by John Ringo
“Does she dream of me?” McCanoc shouted angrily. “Does she dream of me on top of her, Edmund, when you are holding her in her nightmares?!”
“Not anymore,” Edmund called in a bored tone. “Frankly, Dionys, she’s pretty much gotten it out of her system. Other important things to do. Sorry. Four minutes.”
Herzer couldn’t see what McCanoc was doing but from the injured squeal of the horse he guessed that Dionys had reined it around sharply.
“It’s so hard to get good opponents,” Edmund sighed.
“I think this force is just about good enough, Baron,” one of the militiamen said. “As opponents I mean.”
“Really? You call that taunting? I’ve heard better taunting from children. I was half expecting him to say ‘neener, neener, neener.’ That’s the quality of taunting you get these days.”
“Great,” Cruz muttered. “Somebody want to tell me what’s happening?”
“He’s gone back to his force and is exhorting them,” Edmund said. “Probably about as well as he was taunting me, from the looks on their faces. They don’t like this one bit. Now he’s riding around behind them. That’s where he’s got his men-at-arms, too, probably to make sure the Changed keep going. And now, they’re moving forward. Right down the road. Blood Lords, archers, stand by!”
“When are you going to have us stand up?” Herzer asked.
“When they’re in pilum range,” Edmund replied. “I can’t believe he didn’t put me together with you guys. For the stupidity of our foes, may we always be thankful.”
“Probably thought you rode ahead,” Herzer said, listening to the approaching force. Their feet could be felt pounding the ground and there was a deep-toned continuous wah-wah-wah from them. “I wouldn’t have believed we could march that fast, either, especially with the archers.”
“Keep those pilums down!” Edmund called.
“Squat in your positions,” Herzer added as some of the militia archers started firing their short bows. He could hear the sharper notes of Bast’s bow as well and was fairly sure that each of the hissing shafts had found its mark from the occasional scream in the distance. “Pilums across your knees, shields leaning against the wall.”
“Wait for it!” Talbot called, swinging his hammer idly in one hand. “Wait for it…”
“So, where are you going on your holidays?” Cruz asked the air.
“UP AND AT ’EM!”
Herzer stood up and in one smooth motion drove the pilum outward into the first shield he saw. The missile penetrated the shield, and the orc that had been carrying it was suddenly burdened by an additional weight out on a long shaft. He stopped to struggle with the weapon and an arrow took him in the throat.
Herzer hadn’t really seen the by-play since he stooped to pick up one of the additional pilums at his feet and drove it, in turn, into a shield, then drew his sword and settled down to the serious business of survival.
The orcs came in wave after wave, most of them shredded by arrow fire before they could ever reach the defenses. The militia had fallen back, leaving a double line of the Blood Lords across the narrow strip of road, and although the orcs crashed into the line again and again, they could neither push it back nor run it over. They first had to clamber up the parapet and then face the shields of the Blood Lords with their swords licking out to rend faces, arms, bodies. Even if they made it into or through the first line, the second was there to finish them off as the unfortunate orcs ran into a threshing machine of stabbing swords from the front, back and sides.
A few managed to make it all the way through that, only to face a wall of polearms wielded by the infantry. These weapons, most of them axelike halberds, quickly chopped any survivors into gobs.
Herzer hadn’t been able to follow the ebb and flow of the fight, but he could tell when the orcs finally started to break. They had three times faced the Blood Lords and on each occasion they had been chopped to bits. Now, in the face of the defenses and the steady line of legionnaires and the air filled with arrows, they could face it no more. First singly, then in groups, then enmasse they streamed back down the hill. Those that survived.
As the last orc fell back from the parapet, Herzer was able to look around. There were dead Changed everywhere, on the parapet, in the trench and in piles in front of the wall. There were some familiar faces missing as well and he vaguely recalled someone filling in the gap next to him. He looked to his right and instead of the accustomed Deann it was Pedersen, the third decuri leader.
“Deann?” he gasped, lowering his sword and reaching for his hip flask for a drink of water.
“Hit bad,” Pedersen replied. “They took her back to the aid station.”
“Where’s the baron?” he asked, looking around.
“Group of orcs are trying to flank us down by the river,” Stahl replied. “He rode down there to cut them off.”
“Shit,” was all he said, looking down the hill. McCanoc was reining his horse back and forth furiously and then finally pointed it up the hill and started to charge.
“Look at that dumb bastard,” Herzer muttered, finishing off his water and pulling out a rag to wipe his blood-covered sword. “I bet he doesn’t make it five meters past the first range mark.”
“I dunno,” Cruz said from his left. “He’s running pretty fast. What are you betting?”
“Never mind,” Herzer said, dropping the cloth. He had heard the twang of Bast’s arrow and had seen it fly straight and true. And bounce off something in mid air. “I think we’re in trouble.”
More arrows flew through the air and the massive horse first faltered and then fell on its side, legs kicking in agony as it squealed in pain. But the figure in black armor hit the ground lightly, as if supported, and leapt to his feet, charging forward and bellowing incoherently. As he did a mist seemed to form around him, a black cloud that reached out to the wounded on either side, and where he passed they twitched and groaned no more.
When McCanoc reached the parapet he leapt into the air, an impossible, obviously enhanced leap that carried him well above the parapet and onto the ground beyond. He was wielding a two-handed sword as if it was a feather, and as he swept it from side to side the blade clove through heavy wooden shields and steel armor as if they were cloth.
In a moment, Herzer saw a half a dozen of the second rank of the Blood Lords fall and he charged forward, screaming, to slam into the back of his much larger opponent.
Dionys wasn’t even rocked by the blow, but he spun around as a power field cast Herzer back with a shower of sparks. Herzer found himself enmeshed in a black cloud and he could feel his strength slipping away from whatever program was running the nannite cloud.
“Well, if it isn’t my old buddy, Herzer,” Dionys said raising his sword. “Time to learn the penalty of betrayal.”
Dionys stabbed downward but Herzer was already on his feet with a back roll he would forever afterwards find impossible. He had dropped his shield and as the blade swept down he parried it despairingly only to have his sword lopped off just above the guard. He backpedaled and picked up one of the spare pilums but Dionys leapt the distance between them and slashed downwards just as he was raising it. The power blade swept around, cleaving through the pilum and taking off most of Herzer’s left hand with it.
Herzer stumbled backwards clutching at his wrist and snarling. “You’re going down, Dionys,” he said. But he could feel the black cloud sucking his strength away as he said it and his vision was going gray.
“What are you going to do, bleed on me?” Dionys asked, just as a white maelstrom landed on his back.
Azure had been watching the battle with interest. He didn’t really feel he had a side in it, but his humans were certainly having fun and tearing big strips of fur off their opponents. But something about the black figure struck a cord and when the air brought the scent of him to the cat, he recognized someone with whom there was a score to settle.
The power field apparently didn’t recognize that
claws could kill and it had no effect upon the enraged feline. The sixty-kilo cat landed on the back of Dionys’ armor and scrabbled at it, hissing and spitting.
Dionys spun around but the cat had hooked his top claws into the armor’s chinks and was raking for all he was worth. And no matter how McCanoc writhed he could not dislodge the house lion.
Azure, however, did not like the black cloud one bit. It was making him think of going and lying in the sun to sleep it off. Finally, the cat gave up. The armor was proof against his claws and the cloud, ill-tuned as it was to the biology of a feline, was making inroads on his strength. Finally, with a yowl of disappointment, the cat disengaged.
Dionys took a swipe at the white figure as it ran off but missed and turned back to Herzer, just as the boy launched himself through the air. He had watched Azure’s attack and recognized that the power field did not recognize a body within its reach. Despite the pain of his hand and the weakness caused by the cloud he threw himself on Dionys’ shield arm, clasping McCanoc around the waist with his legs and trying to work a dagger into the chink between his cuirass and gorget.
Dionys let out a bellow of anger, shook himself again, stabbing with his sword and trying to rid himself of Herzer. But when he felt the dig of the dagger on the cloth under the armor he threw himself on the ground, slamming Herzer on his back and driving all the air from his lungs.
Herzer found himself on the ground, totally spent. The cloud had seeped the strength from his body and the impact of Dionys on him was the last straw. He felt ribs crack under his opponent’s weight and his dagger flew out of nerveless fingers. As Dionys scrambled to his feet he tried to stand up, roll, anything, but all he could do was lie on the ground and await his fate.
“That’s it,” Dionys muttered, stumbling to his feet and lifting his sword. “I’m tired of you, Herzer.” He raised the sword again, point downward and prepared to thrust just as a saber slashed out from the side and struck his armor in a shower of sparks.
Dionys spun in place and cut back, fast and hard, only to have Bast avoid the blow with a laugh. “You’ll have to do better than that,” she said, dancing backwards. “Nobody roughs up my pretty-boy and gets away with it.”
“Will you people just give up?” Dionys shouted and leapt forward but wherever he slashed the elf was never there, dancing in with a merry chuckle and raking her sword along his armor. “Faster, Dionys McCanoc, faster,” she said. “You need to learn the dance.”
And, indeed, it was a dance she led him as McCanoc furiously chased her around the encampment. Occasionally someone else would attempt to intervene but none of their weapons could pierce the power shield around his armor and Bast laughingly waved them off as blow after blow fell upon his plate. But though she could pierce the power field, she could make not a dent in the armor and after a while there was nothing but the grunting of the giant plate-armored figure and the laughter of the elf. The militia had at first fallen back but now moved forward, watching the swordplay and commenting on it. They were careful, however, to stay far outside the range of the black cloud around McCanoc that seemed to have no effect on the elf.
Herzer found himself lifted to a sitting position by Rachel who frowned at his hand. “This is a right mess,” she said, waving at some stretcher bearers.
Herzer shook his head as they approached. “I want to see,” he said.
“Okay,” she sighed, wrapping his mangled hand in a bandage. “We’ll wait. But I think we’re all doomed. Bast can’t get through his armor and all he needs is one lucky blow. Oh, hell.”
“Bast,” Edmund said, stepping to the edge of the duel. “Feel like tagging out?”
Herzer didn’t know where he’d come from; it was as if he’d just appeared. The boy wasn’t sure what the old warrior was going to do against the nannite cloud and the much larger McCanoc, but having him there was comforting.
“Not… yet,” she replied. The elf, for all her stamina, was slowing down and McCanoc seemed to have unlimited reserves of energy.
“I’m going to kill you,” Dionys said, panting. “Then all the rest of you. Rape Daneh again, rape that bitch daughter, rape your still warm corpse.”
“I don’t think so,” Bast gasped but as she said it her foot turned on a stone. She tried to turn the slip into a cartwheel but Dionys darted forward, his sword licking out, and caught her on the upper thigh. As the bright blue blood spilled out on the ground he raised the sword up, point downward, for a killing thrust.
“My turn,” Edmund said, stepping forward to interpose his shield as Bast scrambled backwards. Some of the militia grabbed her and drew her back into their midst, shielding her from McCanoc’s view.
“Now you, old man?” Dionys said, stepping back and laughing. “Don’t you people give up? My orcs will be up here before long and your damned ‘Blood Lord’ pussies aren’t going to be able to stop them with me in their midst.”
“I see you kenned some armor,” Talbot replied calmly, hefting his hammer.
“Kenned hell, Fukyama could see a good deal when it was presented to him,” McCanoc replied, lifting his visor for a moment. He was far enough back that the cloud barely reached Talbot but he appeared puzzled that it didn’t seem to have any effect. The cloud seemed to be hovering just a short distance from the baron’s armor as if it was afraid to touch it. He looked at it questioningly for a moment and then dropped his visor, dropping into a guard position.
“You can’t defeat me, either, ‘Baron’ Edmund,” he said, stepping forward carefully and jabbing at Edmund with his sword. The hypersharp weapon struck Edmund’s shield but the baron turned the blow aside, letting the point slither off the metal surface.
“No weapon is proof against my armor,” McCanoc continued, circling his smaller opponent. “My blade will go right through your armor and my cloud will kill you even if my blade doesn’t. Nice, isn’t it? It’s a medical protocol that Chansa gifted me with. Your wife will like it, I think. Perhaps I’ll feed her to it, after our child is born. You are going to die, here, Edmund Talbot.”
“I think not,” the baron replied, sighing. “Taunting, taunting, taunting. I halfway expect you to say ‘neener neener.’ So far your cloud doesn’t appear to be working.” He turned aside another blow lightly and stepped to the side, holding his hammer at the ready. “And, you know, Dionys, you really aren’t very good at taunting.”
“D’you think you can do better?” Dionys snapped, leaping forward and driving a blow against Talbot’s shield. This time, Talbot caught the blow full against it and the sword rang as it was stopped by the metal of the shield.
“Oh, yes,” Edmund replied. “What? You don’t think I’d have standard armor, do you? I’m a master-smith. Of course it’s power-armor you twit! As to taunting… Try this.” He thought for a moment then cleared his throat.
“Dionys, thou art a coward. Sooth doth thou send others before thee and refrain from the strife thyself. Thou strikest women yet shirk to strike a man, lest thy pustulent skin be cut by a blade fairer than thy own. Sooth, thou art a coward, McCanoc.”
“What?” Dionys shouted, slamming another blow into the shield. Edmund turned it aside as if it was of no importance and continued.
“Dionys, thou art a braggart. Braggart thou art for nought, for in every contest thou art defeated. Fighter of weaklings and braggarts like thyself, whensoever a true knight face thee, thou runs away. Yet, in sooth, from this cowardly retreat dost thou make brag. McCanoc, thou art a braggart.”
Herzer watched in amazement as the smith started to dance around his much larger opponent, taking blow after blow unfazed and practically singing his taunts as Dionys began slamming out blows in naked fury.
“Dionys, thou art smelly. Thy breath stinks of the rotten ejacula of horses, which, sooth, thou dost love as thy morning drink. Thy body reeks with the stench of fear, and the manure of asparagus-eating goats is better than the smell from thy mustache. McCanoc, thou art a stinker.”
At this Dionys let out a
bellow like none before and began chasing Edmund around the defile. Others got out of their way, laughing now at Edmund’s taunts. Despite McCanoc’s size he could never seem to catch the smith.
“Dionys, thou art ugly. Thy orcs doth not run forward to the fight, but away from thy countenance. Sooth, in the history of the ill-favored, thy name is held in high esteem. Thy whore mother screamed at first sight of thee as the replicator burst open of its own accord in horror. The ill-fortuned persons that were forced to care for thee had to put a pork chop around thy neck to get the dog to play with thee. Further, sooth, when it did, it mistook thy ass for thy face and prefered it to lick. McCanoc, thou art ugly.
“Dionys, thou art stupid. Thrice hast thou attacked us and thrice have we thrown thee back, though we be but, forsooth, a fraction of thy number. Thou art unlettered and hath never read of the term ‘defeat in detail,’ for, assuredly, but those few letters would require all day and the use of both of your pustulent forefingers. But the veriest simpleton canst understand that thine tactics are those of a school-yard bully held back until his tutors at last release him as a man full grown yet unable to manage fingerpainting. The very fact that thou canst breathe must be by the arts of some homunculi or hob, smarter than thou, who doth sit upon thy shoulder and whisper in thy ear, ‘breathe in, breathe out’ else surely thou wouldst cease in this vital activity for lack of thought. Canst thou walk and chew bubble gum at the same time it is asked and I cry ‘Nay’ for I have found you, face down, the bubble gum before you upon the ground as proof.
“McCanoc, thou art stupid.”
“And that,” he finished taking another blow on the shield and stopping his dance, “is how a professional insults someone! Now, go away, or I’ll start in on Arabic you miserable mound of gelatinous pus!”
Herzer wished that he could see Dionys’ face; he figured he was just about to have a stroke. His voice was hoarse and it sounded almost as if he was crying.
“You’re going to pay for that Edmund Talbot!” McCanoc yelled, slamming his own shield into Edmund’s and then striking with his sword. Edmund turned both attacks with almost contemptuous ease and slapped the sword blade aside with his hammer. Herzer noticed that while McCanoc was winded, Edmund appeared as fresh as when the contest had started.