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by Thomas M. Disch


  A smile. “Timarchus?”

  He raised his head in answer: the olive skin formed two small, smooth hollows where eyes would have been.

  It wouldn’t do. She ought to have known better by now than to try to bull her way through once she’d lost contact. The result was inevitably nightmares and silliness.

  She set to work. It was, anyhow, nearly three o’clock. She spread a page of the Times across the counter and emptied the pail over it. A story in the second column caught her attention: a plane had been stolen from the Military Fair at Highland Falls. Apparently it had been flown away. But why? To have found out she would have had to brush aside a skum of eggshell, peelings, paper, sweepings, and a week’s worth of shit and husks from Emily’s cage.

  Actually, she was not that curious. She made a tiny bundle, over and under, around and under once more, the only skill surviving from her flirtation with origami twenty years before. Her Japanese instructor, with whom she had also conducted a flirtation, had had to agree to a vasectomy as a condition of entering the U.S. It left the tiniest scar. His name was Sebastian… Sebastian… His last name escaped her.

  She put the bundle on the platform.

  She stopped in the doorway to untie, strand by strand the knot of muscle from her forehead down to her shoulders. Then four deep breaths. Noises seeped into this brief stillness: the icebox, the higher pitched purr of the filter, and, intermittently, a grinding whine that she had never understood. It seemed to come from the apartment overhead but she never remembered to ask what it might be.

  Was there somewhere she was supposed to have gone?

  This time it was the timer. Willa’s pies had a fine glaze. Alexa had used one of her own (real) eggs to brush the crust, a courtesy that would probably be invisible to Willa, who was capable of only the broadest gastronomic distinctions, as between beef and ice cream. The casserole squeezed in beside the rice pudding she was doing for Larry and Tom, who, lacking an oven of their own, paid for their time in Alexa’s with tickets to the opera from their subscription series, an informal, inflexible contract of many years’ standing. She closed the door, reset the timer, rewound and unplugged the instruction cassette.

  And that, except for the mail, was that.

  The key was in the penny dish, and the elevator, god bless it, was alive and well and only one floor off. Plotting how in coming up she would escape them by reading her mail, she read the graffiti going down: obscenities, the names of politicians, and everywhere (even the ceiling) “love,” which some patient cynic edited, each time it was scratched into the paint, to “Glove.” the super’s endearing theory was that this was all the work of lumpen-prole delivery men, the residents themselves being too well-bred and status-conscious to muck up their own walls. Alexa had her doubts about this, since she’d added her own tiny “shit” coming home drunk last year from her section’s Xmas party. There it was, just below the cloudy plastic cover of the Inspection Certificate, as humorless now, as ineloquent as all the rest. the doors opened, stuck, strained, and opened all the way.

  The mailman was just beginning to stuff the boxes, so she said “Hello, Mr. Phillips,” and asked the polite question or two from her standard casework repertoire of family, weather, teevee. Then she went out to the street and tested the air. It was palatable, but beyond that something suddenly seemed wonderfully right.

  A sky of curdled cloud, a bit of breeze that flapped the fringe of the canopy. As it moves from a smaller to a larger space, an answering expansion of the spirit. The concrete swept clean. And?

  She only realized what the wonder had been when it was taken from her: out of the third brownstone in the row across the street a woman wheeled a baby buggy. She had been alone.

  The buggy descended to the pavement at a controlled jounce and was steered inexorably toward Alexa.

  The woman (whose hat was exactly the same dismaying brown as the inside of the elevator) said, “Hello, Mrs. Miller.”

  Alexa smiled.

  They talked about babies. Mr. Phillips, who had finished up inside, told them about the preciosities of the two younger Phillipses: “I asked them what the dickens it was, a leaky sieve or what—”

  It came to her, where she was supposed to be. Loretta had phoned last night when she was half asleep and she hadn’t written it down. (Loretta’s middle name was Dickens, and she claimed, in some complicated way, to be a descendant.) The appointment was for one o’clock and the Lowen School was on the other side of town. Panic whelmed up. It couldn’t be done, she told herself: and the panic subsided.

  “Do you know what it turned out to be?” Mr. Phillips insisted.

  “No, what?”

  “A planetarium.”

  She tried to think what this could possibly mean. “That’s astonishing,” she said and the woman who had known her name agreed.

  “That’s what I told my wife later—astonishing.”

  “A planetarium,” Alexa said, as she retreated toward the mailboxes. “Well, well.”

  There was the winter number, one season overdue, of Classics Journal; a letter with a Burley, Idaho, postmark (from her sister Ruth); two letters for G., one from the Conservation Corporation that was probably an appeal for funds (as, with equal probability, Ruth’s letter would be); and the crucial letter from Stuyvesant High School.

  Tank had been accepted. He didn’t have a scholarship but that, considering G.’s income, was only to be expected.

  Her first reaction was sodden disappointment. She had wanted to be relieved of the decision and now it was squarely before her again. Then, when she realized she’d been hoping Stuyvesant would refuse him, she felt as sodden guilt.

  She could hear the phone ringing from the elevator. She knew it would be Loretta Couplard wanting to know why she’d missed their appointment.

  She used the wrong key for the top lock. “My house is on fire,” she thought, “and my children are burning.” (And, as a kind of appendix to this thought: Have I ever seen a ladybug alive? Or only pictures of them on nursery-rhyme cassettes?)

  It was a wrong number.

  She settled down with the Classics Journal, which had gone, as everything did these days, from paper to flimsy. An article on the Sibyl in the Satyricon; a compendium of the references in Aristotle’s Poetics; a new method of dating the letters of Cicero. Nothing she could use for therapy.

  Then, with a mental squaring of her shoulders against her sister’s devious demands, she began the letter:

  March 29, 2025 Dear Alexa—

  thank you and god-bless for the bundle of good things, they seem practically new so i guess i should thank Tancred too for his gentleness, thanks, Tank! Remus and the other kids certainly can use clothes, esp. now. it has been the worst winter ever for us—and thats going back 23 yrs. before i arrived—but we are well dug in & cozy as mice.

  my news? well, since i last wrote you i have been getting into baskets! it certainly solves the problem of those long winter evenings. Harvey who is our big expert on just about everything—he’s 84, would you believe that?—taught me and Budget, tho she has decided to return to dear old Sodom & Gonorreah (pun?) that was right at the low point of the Great Freeze, now with the sap running and birds singing— and its so beautiful, Alexa, i wish you could be here to share it—i get awfully restless sitting in front of my pile of withies, but i seem to be stuck with the job since its our biggest moneymaker now that the presents are sold, (did you get the two jars i sent you at Christmas?) i wish you’d write more often since you are so good at it. i always am so happy to hear from you, Alexa, esp. whats been happening to that Roman alter-ego of yours, sometimes i want to return to the 3rd cent, or whenever and try and talk sense into the other “you.” she/you seems so much more receptive and open, tho i suppose we all are inside our heads & the hard thing is to get those feelings working on the outside!

  but don’t let me preach at you. that has always been my worst fault—even here! again you and Tank are invited to come visiting for as long a
s you like, i’d invite Gene too if i thot there was any chance he’d come, but i know what his opinion is of the Village….

  i tried to read the book you sent with the bundle, by that Saint, i thot from the title it would be really trashy & exciting but 10 pages was as far as i could get. i gave it to elder Warren to read & he says to tell you its a great book but he couldn’t disagree more, he would like to meet you & talk about the early Christian communities, i feel so committed now to our way of Life that i don’t think i’ll ever be getting back east, so unless you do visit the Village we may never see each other again, i appreciate your offering the flight fare for me and Remus to come out but the elders wont let me accept money for so light a purpose when we have to do without so many more important things, i love you—you must know that—& i always pray for you and for Tancred & for Gene too.

  your sister, Ruth

  p.s. please, Alexa—not Stuyvesant! its hard to explain why i feel as strongly about this as i do without giving offense to G. but do I have to explain? give my nephew at least half a chance to live a human life!

  Depression came down on her like August smog, thick and smarting. Ruth’s Utopian gush, silly as it could be at times, or sinister, always made Alexa see her own life as strenuous, futile, and unworthy. What had she to show for all her effort? She’d composed that inventory so often it was like filling out her weekly D-97 for the Washington office. She had a husband, a son, a parakeet, a psychotherapist, sixty-four per cent equity in her pension fund, and an exquisite sense of loss.

  It wasn’t a fair summation. She loved G. with a sad, complicated, forty-four-year-old love, and Tancred unequivocably. She even loved Emily Dickinson to the brink of sentimentality. It wasn’t just and it wasn’t reasonable that Ruth’s letters should do this to her, but it did her no good to argue against her mood.

  Bernie’s advice for coping with these minor disasters was just to go on agonizing at full steam while maintaining oneself in a state of resolute inaction. Finally the boredom became worse than the pain. Going off into the past was escapism at best and could lead to a nasty case of dichronatism. So she sat on the worn-out settee hidden in the setback of the corridor and considered all the ways in which her life was rotten through and through until, at a quarter to four, Willa came for her pies.

  Willa’s husband, like Alexa’s, was in thermal salvage, which was still a rare enough specialization to have made a loose kind of friendship inevitable between them, despite their natural New York-bred reluctance to get involved with anyone living in the same building. Thermal salvage, on the miniature scale of oven-sharing, was basically all that united Alexa and Willa too, but it didn’t serve them as well for conversational fodder as it did their husbands. Willa, who claimed to have scored a prodigious 167 on the I.Q. part of her Regents, was a pure specimen of the New French Woman celebrated in the movies of twenty years ago, and indeed in all French movies. She did nothing and cared for nothing and, with a precise feeling for the mathematics involved, deployed the little green pluses and pink minuses from Pfizer’s labs to hold her soul steady at zero. By never for a moment relaxing at the effort, she had made herself as pretty as a Chevrolet and mindless as a cauliflower. Five minutes talking to her and Alexa had regained every shred of her usual self-esteem.

  Thereafter the afternoon rolled down the track to evening with a benign predictability, making brief stops at all the local stations. The casserole came out looking as formidable and joyful as the last still on the recipe cassette. Loretta finally did phone and they made a new appointment for Thursday. Tancred came home an hour late, having adventured into the park. She knew, he knew she knew, but as part of his moral education Tank was obliged to invent a pleasant, undetectable fiction (a game of chess with Dicky Myers).

  At 5:50 she brought out the rice pudding, which had gone all brown and peculiar. Then, just before the news, the office called and took Saturday away—a disappointment as usual as rain or dimes lost into telephones.

  G. arrived not more than half an hour late.

  The casserole was a religious experience.

  “Is it real?” he asked. “I can’t tell.”

  “The meat isn’t meat, but I used real pork fat.”

  “It’s incredible.”

  “Yes.”

  “Is there any more?” he asked.

  She doled out the last rosette (Tank got the sauce) and watched, with an immemorial indulgence, husband and son eat her tomorrow’s lunch.

  After dinner G. took to the tub and meditated. Once he was deep into alpha rhythms Alexa came and stood beside the toilet and looked at him. (He didn’t like being looked at. Once he’d almost beat up a boy in the park who wouldn’t stop staring.) The too hairy body, the drooping, volute lobes and muscled neck, curve and countercurve, the thousand colors of the shadowed flesh called from her the same mixture of admiration and perplexity that Echo must have felt gazing at Narcissus. With each year of their marriage he had become stranger and stranger to her. At times—and these the times she loved him best—he seemed scarcely human. Not that she blinded herself to his flaws (he was—who isn’t?—riddled); rather that the core of him seemed never to have known anguish, fear, doubt—even, in any important way, pain. He possessed a serenity that the facts of his life did not warrant, and which (here was the thorn on which she could not resist rubbing her finger) excluded her. Yet just when his self-sufficiency seemed most complete and cruelest he would turn round and do something incongrously tender and vulnerable, until she’d wonder if it were all just her own iciness and bitchery that kept them, twenty-five days in a month, so far apart.

  His concentration faltered (had she made a noise, leaning back against the sink?) and broke. He looked up at her smiling (and Echo replied): “What are you thinking, A.?”

  “I was thinking—” She paused to think. “—how wonderful computers are.”

  “They’re wonderful, all right. Any special reason?”

  “Well, for my first marriage I relied on my own judgment. This time …”

  He laughed. “Actually, confess it, you just wanted me out of the bathtub so you could do the dishes.”

  “Actually, not.” (Though she was aware, even as she said this, that the squeeze bottle of disinfectant was in her hand.)

  “I’m done anyhow. No, don’t bother with the syphon. Or the dishes. We’ve established a partnership—remember?”

  That night as they lay next to each other in bed, sharing each other’s warmth but not touching, she fell into a landscape, half nightmare and half purposed reverie. The villa had been stripped of its furnishings. The air was urgent with smoke and a continual cheng-cheng of finger cymbals. The mystae waited for her to lead them into the city. As they stumbled down Broadway, past heaps of junked-out cars, they chanted the praise of the god in thin, terrified voices—Alexa first, then the god-bearer and the cista-bearer, the neatherd and the guardian of the cave, and then the whole rout of Bacchae and mutes: “Woo-woo-woo, a-woo-woo-woo!” Her fawnskin kept slipping between her legs and tripping her. At 93rd Street, and again at 87th, unwanted children mouldered on compost heaps. It was one of the scandals of the present administration that these little corpses should be left to rot where anyone walking by could see them.

  At last they came to the Met (so they couldn’t have been going down Broadway, after all) and she mounted the crisp stone steps with dignity. A great crowd had gathered in anticipation—many of them the same Christians who had been clamoring for the destruction of the temple and its idols. Once inside, the noise and the stench disappeared, as though some obliging servant had whisked a rain-drenched cloak from her shoulders. She sat, in the semidarkness of the Great Hall, beside her old favorite, a late Roman candybox of a sarcophagus from Tarsus (the first gift the Museum had ever received). Stone garlands drooped from the walls of the tiny, doorless bungalow; just below the eaves winged children, Erotes, pantomimed a hunt. The back and lid were unfinished, the tablet for the inscription blank. (She had always filled it i
n with her own name and an epitaph borrowed from Synesius, who, praising the wife of Aurelian, had said: “The chief virtue of a woman is that neither her body nor her name should ever cross the threshold.”)

  The other priests had fled the city at the first rumor of the barbarians’ approach, and only Alexa, with a tambourine and a few silk ribbons, now was left. Everything was collapsing—civilizations, cities, minds—while she was constrained to wait for the end inside this dreary tomb (for the Met is really more a charnelhouse than a temple), without friends, without faith, and pretend for the sake of those who waited outside, to perform whatever sacrifice their terror demanded.

  2

  The teaching assistant, a brisk, muscular boy in tights and a cowboy hat, left Alexa alone in an office no larger than the second bedroom, so-called, of a MODICUM apartment. She suspected that Loretta was punishing her for her absence the day before yesterday, so she might as well settle down and watch the reels the assistant had left with her. The first was a pious, somber account of the genius and tribulations of Wilhelm Reich, Alexander Lowen, and Kate Wilkenson, foundress and still titular president of the Lowen School.

  The second reel presented itself as being the work of the students themselves. Things wobbled, faces were cerise and magenta, the blurry children were always intensely aware of the camera. All this candid-seeming footage was cunningly edited to suggest that (at least here at the Lowen School): “Learning is a side-effect of joy.” Unquote, Kate Wilkenson. The children danced, the children prattled, the children made (so gently, so unproblematically) love, of sorts. Even mathematics, if not an out-and-out ecstasy, became an entertainment. Here, for instance, sat a little fellow about Tank’s age in front of a teaching machine. On the screen a frantic Mickey Mouse, caught in the cleft of a steep, slippery parabola, was shrieking to be saved: “Help! oh help me, I’m trapped!”

 

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