by Nick Oldham
‘It was FB … under immediate pressure from Dave Anger … he was on the phone from London first thing this morning, obviously been briefed by someone.’ She sounded heartily hacked off by the whole affair. ‘Apparently I should have turned out the on-call FMIT DCI who was on cover … I know that,’ she said, wringing her hands. ‘Still, serves me right. Always been my problem, that.’
‘What has?’
‘I hate following procedure, ’specially when it’s all cock. It’s obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and an arsehole you should still be on FMIT. It’s a bloody travesty you aren’t.’
Henry managed a forced smile. ‘Unfortunately you’ve come along in the middle of something and you’ve done what appears to be right on the face of it – and I thank you for trying, I really appreciate it. It was good while it lasted and I hope I’ve done a decent job with it.’
Angela blinked. Her eyes moistened softly as she looked at Henry. ‘Anyone can see you’ve been crapped on from a great height. I might just have to take the bastards on.’
‘Ma’am, I’m not being funny, but the ACPO team are all blokes and every chief super is, too …’
‘I know what you’re saying, but I’m the dep,’ she said grimly. ‘Paid good money to do a tough job, which I fully intend to do.’
‘Well, I wish you luck,’ Henry said with a trace of resignation. As of that moment, he fully expected that the climax of his career would be spent behind a desk, pushing paper nobody wanted to see, teamed up with a bunch of misfits. ‘So who gets it?’
‘Gets what?’
‘Eddie Daley.’
‘Oh, sorry, you do – for the time being.’
Henry pulled a face. ‘What?’
‘Well, I did make a bit of pitch for you. I said you’d uncovered some good leads and said it was only fair that you had a stab at it. And because nearly everybody in the world is involved with the visit of the American Secretary of State later this week – me being the exception because I’m looking after everything else – you’ve got until next Monday. If you haven’t got a result by then, you hand it all over with pink ribbons to FMIT. How does that sound?’
Henry’s head bobbed unsurely. ‘And the murder squad consists of?’
‘Ah, well, that’s something else. You haven’t really got one. You can have some Support Unit officers to do some searching and stuff, but that’s about it. Better than nothing.’
‘So, me, basically?’
‘Yep.’
His mind swam, floundered actually. ‘Hell’s teeth!’
‘And me,’ she said brightly. ‘I’ll give you a chuck up as best I can.’
‘That’s very kind, ma’am.’
‘You’re not impressed.’
‘It’s just that … it’s a hell of a task … daunting. The Class Act is just a possibility, not a certainty.’ He stared out at the traffic rushing by.
‘Do you want me to tell Dave Anger he can have it back now, then?’
‘Oh, no … that’s just what he’d love to hear. No, let’s see what we can pull out of the bag.’
‘That’s the spirit.’
‘And in terms of a squad, I have a bit of an idea on that score – that’s if you agree.’
Eight
Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea after all. Henry gazed across at the shocked faces in front of him and almost wanted to turn and run out of the office. It was as though he had just declared that a nuclear warhead was en route and they had four minutes to live. He glanced quickly at Angela Cranlow, who had approved his plan, and she grimaced back as if in severe pain.
‘So what do you reckon, guys, gals?’ Henry asked, trying to whip up some enthusiasm. The Special Projects team, his mad idea of a murder squad, looked at him aghast and in stunned silence. ‘Look, this’ll be good,’ he said positively, guessing this was what it was like swimming in treacle. ‘Just imagine,’ he said, looking beyond them to the wall and seeing an imaginary banner, ‘the Special Projects Murder Squad. What d’you think?’
They were in their nice, warm, open-plan office on the top floor at headquarters, having all dragged their chairs from behind their desks, and formed a U-shape around Henry in one corner. His eyes moved from individual to individual.
‘It’s been approved by DCC Cranlow’ – he gestured to her with a shift of his shoulders – ‘and it’ll do you all the world of good.’
‘Speak for yourself,’ someone unidentified, but suspected, muttered.
‘Right,’ he began, and perched himself on the edge of a desk, about to launch into his reasoning behind the idea. Before he could speak, a sergeant piped up.
‘Henry, the truth is, that’s real pressure. We don’t do real stress or pressure in here, that’s why we’re in here. We’re the land of misfit cops – and that includes the support staff in here, too.’
There was a general murmur of agreement and nodding of heads.
‘It sounds like you’re proud of it.’
‘No, not proud – we just are who we are.’
Henry gathered his thoughts. ‘This office,’ he declared, ‘is full of people who have got skills, knowledge and experience. Why you’ve all ended up here is not the issue, but the fact is that you are all here and I’ll lay it on the line: I believe that in reality, none of you truly wants to be here, do you? You’ve all got talents and the truth of the matter is,’ he said, using a pointing finger, ‘I’ve got the chance to investigate a murder until next Monday, a chance given to me by Ms Cranlow, and I desperately don’t want to blow it. I need your help and I know you can do this, be part of a team catching a murderer instead of just pushing paper around that no one reads, if truth be known.’
He picked up a thick manila file.
‘In here I’ve got printouts from the HR system of all your careers to date. I know from looking at it that we have the combined ability to run an MIR – which is a Murder Incident Room, for those of you who don’t know.’ Henry opened the folder and looked at the person sitting nearest him. He was a constable nearing retirement, well overweight to the point of morbid obesity, but who had once been a detective locally and regionally. He had worked on numerous inquiries, but had snapped when the force refused to let him stay on NCIS when his three-year contract expired.
‘Graeme – you can be my intel cell. What d’you reckon?’ The PC – Graeme Walling – shrugged, but could not hide a small smile. ‘I know you can interrogate all the computer systems and analyze stuff. It’s what you’ve been doing in Special Projects for months anyway. How about it?’
The PC inclined his head in agreement, not the most loquacious of individuals.
Henry looked along at another PC, this time a female, whose attitude problems had caused her and everyone else around her severe problems, ensuring she was passed from department to department like a hot spud. No one ever got a real grip of her because she always threatened discrimination or harassment, making managers afraid of managing. She had become one of the most disaffected and bitter people Henry had ever met.
‘Jenny – you’ve been a HOLMES indexer.’
‘Years ago.’
‘I’d like you to do it again – only this time you’d be all things combined: manager, inputter, quality control … yeah? I’ll have a machine installed within the hour.’
She pulled a face. Apart from her attitude, Henry also found her to be extremely lazy, but once set off on a task, she usually got it done in her own sweet time, but to a high standard.
‘OK,’ she relented after consideration. Nothing like a volunteer, Henry thought.
He took a breath. This was going to be real graft, he thought, recalling the film The Dirty Dozen, who had nothing on this lot.
By 6 p.m., Henry and Angela Cranlow had managed to convince the Special Projects Team that they were the ideal fodder for a Murder Incident Room. Henry had laboriously worked his way from person to person, glancing at the HR file, extolling their virtues and skills, building them up in an effort to convince them they c
ould do it.
In some cases the argument was pretty thin and he had to use poetic licence.
One of the women, who did word processing, had taken a lot of convincing. She was very old school and had joined the constabulary as a typist even before Henry, and it had taken over ten years to wean her off the Remington, via an electric typewriter, finally on to a computer. This had resulted in her struggling desperately, and because she could not keep up with new technology, no department had any use for her, however nice she was. The constabulary, in time-honoured fashion, did not give her the boot as it should have done, but shuffled her around and around until she ended up on Henry’s scrapheap. She was good at making tea, filing, running errands, manual paperwork and providing emotional support for others.
Mrs Delia Wantage, thirty-three years’ service, all in headquarters departments, therefore became the Murder Incident Room manager.
In front of all the others, tears rolled down her face and she could not control herself. She rushed from her seat and embraced Henry, crushing him to her ample chest and saying he was the best boss in the world. Whilst embarrassed, Henry enjoyed the moment, but only for the wrong reasons. The close proximity of a big-chested woman, even one ten years his senior, did that sort of thing to him.
Delia then went and made tea for everyone.
At 6 p.m. Henry had done his job well, he thought. The department was now buzzing with a childlike delight he had never witnessed in a group of adults before. A warm glow flushed through him, not least at the memory of Delia Wantage and her bosom.
With the best will in the world, Henry was exhausted. He had been on the go since yesterday morning and in another hour he would have been up for thirty-six hours without a break. His brain had gone fuzzy and weariness was invading his body like the slow march of a disease. He could not sustain it any longer and knew that nothing more would be achieved. He decided to call it a day, telling everyone to be ready for a 9 a.m. briefing next morning. He watched his team as they collected their personal belongings and left, still chattering excitedly about the prospect of being a murder squad. He had sold it to them well.
With the last one gone, he said, ‘Shit,’ and walked across to his office in the corner of the room and slumped behind his desk, rubbing his eyes and yawning. Before he left he was going to root out the Standardized MIR operating procedures and Murder Investigation manuals. The MIR manual listed roles and responsibilities and Henry intended that each of his team would know exactly what they were supposed to be doing next day.
Following this he was going to touch base with the CSI people, the pathologist and the forensic lab in order to get as much stuff processed as soon as possible. He knew that unless he struck very lucky, very quickly, he would be fortunate to crack the case of the murder of Eddie Daley with the time and resources available to him. His intention for the days ahead would be to ensure that all the policy and procedural stuff was done correctly; that all intelligence available was accessed and some inquiries surrounding the Class Act were undertaken. When he handed the whole shebang back to Dave Anger, he wanted everything to be spot on.
He opened the murder policy book – the book in which the SIO records all actions taken and decisions made – and began to jot down a few things under headings such as Crime Scene Assessment (location, victim, offender, scene forensics, post-mortem), Evidence and Facts, Mental Reconstruction, Hypotheses, and Lines of Inquiry.
There was not much detail in his notes yet, just a few lines or words, which would be expanded when he came back tomorrow.
At 7 p.m. he closed the book and left the office, wandering through the eerily empty corridors of HQ. As he walked down the steps, his mobile rang.
‘Henry, it’s me, Angela.’
He had to think for just a moment: Angela? Then the penny dropped. It was the deputy chief constable. His backer.
‘Ma’am?’
She had left Henry with his team a couple of hours earlier to catch up on her own work. He hadn’t seen her since and assumed she had headed home, wherever that was.
‘What’s your location?’ He told her. ‘My office – come straight in.’
The first-floor corridor was particularly quiet and dark. Henry walked through the double doors halfway along, then turned right into the outer office, which he expected to be empty. On reflection he shouldn’t have been surprised to see his best friend, Chief Inspector Laker still at his desk, tapping away on his keyboard, impressing everyone by working late. The door to FB’s office was open and it was clearly empty.
Laker looked at him, puzzled. Henry thumbed towards the dep’s door to his right. ‘Ms Cranlow’s expecting me.’ Laker’s eyebrows shot up. ‘Honest.’ Henry winked at him, gave one rap on the door and entered. The office was almost as big as the chief’s and easily housed a large desk, a conference table, coffee table and sofa. Cranlow was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, surrounded by a sea of papers which also covered the coffee table.
She had changed her clothes, having divested the uniform in favour of a T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms with running shoes. Her hair had been pulled back into a short ponytail, revealing the true shape of her face. Which was a pleasing oval. She had no make-up on and it was obvious she had recently showered.
‘Sit down, be with you in a second.’ She patted the sofa and Henry eased himself on to it, very aware he now sported a thirty-six-hour shadow and desperately needed a long, hot shower, a shave, and something proper to eat, followed by a JD on the rocks – then bed.
Cranlow scanned a few sheets of a very important looking document, then straightened the whole lot into a neat pile. She turned to Henry. ‘Performance figures … do you know we’re the top performing force in the country?’
‘I’ve heard FB spout it a few times, bit like a cockerel crowing.’
‘He’s very proud of the force.’
‘I know.’
‘So, Henry,’ she said, shuffling herself more comfortable, ‘another big wow from me.’
‘Why?’
‘Special Projects, Mr Motivator. I half expected them to be fighting on the beaches.’
‘They’ll be back to normal next week. Happy, smiling, hard working – not!’
‘And this week they’ll work like demons, I bet. You did a good job with them.’
‘Ta.’
She tilted her head slightly. ‘I don’t usually do this, but do you fancy a drink? It’s been one hell of a day.’
‘I was on my way home.’
‘To your ex-wife?’
‘Yeah.’ The word sounded almost apologetic.
‘Make it a quick one, over at the Anchor? You can tell me your plans for tomorrow.’
‘Sounds good.’
‘I’ll see you over there.’
The Anchor Inn, situated a short distance from police headquarters, is just off a roundabout on the A59 which, in its time, had claimed the lives of several police officers, as Henry was explaining to Cranlow.
‘This place used to be crawling with cops on courses at headquarters. A lot of drinking and driving went on, but less so now. A few still come in, but way back when, Tuesday and Thursday nights used to be heaving in here before everyone headed for town. Not much studying got done on courses the day after. Tuesday used to be grab-a-granny night, if I recall correctly.’ He smiled at a hazy memory.
‘I’m nearly a granny,’ Angela revealed.
They had taken their drinks into the conservatory. Henry had gone for his usual, Stella; Angela, a red wine.
He almost choked on his. ‘What?’ he asked incredulously.
‘My daughter’s pregnant.’
‘Well, ma’am, I’m sorry – but you don’t look anything like a granny.’
She smiled at the compliment.
After a slight pause, he asked, ‘So, what’s your story?’
She considered the question. ‘OK – whirlwind tour of life: preggers at sixteen to a bastard who did a runner. Gave birth to a daughter, who I adore; joined West
Yorkshire Police at nineteen; did an OU degree in my spare time – and that was tough – then worked my way up through the ranks. Hard graft, but my parents were – are – brill and now it’s kind of worked out, with one exception. The guy I married, also a cop, couldn’t handle me. He upped and left, quite a while back now,’ she said wistfully. ‘No one of any note since.’
Henry sipped his lager, which, after the day he’d had, tasted amazing.
‘You still live over the Pennines?’
‘With Mum and Dad, yeah … but when I got this job, the constabulary paid for a rental house just around the corner. Twelve months, so I’ve still a bit of time to get sorted. Rent? Buy? Not sure yet, see how it pans out.’ She shrugged. ‘We’ll see, but I’m actually looking forward to being a gran, all things considered.’
‘Well, you get a wow from me.’ Henry held up his pint and she chinked her wine glass against it.
‘And I’m looking forward to the week ahead. Should be interesting.’
‘What do you see yourself doing?’
‘Helping you out. Going out, making some inquiries, maybe arresting someone? That’d be great. It’s a long time since I’ve been involved in anything like this and I’m going to play – especially as I don’t have anything to do with Condoleezza Rice’s visit to Blackburn this week. That’s the chief’s baby – and ACC Ops.’ The visit had nothing to do with Henry either, for which he was pleased. Such events were a pain and best avoided. He and his Special Projects team had quality assured the operational order for the event, but that was as far as his involvement went. ‘And if it wasn’t for her, you wouldn’t be investigating Eddie Daley.’
‘I realize that. I take it you approve of me just keeping a lid on the investigation – dot the i’s, cross the t’s?’
‘Well, yeah,’ she admitted with a twitch of her nose which Henry found quite appealing. ‘But an arrest would be a bonus.’
‘I shall do my best.’ He took another sip of his beer, aware it was going down on a very empty stomach. Angela watched him carefully.