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by Dobry Łobuz


  queue for

  jujubes

  foam on

  the Somme

  bodies roam

  home barbaric

  poem

  distantly I

  see a

  chimpanzee which

  lives free

  contentedly

  a piece

  of peace

  in Nice

  is nice

  bis

  singing ditty

  mastadon city

  sitting pretty

  sucking rosette

  teatty

  black ops

  the cops

  hit Copts

  under tops

  chops

  gay bestiary

  pictures contrary

  wild fairy

  and hairy

  canary

  bumblebee stung

  Stephanie under

  knee causing

  coffee flavored

  epiphany

  an elephant

  is wont

  to want

  a corpulent

  infant

  you intend

  to offend

  her end's

  rear u-

  bend

  reasonable suspicion

  hunts condition

  become probable

  cause enable

  conviction

  Poznań brilliant

  three fine

  mathematicians divine

  Enigma's resistant

  spline

  his rendition

  insulted perdition

  with condition

  of contrition

  remission

  marauding flea

  equipped she

  bit murderously

  the underlying

  he

  was burly

  rarely surly

  hair curly

  loved Shirley

  early

  the bane

  of Spain

  they complain

  is plain

  rain

  wombats design

  fine classical

  combats using

  stats from

  rats

  kind flapper

  met sapper

  very dapper

  with minded

  behind

  slash palm

  dash psalm

  hyphen balm

  dot calm

  cash

  proud singular

  predictable rectangular

  variable quadrangular

  stable triangular

  angular

  the chigger

  was bigger

  than Trigger's

  considerable jigger

  vigor

  his escutcheon

  assumed mission

  of percussion

  during Mormon

  introduction

  within sight

  John Wright

  had fright

  yet delight

  quite

  Barbary apes

  wear capes

  with shapes

  like flowery

  drapes

  put pride

  aside and

  decide to

  confide your

  inside

  nearing she

  to disappearing

  because fearing

  a plea

  hearing

  whinny bitch

  in Swinney

  Switch fucked

  skinny trailer

  hitch

  me threw

  she into

  Zuider Zee

  rather too

  merrily

  crucifixion then

  vivisection then

  resurrection without

  question ruins

  complexion

  drivel hogs

  write blogs

  in fogs

  shooting rival

  dogs

  beautiful night

  no fright

  some delight

  one tight

  bite

  blind his

  mind will

  find her

  hind parts

  kind

  female dancers

  are prancers

  without lancers

  providing male

  answers

  Aesop made

  fabled stop

  at glop

  shop outside

  Serendipitybop

  if girth

  represents worth

  America's earth

  couldn't birth

  dearth

  Tasmanian pies

  large size

  innocent guise

  immediate surprise

  demise

  Quakers become

  pacifist Fakirs

  but Shakers

  remain drum

  makers

  rubbing rum

  on bum

  is dumb

  when smoking

  oakum

  this insane

  must drain

  his brain

  of pain

  again

  Dylan team

  penicillin was

  drillin' his

  fillin' in

  cotillion

  after youth

  the truth

  is uncouth

  behemoth portending

  disaster

  they say

  can play

  all day

  don't stay

  away

  indeterminate gender

  rear ender

  sex offender

  on irate

  bender

  dust covers

  rust and

  corrosion crust

  everywhere hovers

  must

  mimes uphold

  reams of

  dreams without

  beams or

  seams

  a Viking

  was striking

  people hiking

  then biking

  away

  wigeon insulting

  pigeon in

  private region

  resulting flightless

  curmudgeon

  glower eagle

  every sour

  hour from

  bower in

  tower

  breeching veil

  of hail

  U.S. Mail

  heroically reaching

  jail

  she taunted

  and flaunted.

  he's haunted

  and thoroughly

  undaunted

  children stare

  goose hair

  skirts flair

  thighs bare

  lair

  wearing kilts

  no stilts

  thought wilts

  at baring

  tilts

  why bother

  your brother

  or father

  just smother

  mother

  faulty blender

  named offender

  must surrender

  ordered diversity

  vigilante

  french fry

  in eye

  produced sty

  why God

  why

  don't stay

  don't play

  don't say

  don't nay

  yea

  uncouth truth

  Ruth your

  youth smelled

  of Duluth

  vermouth

  Darlington's hocus

  pocus caucus

  has focus

  in Washington's

  locus

  Wikileaks there

  seeks geeks'

  peeks into

  where government

  reeks

  Wikileaks man

  ban but
/>   eats naan

  in tan

  van

  no excuse!

  WikiCondoms multi-use

  tolerate abuse

  ruse after

  ruse

  chimpanzee loves

  three animal

  prostitute's glee

  club dove's

  charity

  a box

  of socks

  plus rocks

  and fox

  hocks

  vegetarian flea

  muches broccoli

  merrily sucks

  free vegan

  homily

  thrust the

  crust off

  bust licking

  lust and

  disgust

  steam the

  bream with

  central theme

  seam coconut

  cream

  brazen whore

  onions galore

  carrots more

  tomatoes four

  raisin

  he's so

  into pho

  can't go

  to no

  fro

  with me

  you'll see

  the tree

  grows brie

  prolifically

  in Cuba

  and Aruba

  Kuba played

  the Yuba

  tuba

  before me

  a sea

  of thee

  uncooperative hiding

  personality

  vigorous artist

  gifted fartist

  most adroitest

  leftist leaning

  separatist

  put paw

  on saw

  no guffaw

  instant raw

  coleslaw

  bathe and

  shave the

  knave prepare

  wave toward

  grave

  chardonnay would

  rather flay

  tokay than

  marry stray

  beaujolais

  needn't hunt

  affront when

  cunt yells

  punt don't

  bunt

  Bing can't

  sing without

  a ring

  surrounding his

  thing

  Ted sits

  in bed

  with red

  bread on

  head

  his gift

  is being

  miffed without

  shift or

  drift

  goat learned

  by rote

  repeating coat

  note vote

  oat

  Paraguay was

  away with

  Uruguay having

  sea spray

  holiday

  I deplore

  the gore

  war in

  Bangalore no

  more

  lifting covers

  above lovers

  he hovers

  and discovers

  gifting

  of late

  the prostate

  lies prostrate

  seeping love

  hate

  Don Quixote

  loved peyote

  wore goatee

  drank coyote

  tea

  put lox

  in socks

  with soot

  and cock's

  rocks

  her lover

  her shover

  her cover

  above her

  brother

  this week

  government geek

  will seek

  peek Twitter's

  beak

  with hoe

  stirred pho

  going slow

  added mistletoe

  pith

  Che's bit

  gay Fidel's

  camp lay

  can't say

  nay

  Che got

  in way

  of they

  lot bigger

  say

  the police

  have lice

  play dice

  investigate mice

  vice

  your hose

  like nose

  you impose

  on arbor

  rose

  alluring hat

  was fat

  and sat

  like purring

  cat

  meanie took

  money from

  cunney saying

  smells funny

  honey

  orange's acid

  butter's rancid

  garbage's putrid

  she's placid

  flaccid

  Flarhity backs

  austerity Papadimitriou

  takes charity

  Germany lacks

  hilarity

  putting fishes

  with wishes

  in knishes

  Mrs. Goldburg

  hisses

  lechery and

  sorcery preceded

  treachery in

  the cheery

  hatchery

  the pedophile

  the while

  did smile

  beguile and

  defile

  runt did

  shunt his

  punt during

  wild cunt

  hunt

  heroes using

  zeros called

  euros buy

  Nero's taro

  cheerios

  May has

  monday tuesday

  wednesday thursday

  friday saturday

  sunday

  Outback boating

  while noting

  rabbits floating

  and toting

  hardtack

  when blue

  he threw

  a shoe

  at you

  two

  took ferry

  to marry

  Jerry after

  Harry shot

  Larry

  take snuff

  huff and

  puff and

  sneeze rough

  stuff

  unafraid bride's

  maid quietly

  laid under

  groom's jade

  shade

  strange mojo

  couldn't hoe

  or sow

  or row

  slow

  your tine

  on mine

  we dine

  fine romantic

  wine

  in caboose

  foot loose

  moose reads

  deuce Dr.

  Seuss

  for years

  he hears

  the tears

  yet fears

  more

  romance owl

  makes vowel

  howl slavic

  pants consonant

  yowl

  Dalai Lama

  prefers Rama

  mama said

  "Dalai, butter's

  folly"

  Facebook merge

  urge becomes

  dirge when

  crook rifles

  Outlook

  fog touching

  Smolensk bog

  transformed dog

  into shining

  king

  of emotion

  an ocean

  in motion

  toward potion

  devotion

  exited loo

  carrying canoe

  mounted gnu

  to pursue

  ewe

  don't complain

  if rain

  in Spain

  on plain

  lain

  ants must

  balance a

  long lance

  preparing August

  advance

  any pirate
r />   can agitate

  and gyrate

  his chocolate

  mate

  after vice

  mice serve

  lice and

  rice over

  ice

  wide bays

  afternoon haze

  salt glaze

  tide composes

  lays

  few did

  poo in

  the canoe

  including, kid,

  you

  said slain

  lain on

  the plain

  under red

  rain

  the pony

  acquired canny

  fanny from

  eating phony

  baloney

  soon at

  noon the

  bassoon will

  croon its

  tune

  your computers

  are neuters

  no shooters

  or fore

  hooters

  your jaw

  will gnaw

  the raw

  chihuahua's fore

  paw

  densely indurated

  wildly overrated

  never compensated

  berated and

  hated

  english puffins

  love muffins

  and fish

  with spanish

  relish

  african bee

  hit tree

  couldn't see

  stung me

  mercilessly

  his essence

  hadn't quintessence

  its presence

  without dense

  tumescence

  Lorca in

  Majorca. Dali

  drank gin

  ate orca

  fin

  sage haunt

  the font

  of rage

  gaunt with

  age

  he's curly

  burly and

  surly strangely

  named Shirley

  Louise

  an ant

  can't pant

  recant or

  rant at

  elephant

  with wifi

  I deny

  gravity's lie

  and high

  fly

  pizza pie

  sent by

  wifi a

  virtual dry

  lie

  Lord Goring

  is boring

  he's snoring

  after cored

  whoring

  eat your

  feet delicious

  treat after

  can't beat

  retreat

  anyhow a

  sow married

  a cow

  now they

  allow

  fo fum

  the bum

  could hum

  numb from

  rum

  magnificent whales

  their tails

  like sails

  tumescent before

  gales

  Penelope's gillie

  was silly

  hillbilly from

  Dundee's hilly

  valleys

  daring hare

  shared lair

  with bear

  wearing thermal

  underwear

  her piss

  will hiss

  not purr

  the Swiss

  miss

  tick tok

  wet frock

  tick tok

  wet cock

  tick

  sage haunt

 

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