About Cover Story
Tobi Fletcher’s career is going places. Just ask her. Any day now, she’s going to write the story for her Sante Fe newspaper that will Make A Difference. Of course, Pulitzer prizes and the like will soon follow.
Unfortunately, her editor doesn’t have the same vision. His vision has her investigating a series of gnomicides. Yes, gnomicides—the wanton murder of garden gnomes.
It’s a nightmare for Tobi. She’s spent her life working towards a career she can be proud of—and proving she’s nothing like her mother. She’s intelligent, independent and so uptight she can’t even let go to sneeze properly—and, unlike her colleagues, she certainly can’t appreciate the funny side of the situation. She wants to work on the big story—a cover-up in a senator’s office.
Reluctantly, she interviews Simon, the man who reported the ‘incident’ to the newspaper—clearly a lunatic—his four-year old daughter, and the other residents of the street. Each has their own theory about the murderer, ranging from the slightly possible to the ludicrous and Tobi, unfortunately affected by her pollen allergy and having to repress sneezes regularly, writes the story.
Her editor loves it and demands more; interstate papers pick it up and reader feedback is overwhelming. Apparently, she’s not going anywhere just yet—and, dammit, that means facing her pesky attraction to Simon. Along the way, Tobi discovers there are many truths and secrets to be uncovered—other people’s as well as her own. The question is, will the truth really set her free?
Contents
About Cover Story
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Acknowledgments
About Rachel Bailey
Copyright
For Valerie Parv,
who saw enough potential in The Gnomes to make me a minion and give me a tiara. You are the coolest of the cool.
Chapter 1
Gnomes.
I couldn’t believe it had come to this. A degree in journalism and eight years of hard work and I still wasn’t being taken seriously.
With all the professional demeanor I could muster, I stuck out my hand. “Mr. Hanson, I’m Tobi Fletcher from the Santa Fe Daily. I’m here about the … the …” Nope, I couldn’t say it.
The corner of his mouth quirked as he shook my hand. “Please, call me Simon. You’re here about th…?”
He knew exactly why I was in his office—he’d emailed the paper about it, for goodness’ sake. He was just enjoying seeing me squirm. I narrowed my eyes, hoping he could see the steel behind them.
“I’m here about your email.”
He dropped my hand and indicated two chairs in the corner of his architectural firm’s plush downtown office. “Ah, about the gnomicides.”
I tried to hide my wince as he said the word. “Could you tell me about the … incidents?” I took out my notebook and pencil—may as well get the information down now I was there; it wasn’t as if I had anything better to do. Not like Sofia.
Until an hour ago, we’d been working together on the biggest story New Mexico had seen in years: a monster-sized scandal in a state senator’s office. That story was going to make us.
Correction, it would make Sofia, while I was officially filing the story of the wanton murder of garden gnomes. I made a silent prayer that Kevin, my editor, tripped on his shoelaces. He’d said something about needing to increase our human interest content as he assigned me this so-called story, but it would hardly Make a Difference, the way the political scandal would. Unfortunately, Kevin didn’t believe the credibility of our source in the senator’s office and saw the smashing of six inches of painted plaster as a priority.
“Well, there were three.”
What? Oh, the gnomes. At the top of the page, I wrote the number three. “All in your garden?” I feigned respectful interest, something I’d perfected over the years.
“No. One in my garden and two in my father-in-law’s garden, two doors down.”
“You live two doors down from your father-in-law?” Now there was an angle—it was probably a family dispute.
“Yes, but …”
I smiled in a way I’d used on countless interviewees to gain their trust and release their secrets. “How long have you lived together?”
He regarded me with a raised eyebrow. “Who? The gnomes and me?”
“No, you and your in-laws.”
A slow smile spread across his face. “Not interested in the gnomes, Ms. Fletcher?”
Anxiety fluttered down into my stomach. I didn’t like it when people saw through me. Not that it happened often, but when it did, it was a sign of impending trouble. Luckily Simon Hanson was no match for me.
“Of course I am. I’m looking into all possibilities. As I’m sure you’re aware, in any murder case, family members are always the first suspects.”
He was holding back a smile—I could see it dancing in his eyes. “I’m glad to see you’re taking this seriously, but if I had murdered the gnomes, I’d hardly want to report it to you or the police. And my father-in-law is housebound, so he isn’t the culprit either.”
“You’ve told the police?” I found that a little hard to believe. “What did they say?”
He rubbed a finger along the side of his shoe as it rested on his opposite knee. “They laughed. Which is why I came to your paper.”
Hmm. My sympathies were firmly with the police, but my editor was expecting a story. “And why did you come to my paper, Simon? Why are you so worried about garden ornaments?”
He leaned over, picked up a framed photo from his desk and passed it to me. It was of a small girl with a very short blond bob, huge eyes and a cheeky smile. “My daughter, Anna. She’s been pretty upset over the situation and she wanted us to call the police. I thought it would be a good lesson for her in how to handle emergencies.”
Emergencies? Was he serious? For gnomes? I rubbed my temples, sure I could feel a migraine coming on. “What did you expect the police to say?”
He frowned as if I’d hit a nerve. “I expected them to at least treat it as a case of vandalism or destruction of property.”
“So why call it a gnomicide? That’s hardly going to encourage people to take it seriously.”
“Ah.” He grinned. “That part wasn’t my idea.”
I glanced again at the kid in the picture then passed it back. “You expect me to believe that a five-year-old—”
“Four-year-old.” He stood the photo on the edge of his desk, facing us.
“—that a four-year-old came up with a word like ‘gnomicide’?”
“No, my mother did. She and Anna found them smashed.”
I barely restrained myself from sighing, but still managed a polite tone. “Don’t tell me—she lives next door too.”
The grin returned. “No, she lives with us.”
Had this guy heard the word “enmeshment”? “You, your wife and your daughter live with your mother, two doors down from your father-in-law?”
The grin disappeared for a second and I glimpsed sadness lurking in his eyes before he covered it. “Close—my wife died a few years ago, but the rest is right.”
I felt a slight tug at my heart at the unexpected insight into his emotions, but I dismissed it. Nothing good ever came from allowing emo
tions to surface—other people’s or my own. I shook my head and tried to focus on the story. Gnomes. Hmm.
“So, um, Simon, what are you hoping to achieve with an article in the paper?”
“Partly, I want the publicity to make people in the area more vigilant, and partly I want Anna to know she’s not powerless when bad things happen. She was devastated when they discovered the gnomes and then again when the police laughed.”
Oh, laughing at a little girl’s dead gnomes probably was bad. “That was very inconsiderate of them.” I shifted in my seat, glad I hadn’t gone as far as that.
His eyelids lowered a little, his eyes not quite narrowing—no, it was too relaxed an expression for that—but I had the uncomfortable feeling he was looking straight through me again. “That’s why I wanted you to meet me here, without Anna. I couldn’t risk exposing her to more ridicule.”
I gave him my best non-ridiculing expression—or was that ridiculous? The whole thing was ridiculous, but I remained professional.
“So, do you have any idea of … suspects?”
He lifted one green cotton-clad shoulder then dropped it again, in a suave gesture not many men could have pulled off. “I don’t think it was anyone in our street—they’re all good people. Probably kids out looking for fun.”
“I don’t suppose you have any photos of the … crime scene?” Not that I could see a photo of a suburban front yard scattered with pieces of smashed plaster making the front page, but I had a job to do.
“No, sorry. But there are other gnomes left, maybe you could take a photo of them for the story?”
I rested the point of my pencil on my notepad and slowly lifted my gaze to his. “Just how many gnomes do you have?”
“They’re not mine. They’re communal gnomes.”
Oh, this kept getting better and better. “And do the communal gnomes have a home of their own? Or are they street gnomes?”
“They’re gnomads,” he said, poker-faced.
Was he winding me up? What did it matter—just get the story and get out. “Whose garden are they in?”
“They move every day.”
“Every day?”
“The residents move them around every day.” His face was still deadpan but he was doing that damn dancing eyes thing again.
“Er … okay, but … why do you move them every day?”
He glanced at the snapshot of his kid and a tender kind of adoration settled over his features. “It’s part of our street tradition, like farolitos at Christmas time. The kids love it and having something in common helps us all get along.”
“Oookay. I think I have enough here.” I tucked my notebook back into my bag and slowly got up, making no sudden moves to scare the crazy man. “I’ll give you a call if I need anything else.”
He stood as well and for a moment our gazes connected. I could have sworn there was something strange in the air—I don’t know, maybe the temperature changed or there wasn’t enough oxygen. Whatever it was, I didn’t like it; I broke the contact and turned to the door.
“You are going to run the story, aren’t you?” he said softly behind me.
Oh, yeah. Probably with the headline, “Psycho Santa Fe Street.” “It’s up to my editor, but it should run in the next few days. Thanks for your time.”
“And thank you for treating this story with professionalism.”
As I turned to leave, I noticed his wry grin but chose to ignore it.
*
By the time I’d found my way back to my car in the basement of the high-rise building, I was ready to scream. Or cry. Or both. I leaned my head on the steering wheel and took deep breaths, instructing my body to relax, but before any calming effects set in my cell rang and flashed an unwelcome name on the screen.
I picked it up anyway. “Hi, Mom.”
“Tobi, dahlin’, I just wanted to touch base. How are you?” Her over-the-top Southern accent always seemed worse on the phone than in person.
“I’m fine, Mom. Actually, I’m working at the moment. Can I call you back tonight?” Cutting her off at the beginning was the best way to avoid a drawn-out tête-à-tête of torture.
“Yes, working …” Her bracelets jangled down the line—she was probably waving for a waiter to bring her another gin and tonic. “Well, dahlin’, I’m technically your boss, so this counts as work.”
“Kevin is my boss, you’re—”
“Oh, sugah, what’s the use of having a mother on the board of the publishing company if you can’t sneak in a call here and there? Now, have you seen anything of your father lately? I saw him in the paper this morning, walking into court with three blond women. You don’t know what that was about, do you?”
My eyelids slumped closed and I pinched the bridge of my nose between thumb and forefinger. “Mom, he’s a lawyer. He always walks into court with his legal team.” The worst thing about having high-profile divorced parents was they could never forget about each other, leaving my sister, Grace, and me in the middle.
“But these were all blond women. Lawyers are supposed to be men or brunettes.”
From years of experience, I could tell she was pouting. And why blonds were more likely to be lovers than brunettes was something only my mother knew; all Dad’s wives and lovers had been dark haired. Including her.
“Mom, I have to go—I’ll call you later.”
“All right, dahlin’. Ta-ta.”
I disconnected and beat the cell against my forehead. It was astounding Grace and I had grown up sane at all. On second thought, maybe Grace’s sanity hadn’t survived—she’d turned into Mom’s mini-me and would never be the poster-girl for emotional balance. Two divorces by twenty-seven and an appallingly large jewelry collection rarely screamed good sense.
Then it hit me. Had I been assigned this story because of my mother? I’d spent my entire adult life trying to distance myself from her influence and reputation and still people judged me by her public displays of frivolity and immaturity. They expected me to be just as silly, spending money like it grew on trees—which, frankly, it always had done for my mother. I blame my father for starting it—being the highly respected lawyer Tobias Fletcher, he could easily have taken me under his wing and nurtured me. But no, from the moment he saw me in the crib, he’d labeled me as another Mom, a view strongly encouraged by my mother. I think she’d named me after him for the cuteness value, rather than any desire to induce father–daughter bonding.
So it’d been up to me. All my life I’d refused, under any circumstances, to turn into my mother and I was somewhere along the pathway to showing the world what I was made of … until the gnome story.
I was back to deciding between crying and screaming, neither of which were advisable in an underground downtown parking lot, so I pulled myself together and drove back to the office. I’d deal with these emotions another day—either that or repress them in readiness for my imminently necessary psychoanalysis.
*
“You should have seen him, Sofia, talking about it like it was an actual crime.” I wriggled further onto her desk to get more comfortable.
“I think it’s cute, and any man who would go to all that trouble for his daughter … You said he was a widower?” Her eyes widened with expectation.
“A completely nutty widower.” I enunciated the word carefully, lest there be any false impressions.
“A gorgeous widower?”
“Yes, a gorgeous, nutty widower.” Why was his insanity having so little impact?
“Come on, Tobi, give me more than that. You know I’m living vicariously now I’m engaged. What’d he look like?”
I was going to tell her to take a leap but she was doing her puppy-eyes, so I gave in with an exaggerated sigh. “Okay, brown hair, blue eyes—”
She held up a finger to interrupt. “What type of blue?”
“What do you mean? Blue!”
“Light silvery-blue, or deep ocean-blue or green-blue or—” She sounded like she’d had one too many dreamy
pills this morning.
I couldn’t believe I was having this conversation. “I can’t remember. I didn’t pay that much attention.” Probably more a dark, midnight-blue, anyway. “Can we change the subject please?”
“All right, but we’ll come back to this.” She grinned. “What did Kevin say?”
I didn’t try to hide my grimace. “He wants me to do a feature story—the gnomicide, a series of photos, the whole package.”
“That’s great—a feature story. Good for you.”
I felt the familiar sinking feeling in my stomach. “I’ll be a laughing stock.”
“Hey, Fletcher.” I registered a punch on my arm and turned to see Matias, photo-journalist extraordinaire. My nemesis. He was grinning like the Joker and I hated that it made him more gorgeous. Like he needed improvements. “Heard you got the gnomicide case. Nice one.”
“Please—like you would’ve taken it.” Matias was not long back from a stint covering the Middle East—important stories that Made a Difference.
“Sure I would—it’s been ages since I had a good laugh. I’d have taken it and made a damn good story out of it, too. Phe-gnome-enal, in fact.” He sauntered off, chatting to everyone he passed. I hated that everyone loved Matias, just because he was tall, dark, and had been hit with the handsome stick. Didn’t they notice he seemed just a little bit … dangerous? Somehow only ever two steps away from disaster? What disaster, I didn’t know and certainly didn’t want to waste time thinking about, but it was always there—hovering.
He was probably right, though. If anyone could make a good story out of it, he could.
Well, if he could make a good story, then I could too—he wasn’t a better journalist than me. Actually, I’d be better because I had an inside angle—my grandparents had a garden gnome once. Probably.
*
That night, I drove slowly down Los Alamos Court. I’d been home, changed, eaten, and arrived ten minutes earlier than the appointment I’d quickly arranged with Simon so I could get a good look at my quarry.
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