Billionaires, Boarders, and Bastards: A Limited-Time Collection of Reverse Harem Romance Novellas

by C. M. Stunich

  "And ah," Ryder cleared his throat, shifting his lap pillow a bit, "is this something you've done before?"

  "A fivesome?" I repeated, buying myself time to think of how to best answer, "No. Not five … but I was previously in a committed ménage relationship with two guys."

  "So how does this all work then?" Ryder asked cautiously, and I knew without a doubt that I had them.

  "Just … go with whatever feels natural, I guess." I shrugged. "Before, with my exes … we never really stopped to discuss the logistics of it all. Just do what you'd normally do if it were just you and a girl alone. Or you and several girls …"

  "Works for me!" Drex said, grabbing my hand and pulling me a step closer to him where he sat on the couch still. "But for one thing, you're wearing far too much clothes, Blitzen …"

  "Blaze, get the lights would you?" I heard Slade murmur in his quiet voice, and Blaze hopped up to do as he was told. He left just a few table lamps on around the room which cast a sexy sort of light to see by.

  Drex, meanwhile, had hooked his fingers under the waistband of my borrowed sweatpants and was dragging them ever so slowly down my legs to pool at my ankles. I stepped out and kicked them aside, leaving me in just my underwear.

  Thank fuck I'd managed to find a sexy matching set of lingerie this morning instead of saggy granny panties.

  "Damn, Blitz," Drex whispered, his warm breath feathering across the skin of my inner thighs and making me shiver.

  Planting a hand on his shoulder, I pushed him back into the couch and straddled his lap. My hands slipped beneath his shirt and quickly stripped it from him before I dipped down to kiss his mouth.

  Behind me, the distinctive rustle of fabric suggested the other guys were making quick work of their own clothes, and I could barely wait to turn around and see them for myself. Yes, I was familiar with having two guys at once. Hell, we'd even invited another to join us every now and then, so three was no great shock to me. But four was all new territory and my pussy clenched with excitement.

  Warm hands slid up my back while I kissed Drex, deftly flicking the clasp of my bra open and sliding it down my arms to be discarded with all the other clothing in the room. Another set of hands palmed my newly liberated breasts, tweaking and teasing at my nipples with a familiarity that I already identified as Blaze.

  A moaning gasp escaped my mouth and I broke contact with Drex's lips, dropping my head back to rest on Blaze's shoulder while he massaged my perky tits with his inked up fingers. Drex's mouth found the column of my neck and began kissing and sucking his way down it until he too reached my chest.

  Blaze, I swear, was a total natural. As soon as Drex reached my breasts, Blaze released them and ventured further south, sliding inside my panties in a direct echo of our tryst in the gondola.

  "Blaze," I gasped as his index finger tortured me, running circles around my hardened clit. Thankfully, he needed no further encouragement, sinking two fingers deep inside me while Drex's lips closed over my nipple.

  Fuck me. I missed this.

  "Should we move this into a bedroom?" Slade suggested from somewhere beside us. My eyelids cracked open and I peered at him through a haze of desire.

  "Sounds good," I tried to reply, but Blaze chose that exact moment to tap my clit with his thumb and good became more of a gasp than a word.

  "Blaze, let the woman up." He playfully cuffed the tattooed snowboarder's head and Blaze chuckled against my neck.

  "Sure thing, boss," he replied, withdrawing his fingers from my aching cunt and making me whimper in frustration. "Don't worry, babe; I won't leave you hanging." He stood from his position kneeing behind me, then picked me up off Drex's lap and carried me bridal style over to one of the bedrooms.

  "Uh, S?" Blaze prompted, tapping the door with his foot. "Keys?"

  "Sorry," Slade muttered, quickly unlocking the door and holding it open for us. He and Blaze had both stripped down to their boxers which weren't doing much to disguise their enthusiasm for the current situation. Drex followed us, still in his jeans, and as Blaze gently placed me down on the bed, I spotted Ryder lean himself against the doorframe, gloriously naked with his impressive cock standing straight at attention.

  "Come here, Ryder." I beckoned, totally unable to prevent my tongue from running across my lower lip as I imagined my mouth wrapped around his hard-ass dick. My fixation did not go unnoticed either as he followed my request and approached the bed. I patted the space beside me, and he took the hint, stretching out alongside me and propping himself up on one elbow.

  "Hey there, Mila-elf." He smiled and I laughed. Between him and Drex, it would've been impossible to maintain my grudge against them, even if it had been warranted and there was no sex to sway me. They were just too damn playful.

  "Having fun, yet?" I murmured, pushing him back into the pillows and straddling him.

  "That's one way to put it," he replied, watching me with hungry eyes as I slid down his body and grasped his cock in my hand. Giving him a few firm strokes, I dipped low and took him in my mouth.

  Normally, I would've taken my time with the foreplay, but I'd been getting more and more worked up all night while playing that game, and I was beyond the need for foreplay. Ryder was responding enthusiastically, bucking his hips to match my pace as I sucked up and down his dick, also seemingly past the point of foreplay.

  Hands settled on my ass, smoothing down my cheeks and hooking under the lace of my panties, pulling them to the side. Someone's finger caressed the length of my pussy from ass to clit, then dipped inside my throbbing core. Not knowing who it was that was fingering me made it even hotter, and I moaned around Ryder’s cock.

  Drex stretched out on the bed beside Ryder, having divested himself of this remaining clothing and propped himself up on an elbow, watching me suck off his buddy while he stroked his own rigid shaft.

  I held his eyes the entire time.

  From behind me, either Slade or Blaze removed his fingers and replaced them with his mouth. I gasped, pulling back from Ryder for a moment to pant and catch my breath while one of the Winter Wankers licked and tugged at my swollen, throbbing clit, threatening to send me crashing into an orgasm already.

  "Jesus, fuck," I exclaimed, my breath catching in my throat, "you sure you've never done this before?"

  "Mila, love," Slade purred, sitting on Ryder's other side which meant it was Blaze who'd just slid his fingers back into my pussy while his teeth teased my clit. "Just because we've never shared a woman doesn't mean we don't know what we're doing in theory."

  "Oh good," I teased, "then you're good if we speed things up? We can always do a repeat later …"

  Slade cocked an eyebrow at me, and I winked back, running my tongue up the length of Ryder who was still conveniently in front of my face. Blaze was still working me into a frenzy with his fingers and mouth, and it was all I could do not to totally shatter right then and there.

  "I think we can manage that," Slade agreed with a sexy fucking grin on his face as he reached into the bedside table and tossed little foil packets at his teammates.

  "Perfect," I panted, getting a short reprieve as Blaze took care of the condom situation. I also had an IUD, but it didn't hurt to stay cautious—especially with men as promiscuous as these four.

  "Blaze?" I said, turning my head to look at him. Okay … also to catch a glimpse of him in all his inked up naked glory. Hot fucking damn. The jeans commercial he'd done recently didn't even scratch the surface of how sexy that man was.

  "Yeah, babe?" he replied, rolling the thin latex down his seriously impressive length.

  "I'm going to need you to fuck me now." My voice was low and needy, and Blaze looked at me with a cocky grin.

  "That, I can do." He nodded his head to Drex, who grabbed something from the other bedside table and tossed it to him. Faster than I could even process, Blaze had flipped out a switchblade and sliced through the lace of my panties, leaving me bare and a little in shock.

  "Did you just …" Ho
ly fuck, that was hot. "Now, Blaze." I wiggled my hips and he chuckled.

  "So impatient, babe," he laughed, but gave me what I wanted when he positioned himself behind me and slowly pushed his hard length inside. Taking a few shallow strokes, he lubed himself with my juices before pushing all the way in to the hilt, tearing a satisfied cry from my throat. The instant feeling of fullness as he stretched my walls sent me hurtling right up to the edge of an orgasm, and I found myself biting my lip to hold it back.

  "Need a distraction, Mila-elf?" Ryder teased, and I took his suggestion. Wrapping one hand around the base of his shaft, I brought him back to my lips, circling his tip with my tongue then taking him deep into my throat.

  Having dated two men in my late teenage years—both with a voracious appetite for sex, almost as bad as my own—I’d long since taught myself to circumvent my gag reflex. Meaning it was a piece of cake to take almost the full length of Ryder’s cock, causing him to groan and hiss as his fingers tangled in my dark cloud of hair.

  "Jesus fucking Christ, Blitzen," Drex whispered, and I pulled back from Ryder’s dick a little to look up at him with a smug smile. My snappy retort was obliterated from my mind, though, as Blaze upped his pace and slipped a hand around to tease at my clit.

  "Babe, I’m gonna come already," he groaned, while his tattooed fingers flicked at my clit and my mouth sucked off his friend. "I swear, I’m not usually this quick …"

  "Fuck that, hurry up and come already," Slade ordered. "This is driving me insane just watching."

  My mouth full, I clenched my pelvic floor in encouragement, mentally high-fiving myself for remembering my Kegel exercises when Blaze lost it. Grabbing onto my hips, he thrust hard and deep a few more times, moaning his release before reluctantly withdrawing from my soaked core.

  "How do you want us now, love?" Slade asked me with heavy-lidded eyes, his hard cock gripped in his fist as he watched me lick a long line up Ryder's length.

  "Toss me one of those," I said, holding out my hand for a condom, and Drex obliged. Using my teeth, I tore the packet open then paused, reading what it said.

  "Plumbers Plunge Harder?" I queried, raising an eyebrow at Drex, and he snickered.

  "Blame Ryder, he reads these dirty romance novels about magical plumbers and got sent a huge stack of promo condoms by the authors. Cool chicks." Slade grinned, and Ryder shrugged unapologetically.

  "I’ll loan them to you someday, Mila-elf. You’ll love them. The books, I mean, not the … ah …" He nodded to the condom between my fingers, bringing my attention back to the job at hand.

  "I have no doubt I’ll love these, too," I murmured, rolling the rubber sheath down over his slick cock and appreciating the fact that it was both ribbed and lubed. Those romance authors knew their shit.

  Climbing back up Ryder’s body, I positioned the tip of his dick at my opening, and sunk down with a groan.

  "Fuck," Ryder swore, grabbing hold of my hips and moving with me as I rode him for a couple of exquisite moments.

  "Slade," I panted, bringing my lusty gaze back to his. "Got any lube in that drawer?"

  Without a second's hesitation, he dipped his hand back into the bedside table and held up a bottle of water-based lubricant for me to see.

  "Perfect." I grinned, still moving up and down on Ryder’s dick. "In that case, I want you from behind."

  Slade’s eyebrows shot up in surprise and I stifled a laugh. I fucking loved how I could shock them.

  "Right now?" he clarified. "While …"

  "While Ryder fucks my pussy? Yeah, right now. I want you both in me. Now." I met Slade’s stare with a challenge in my gaze that I knew he wasn’t backing down from. This was really dropping them in the group sex deep-end, but I didn’t even care. It'd been that fucking long since I’d been double-teamed …

  "You got it, love." He nodded, shifting off the bed to take up position behind me while an exhausted Blaze rolled into the spot he’d just vacated.

  Bracing my hands on Ryder's chest, I leaned forward to allow Slade better access. Excitement shot through me with the distinctive crackle of the condom wrapper and the click of the lube bottle opening.

  Slade’s slick fingers trailed down my crack, circling my asshole and then pressing inside. He hesitated a moment, then pushed deeper while I moaned encouragement.

  "More, Slade," I begged, and he added another finger, stretching and lubing me up in preparation for his cock.

  "Fucking Christ, I can feel Ryder's dick in you," he commented, pumping his fingers a few more times before taking them out and replacing them with the head of his cock.

  "Now, Slade," I demanded, pushing back onto him a bit and coaxing him to get on with it. Thank fuck these boys really needed no further instruction. Slade gripped my waist hard, pulling me back as he slipped his way inside me, inch by glorious inch until I was full.

  "Yes," I moaned, feeling like a damn goddess as two Kings of Snow worshipped me with their hands, their mouths, and their dicks. They quickly found a rhythm between them, pushing in and out of me with a maddening pace that was driving me to the edge of insanity.

  Threesomes with my former lovers had been great, but this … this was fucking exceptional.

  "How do you like that?" I asked Ryder, pressing small kisses down his jaw. "Can you feel Slade inside my ass? Can you feeling him fucking me in time with you?"

  "Mila-elf," Ryder panted, "unfortunately, words cannot describe."

  Grinning with satisfaction, I glanced at the two remaining Kings. Blaze laying on his side and lazily stroking his half-hard cock, already on his way back to being ready, and Drex on Ryder’s other side. The fun loving blonde boy had a flush to his cheeks as he watched his buddies fucking me, and his fist held his rigid shaft in an iron grip.

  "Drex," I whispered, "I want you, too."

  At my words, his eyes widened and his jaw dropped open a little. I smiled then opened my mouth in invitation and he quickly scrambled to his knees.

  "Like this?" he checked, placing his straining cock near my mouth as I shifted my weight against Ryder so that I could grip Drex.

  "Exactly," I confirmed, wrapping my lips around him and swirling with my tongue, tasting the salty sweetness of the pre-cum already leaking from his tip.

  "Holy fuck," he gasped as I released my hand and let my mouth do all the work.

  Taking Drex deep into my throat while Ryder thrust into my cunt and Slade pounded my ass … Holy. Fuck. This was one hundred percent going down as the best fuck of my life, and I had a lot to compare against.

  Rounding out my dream orgy, I reached out and took Blaze’s now hard dick in my hand and pumped him firmly.

  "Mila," Ryder groaned, "I’m almost done."

  "Will you come with us, love?" Slade asked, but I couldn’t really respond other than moaning my approval around Drex’s thick shaft. It was all the encouragement they seemed to need though.

  Both Ryder and Slade increased their thrusts with intensity, building me to the edge of a mammoth orgasm and tipping me straight over the edge when Blaze reached up and pinched my nipples.

  Gasping, I pulled back from Drex’s dick—just in case I bit down or something—and reveled in the mind-blowing climax while Ryder and Slade finished in grunts and cries of ecstasy of their own.

  The three of us all collapsed in a bit of a sweaty, panting heap, but I wasn’t done yet. Not quite, anyway.

  "Drex," I gasped, wiggling free of the Winter Wanker sandwich, and gently—okay not so gently, but playfully—rolling them out of the way.

  "Yes, Blitzen?" he replied, and my mouth curved in a smile at the stupid fucking nickname.

  "Drex, fuck me, please. Don’t make me beg." He met my eyes with a mischievous smirk, but he’d already rolled a condom down his impressive weapon so I knew he wouldn’t make me wait.

  Sliding off the edge of the bed, he grabbed my leg and spun me towards himself, positioning my butt on the edge of the bed and lining up the head of his cock with my soaked cunt. Stroking hi
s hard length down my pussy a couple of times, he used my own juices as lube to sink straight into me with one hard thrust.

  "Fuck. Yes." I cried, realizing late that Drex was the widest of all the Winter Wankers, so even after fucking three other guys, my walls still needed a moment to adjust and take him all in.

  Drex offered no moment of respite though, gripping my thighs as leverage to fuck me hard and fast. My hands stretched above my head, grabbing hold of Blaze once more and finishing the hand job I’d already started while my tits bounced and wobbled at Drex’s punishing pace.

  Blaze came again within seconds, spilling his hot load over my hand and cursing.

  Helpfully, Slade leaned over and lifted my hips a little higher and Ryder slipped a pillow underneath me, giving Drex a deeper angle which immediately set his thick cock scraping against my G-spot. Screaming, I came again. My walls clenched and pulsed, dragging the climax from Drex in a hissing curse that ended with him collapsing forward on top of me.

  For the longest time, no one moved.

  "Drex?" I finally murmured, sleepy with the euphoric afterglow of a seriously good fucking. "Get up, you’re super heavy and I need to pee." I paused. "Actually, I need to shower …"

  Despite their careful use of condoms, group sex was generally always a messy endeavor. I wondered if the girls in Ryder’s romance novels ever needed to deal with the clean-up.

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  A loud beeping jerked me from sleep and I sat up with a gasp.

  Where the fuck am I?

  The room was dark, but I was really warm, like I'd been sleeping near a furnace or something. I blinked my sleepy eyes a couple of times to try and clear the haze of sleep while someone grumbled and smacked at the blaring alarm to turn it off.

  The events of the night before resurfaced in my memory and I grinned to myself in the dark. I had actually fucked all four Kings of Snow … together … and it was unbe-fucking-lievable. It was almost a shame it had been so damn good, because now I would be seriously disappointed when I returned to the real world where I had no boyfriend, no job, and most importantly, no home.