I think this was Dyl’s attempt at low cunning. He was probably hoping Murray would say something like, ‘Oh, this and that. Bit of serial killing on weekends and public holidays.’ He didn’t.
‘Bushwalking, mate. Whenever I get the chance, I’m off into remote areas, mainly here in Australia, but also in other places. Africa, for example. It’s my passion.’ He glanced at his watch. ‘Look, guys, I don’t want to be rude or anything, but I’m really tired and I’ve got a full day tomorrow.’ He stood. ‘Sleep well, okay?’
‘Are you going on the croc cruise?’ I asked.
‘Nah. I don’t do cruises. I’ll be taking myself off into the bush. A good long walk.’
‘Maybe we could join you one time?’ Dyl said.
Murray smiled and ruffled Dyl’s hair. It didn’t make any difference. Dyl’s hair was already ruffled. You couldn’t squeeze in even a small additional ruffle.
‘Sorry, guys,’ he said. ‘I go alone. No offence, but I see enough children at work.’
He took off down the path towards the cabins.
‘He is just about the nicest serial killer I have ever met,’ said Dyl.
‘You meet plenty then, do you, Dyl?’
‘Well, you know my neighbourhood.’
I glanced over at our table. Brendan was clearing dishes while Rose and Cy simpered, gushed and generally got in his face at every opportunity. I was starting to feel sorry for the guy. It was difficult to tell who was being more nauseating, but I think Rose had the slight edge. Then again, she’d put in years of practice.
‘Can I ask why you decided to talk to our murderer, Dyl?’ I said. ‘Isn’t this going to alert him?’
Dylan leaned towards me.
‘Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer,’ he whispered.
I was impressed.
‘It’s a line from a movie,’ he continued. ‘I’ve waited years to say it. I just wish I knew what it meant.’
We walked back to our cabins with Mum and Dad. Rose and Cy stayed at the restaurant to glare at each other and throw themselves under the waiter’s feet.
‘Don’t stay up too late, boys,’ said Dad. ‘It’s been a long day and I reckon we should be fresh for the crocodile cruise in the morning. Imagine. Seeing crocs in the wild! I can’t wait.’
‘Me neither. Night, Dad. Night, Mum.’
‘Night, Mr and Mrs Hill,’ said Dyl.
I was tired, but it turned out the day hadn’t quite finished with us. We made it two metres up the brick path to our cabin, when a Pssst sounded in my head. I stopped and looked around.
‘Blacky?’
‘Follow me, tosh. I need a word in your shell-like.’
He sat under a low bush about thirty metres away. I grabbed Dylan’s arm and pointed. As soon as we walked towards him, Blacky took off. We followed for about three minutes. It was dark once we left the small cabin lamps behind. I could barely make out his form as he climbed a bank to one side of the rough path. Dyl and I scrambled up behind him and stepped out from darkness into a world of pale moonlight. A white beach glistened, stretching as far as my eyes could see. Slow waves rolled in. The moon dappled the sea.
‘Wow,’ I said.
‘Looks like paradise, doesn’t it?’ said Blacky.
‘It does,’ I said. ‘It sure does.’
‘Enjoy it while you can. In thirty years this will all be gone. This and most of the surrounding area. Global warming, tosh. Rising ocean levels will wash all this away. Hey. Let’s hear it. Three cheers for humanity.’
‘Thanks, Blacky,’ I said. ‘You really know how to ruin a scene.’
‘It’s called “reality”, mush. And I’ll have no lectures about ruining scenes from a human, thanks very much.’
We sat on a sand dune and watched clouds scud across the face of the moon.
‘Global warming,’ I said. ‘Waste emissions thrown into the atmosphere that cause the temperature of the Earth to rise, because heat cannot escape properly. A bit like a greenhouse. Am I right?’
‘Spot on,’ said Blacky.
‘Well, I know one way to drastically reduce the cause of global warming.’
‘Ban fossil fuels? Find alternative and renewable sources of energy? Halt the worldwide destruction of rainforests?’
‘That would work,’ I said. ‘But I was thinking of sticking a cork up your bum, thus reducing atmospheric pollution by at least a third.’
Blacky fixed me with one pink-rimmed eye.
‘Very funny, tosh,’ he said. ‘Very dry. If you carry on being dry I’ll have to pee on you.’
‘Look,’ I said. ‘I’m sure you didn’t bring us here simply to throw insults and then depress the living daylights out of me.’ Actually, I wasn’t sure. That’s exactly the kind of thing Blacky would do. ‘We need more information about this mission. In particular, Murray the Mass Murderer, who, incidentally, is a Consultant Paediatrician and seems like a very reasonable guy.’
‘The important word there, mush, is “seems”. Remember, there’s no art to find the mind’s construction in the face.’
It was the second time that evening I was impressed with a clever statement. First Dyl, now Blacky.
‘Did you make that up, Blacky?’ I asked.
‘No. That was another genius. Shakespeare. One of the better humans, in my humble opinion.’
Humble?
‘Anyway, I’m not going to tell you about our serial killer,’ continued Blacky. ‘I’m going to show you. Meet me here in the morning and you will see for yourself what this “reasonable guy” does on his bushwalks.’
‘We can’t.’
‘Why?’
I explained about the crocodile cruise. Blacky snorted in my head.
‘Oh, puhlease. You’re not here to have fun, boyo.’
‘Actually, we are.’
Now he sighed. The inside of my head was like a wind tunnel.
‘Okay. But as soon as you get back from your fun-packed jaunt, you’ll come with me. It’s time for you to be educated, tosh.’
Later, I lay in bed listening to Dyl breathing. I’d filled him in on Blacky’s plans for us, but he’d fallen asleep halfway through my explanation. That was okay. I was tired, too. In fact, I was just dropping off when I heard raised voices from the cabin next door.
It seems Rose and Cy were discussing each other’s failings. Loudly. I couldn’t quite make out full sentences, but female dogs appeared to be the major topic of conversation. I smiled. A good day for dramas, I thought, as I slipped under a final wave of tiredness.
But I had no idea – no idea at all – of the dramas that would unfold the next day.
The river was broad, sluggish and brown. The tour boat moved slowly towards its centre.
‘Good morning everyone,’ said Brendan over the PA system. ‘And welcome to the Branaghan Wilderness Lodge Crocodile Tour. My name is Brendan and my partner Julie – give a wave, Julie – will be assisting me today. Before we get started there are a few emergency procedures I should go through. But rest assured, this tour has been operating for twenty years and we haven’t lost anyone yet.’
Most of the tourists on the boat gave a small titter of nervous laughter. Rose and Cy laughed as if Brendan was the star turn at an International Comedy Festival. Then they glowered at each other, as he told us what to do in the event of the boat sinking and where to find flotation devices.
‘I should point out, though,’ he added, ‘that the lifejackets are bright orange. Research has shown that crocodiles are attracted to the colour orange. So it might be a better idea to throw the lifejackets one way and swim like hell in the opposite direction.’
The laughter this time was decidedly more nervous, though Rose and Cy appeared to be on the verge of wetting themselves.
‘One thing I can guarantee. We will see some crocodiles today. This river has the largest concentration of saltwater crocodiles in the world. You might not see them right now, but they are all around. Most people who get eaten by
crocs have no idea what’s happening until it’s too late. As you may have noticed, the water is brown and murky. Go fishing on the side of this river, make a few splashes in the water, throw in fish guts and there’s a good chance a saltie will be in your face – probably eating it – and you won’t have seen him coming.’
Even Dylan was still paying attention and he normally switches off ten seconds after anyone starts to talk. Rose and Cy were all ears. A bit like Brendan himself. They were hypnotised. It reminded me of those old films about snake charmers – turbaned guys who play flutes and the snake’s head follows the movement of the instrument.
The gel-turbaned Brendan gave us a rundown of the history of the estuarine crocodile, also known as the saltwater crocodile – not to be confused with the freshwater crocodile, which is smaller and doesn’t attack people. It seems the saltie had lived pretty much unchanged since the age of dinosaurs. The reason for this is that the saltie is a superb killing machine and has no need to adapt. Its only predator is humankind.
I could almost hear Blacky snorting in my head.
According to Brendan, the saltwater crocodile population in the Northern Territory was now very healthy, though he also said that until killing crocs was banned in the 1970s, numbers had sunk to a dangerous level.
‘There’s a proposal being considered by the government that hunting for crocs be reintroduced. But only by big-game hunters who are prepared to pay a lot of money for the privilege. This idea has provoked much argument up here. Some say it would inject money into remote communities and would have no impact on croc numbers. Others argue it is a barbaric practice, that we should leave the crocs alone. At present, it’s illegal to kill a crocodile. Unfortunately, we do get the occasional trophy hunter who is prepared to risk the severe penalties for shooting crocs – up to $55 000 in fines and a possible six-year jail term.’
Brendan was being so interesting I was almost prepared to forgive his hairstyle.
Then he paused. All the time he had been talking, his eyes had roamed the expanse of water. Now he fixed on one stretch of the river.
‘Just checking, folks, because it’s easy to confuse a floating log with a croc. But if you look out to your left-hand side you will see we have company.’
There was a mad scramble to get a good view. Brendan killed the engines and we all piled towards the boat’s railings. It was difficult to see at first. Then I spotted a V shape in the water heading straight towards us, the tip of a snout just breaking the surface. My nerves tingled. Julie – a blonde girl around Brendan’s age and dressed in those cack-coloured shorts and shirts you associate with rangers or celebrity crocodile hunters – bustled around, fishing something from an esky at the side of the boat.
‘Guys,’ said Brendan’s voice on the PA. ‘Here comes Al. This stretch of the river is dominated by a very large male crocodile called Capone, or Al for short. And when I say he’s large, I mean large. This guy is well over five metres. You don’t get to be that size without being a ruthless hunter and also a fierce protector of your territory. No one messes with Al. Hence his name, like Al Capone of 1930s gangster fame.’
It was difficult to get a clear view. People were elbowing each other out of the way to get a line of sight. Rose and Cy were elbowing each other with considerable enthusiasm. Dad pulled me in front of him.
‘You might have noticed that Julie is putting a chicken on the end of a rope, attached to a pole,’ Brendan said. ‘When Al comes alongside, Julie will dangle the chook and, hopefully, Al will jump to get it. Saltwater crocs jump when necessary in the wild to get prey, so we’re not doing anything “unnatural”.’
I could hear the speech marks in his voice. He was probably doing that annoying finger-twirl in the air but luckily I was spared witnessing it. All my attention was fixed on Al’s approach.
‘Most importantly,’ Brendan continued, ‘it’s a great opportunity to get a photograph. So have those cameras locked and loaded.’
Julie brought the pole over the side and splashed the chook into the water a couple of times. Al glided closer. I could see knotty lumps along a portion of his spine.
But nothing could have prepared me for his sheer size when he glided alongside the boat. His head was huge and the tip of his tail broke the surface way off to my right. This beast could swallow me in one gulp and I wouldn’t touch the sides of his throat. Judging by the silence all around, the rest of our party was similarly awed. Al’s eyes were flat and expressionless but his entire body radiated purpose. To eat. And you knew nothing would get in the way of that.
I wrenched my eyes away for a moment. I needed Dyl next to me, to share this with him. The crowd was tight and I couldn’t see past the solid wall of bodies. I glanced to my right, towards the rear of the boat. Some small movement caught my attention. I was the only one who noticed. Everyone else’s eyes were pinned on Al.
Maybe Dylan had tried to force his way through the throng and failed. Maybe he’d simply gone to the one place where he could get a decent view. Trouble was, in order to do that, he’d pulled himself up onto the railings. He balanced on a thin wire, one hand holding a guideline, his body arced out over the brown water, directly above the tail of the crocodile. I saw his feet tremble on the wire.
I’ve read that dramatic things often seem to happen in slow motion. To be honest, I’d never believed it until that moment. I saw Dylan’s left foot slip on the railing. I saw the look on his face as gravity pulled and he tried to compensate. I saw his other foot go. But everything took an age. I wanted to scream. My brain gave out instructions, but that was in slow motion as well. The sound bubbled deep down in my diaphragm. The distance to my throat seemed impossibly far. I tried to pull away from Dad towards where Dylan was toppling sideways. My muscles, like my vocal cords, were on a go-slow. I hadn’t moved more than a centimetre or two before Dylan reached the point of no return.
He didn’t shout, he didn’t scream.
He plunged into the dirty-brown water, hitting the tip of Al’s tail. Even the water arced up in a slow fountain as he went beneath its surface. The only part of the scene that wasn’t trapped in a strange time warp was the crocodile.
Al Capone whipped round, the chicken forgotten. As Dylan’s head broke the surface, the croc’s slid beneath it.
And finally, finally, my scream made it through to my throat.
Imagine you are watching a movie on single-frame-advance and then someone presses play. That is the best way I can describe what happened next.
For the briefest fraction of a second there was stillness, a gathering of energy before explosive release. Then my scream shattered it, was joined by other screams, and there was a rush of movement down to where Dylan’s head bobbed in the swell. Everything now was frantic, arms waving, voices shouting, rush, bustle, panic. But it was obvious to me – to everyone, I guess – that nothing we did really mattered. There was Dylan’s head. There was a crocodile somewhere beneath the surface. Those of us safely on the boat had no power to alter events out there.
Brendan moved quickly. So did Julie. She picked up the remains of the chook and hurled it off to the left. Then she slung the bloodstained dregs in the bucket over the side. Part of me dimly understood why. She was trying to distract the croc, get the smell of blood to draw him away from Dyl. Julie thumped the surface of the water repeatedly with the pole. Nothing happened. The river’s surface was broken only by her pole and the splash of Dylan’s arms as he trod water. We watched, horrified, expecting any moment to see Dylan yanked from sight, his arms disappearing beneath the water, the swell fading and smoothing until all that was left was the stillness of nothing. I tried to keep his head above water by sheer force of will.
Brendan threw a lifebelt over the side and Dylan grabbed hold of it. Other adults pulled on it, dragging him to the side of the boat while Brendan slipped over the railings and stretched towards him.
‘Grab my hand,’ he yelled.
Even leaning out dangerously far, Brendan couldn’t r
each Dyl’s outstretched fingers. They clawed at each other, missing by a matter of centimetres.
‘Pull on that lifebelt harder,’ yelled Brendan over his shoulder. I saw Dad and the others straining on the rope. More joined them. I would have gone myself, but I was paralysed again. I could only stand by the railing and look into Dylan’s eyes. They were strangely calm. And then, maybe two or three metres behind him, I saw the croc’s head break the surface for a fraction of a second. Its eyes were calm, as well. Calm and totally lacking in mercy. They dipped beneath the surface once more.
My memories of that time are broken. They lie in pieces in my mind, so I am not sure what’s real and what’s imagined. But I think I saw this. I think I saw something beyond the line of sight joining Dylan’s eyes and those of the crocodile – on the bank of the river, a small, dirty-white dog sitting motionless, gazing at us. Then I blinked and he was gone.
The people pulling on the lifebelt had established a rhythm now. They swayed forward and Dyl slipped back into the water. My heart hammered as I imagined powerful jaws clamped around his legs. But then the line leaned back and he surged above the surface. Brendan’s hand grabbed his, slipped for a moment and then locked around his wrist. Other people wrapped their arms around Brendan’s waist. They leaned back as he pulled. Dylan’s body came right out of the water, his feet scrabbled on the side of the boat and then, with a rush, he fell onto the deck, tangled up with Brendan. They flopped around like fish.
I think I was the first to get to Dyl, but I might be wrong. I remember being on my knees as he struggled to get up. He looked me in the eyes. His face was pale and there were bits of rubbish in his hair – small twigs and slimy green stuff.
He grinned.
‘How cool was that?’ he croaked.
I didn’t answer. Instead I threw up on the front of his T-shirt.
Rose and Cy were completely hysterical. They sobbed and wailed all the way back to our cabins. Dad was deathly quiet, but I got the feeling that, given half a chance, he’d join in. Even Brendan, who’d been the calmest while the emergency was going on, was trembling as he moored the boat and helped us disembark. Julie had to drive the minibus back to the resort.
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