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“This is a great cozy to get you into the holiday spirit—because even though there’s a murderer on the loose, there’s lots of holiday cheer (and some yummy-sounding recipes at the end of this book).”
—AnnArbor.com
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—Examiner.com
“[Livia J. Washburn] has cooked up another fine mystery with plenty of suspects . . . a fun read . . . great characters with snappy dialogue, a prime location, a wonderful whodunit. Mix together and you have another fantastic cozy from Livia Washburn. Her books always leave me smiling and anxiously waiting for another trip to visit Phyllis and her friends.”
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“This mystery is nicely crafted, with a believable ending. The camaraderie of the Fresh-Baked Mystery series’ cast of retired schoolteachers who share a home is endearing. Phyllis is an intelligent and keen sleuth who can bake a mean funnel cake. Delicious recipes are included!”
—RT Book Reviews
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—The Best Reviews
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“Delightful, [with a] realistic small-town vibe [and a] vibrant narrative . . . A Peach of a Murder runs the full range of emotions, so be prepared to laugh and cry with this one!”
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Other Fresh-Baked Mysteries
A Peach of a Murder
Murder by the Slice
The Christmas Cookie Killer
Killer Crab Cakes
The Pumpkin Muffin Murder
The Gingerbread Bump-off
Wedding Cake Killer
The Fatal Funnel Cake
Trick or Deadly Treat
The Candy Cane Cupcake Killer
Black and Blueberry Die
The Great Chili
Kill-Off
A Fresh Baked Mystery
Livia J. Washburn
The Great Chili Kill-Off by Livia J. Washburn
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Copyright© 2017 Livia J. Washburn
Fire Star Press
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The Great Chili Kill-Off is a work of fiction.
Though actual locations may be mentioned, they are used in a fictitious manner and the events and occurrences were invented in the mind and imagination of the author except for the inclusion of actual historical facts. Similarities of characters or names used within to any person – past, present, or future – are coincidental except where actual historical characters are purposely interwoven.
Dedication
Dedicated to my husband, James, and my daughters, Joanna and Shayna. I hit the lottery when it comes to family.
Chapter 1
Sam Fletcher took his right hand off the steering wheel, reached over, and thumped the pickup’s dashboard.
“Dadgum GPS,” he said.
A disembodied voice replied, “In one hundred yards, take the next exit and turn left at the stop sign.”
“That’s not the best way to go,” Sam insisted.
From the passenger seat, Phyllis Newsom said, “It’s a navigation system, you know, not an old TV set that you can get to work again by hitting it on the side.”
“Hey, that method worked at least half the time, and when it didn’t, you could pull the tubes out and take ‘em down to the drugstore and test ‘em on the tube tester they had there. Just because a TV stopped workin’, that didn’t mean you threw it away and bought a new one, the way folks do now.”
“Exit here and turn left at the stop sign,” the navigation system said.
“But that’ll take us fifty miles out of our way!” Sam’s foot pressed down harder on the accelerator and the pickup, as well as the travel trailer it was pulling, zoomed past the exit and remained on the Interstate.
“You realize you’re shouting at the GPS, don’t you?” Phyllis asked.
Sam tightened both hands on the steering wheel. “Well, I, for one, am not ready to welcome our new navigation system overlords.”
In the back seat of the extended cab pickup, Eve Turner looked over at Carolyn Wilbarger and asked, “What’s he talking about?”
Carolyn let out a snort. “I’ve long since given up trying to understand half of what that man says.”
The pickup, with a camper top attached over its bed and the travel trailer behind it, continued heading west on the Interstate. After a while, the GPS gave up on telling Sam to turn around and go back to the state highway he had passed and instead announced, “Recalculating.”
“I guess I’m like most fellas,” Sam said. “I’m a little touchy about bein’ told I don’t know where I’m goin’.”
Phyllis smiled and said, “You think?”
A grin stretched across Sam’s rugged, weatherbeaten face. “You’ll see I’m right, though, when we get there,” he said.
“How much longer is that going to be?” Carolyn asked. “I never have liked long road trips. I get too stiff when I sit for hours and hours.”
“Well, when you’re headin’ for West Texas, it’s gonna be a long trip. There’s just no gettin’ around that. Everywhere out there is a long way from anywhere else.” Sam glanced at the rear-view mirror and met Carolyn’s eyes in it. “I guess if you want, I can stop for a minute and you can climb back there in the War Wagon to stretch out, although you’re really not supposed to ride in a travel trailer while it’s movin’.”
“No, that’s all right,” Carolyn said. “We’ll be stopping for gas at some point, and I can get out and walk around a little then.”
“All right, but with the double tank I’ve got on this pickup, it may be a while.”
“But we can stop any time anyone needs to,” Phyllis said. “There’s no real rush to get to Cactus Bluff, as long as we’re there by tomorrow evening for the opening festivities.” She paused, then repeated, “The War Wagon?”
“You know, like that John Wayne movie we watched a while back.”
“Yes, I know, but that’s a travel trailer we’re pulling, not an armored stagecoach full of gold.” Phyllis frowned. “You’re not planning on mounting a Gatling gun on top of it, are you? I’m not sure Molly and Frank would like that.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll get it back to ‘em in just as good a shape as it was when we borrowed it,” Sam assured her.
Phyll
is hoped that would be the case. Molly and Frank Dobson were good friends of hers, dating back to her teaching days. They were about ten years younger than her, so they were still in harness while Phyllis had been retired for that long. Molly taught American History at the high school, which had also been Phyllis’s subject on the eighth grade level, while Frank coached and taught algebra.
When Sam first came up with the idea of attending—and entering—the annual Great Chili Cook-Off in Cactus Bluff, he had planned to rent a giant motor home for the trip. Phyllis had thought of Molly and Frank and their travel trailer, though, and suggested that Sam at least check with them about borrowing it. Since it was summer, it was possible the Dobsons might be using the trailer, but that hadn’t turned out to be the case.
Now the War Wagon, as Sam had dubbed it, was rolling along behind his pickup. Once they got to Cactus Bluff, he would bunk in the back of the pickup under the camper top while the three ladies shared the trailer. So that had turned out well.
Phyllis could only hope the rest of the trip would go as smoothly.
A short time later, Sam nodded toward an old, abandoned building slowly falling into ruins on the left side of the Interstate and said, “Poor old Stuckey’s. I stopped there many a time to buy gas and get a hamburger and a malt while I was drivin’ back and forth on this road. Always stopped any time I came across a Stuckey’s, in fact. And now they’re all gone, as far as I know. You wouldn’t think a business as successful as they seemed to be could just disappear like that.”
“Nothing stays the same forever,” Phyllis said. “No matter how much it seems like it should.”
From the back seat, Carolyn said, “When you get to be our age, you realize that all over again every day.”
Eve said, “Oh, I don’t know. I think it’s more of a state of mind. Or heart, rather. Sam and I are young at heart, aren’t we, Sam? We look at change as something new and exciting, not something to be regretted.”
“Mostly,” Sam agreed. “I do miss those Stuckey’s hamburgers, though.”
“I think we’ve all had more than our share of excitement in our lives,” Carolyn said. “It’s time for peace and quiet.”
With a smile, Eve said, “Yes, dear, but you were born with an old soul.”
“There probably won’t be much peace and quiet at this thing we’re going to,” Phyllis said. “From what I’ve read about it, it’s sort of a celebration.”
“Woodstock for chili,” Sam said. “Or Burnin’ Man.”
Carolyn sniffed. “You mean a gathering of degenerates.”
“I wouldn’t go quite that far,” Phyllis said.
But any time thousands of people crowded into an area that was usually almost deserted, bent on having a good time, a lot of things went on, and not all of them had to do with cooking chili. A country music concert was scheduled as part of the opening festivities, and from what Phyllis had read, there were a lot of impromptu musical performances all weekend. Jam sessions, people used to call them, but she didn’t know if anyone still used that term.
The cook-off was also like a family reunion in one sense, because many of the competitors knew each other quite well and had been matching their chili recipes for a long time. Of course, there were always newcomers, too, like Sam would be this year. She hoped he wouldn’t be too disappointed if he didn’t fare well in the competition.
She was used to not winning. She and Carolyn had competed for many years in baking and other cooking and recipe contests, and anyone who took part in such competitions on a regular basis was liable to lose more often than they won. Sam was a relative newbie at such things, though. But he believed in his chili recipe, and as his friend, Phyllis intended to support him all the way, no matter what.
A short time later they stopped for a break, since Carolyn wasn’t the only one who needed to stretch her legs. Sam topped off the gas in the pickup while Eve bought some snacks in the convenience store where they had stopped. Then it was back on the road.
Cactus Bluff was in far West Texas, between the Davis Mountains and the Big Bend. Drivable in a day . . . but it would be a long day. That was why they had started early. Phyllis had offered to help Sam with the driving, and he had promised to let her take over if he needed her to, but she knew he planned to handle all of it if he could.
“Why in the world would they have a big competition in a ghost town?” Carolyn asked. “Wouldn’t it be better if they held it in some place with more . . . amenities?”
“Yes, like a resort hotel,” Eve added.
“Well, from what I’ve read, there’s a hotel in Cactus Bluff,” Sam replied, “but it’s not what you’d call a resort. Been there since the late 1800s, when the settlement was a boomtown for a little while because of the mining in the area. It was one of the biggest towns between San Antonio and El Paso, but only for a year or so. Then the mines petered out and folks started movin’ away. Now there’s not much left . . . except on the weekend closest to the Fourth of July every year. That’s when they have the chili cook-off.”
“Didn’t they used to hold the cook-off somewhere else?” Phyllis said.
“That was a different cook-off,” Sam said. “Fella named Hiram Boudreau started this one, and it took off. Brings in folks from all over the world, I’ve heard, and it’s been on TV some.”
Phyllis was well aware of that. The contest’s fame had helped her pitch the idea for a story about it to her editor at A Taste of Texas, the magazine for which she wrote a monthly column. This chili cook-off was a big enough deal that it would need more than a column devoted to it, however. The editor had decided it deserved a feature story, and the prospect of writing that made Phyllis more than a little nervous. When she had retired from teaching, the thought that someday she might be a magazine writer had never entered her mind.
But she had never anticipated that she would wind up solving murders, either, and . . . well . . . look how that had turned out.
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Sam had a stubborn streak, but he had a practical side to go with it, so that afternoon he asked Phyllis to drive for a few hours. She was glad he was being reasonable. For one thing, she didn’t want him falling asleep at the wheel, and for another, he didn’t need to wear himself out. None of them were as young as they used to be. All four of them had been retired from teaching for quite a while, sharing the big old house on a quiet, tree-lined residential street in Weatherford. Officially it was her house and the other three were renting rooms from her, but as far as Phyllis was concerned, they were all family.
They switched back and Sam took the wheel again late in the afternoon, after they had stopped for an early supper. They left the Interstate and headed southwest on a smaller state highway. It would still be several hours before they reached Cactus Bluff, but luckily at this time of year, with the summer solstice only a week or so behind them, the sun didn’t set until quite late, especially this far west. If nothing happened to delay them, they would reach their destination before it got dark.
“Are those mountains?” Carolyn asked as she pointed between Phyllis and Sam, through the pickup’s windshield. “I thought they were just clouds on the horizon at first, but now I’m not sure.”
“Nope, not clouds,” Sam said. “Those are the Davis Mountains. We’ll skirt around the east side of ‘em. Maybe on the way back you ladies’d like to go through ‘em and see McDonald Observatory and Fort Davis.”
“Would there be a good place to stay?” Eve asked. “Some kind of resort, maybe?”
“Well, I don’t know. A lot of tourists come out here, so there are probably some decent places.”
“We’ll think about it,” Phyllis said. “I’ve never been to the restored fort, and you know historical things always interest me.”
“Oh, my goodness, look over there,” Carolyn said suddenly. She pointed again. Several hundred yards off the highway, out on some dry flats bordering a range of hills, a number of small, tan funnel clouds had sprung into existence. They whirled a
nd skipped across the ground as if they were performing some sort of intricate ballet.
“Dust devils,” Sam said. “We see ‘em now and then up at home, but they’re more common out here. Sort of like miniature tornadoes that don’t pack near as much punch.”
“I know what dust devils are,” Carolyn said. “But I’ve never seen that many of them together. It’s impressive . . . in a stark, desolate sort of way.”
“A lot of West Texas is like that,” Sam agreed.
The red ball of the sun gradually slipped down the western sky. The mountains loomed larger, then fell away behind as the travelers never actually reached them. The peaks remained visible, though, as did other ranges of small mountains scattered all around.
The navigation system spoke up again, instructing Sam to turn onto a smaller paved road that angled off to the south from the state highway. This time he followed the suggestion. The pickup’s tires made a bumping sound against the rough joints in the macadam surface.
“Are you sure this is the right way?” Carolyn asked. “This road doesn’t look like it leads anywhere.”
“Isn’t this the way a lot of horror movies start out?” Eve added.
“This is the way the GPS said to go,” Sam told them.
“Yes,” Carolyn replied, “but you said you didn’t trust the thing!”
Sam smiled and said, “Don’t worry, we’re headin’ the right way. I studied the map real good before we ever started. At least this road’s paved . . . sort of. There are plenty out here that aren’t.”
The smaller road wound through low, rocky hills. In places the route was cut through bluffs and ridges, so that rough walls loomed on both sides of the vehicle. They rattled over a couple of old plank bridges spanning deep, dry washes. Phyllis thought the landscape looked a lot like that in the Western movies Sam loved so much.
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