by David Levien
Behr’s feet pounded the pavement, rage shooting up through the soles of his shoes, as he hoofed it up Saddle Hill. He wore a weighted vest that added thirty pounds to the effort. The vest was a gift from Susan, who noticed the abrasions on his shoulders from the loaded backpack he used to wear when doing roadwork. It does sit better, Behr had to admit of the vest, though it wasn’t heavy enough for him to really get into the red zone. Nothing, he’d found, was as tough as extended jiu-jitsu sparring. The sets could go on for ten, twenty, thirty minutes without a break and demanded strength, cardio, and lactic acid recovery, especially when he rolled with Aurelio. Though Aurelio weighed south of two hundred pounds, the man had had a special relationship with gravity. He knew how to make himself heavy. When Aurelio established side control, Behr felt as if a car were parked on top of him.
He thought back to the beginning of his training almost a year and a half ago. Back then he felt as weak as a newborn kitten when on the mat with Aurelio. The strength disparity between them seemed like ten to one. It was disturbing. Especially since he knew he could easily out-lift his teacher when it came to weights. It was leverage that made the difference. As he learned the techniques, though, Behr felt the disparity in strength start to level out.
You try to stay up on your feet, but fights end up on the ground. It was a truth, and one he’d known for a long time, but it took him a long time to finally accept it. Between his hand-to-hand training at police academy, his work on patrol, and his time going hard at boxing, Muay Thai, and the like, Behr was aware that despite trying for precision with punches, kicks, and restraining holds, almost all real-world physical confrontations ended up on the floor. They weren’t tidy and organized like in the movies, but messy and savage and full of awkward moves, strange noises, and even odors.
In the scuffles he’d had while on the force, and since, Behr had relied on his size, strength, and rusty high school wrestling chops to sort things out when they went to the deck. He tried not to give it too much thought, just like he tried not to think about how much harder he had to work in the gym just to maintain as the years ticked by. He didn’t want to dwell on a future where he kept getting older and smaller and weaker, while the guys he came up against kept getting younger and bigger and stronger. Then, one night, he found himself in a bar watching an Ultimate Fighting Championship match on pay-per-view and saw a formidable striker square off against an experienced grappler. The striker danced around the ring snapping dangerous punches into the air for a moment before the grappler ducked one, shot the striker’s legs, took him down, got the man’s back, and choked him out in under a minute. The striker had been completely defenseless. Countless hours of intense punch and kick training had been neutralized in one second, and Behr couldn’t deny it any longer. As the bar crowd grumbled over how lame the main event had turned out, the winning fighter did his postfight interview and thanked his training partners and teachers in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. The next day Behr found the academy in the phone book and dropped by to watch a class.
He walked in to see a medium-sized but fit teacher with a wide smile, thick curly black hair, and an almost unreal energy on the mat taking a small group of students through break-falls that day. The man noticed Behr near the door and beckoned him out onto the mat.
“You want to join, huh?” he asked, a lilting Brazilian slurry under his English.
Behr shrugged. “Maybe.”
“You look like you in shape. You take me down, eh?” he offered Behr. “Off my feet and we done, maybe you don’t need the jiu-jitsu.” The man stood there barefoot, in surfing shorts and a tight nylon T-shirt. He smiled, bright white teeth shining.
Behr had earned his way through college pushing like-sized and bigger men than himself-men as strong as draft horses- around football fields, so he didn’t hesitate for long before nodding and removing his watch, jacket, shoes, and socks. But this average-sized man proved immobile on first grasp. They locked up in a collar and elbow clinch and struggled around in a circle. Behr was immediately impressed with the man’s balance, which was better than his own, and the smile that didn’t leave his face as he yelled merry encouragement to Behr all the while.
Finally, deciding extended duration wasn’t to his advantage, Behr managed to wrap his arms around the instructor in a body lock, lifted him in the air, and slammed him to the mat. Behr expected a wheezing bag of cracked ribs to be writhing at his feet as the result, but instead found that the man wasn’t hurt or even stunned. He hadn’t really hit the ground at all, but instead had held on to Behr’s arm. He had also gotten his legs around Behr’s arm and shoulder, locked his feet against Behr’s neck, and bridged his hips in a way that hyperextended the elbow and caused Behr to drop to his knees and submit with repeated taps to the man’s leg before the joint could be snapped clean through.
“Welcome, huh,” Aurelio said, letting off the pressure and patting Behr on the back. As the awestruck students went back to their practice, he climbed to his feet. “You strong. You be good, eh,” he said, still smiling. Behr joined up on the spot.
At least that’s what Behr had thought he’d said. For the first three months he had trained there, Behr couldn’t understand a word Aurelio was saying. It wasn’t just the heavy accent, but also what the man was teaching. Using an opponent’s own weight, strength, momentum, and intention against him was not natural to Behr, who typically met force with force. In his life if he ended up facing a brick wall it was a head-on affair until either he or the wall crumbled.
Case in point, Behr thought, grinding his way up Saddle Hill.
But bit by bit, four mornings a week, Aurelio’s teachings had begun to sink in. By the end of each hour at the academy he’d be physically shot, bottomed out and shaky, the proud owner of fresh mat burns, bruises, various painful joint and tendon surprises, and often a wrenched neck thanks to Aurelio’s viselike chokes. The knowledge he’d been gaining sure didn’t come cheap. Before the sessions were over he’d know helplessness, futility, outright failure, and invariably feel tiny bits of information seep down into the deep reaches of muscle memory, the only place they’d do any good if needed in a situation.
He never did get a submission against Aurelio in open sparring. That moment was at least a good five or six years away with steady training, if ever. After all, Aurelio was world class, while he was just a mule. But recently he’d started to take steps-at least the domination wasn’t total anymore. Behr had also seen the pounds peel off his frame as he trained. Everything that wasn’t muscle stripped away until he was as rawboned as he’d been as a seventeen-year-old farm boy. And a certain kinship grew between them too, like some kind of hardy mountain plant that didn’t need tending. When it came to teachers and trainers and the like, it was either hate or this kinship that motivated him. Behr had experienced both, and reflecting on past coaches and police captains, the latter worked a whole lot better for him. He and Aurelio had only gone out for beers and to watch MMA events a few times. Other than that it was just the four mornings a week on the mat. But that was all it took. The bond grew out of the effort and the pain, the stoic lack of complaint in the face of it, in the sharing of knowledge, and as vague as it sounded, in the spirit, Behr concluded, reaching the top of the hill for his eighth rep. After about six months of training he realized he’d made his first friend, save for a client a while back, in fifteen years.
Upon arriving at the top of the hill for the tenth time, Behr bent at the waist and grabbed his shorts. Sweat rolled off of him onto the road like a concentrated rain. He felt his right lower leg barking from a knee bar Aurelio had put him in two days earlier.
The hospitals, he thought suddenly. He’d check the hospitals for certain likely injuries that came along with facing someone like Aurelio: a dislocated elbow, snapped wrist, a broken jaw. Behr straightened and began busting it down the hill toward home.
EIGHT
Holster up if you’re whacking it, bro,” Kenny said, entering his brother Charlie’s room. Charli
e rolled over, the bedsheet at his waist. He’d been sleeping.
The Schlegels are hotties, Kathy thought. Not their faces, which are pocky, but their bodies. Then she saw his right wrist and forearm. It was all swollen and purple. Charlie moved a plastic bag of water, ice that had mostly melted, off the edge of the bed, where it left a wet spot.
“Why so fucking early?” Charlie said. He had a voice that was already getting roughed up by cigarettes.
Hot, thought Kathy, catching a glimpse of his package as he got out of bed and slipped on a pair of camo shorts, even though he is like at least twenty-two.
“Mom’s runnin’ her already,” Kenny said of Kathy, while polishing off his breakfast sandwich.
“What happened to your arm?” Kathy wondered. They both looked at her, as if surprised she knew how to speak.
“Fucking hood of my truck fell down on it.”
“Ouch,” she said.
“Yeah,” Charlie agreed. “So, give me your license, I’ll scan it in and change it,” he said, pointing at his computer.
Kathy didn’t move. “I don’t have one,” she said.
Charlie looked to her, then to Kenny. “She’s only fifteen,” Kenny said.
“Okay,” Charlie smiled, “nice.” He crossed the room and pulled a large piece of tag board out from behind a dresser. “We’ll go old school.” On the board was a blown-up version of a state of Illinois driver’s license. The name on it was Mr. Pat Mc-Corkle, with an address in some town called Orland Park. The space for the photo on the right, which was roughly the size of a head, remained blank. Kenny went to the bottom drawer of the dresser and pulled out an elaborate Polaroid-type camera attached to a folded-up tripod. Outside, the dogs were starting to bark.
“Photo comes out the size of the license and we have a laminating machine,” Kenny said, as he telescoped out the tripod legs.
“This is such coolness,” she said.
Charlie found a stenciled letter “S” among the rubble of newspaper, pens, pencils, and coffee cups on his desk. He affixed the “S” over the “R” in “Mr.” Charlie hung the board up on a hook that was already in the wall. She’d soon be Ms. Pat McCorkle, twenty-one and a half years old from Orland Park, Illinois, she realized.
“Okay, stand over here,” Charlie directed. Kathy crossed over and placed the back of her head against the empty photo space on the oversized license. Kenny finished with the camera preparations and zeroed it on her. He brought his face away from the eyepiece.
“All set,” Kenny said.
“Should I put on makeup?” she wondered.
“Where’s the fifty?” Charlie asked. Truth was, the Schlegels were into a lot better shit than selling fake IDs, but with Kenny still in high school, the IDs remained a steady source of fifty-dollar bills and fresh pussy.
The girl turned to Kenny. “But I thought…?” she said.
“That it’d be fifty? You’re right,” Kenny said. The girl stood there for a minute in a snit.
“Look, it’s either that or a morning blowdjie,” Charlie said, pointing to his groin. The girl looked to Kenny, who shrugged.
“Kenny, Charlie…,” their mother’s voice filtered in from across the house, “feed those dogs… And your father says it’s almost time for the morning shake.”
“Either way, hurry it up,” Kenny said.
She clenched her teeth and reached into her jeans for the money.
NINE
Behr sat in his car outside a brown brick office building. He was waiting for his client, Wells Shipman, CPA, to arrive so he could do something foolish. Behr had called, and buzzed at the door, but had gotten no answer. He’d also entered the building when another tenant had gone inside and had knocked at the CPA’s office door. Going back outside he finally got hold of Shipman on his cell; he told him he’d be there in ten minutes. Behr was anxious to start his canvass of local hospitals, but he needed to square this away first. He also considered calling Susan, but in his current state of mind he wasn’t sure what good it would do either of them, so he passed.
He thumbed through Aurelio’s address book while he waited. It was fairly organized, with names, addresses, phone numbers, and e-mail addresses written in a cribbed hand. Behr recognized many of the names as students from the school. There were a lot of Brazilian names as well, and information that showed they still lived in Aurelio’s home country. One thing that caught his eye was about half a dozen entries that weren’t names but just initials. There was a “CC,” a “D,” an “F,” a “P,” an “R,” and an “LB.” There were corresponding phone numbers he would run down as soon as he could.
Shipman’s Impala pulled into the lot. The CPA spotted him and waved, then parked. Behr put away the address book and was getting out of the car when his phone rang.
“Yeah?” Behr answered.
“Mr. Behr,” a sixtyish female with a highly professional manner began, “my name is Ms. Swanton. I’m calling from Mr. Potempa’s office at the Caro Group…” Behr was surprised. The Caro Group was a high-end investigation and security-consulting firm started by a few ex-FBI and Secret Service guys twenty-five years back. Between some early results and good marketing, they had built their business to a dozen offices in the largest U.S. cities, and a bunch of international outposts. Clients liked the way they swarmed in when hired on a case, with their dark suits and the shiny black wingtips that were known as their unofficial signature in the industry. “Mr. Potempa would like to speak with you about a matter. Are you available to meet?” she asked.
“Not now,” Behr said.
“What about this afternoon or evening?” she asked.
“Probably not,” he answered.
“Tomorrow morning then, first thing?” she said with persistence. “It’s a priority matter.”
“Fine,” Behr said, closing his car door and walking toward the accountant, “fine.”
“Good. Say eight o’clock? Do you know where our offices are?” she asked.
“I’ll find it.”
“Thank you, Mr.-” Behr hung up, as the willow-thin Ship-man fished a briefcase out of his backseat and crossed toward him, head bobbing while he walked. As he drew closer, Behr saw that the accountant had dark circles under his eyes. They’d grown deeper and darker in the two weeks since their last meeting, and it wasn’t tax season, so that wasn’t the reason. Shipman had hired Behr to follow his wife, Mrs. Laurie Shipman, whom he suspected of having an affair.
It wasn’t the kind of work Behr preferred, but things had been slow. He’d taken a five-thousand-dollar retainer, which would have made it somewhat worthwhile, but now Behr was doing the ridiculous: he was returning twenty-two hundred of it instead of milking it down to zero. If any of his colleagues heard about it, they would laugh him right out of the clubhouse, where the motto was a twist on the old Ernest and Julio Gallo tagline: “Solve no crime before its time”-i.e., before the client has been billed to death.
“Hello, Frank,” Shipman said as he reached Behr.
“Hey, Wells,” Behr said. Over the past two weeks, Behr had confirmed that Shipman’s wife, a vivacious brunette, had spent time outside the gym with her trainer, Jake, a buffed-out twenty-five-year-old with a spray-on tan. Laurie was the trainer’s last client of the day on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and they would go for a Starbucks after the workout. And it was true those little meetings stretched for close to two hours.
He’d followed each of them alternately when they would separate and leave the coffee shop. The trainer went to the supermarket one night when they were done. She went to the mall on two occasions. Jake went to the movies on the last night. Behr had entered the theater, sat two rows behind him, but no one had come to meet him. Behr followed the guy home and put him to bed that night, and no one had showed up there either. Especially Laurie Shipman.
“What’s up, Frank? You got something? Pictures, something?” Shipman asked.
“No. No pictures. Wells, I’m gonna have to wrap it up on your case.”
“Really? So no pictures?”
“No.”
“You got a report or-”
“I don’t have time to prepare one, and there’s not much to put in it,” Behr said. “I can’t confirm your suspicions.”
“Not acceptable,” Shipman said.
“What does she tell you she’s doing after the gym?”
“Going out for a coffee with her trainer, then doing some shopping.”
“Well, that’s what she’s doing.” Behr filled him in on the details.
Shipman frowned. His disappointment seemed to outweigh any relief. “I need you to keep at it,” the CPA pleaded. “It’s been going on like this for months, and you’ve only been on her a few weeks.”
“I don’t usually take rusty zipper cases in the first place,” Behr said, “but you’ve been doing my books for a long time so…”
“Is there someone else I can hire-”
“Yeah, plenty. But Wells, let me give you some financial advice: don’t bother. It’s a non-case. Your wife has a friend.”
“So you didn’t see anything? Were they holding hands?”
“Not even. Listen, buddy, in instances like this we look for what we call ‘opportunity and affection.’ You know what that means? Opportunity is the likely chance for conjugal activity. And affection
… well, that’s affection. Photo or video of the couple in bed-”
“Video?” Shipman blanched.
“Through the curtain or a peephole. A good-bye kiss at a motel room door where they’ve been seen entering the night before. I’ve witnessed no affection. And ‘opportunity’ doesn’t mean a Starbucks.”