“Kamiko has some lab for Biology. I think she said they’re dissecting unicorns today. So, how’s the old Grab-n-Dash treating you, Sam?”
I returned to my seat behind the cash register. “Fantastic,” I said sarcastically.
“Sorry,” he said sympathetically. “Are you at least managing to get some studying done?”
“No. I’m not supposed to. Anyway, it’s usually pretty busy. I doubt I could concentrate.”
“Sam, I know you need the money, because of your parents and all, and I’d totally offer to have you live with me in the dorms, but I wouldn’t want you ruining my reputation. I mean, if people saw a girl sleeping in my room, they’d think I was straight,” he said, as if sniffing dirty sweat socks.
I giggled. “Thanks anyway. I’m doing okay. As long as I don’t have any other bad news drop into my lap this quarter, I’ll be fine,” I smiled nervously.
Because, it was possible that things could get worse, no matter how unlikely that seemed.
I crossed my fingers and sighed to myself. I sure hoped not. I didn’t think I could handle anything else.
When business started to pick up, Romeo left. I thanked him for keeping me company, but he knew I needed to work.
Despite the frenzy of customers over the remainder of my shift, a sense of loneliness permeated my bones and a growing worry filled my belly. Something was wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on what it was. I texted Christos, but never received a reply.
When I finished my shift at seven, I called him. But all I received in answer was a text.
Slammed busy at studio. Talk later.
I really, really hoped this wasn’t becoming a routine with us.
SAMANTHA
Another week had gone by and nothing had changed. Christos was always busy at his studio. I was always busy at work, or in class, or studying.
I was overwhelmed. I slept poorly and my stress level was pushed to the max. It was starting to mess with my head. I noticed it recently in sculpting class.
It was that stupid Hunter Blakeley.
Not that he was doing anything different. He still hit on me with annoying regularity, but I blew him off with equal frequency. It wasn’t him.
It was the sculpting.
Sculpting was some kind of crazy voodoo magic, I’m telling you. Making a sculpture of a naked person standing right in front of you connected you to their body in an intimate way, whether you wanted it to or not. In Life Drawing last quarter, this hadn’t been a problem. One reason was that none of the male models had been hot, other than Christos.
Yes Hunter was hot, but I think sculpting him made my anxiety worse than if I’d been drawing him.
In drawing, you put down charcoal on paper in a visual representation of what you were looking at. Your contact with the two-dimensional drawing surface was through the tip of your pencil.
Sculpting, on the other hand, required that you use your hands and fingers to shape the three-dimensional sculpture. To touch it. Lately, I’d started noticing that weird voodoo magic at work. On me.
The more I worked over my sculpture of Hunter, touching it, massaging it, and caressing the clay into an emulation of Hunter’s musculature, the more it sort of felt like, well…like I was touching Hunter. And I had the eerie feeling he somehow felt it. Stupid, I know.
The moment I finally realized this, I had gasped quietly and pulled my fingers away from my sculpture, as if I’d been touching his naked flesh.
I had been about to reshape the inner thigh of Sculpture Hunter’s right leg, right up near his…yes. His package, which hung from my sculpture in a 1/3rd scale representation of his actual…package.
You had to include the clay package because if you didn’t, it constantly threw your proportions off. Most of the other students had a little clay blob to represent the man bits, as did I. Romeo, of course, had made his totally lifelike down to every mushroomy detail.
But even with my blobby, nondescript lump hanging between Sculpture Hunter’s legs, there was that final, distinctive moment when I’d felt like I was about to bump the side of my hand into Hunter’s actual package as I slid my fingers between the thighs of Sculpture Hunter.
I suddenly stopped myself, feeling like I was about to cheat on Christos somehow. I couldn’t explain it.
Was I attracted to Hunter? I shuddered.
No.
There was no way.
I took a deep breath and looked around the room at the other students. All were busy working away, their faces intense with concentration.
Was I the only one having trouble with this part?
I steeled myself. I could do this. It was just a class assignment, right? Just lumps and blobs of clay. Nothing more.
Right?
I took a deep breath and tried again. I ran my fingers up the inside of Sculpture Hunter’s legs. It wasn’t so bad. I pressed my fingers more firmly against Sculpture Hunter’s thighs, right near his blobby package.
That was when I noticed Hunter smirking right at me. Like he’d felt my touch.
OMG! Had he?
I yanked my hands away.
My face boiled with embarrassment as I grabbed a sculpting tool and busily worked over Sculpture Hunter’s left foot. I felt my cheeks flashing like fire engine lights.
That big toe on Sculpture Hunter was WAY too big! Better trim it down before it ruined everything! Big toes! Only thinking about big toes!
I tried not to notice that Hunter’s smile had widened.
Oh, boy. He’d caught me good. I’m sure he would take this as an invitation to hit on me with new purpose.
The moment class was over that day, I bolted out of the classroom. I needed to get away from everyone.
I didn’t even wait for Romeo.
I needed some fresh air.
Badly.
I feared something monumental in my life was shifting. I didn’t understand it at all. But I knew one thing:
I didn’t like the feeling that was making my hands shake one bit.
Change was coming.
SAMANTHA
When I reached the Student Center, I texted Madison to see if she was around campus still.
At the library she texted back, fourth floor.
C u there in five.
I walked to the library and took the elevator to the fourth floor. The Main Library had windows all the way around and had a great view of all of San Diego. Studying in it was like having your own corner office in a high-rise building. The skies were clear and I could see for miles.
I circled the fourth floor until I found Madison in one of the study rooms. At this point in the quarter, there was little competition for study space. I walked in and closed the door behind me. Madison was surrounded by her books and her laptop on the large table.
“What up, Mads!”
“Hey, Sam!” she smiled. “How’s SDU’s star artist doing today?” She held up her hand for a high-five.
I gave it a friendly smack. “Artist, maybe,” I sighed as I sat down. “I don’t know about the star part.”
“Don’t deny it, Sam, you know you’re totally rockin’ the lady balls since changing your major to Art.”
I grimaced. “Okay, I know some women say ‘lady balls’ all the time nowadays, but seriously, can you explain it? I mean, do guys go around saying ‘Dude, you’re totally rocking the man clitoris!’ or ‘Dude, I’ve got brass man-labia hanging between my legs!’? No! Because no guy would ever say that. It doesn’t make any sense.”
Madison smiled thoughtfully. “You’re right, Sam. You’re absolutely right. No more lady balls for either one of us.” We exchanged another high-five. “Maybe you should change your major to Gender Studies,” she joked.
“You might be onto something.”
Madison giggled. “But I have been with one guy who had a man-clitoris, or a very small willy-nilly. Emphasis on the nilly part.”
“You so did not say that!” I guffawed.
Another high-five.
“It’s not Jake, is it?” I asked, suddenly mortified.
“No!” Madison protested. “Jake totally has man balls and a man dick. No woman parts whatsoever.”
“Oh, phew. I was ready to feel bad for you.”
“Nope, Jake’s good to go. And go, and go, and go.”
I leaned into her, giggling.
“Keep it down in here, this is a library and some people are trying to study,” Hunter said, his head sticking through the door.
I frowned, “What are you doing here?” How the hell did he find me? Um, stalker?
“I needed to look something up,” he smiled.
“You’re not even a student here,” I said.
“Am I missing something?” Madison asked.
“Oh, uh, this is Hunter Blakeley,” I said sourly, “he’s the model in my sculpting class.”
He took that as his cue to walk completely into the study room and close the door behind him.
“Ooh,” Madison twinkled her nose, “does that mean Sam gets to look at you naked?”
“Mads!” I bumped her knee under the table with mine.
She took the hint and said no more.
Hunter didn’t waste any time picking up the slack. “It’s all part of the job description.”
“What is your job, anyway?” I asked. “Do you actually do anything besides model for Bittinger’s class and stalk me?”
“Of course I do,” he said casually.
“Do what?” I sneered. “Stalk tons of other uninterested young women?”
“No,” he smiled, undeterred, “outside of class, I model for all kinds of things. Some pretty high profile work.”
“Like what?” Madison asked innocently.
He chuckled. “You’re probably not going to believe this…”
He was probably right.
“You know how when you buy underwear for guys,” he grinned proudly, “there’s always a photo of some dude with amazing abs and a huge, uh, package printed on the, uh, package?”
“Yeah?” I said. Not that I bought men’s underwear, but I’d seen the “packages” he was talking about.
“I’m that guy,” Hunter smiled.
I frowned. It seemed too ridiculous to be true. But I knew firsthand that he was certainly large enough to fill a pair of briefs.
“You’re the package guy?” Madison gawked.
“Totally.” He nodded and smiled. “I still have residuals coming in from underwear I did four years ago.”
The study room had windows that faced into the library, so other students could see us inside. Hunter glanced around cautiously, as if he was about to reveal secret intelligence vital to the preservation of the United States of America, and didn’t want any stray SDU students hearing what he had to say and selling the information to the Taliban. When Hunter was sure the coast was clear, he leaned toward Madison and me and muttered conspiratorially, “The dirty secret none of the underwear manufacturers want you to know is, I’m ‘that guy’ for all of them.” He stood up to his full height, which was over six feet, and nodded, very proud of himself.
I rolled my eyes. I was in the midst of a celebrity. Groan. I considered begging him for an autograph. But…no.
“I also do ads for fitness equipment,” Hunter winked.
“Sorry, haven’t seen any of those,” I said. Hunter was starting to strike me as the sort of guy who spent more time in front of a mirror than any woman ever would.
“Me neither,” Madison said, picking up on my vibe.
“Well, I also do runway work,” he said, “but that’s seasonal.”
When I pictured Hunter doing runway work, I imagined him at the airport with the DJ headphones and the glowing red sticks, waving in jumbo jets, wearing only tighty-whiteys and work boots. I snickered, but tried to cover it up.
Hunter flashed his amber eyes at us. “What? Did I miss something?” he smiled hopefully.
Mine and Madison’s deflating interest was shriveling up his ego. I realized we needed to let him off the hook before he shriveled up any further and lost his dick modeling contracts.
Crinkling my nose, I said, “We kind of need to study, Hunter.”
“I can come back later,” he offered hopefully. “Maybe walk you to your car?”
As nice as the guy seemed, he tried way too hard, and he didn’t listen. I think I’d told him I wasn’t interested, oh, I don’t know, every time I saw him? Okay, one more time.
“Hunter, you’re a sweet guy. But I’m not going out with you, no matter how many times you offer to walk me to my car. Please respect the fact that I have a boyfriend.”
“I do. But you have the wrong one.”
I dropped my head into my forearms on the table. I had walked right into that one. “Please, Hunter, I’m begging you—”
“That’s more like it,” he chuckled. “I like it when you beg.”
“—to go away.” I laughed that desperate laugh when you don’t want to be rude, but you can’t think of anything else to say to make a person go away.
He nodded confidently. “No worries. I’ll see you in Bittinger’s class.” He winked at me when he walked out.
Why did he always have to wink?
“Wow, what a stalker,” Madison said. “Cute stalker, but man, he was desperate. Or head-over heels for you know who!” she grinned.
I dropped my head back into my hands. “No, please no. I’ve tried to be nice, but no matter what I tell him, he keeps coming back.”
“You’re not sending him mixed signals, are you?”
“What?! No! Not at all. I’ve told him over and over again I’m not interested.”
“Maybe you’re telling him too forcefully,” Madison suggested.
“I’d rather not tell him at all, but he won’t leave me alone,” I groaned as I pulled my laptop out of my book bag and turned it on.
“He was pretty hot,” Madison said thoughtfully.
“You think so?”
“Are you blind? Of course he was.”
“But,” I said nervously, “isn’t it weird to be attracted to another guy when you’re dating Jake?”
“Wait, are you saying you’re attracted to this guy Hunter?” Madison gasped. “What about Christos?”
“What? No! Don’t turn this around on me! I’m totally attracted to Christos. He’s uber hot. Hunter isn’t even close.” I took a relaxing breath. “But I mean, Hunter is good looking. How could I not notice when he stands naked ten feet away from me every time I have sculpting class?”
Madison gave me a long, considering look. After a minute, she spoke, “Sam, relax. When you fall in love, the rest of the world doesn’t cease to exist. It’s still filled with attractive people. If you happen to notice that some random guy is hot, who cares?”
“I’m sorry, Mads. You’re right. I guess it’s just bugging me because I’m being forced to stare at the same random guy naked, several hours at a stretch. Twice a week. For ten weeks straight.”
“Don’t worry, Sam. You’ll be over him sooner or later. His cock will become invisible to you,” she grinned.
“Like someone lopped it off?” I smiled hopefully.
“That’s not a bad idea,” she giggled. “But no, eventually you just won’t care anymore. Staring at Hunter’s hickory dickory will become business as usual.”
I laughed. “That is so wrong.”
“What, it’s made of wood, isn’t it?” she giggled.
Madison putting the idea of wood into the same notion as Hunter’s unmentionables was having the wrong effect. “Not helping,” I warned.
Madison cackled at me. “Fine, then pretend it’s made of broken glass.”
I winced. “Ew!”
“Ok, how about a red-hot rod of iron?”
“Not helping!”
“Okay, fine! Pretend his thing is a gun and bullets come out,” she giggled. “But make sure his safety is on when he’s cocked and loaded!”
“Mads! Stop!”
We both b
roke into laughter.
Chapter 19
SAMANTHA
As much as I wanted to, I still hadn’t agreed to move in with Christos. I felt like I was too young and it was too soon. No matter how much I missed seeing him, no matter how hard I had to work to pay my bills, moving in seemed too big a step.
The other pressing problem was my parents. How could I possibly tell them? They’d go thermo-nuclear. I couldn’t imagine telling them. But if I did move in with Christos, I would have to. My parents had co-signed my lease on my apartment, and at the very least, they would deserve to know my new address, in case of emergencies, or whatever.
Groan.
Moving in would have to wait.
Fortunately, in the mean time, Christos and I had solved the problem of not seeing each other enough by me coming over to work at the studio space he’d made for me.
I loved it. Now I was seeing Christos several days a week, and Spiridon as well, who obviously loved having me around too.
The only downside to this arrangement was working in the studio alongside Christos proved a bit more of a challenge than I’d planned.
I hadn’t factored in the constant supply of nude cuties parading through.
Whenever Christos had a naked model sitting in front of him, thrusting her bouncy bits in his face, and by extension mine, I had to restrain my urge to storm over and throw blankets over the women on a minute-by-minute basis.
Sigh.
But I reminded myself, Christos was making art. Not hosting a live sex show. Yes, there was a difference. Not that I’d been to a live sex show, but I’m pretty sure they were more exciting than a nude woman sitting frozen in one position for four hours, minus the brief breaks.
Double Sigh. I would get used to it. It was art, not porn. Art!
Art!!
Seriously, it didn’t bother me.
Not one bit.
Besides, who was I to judge? I stared at naked Hunter all the time these days, and he did throw himself at me constantly, yet Christos didn’t care. I could picture Lame Damian freaking out if he’d found out I’d been staring at a hot guy like Hunter naked twice a week.
Sigh. I didn’t want to be a Lamian. Believe it or not, Christos trusted me. Imagine that. I realized I owed it to him to trust him too. It helped I was on hand to keep an eye on him.
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