“I do, most of them. Not that it’s any of your business, but Goebel and I are just friends. For now. I told him right up front that I did not want to get involved in a romantic relationship. Then I told him what happened with you and that phony doctor. He said he was perfectly fine to be friends. For now.”
A buzzing from Sophie’s pocket put a halt to further conversation. She held up her hand, indicating she needed a minute.
“Yes, this is Sophie Manchester. Yes. Well, I did help Lana Lowery with her career, or rather my tarot reading led her to make the right career decision. Yes, I’ll hold.” Sophie placed her hand over the cell phone’s mouthpiece. She shrugged her shoulders, letting them know she didn’t have a clue who she was speaking to. “Yes, I’m still here.” Sophie paused for several seconds. “Are you trying to yank my chain? If you are, I’ll cast a . . . What? You’re serious, aren’t you? Yes, ma’am. Of course. I would be honored. I can leave and be there immediately. You’ll do what?” Sophie turned ten shades of white. “Yes, ma’am. You can count on it. Uh . . . good-bye.” The cell phone fell out of Sophie’s hand, landing in the wet sand.
“Sophie, you look like you’re going to faint. Are you?” Toots asked, scooting to the edge of her chair. “If you are, let me know so I can get out of the way.”
“You’re not going to believe who just called,” Sophie said, her voice a hoarse whisper.
“You’re probably right, but tell us, anyway,” Ida said.
“That was the governor’s mansion in Sacramento. It seems that the first spouse of California has requested a reading from me. It seems like my fame has spread. Oh my God! The personal secretary said they’ll send for me, and they would appreciate it if I would not blather. . . . That’s what she actually had the nerve to say, blather about this to . . . the tabloids. Pinch me, girls!”
All four women were truly stunned. Several minutes passed before any of them could talk, and when they did, it was the most natural thing in the world for them to place their hands on top of one another’s, lift them to the sky, and shout, “When you’re good, you’re good!”
Lady Baltimore Cake/Bernice’s Death Cake
Ingredients
Cake:
½ cup butter
1 ½ cups sugar
1 cup water
3 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
4 egg whites, stiffly beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Frosting and Filling:
1 ½ cups sugar
cup water
2 teaspoons light corn syrup
2 egg whites
teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
¼ cup chopped pecans
¼ cup chopped figs
¼ cup raisins
¼ cup candied cherries
¼ cup candied pineapple
Preparation
Cake:
In a mixing bowl with an electric mixer, cream butter and sugar. Add water gradually, and then add flour and baking powder. Fold in stiffly beaten egg whites and vanilla. Bake in three buttered and floured cake pans in a 375°F oven.
Frosting and Filling:
Combine sugar, water, and corn syrup in a saucepan. Cook, stirring, over low heat until sugar is dissolved. Bring to a boil and boil to 240°F. Meanwhile, when syrup reaches about 234°F, beat egg whites until stiff peaks form. Add salt. Remove syrup from the heat when 240°F is reached and immediately pour a very thin stream over stiffly beaten egg whites and salt, beating constantly. Add vanilla. Continue beating until frosting cools and is of spreading consistency, about ten minutes.
Add chopped fruits and nuts to about a third of the frosting mixture to use as a filling between the cake layers. Frost the sides and top.
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Return to Sender
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Plain Jane
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What You Wish For
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Listen to Your Heart
Celebration
Yesterday
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Vegas Sunrise
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Wish List
Dear Emily
Christmas at Timberwoods
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Cross Roads
Game Over
Deadly Deals
Vanishing Act
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Under the Radar
Final Justice
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Free Fall
Lethal Justice
Sweet Revenge
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Payback
Weekend Warriors
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Table of Contents
Books by Fern Michaels:
Title Page
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Epilogue
Goebel’s Quick Strawberry Jam
Prologue
“How can we go to the governor’s mansion if it no longer exists?” Mavis asked Sophie, as the Citation X gently lifted off the runway at LAX. “I read about it on the Internet this morning, when I was checking my Web site.” Mavis’s line of funeral attire, Good Mourning, had blossomed almost overnight since its inception, but she continued to monitor her Web site for each individual order received. Now more than ever, she lived on the Internet.
Sophie rolled her chestnut eyes upward, showing only the milky-colored whites. “It still exists; just more of a tourist attraction these days. Ronald Reagan was the last governor who lived there. The gov-er-na-tor stays at the Sterling Hotel, which is where we will be staying for the next few days or however long it takes to assist the first lady of California with her nightmares.” A slight smile lifting the edge of her full lips, Sophie mimicked the instantly recognizable accent for which the famous former act
or turned governor was so well known.
“Stop being so damn dramatic. You may be a drama queen, but you’re not an actress,” Toots called out from the seat in front of Sophie and Mavis.
“I didn’t say I was,” Sophie tossed back.
“Stop!” Ida intervened. “I don’t want to hear any smart comments today. I’ve about had it listening to the two of you squabble.”
Laughter bubbled throughout the private jet.
When the four women had boarded the luxury jet, all of them agreed that California’s governor flew in style. The cabin was decked out in creamy leather reclining seats, solid cherry cabinetry, and all the latest gadgets, including an Apple iPad2 equipped with high-speed Internet, and built-in telephones—just in case the governor had to make a call and was unable to move about the plane.
Theresa “Toots” Amelia Loudenberry, Sophie Manchester, Ida McGullicutty, and Mavis Hanover, the last three being Toots’s daughter Abby’s godmothers, were en route to Sacramento, the state capital. Sophie, in her newfound celebrity, was slated to perform her magic, said magic consisting of holding a séance for the Peabody- and Emmy-award-winning first lady. She had begun to be plagued with nightmares about her famous uncle, John F. Kennedy, the thirty-fifth president of the United States, who was assassinated when she was eight years old. When she’d heard of Sophie’s success in abolishing ghosts and other unworldly beings, she’d personally called to ask for her assistance.
“Oh hush, Ida! If I wanted your opinion, I’d ask.” Sophie smirked. “And I really, really do not.”
There was a long-standing war of sorts between Sophie and Ida. Though neither would ever voluntarily admit it, if pressured, both would confess to loving the other. It was just that they didn’t like each other.
“Now now, girls, let’s not fuss. We’ve got a long flight ahead of us, and I, for one, want to relax before we’re introduced to California’s first couple. I don’t want to appear haggard,” Toots explained.
Mavis, the most upbeat and positive of the group, said softly, “Oh, Toots dear, you could never look haggard! I believe you’re the most gorgeous woman I know.”
Toots smiled at Mavis. “You are too kind, but thank you anyway.”
Ida muttered something decidedly unkind.
As usual, Sophie and Toots ignored her when she mouthed off.
“Hey, this flight might not be as long as you think. Listen to this.” Sophie held up the brochure she had removed from her seat pocket. “The Citation X can fly through a half dozen time zones before refueling, and it has a Rolls-Royce engine. Whew! This is some aircraft.”
Ida spoke up. “That is good news. The less time I’ll have to listen to you three run your filthy mouths, the happier I’ll be.”
Sophie raised her hand above her head so Ida could see her middle finger standing proud and tall. “And it says the bathroom is marble.”
Coco, Mavis’s spoiled female Chihuahua, growled from her royal seat, aka Mavis’s lap. “Ida, I believe you’ve upset Coco. She knows full well that I don’t say nasty things the way the rest of you do.” Mavis grinned, before adding, “Or at least not nearly as often.”
It was hard to imagine the woman Mavis had been just two short years ago. A retired English teacher and widow for seventeen years, she’d lived in a little clapboard house near the ocean in Maine before Toots had e-mailed her and invited her to Charleston, South Carolina, Toots’s hometown. She’d been a heart attack waiting to happen when Toots rescued her, and, yes, that was exactly what Toots had done, rescued her. If she hadn’t, Mavis would probably be six feet under that very moment. Guided by Toots and a personal trainer, Mavis lost over one hundred pounds and exercised daily as though her life depended on it, which it likely did.
Ida, a native New Yorker and a high-society snob, had been a complete and total nutcase. Recently widowed when Toots invited her to come to Charleston, the elegant former photographer suffered with OCD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and a debilitating fixation on germs. Thomas, her spouse of more than thirty years, was thought to have died from the bacterium E coli found in a tainted piece of meat Ida had purchased from her favorite butcher shop.
Circumstances being what they were, Ida’s psychological disorder had caused her to become a total shut-in. Her world of Clorox and sanitizing had quickly ended when Toots sent her to a famous doctor in California who specialized in treating her disorder. Not only had she been cured of her compulsion in a matter of weeks, but she became romantically involved with her savior, who turned out to be no doctor at all but an imposter. He’d almost bilked Ida out of three million dollars to boot. To see her now, minus her cleaning kit, was a true miracle.
Sophie, also a native New Yorker, an RN and a former pediatric nurse, had been recently widowed as well. Walter, her abusive alcoholic husband, died from cirrhosis of the liver. No big surprise there. Planning ahead and looking forward to the day he died, Sophie had taken out a five-million-dollar life insurance policy on him before it was too late and was now quite comfortable.
Toots, an expert at planning funerals—or events as she liked to think of them—had a great deal of practice over the years, and helped Sophie arrange a quick event for Walter. Toots sang an off-key “Ave Maria,” they said their Hail Marys, baked Walter’s remains, then spent the rest of the day shopping before jetting back to Los Angeles, where Toots had fulfilled a secret lifelong dream when she purchased The Informer, a tabloid newspaper where her daughter, Abby, was working as a reporter.
Two years later Abby, now editor in chief of the tabloid, still had no clue her mother was the real power behind LAT Enterprise, the corporation that owned the paper. Abby seemed content to accept her new boss’s preference for communication—e-mail and FedEx—so until Toots had a darn good reason, she had no intention of revealing her own involvement as the corporate owner of The Informer to Abby.
Knowing she’d have to stay in close contact with her daughter, Toots purchased a beautiful three-story hillside minimansion in Malibu. It had been inhabited by a former pop star, whose idea of decorating was hot pink and purple. One of the guest bathrooms actually had a mirror in the shape of a guitar, and blue rhinestones on the baseboards. Toots guessed it was a sad tribute to the King himself, dearly departed Elvis.
Prior to the pop star, the house had belonged to Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball. Toots, along with her dear friends, had moved into the Malibu beach house while it was being remodeled. It was during the remodeling that she experienced a paranormal phenomenon in her own bedroom.
She remembered that night as being the most frightening of her life.
Awakened by a pounding heart and an eerie chill in the horrid purple bedroom she’d referred to as a hooker haven, and paralyzed by a fear unlike anything she’d ever experienced, Toots had been unable to move from her bed. Next—she still had difficulties believing this—what seemed to be four clouds, in an eerie, translucent shade of blue, clustered around her bed. Inside the cloudlike puffs were faces. Yes, she knew how insane it sounded, but she’d seen it with her own two eyes and it was what it was. Afterward, she remembered thinking she could’ve had hallucinations from a bad case of indigestion or, perish the thought, even a brain tumor. She had read somewhere about tumors on the brain causing pressure that gave rise to hallucinations. But it had been nothing like that at all.
Recalling the faces, she realized they were familiar to her, but in her traumatized state, she was unable to identify them. In a matter of seconds, the foglike clouds disappeared. Scared and shaken, she’d told Sophie what she’d experienced. Having had a lifelong interest in the paranormal, Sophie hadn’t been shocked when Toots told her what had happened. Of course, now they knew the remodeling in the bedroom had stirred up the spirits of famous movie moguls Aaron Spelling and Bing Crosby, who in life had an ongoing feud over a piece of land. Sophie had suggested a séance. Successful in her attempts to contact and communicate with the dead, Sophie had become a celebrity in the world of paranormal events a
nd ghosts. So there they were, flying in a private jet on their way to the governor’s mansion to assist California’s first lady with her recurring nightmares.
Toots reclined in the luxurious leather seat, content with her life and that of Abby’s three godmothers. Since the girls had temporarily relocated to California and South Carolina—temporarily being two years—their lives as senior citizens had been one big roller-coaster ride. A few rough spots along the way, but thrilling nonetheless.
Toots glanced at each of her friends, who were really more like sisters. Abby’s three godmothers were quiet, each lost in her own private world. They had been friends for more than fifty years. She treasured her friendship with each woman. Each was unique and individual in her own right. Toots could only hope they’d have another fifty years together.
The copilot’s deep voice came over the intercom, announcing they were about to begin their descent into Sacramento International Airport. “Ladies, I’m going to have to ask you all to buckle up. The ceiling is down to two hundred feet with some fog and light rain. We’ll be making an ILS approach, so it could get bumpy. Please secure any open containers and that little dog.”
Ida, an uncomfortable flier on a good day, turned ten shades of white. “What does that mean? I knew I should’ve taken a commercial flight. I hate these small planes.”
“Private jets have the same stupid-ass rules as the commercial airlines,” Sophie said as she adjusted her seat belt.
Mavis put Coco in her carrier and placed it beneath the seat. The little pooch growled, then went into a series of earsplitting barks before settling down. “She just hates that crate, but we have to follow the rules. They’re for our own protection.” Mavis darted a glance at Sophie.
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