“Oh,” said Zire then, boredly, “are you some sorcerous fetch summoned up to haunt me?”
“No,” returned Bretilf. “I think rather your—or possibly my own—father played his flute away from home. And I, and you therefore, are half-brothers.”
“Hmn,” said Zire. “You may be correct. We’re certainly nearly doubles.”
Then each got up, conscious as they did so of three further things. First, that in height and build they were also neatly matched. Second, that the faint bee-ish buzzing in their skulls, and taste of dry wool in their mouths, was very likely the result of their having been drugged. The third revelation was that, rather than remaining at an inn, whether wholesome or squalid, they were now in a cramped stone room with iron bars across the window.
Glancing at each other, they observed as one: “Dead guards. Royal disapproval. The False Prince.”
A moment later, the door was opened, and several more guards, these ones with whom Zire and Bretilf were unacquainted, bundled into the space. They seized, then dragged Bretilf and Zire, the foray ornamented by a selection of punches and kicks, up many stairs and into another cell, plain but less prisonlike.
“Lie there, you scum,” the guards instructed. “And prepare for horrors. The prince will arrive soon to judge you.” They departed, slamming the door.
“Do you have a knife or sword?” inquired Bretilf.
“Yes, my knife. And Scribe is still with me.”
“My Second Thoughts, also,” said Bretilf. “And with my knife, the carving even that I was fashioning with it.”
“Not disarmed then.”
“Nor bound.”
“It would seem,” said Zire, “this prince has enough magical power to deal with us, whatever we try. A great shame,” he added. “I had hoped to visit Traze next, over the river. And then the Red Desert.”
“And I to finish my carving.”
A spinning began in one of the cell walls. The two men watched attentively as it grew black, then electric, and roiled away, leaving an opening into a vast white marble chamber, its ceiling high as a full-grown oak. This was easily gauged, too, since live oak trees formed a colonnade along it. But they had trunks and boughs like twisted ebony, and blue leaves that quivered on their own, filling the air with a serpentine rustling.
At the room’s far end rose a tall black chair upholstered in violet velvet. On either side of this squatted a fearsome beast, something like a wolf crossed with a raccoon. In the chair sat a stooped, thin man. He was a young man, but with an old man’s face, and weaves of gray and white ran through his own light-colored hair. His eyes were like shards chipped from something blue and long-dead. But he wore fine clothes, and on his head a silver circlet. He pointed with a long, thin finger.
“You are here for punishment. You have slain my men, my chosen guards. For this, only the worst deaths are given. What do you say?”
“Oh, dear,” said Zire.
Bretilf added, “Since Your Highness has already decided, what point for us to say anything?”
“I will have you speak.”
Zire said, “It would be redundant to attempt to placate, please, or obey you. We’re dead. We can be as rude as we like.”
“Yet,” said Bretilf, however, “why are you called the False Prince? Or is that only because all Cashlorians hate you? Just as they hate your guards, who seem, all told, a pack of cowards, rapists, thieves, and cutthroats.”
The elderly young man cursed. He reached up and pulled at the silver circlet, next sending it bowling along the floor, until it fell over into a rug. The two monsters by the chair snarled.
“Hush,” said the prince to them. “I am called False because, although I rule here, by right of direct descent, I have never inherited the one artifact that would ensure my rule, and my power. It was stolen, during the last years of my father, the Old Prince’s, reign—due to some foolishness of his. At once the Benign Guardians, said to protect the city, left us. Efforts to recover the sacred item failed. They fail always—for several have gone to reclaim it for me. All here know where it is interred. But that counts for naught. None can master the resident magics that hold it in. And all who try perish on the quest. Perish horribly, I have been led to believe, and have indeed witnessed.
“For example,” said the prince, settling himself in a doleful mimicry of some storyteller, “there was the famous hero Drod Laphel. It was well known that he alone had, twice or thrice, bested five or six men together in a sword fight—”
“Only five or six?” grunted Bretilf sotto voce.
“My revered granny,” hissed Zire, “could beat off eight at least at a go. Albeit with a special cloak-pin she possessed and not—”
“You would do well to attend,” coldly broke in the prince. “It is an option I have, to torture you a little, before sentence. This can be waived or not, as you like.”
Zire and Bretilf composed themselves meekly.
“Drod Laphel,” went on the prince, “was also handy with spear and throwing ax, and had besides learnt certain charms that enabled him to bewitch serpents. When pausing in this city, he soon fell afoul of my guardsmen. Ten set on him, and accordingly he slew them single-handedly, if admittedly in two batches of five. Following the episode, I had him dispatched to thieve back the vital article I miss. I even had, numbskull that I was, some faith that he, of all men, might succeed where no other ever had. But no. Drod Laphel, the snake-charmer, athlete, and magician of swords, returned empty-handed. Quite literally, since he lacked both of them. And he was deader than a coffin nail, besides being the awful shade of rotted plums.”
Zire cleared his throat. Bretilf regarded his boots, as if counting the cracks in their leather.
“Are we then to conclude,” said Zire, “our punishment for culling your degenerate guards is, personally, to be forced to undertake the self-same quest?”
“You are brave men,” said the False Prince with dreary jealousy. “Bold and reckless as lions. Yes, you will be made to go. That much sorcery I can command. Understand this, too. If I were able to reclaim the needed object, and my rightful power given to me, I would not require a single human guard. I would throw the degenerates out, nor would they dare return here. Additionally, though it hardly merits saying, as you will never succeed at this challenge, whoever is successful will find his reward proportionate. Rather than death, riches beyond comprehension would be rendered you.” Sourly, he recapped: “But best not to dwell on futile daydreams. Nor have I any pity for you. Why should I pity others when my own lot is so cruel? The supernatural agencies that should guard Cashloria are gone, or in hiding. The heart of the city itself refuses to acknowledge me, and conversely does me ill-turns. Only those guards, and these two creatures here, stand between me and the vengeance of a rioting populace. Were all my weakness known, I should not last a minute. But my days are scarce enough. Cashloria’s thwarted energies are already killing me. Can you see? How old would you say I am?”
Neither Bretilf nor Zire replied.
“Fifteen,” said the False Prince, lowering his blue, dead eyes. “I am fifteen. And if I leave Cashloria, its stony atoms will tear me in pieces. While if I remain, they will drain me of all life in another year. Yes, you shall go and try to snatch back for me the sacred artifact, the Garment of Winning, as it is called. Why should I spare you? Who, in the name of any god, has ever spared me?”
“So, tell me of your father,” said Zire, as they rode over the long stone bridge above the Ca.
“A minor lordlet, killed by assassins before my birth. My mother and grandsire raised me in the irksome shadow of his death. At eleven I broke free.”
“Then I believe your father died too young to have coined me.”
“Who was your own?”
“A chalk merchant. I grew up white as a sheep, till at seventeen some foe threw me down a well. Crawling out, no one recognized the red-headed youth who then stole the local grandee’s horse, and pelted for freedom. I doubt my father, either,
sired you. He was less white than uncouth and uncomely. No elegant lady, wed to—or widowed of—a lordlet would have let him touch her maid, let alone herself.”
After this they rode awhile unspeaking. The river gushed green below, and on the farther bank the daytime forest was massed like a russet storm cloud.
They had no choice but to undertake the lethal task, so much had been made clear to them, not least by the False Prince’s wizards, whose spokesman was a man in unfriendly middle age. “You are already under Cashloria’s geas,” he had told them. “It will avail you nothing to essay escape. You must travel to the place of dread, there enter in, and do whatever you’re able to retrieve the Garment of Princedom—which is otherwise known as The Robe Which Wins All Wars.”
At this news, Zire had yawned convulsively and Bretilf’s hungry stomach grumbled. They had been from the start well aware some coercive spell was on them. They were its captives until either they had gained the trophy—or died, “horribly,” in the attempt.
During the breakfast that was eventually served them, and that might have been enjoyable, including platters of fresh-baked shrimp, clam, and prawn, good ham, and eggs curdled with white wine, the indefatigable wizard informed them of all the conditions of their unwanted and unavoidable quest.
The original thief of the Winning Robe was allegedly a mischievously malignant elemental of the forest. It had next created a bizarre castle in which to hide the Robe, ringing it prudently with a labyrinth, unknown yet frightful safeguards, and energizing all with a sorcery so strident none had ever survived it. More than fifty men, all intelligent, cunning, and courageous, and well-versed in the use of stealth and weaponry, had been sent to the castle. And all had returned—but in disturbingly dead states: headless, footless, heartless; lurid with alien venom, rigid with stings of weird sort, skinned, scalped, or dissected. This multitude of squeam-making ends were duly attributed to the prince himself, in order the citizens might fear him and be kept down. “Hence the tales of scorpions and snakes,” Zire had muttered.
“It seems a perfect genius is needed,” said Bretilf, “if mere cleverness, cunning, and all other skills are no use.”
“Well, whatever we have to our credit, there being two of us, it’s doubled,” hazarded Zire.
They were awarded two horses, a bay gelding for Bretilf, Zire’s horse being his own gray, nicely reshod. Both animals were well fed, saddled, and burnished.
Now on the bridge over the Ca, the farther bank having become the nearer one, Zire abruptly drew rein. Bretilf copied him. “What?”
“Let us,” said Zire, “see if we’re able, after all, to turn back and make off.”
Bretilf looked once over his shoulder. “Each of us is aware he can’t. The geas prevents it. Or else we would still be escorted. We can only go forward to the goal of the castle. We were told we did not even need a map, the compulsion on us being so strong we can only follow the compulsory direction.
“Perhaps, however,” suggested Zire, “the horses can carry us in the opposite one, despite whatever spell binds us.”
They turned the horses’ heads. Grimly, Zire and Bretilf faced back down the bridge to the city, gripped the reins, and kicked both mounts lightly in the side.
The horses instantly reared as if confronted by flailing flames or slavering demons. Jumping about in a shriek of metal hooves on stone paving, they reversed themselves with such enthusiasm their riders were nearly unseated. Both mounts then tore the last quarter of a mile along the bridge in the unwanted direction, and plunged off into the forest beyond.
Only with great awkwardness and noise were they persuaded to calm down and stop. They were deep into the trees—bridge, river, and city out of sight. Bretilf and Zire scowled about at the red-leafed gloom, to which they were so well matched.
“So much for that, then.”
The morning waxed through the coppery forest canopy toward noon. Glumly, Zire and Bretilf rode along the track the geas had selected. Birds sang, and once a deer broke across the path. A pair of squirrels mocked them from a tall black pine.
Not long after, something appeared ahead at the roadside. At first, both men took it for a marker of some sort. It stayed completely still. But, presently, Zire exclaimed, “Look there. It’s a young woman. Why, it’s the inn-girl from the Plucked Dragon, who was so full of warnings.”
Bretilf added, “I seem to know her, too. Either she served me at the first inn, or the second.”
The girl, drably clad, and with a tattered white shawl over hair greasy from constant nearness to roast meat, just then raised her hand—not in greeting, but to beckon.
“Perhaps she was thrown out of work because of us,” said Zire.
“I can spare her a coin,” said Bretilf.
The riders reached the girl and halted. She gazed into their faces with dull eyes. She spoke:
“Alas! The False Prince has ensorcelled and sent you to your dooms. Oh, you’ll be done for like all the others. The Robe That Wins is untakable. Poor souls, poor lost souls!”
“Exactly,” said Zire.
Bretilf remarked, “But it’s kind of you to wish us luck so encouragingly.”
The girl took no notice either of pragmatics or sarcasm. Solemnly, she cried, in a high, self-important voice, “My name is Loë, and I am of no account. But seek the house of Ysmarel Star that lies along this very track. There only may you find assistance.”
“What is Ysmarel Star?”
“Seek the house and learn!” melodramatically declaimed the rather aggravating Loë. “You can hardly miss the mansion. White roses crowd the walls and white owls flit around it, while a huge diamond star hangs low above.”
“Not modestly self-effacing then, as are you,” said Zire.
“I am nothing. I am only Loë.”
And the girl ran suddenly off the track and in among the copper-gold patchwork of the trees. Bretilf and Zire stared after her thoughtfully.
“It seemed to me…” Bretilf murmured after a second or so.
“…also to me…” agreed Zire.
“…that where the shadow of that cedar falls…”
“…girl ceased to be girl…”
“and became instead…?”
“…a weasel,” concluded Zire. “Perhaps,” he added, “we hallucinate from hunger. Let’s enjoy a brief rest, and dine on the provisions in the saddlebags.”
During the afternoon, the autumnal forest changed from metals to wines, and so to lilacs. That evening the track, now very overgrown, and interrupted by the strong claws of neighboring trees, meandered out into a series of clearings. Here dusk filtered, littered by tiny bats.
A sweep of land was rising upward on their left, the trees thinly scattered about on it. Then a hill was to be seen, clear on the mauve-glowing sky. One star had risen there of unusual size and brilliance, and beneath lay a dark, rambling house, here and there pierced by the needles of lamps.
“Ysmarel’s mansion?”
“So it seems,” affirmed Zire.
“Do we visit?”
“Why not? The track winds close, and the geas allows intervals.”
“And anyway, to the doomed,” Bretilf appended, “all delays are good.”
The gray and bay climbed the hill.
High stone barricades appeared, smothered with moon-pale flowers, whose scent seemed enhanced by darkness. Above, six or seven gigantic bats flew about. But the low-strung star illuminated their wings, which were white. They were owls.
Purple glass and glass like saffron was in the lighted windows. A bell hung over the gate.
The two men observed the bell, but before they could decide to ring it, it pealingly rang of itself. At this, the owls descended together, and perched along the tops of the walls, looking at Zire and Bretilf through the stained glass of their eyes.
Some moments later, the gate swung wide, and inside was framed a dark garden, full of white roses that caught the starshine and ghostly shone. About twenty paces on, a broad door st
ood open and, even as they watched, soft lamps bloomed there. It was all most enticing. So much so that neither man advanced. They sat their horses, and the owls sat on the walls, and not a sound was to be heard, as if time had grown cautious, too, and stood still.
After a while, Bretilf stirred. “Do we go in? Or retreat?”
“All’s lost, it seems, whatever we do.” They dismounted, tethered the horses among the roses, and walked straight in at the soft-lighted door.
They were at once in a charmingly informal hall, lit by depending lamps of fretted bronze and lavender glass. Luxurious rugs clothed a floor of delicate rainbow tiling.
A long table had been loaded with tall gilded flagons individually filled with black ale, red wine, blue spirit, or honeyed beer. A selection of pies, smoking roasts, cheeses, dewy salads, fruits, and sweets of many kinds waited on plates of gold or in dishes of silver decorated with pearls and zircons.
“Do you trust this feast?” asked Zire.
“Less than I’d trust a starving thief who jumped in the window.”
“My own thought. Shall we dine?”
“Let’s do so.”
But even as they pulled out the gilded chairs to sit, a curtain across the length of the room blew back, and out stepped a vision that stopped them, once more, in their tracks.
A young woman, again, but this time of surpassing attractions. The undeniable beauty of her face was made yet more marvelous by two large eyes of velvet darkness. From her lovely head cascaded darkly shining hair in loose curls, that each took a chestnut highlight from the lamps. Her slim but voluptuous figure had been clad in a filmy gown of amethyst silk, caught at the waist by serpentine twists of white gold.
“How rewarding that you should call on me,” said this apparition, in a musical voice that suggested the color of smoky peach mixed with platinum. “Pray sit.”
Bretilf the Artisan and Zire the Scholar—sat.
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