When El turned again to me, I was ready, or thought I was. But she saw right through me to my stubborn core of indifference. Nevertheless, she encouraged me, prompted me with, "Isn't she beautiful?"
"Oh, yes," I replied.
"And smart."
"The smartest."
Later that evening, when the brilliant monstrance of her new religion was safely tucked away in the nursery under the sleepless eyes of the night jennies, Eleanor rebuked me. "Are you so selfish that you can't accept Ellen as your daughter? Does it have to be your seed or nothing? I know what happened to you was shitty and unfair, and I'm sorry. I really am. I wish to hell the slug got me instead. I don't know why it missed me. Maybe the next one will be more accurate. Will that make you happy?"
"No, El, don't talk like that. I can't help it. Give me time."
Eleanor reached over and put an arm around me. "I'm sorry," she said. "Forgive me. It's just that I want us to be happy, and I feel so guilty."
"Don't feel guilty. It's not your fault. I knew the risk involved in being with you. I'm an adult. I can adapt. And I do love Ellen. Before long she'll have her daddy wrapped around her little finger."
Eleanor was skeptical, but she wanted so much to believe me. That night she invited herself to my bedroom. We used to have an exceptional sex life. Sex for us was a form of play, competition, and truth-telling. It used to be fun. Now it's a job. The shaft of my penis is bruised by the normal bend and torque of even moderate lovemaking. My urethra is raw from the jets of scalding semen when I come. Of course I use special condoms and lubricants for the seared, without which I would blister El's vagina, but it's still not comfortable for either of us. El tries to downplay her discomfort by saying things like, "You're hot, baby," but she can't fool me. When we made love that night, I pulled out before ejaculating. El tried to draw me back inside, but I wouldn't go. She took my sheathed penis in her hands, but I said not to bother. I hadn't felt the need for a long time.
In the middle of the night, when I rose to go to my dungeon, Eleanor stirred and whispered, "Hate me if you must, but please don't blame the baby."
I ask my new belt how many eyebrow hairs an average person of my race, sex, and age has. The belt can access numerous encyclopedias to do simple research like this. Five hundred fifty in each eyebrow, it replies in its neuter voice. That's one thousand one hundred altogether, plenty of fuel to light my investigation. I pluck another and say, "Fred."
For Fred is a complete surprise to me. I had never formed a relationship with a clone before. They are service people. They are interchangeable. They wait on us in stores and restaurants. They clip our hair. They perform the menialities we cannot, or prefer not, to assign to machines. How can you tell one joan or jerome from another anyway? And what could you possibly talk about? Nice watering can you have there, kelly. What's the weather like up there, steve?
But Fred is different. From the start he's brought me fruit and cakes reputed to fortify tender digestive tracts, sunglasses, soothing skin creams, and a hat with a duckbill visor. He seems genuinely interested in me, even comes down to chat after his shift. I don't know why he's so generous. Perhaps he never recovered from the shock of first meeting me, freshly seared and implacably aggrieved.
Perhaps he recognizes that I'm the one around here most in need of his protection.
When I was ready to start sleeping with Eleanor again and I needed some of those special thermal condoms, my belt couldn't locate them on any of the shoppers, not even on the medical supply ones, so I asked Fred. He said he knew of a place and would bring me some. He returned I he next day with a whole shopping bag of special pharmaceuticals for the cellular challenged: vitamin supplements, suppositories, plaque-fighting tooth soap, and knee and elbow braces. He brought 20 dozen packages of condoms, and he winked as he stacked them on the table. He brought more stuff he left in the bag.
I reached into the bag. There were bottles of cologne and perfume, sticks of waxy deodorant, air fresheners and odor eaters. "Do I stink?" I said.
"Like cat's piss, sir. No offense."
I lifted my hand to my nose, but I couldn't smell anything. Then I remembered the "stinkers" on the Moon shuttle, and I knew how I smelled. I wondered how Eleanor, during all those months, could have lived with me, eaten with me, and never mentioned it.
There was more in the bag: mouthwash and chewing gum. "My breath stinks too?"
In reply, Fred crossed his eyes and inflated his cheeks.
I thanked him for shopping for me, and especially for his frankness.
"Don't mention it, sir," he said. "I'm just glad to see you back in the saddle, if you catch my drift."
III
Two days ago was Ellen's first birthday. Unfortunately, Eleanor had to be away in Europe. Still, she arranged a little holo birthday party with her friends. Thirty-some people sat around, mesmerized by the baby, who had recently begun to walk. Only four of us, baby Ellen, a jenny, a russ, and I, were there in realbody. When I arrived and sat down, Ellen made a beeline for my lap. People laughed and said, "Daddy's girl."
I had the tundra dream again last night. I walked through the canopy lock right out into the white, frozen, endless tundra. The feeling was one of escape, relief, security.
My doctor gave me a complete physical last week. She said I had reached equilibrium with my condition. This was as good as it would get. Lately, I have been exercising. I have lost a little weight and feel somewhat stronger. But my joints ache something terrible and my doctor says they'll only get worse. She prescribed an old-time remedy: aspirin.
Fred left us two months ago. He and his wife succeeded in obtaining berths on a new station orbiting Mars. Their contracts are for five years with renewal options. Since arriving there, he's visited me in holo a couple times, says their best jump pilot is a stinker. And they have a stinker cartographer. Hint, hint.
Last week I finally purchased a personality bud for my belt system. It's having a rough time with me because I refuse to interact with it. I haven't even given it a name yet. I can't think of any suitable one. I call it "Hey, you," or "You, belt." Eleanor's chief of staff has repeated her offer to educate it for me, but I declined. In fact, I told her that if any of them breach its shell even once, I will abort it and start over with a new one.
Today at noon, we had a family crisis. The jenny on duty acquired a nosebleed while her backup was off running an errand. I was in the kitchen when I heard Ellen crying. In the nursery I found a hapless russ holding the kicking and screaming baby. The jenny called from the open bathroom door, "I'm coming. One minute, Ellie, I'm coming." When Ellen saw me she reached for me with her fat little arms and howled.
"Give her to me," I ordered the russ. His face reflected his hesitation. "It's all right," I said.
"One moment, sir," he said and tongued for orders. "Okay, here." He gave me Ellen who wrapped her arms around my neck. "I'll just go and help Merrilee," he said, relieved, as he crossed to the bathroom. I sat down and put Ellen on my lap. She looked around, caught her breath, and resumed crying; only this time it was an easy, mournful wail.
"What is it?" I asked her. "What does Ellen want?" I reviewed what little I knew about babies. I felt her forehead, though I knew babies don't catch sick anymore. And Willi evercleans, they don't require constant changing. The remains of lunch sat on the tiny, so she'd just eaten A bellyache? Sleepy? Teething pains? Early on. Ellen was frequently feverish and irritable as her converted body sloughed off the remnants of the little boy chassis she'd overwritten. I wondered why during my year of brooding, I'd never grieved for him. Was it because he never had a soul? Because he never got beyond the purely data stage of recombination? Because he never owned a body? And what about Ellen, did she have her own soul, or did the original one stay through the conversion? And if it did, would it hate us for what we've done to its body?
Ellen cried, and the russ stuck his head out the bathroom every few moments to check on us. This angered me. What did they think I was goi
ng to do? Drop her? Strangle her? I knew they were watching me, all of them: the chief of staff, the security chief. They might even have awakened Eleanor in Hamburg or Paris where it was after midnight. No doubt they had a contingency plan for anything I might do.
"Don't worry, Ellie," I crooned. "Mama will be here in just a minute."
"Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming," said Eleanor's sleep-hoarse voice.
Ellen, startled, looked about, and when she didn't see her mother, bawled louder and more boldly. The jenny, holding a blood-soaked towel to her nose, peeked out of the bathroom.
I bounced Ellen on my knee. "Mama's coming, Mama's coming, but in the meantime, Sam's going to show you a trick. Wanna see a trick? Watch this." I pulled a strand of hair from my head. The bulb popped as it ignited, and the strand sizzled along its length. Ellen quieted in mid-fuss, and her eyes went wide. The russ burst out of the bathroom and sprinted toward us, but stopped and stared when he saw what I was doing. I said to him, "Take the jenny and leave us."
"Sorry, sir, I . . ." The russ paused, then cleared his throat. "Yes, sir, right away." He escorted the jenny, her head tilted back, from the suite.
"Thank you," I said to Eleanor.
"I'm here." We turned and found Eleanor seated next to us in an ornately carved, wooden chair. Ellen squealed with delight, but did not reach for her mother. Already by six months she had been able to distinguish between a holobody and a real one. Eleanor's eyes were heavy, and her hair mussed. She wore a long silk robe, one I'd never seen before, and her feet were bare. A sliver of jealousy pricked me when I realized she had probably been in bed with a lover. But what of it?
In a sweet voice, filled with the promise of soft hugs, Eleanor told us a story about a kooky caterpillar she'd seen that very day in a park in Paris. She used her hands on her lap to show us how it walked. Baby Ellen leaned back into my lap as she watched, and I found myself rocking her ever so gently. There was a squirrel with a bushy red tail involved in the story, and a lot of grown-up feet wearing very fashionable shoes, but I lost the gist of the story, so caught up was I in the voice that was telling it. El's voice spoke of an acorn who lost its cap and ladybugs coming to tea, but what it said was, I made you from the finest stuff. You are perfect. I will never let anyone hurt you. I love you always.
The voice shifted gradually, took an edge, and caused me the greatest sense of loss. It said, "And what about my big baby?"
"I'm okay," I said.
El told me about her day. Her voice spoke of schedules and meetings, a leader who lost his head, and diplomats coming to tea, but what it said was, You're a grown man who is capable of coping. You are important to me. I love it when you tease me and make me want you. It gives me great pleasure and takes me out of myself for a little while. Nothing is perfect, but we try. I will never hurt you. I love you always. Please don't leave me.
I opened my eyes. Ellen was a warm lump asleep on my lap, fist against cheek, lips slightly parted. I brushed her hair from her forehead with my sausage-like finger and traced the round curve of her cheek and chin. I must have examined her for quite a while, because when I looked up, Eleanor was waiting to catch my expression.
I said, "She has your eyebrows."
Eleanor laughed a powerful laugh. "Yes, my eyebrows," she laughed, "poor baby."
"No, they're her nicest feature."
"Yes, well, and what's happened to yours?"
"Nervous habit," I said. "I'm working on my chest hair now."
"In any case, you seem better."
"Yes, I believe I've turned the corner."
"Good, I've been so worried."
"In fact, I have just now thought of a name for my belt valet."
"Yes?" she said, relieved, interested.
"Skippy."
She laughed a belly laugh, "Skippy? Skippy?" Her face was lit with mirthful disbelief.
"Well, he's young," I said.
"Very young, apparently."
"Tomorrow I'm going to teach him how to hold a press conference." I didn't know I was going to say that until it was said.
"I see." Eleanor's voice hardened. "Thank you for warning me. What will it be about?"
"I'm sorry. That just came out. I guess it'll be a farewell. And a confession."
I could see the storm of calculation in Eleanor's face as her host of advisors whispered into her ear. Had I thrown them a curve? Come up with something unexpected? "What sort of confession?" she said. "What do you have to confess?"
"That I'm seared."
"That's not your fault, and no one will want to know anyway."
"Maybe not, but I've got to say it. I want people to know that I'm dying."
"We're all dying. Every living thing dies."
"Some faster than others."
"Sam, listen to me. I love you."
I knew that she did, her voice said so. "I love you too, but I don't belong here anymore."
"Yes, you do, Sam. This is your home."
I looked around me at the solid limestone wall, at the oak tree outside the window and the duck pond beyond. "It's very nice. I could have lived here, once."
"Sam, don't decide now. Wait till I return. Let's discuss it."
"Too late, I'm afraid."
She regarded me for several moments and said, "Where will you go?" By her question, I realized she had come to accept my departure, and I felt cheated. I had wanted more of a struggle. I had wanted an argument, enticements, tears, brave denial. But that wouldn't have been my El, my plan-for-everything Eleanor.
"Oh, I don't know," I said. "Just tramp around for a while, I guess. See what's what. Things have changed since the last time I looked." I stood up and held out the sleeping baby to El, who reached for her before we both remembered El was really in Europe. I placed Ellen in her crib and tucked her in. I kissed her cheek and quickly wiped it, before my kiss could burn her skin.
When I turned, El was standing, arms outstretched. She grazed my chest with her disembodied fingers. "Will you at least wait for me to give you a proper farewell? I can be there in four hours."
I hadn't intended to leave right away. I had just come up with the idea, after all. I needed to pack. I needed to arrange travel and accommodations. This could take days. But then I realized I was gone already and that I had everything I'd need: Skippy around my waist, my credit code, and the rotting stink of my body to announce me wherever I went.
She said, "At least stay in touch." A single tear slid down her face. "Don't be a stranger."
Too late for that too, dear El.
We were out of our minds with joy. Joy in full bloom and out of control, like weeds in our manicured lives.
WILLY IN THE NANO-LAB
Geoffrey A. Landis
A physicist engaged in doing solar cell research, Geoffrey A. Landis is a frequent contributor to Analog and to Asimov's Science Fiction, and has also sold stories to markets such as Interzone, Amazing and Pulphouse. Landis is not a prolific writer, by the high-production standards of the genre, but he is popular. His story "A Walk in the Sun" won him a Nebula and a Hugo Award, his story "Ripples in the Dirac Sea" won him a Nebula Award, and his story "Elemental" was on the Final Hugo Ballot a few years back. His first book was the collection, Myths, Legends, and True History. He lives in Brook Park, Ohio.
WILLY IN THE NANO-LAB
Willy made a nano-critter,
set it on his little sister.
It dissolved her into goo,
reassembled her as a kangaroo.
Little Willy, oh so clever,
put more nano-machines together.
Willy wasn't quite so smart:
they took Willy right apart.
It wasn't quite the thing to do;
dissolved his playroom into goo.
Now California's just goo that's gray
we didn't need it anyway.
—Geoffrey A. Landis
FURTHER READING
NOVELS:
Blood Music, Greg Bear
Queen
of Angels, Greg Bear
Dispora, Greg Egan
Queen City Jazz, Kathleen Ann Goonan
Evolution's Shore, Ian McDonald
Necroville, Ian McDonald
Griffin's Egg, Michael Swanwick
Stations of the Tide, Michael Swanwick
ANTHOLOGIES:
Nanodreams, edited by Elton Elliott
COLLECTIONS:
Vacuum Diagrams, Stephen Baxter
Fractal Paisleys, Paul Di Filippo
Ribofunk, Paul Di Filippo
Axiomatic, Greg Egan
The Nanotech Chronicles, Michael F. Flynn
NON-FICTION:
Engines of Creation, K. Eric Drexler
Great Mambo Chicken and the Transhuman Condition, Ed Regis
Digital Delirium, edited by Arthur & Marilouise Kroker
SHORT STORIES
"Dogged Persistence," Kevin J. Anderson
"Statesmen," Poul Anderson
"Sins of the Mothers," Arlan Andrews
"Matter's End," Gregory Benford
"Down Under Crater Billy," Stephen Burns
"Death in the Promised Land," Pat Cadigan
"Life on the Moon," Tony Daniel
"Fidelity," Greg Egan
"The Mind's Place," Gregory Feeley
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