The Lighter Side of Large

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by Becky Siame


  Jae’s eyes light up. “That’s fantastic. Who made the offer? What’s the book going to be about?”

  “No, no,” I shake my head and stand, pulling Jae up with me. “Let’s talk later. Right now I want to get on the dance floor and show off my man.”

  “But what if my lava lava comes undone?” he panics.

  I stand on my tip-toes - I discarded the shoes when we arrived at the reception hall - and kiss his nose. “I don’tmind. I love you as you are.”

  “And I love you as you are, Bella,” Jae replies, and returns the kiss on my lips. “By the way, what are you doing next weekend?”

  “Next weekend? I don’t know. Why?” I ask, wrapping my arms around his neck.

  He pulls me close. “How does skydiving sound?”

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Becky Siame (1978) was born in Christchurch, New Zealand, but grew up in Australia, and returned to New Zealand in 2005 where she is currently enjoying the picturesque scenery and down to earth culture of her homeland. Although her biological roots are African Zimbabwean/New Zealand, She was adopted into a ‘white’ New Zealand family and is the youngest of the family with three elder siblings. She is also the proud mother of 2 children and is currently home schooling them whilst she works as a Author/motivational speaker from home. Her entrepreneurial accomplishments have been featured on prime time tv news programs ‘A Current Affair’ and ‘Campbell Live’, and also in prominent national Newspapers in Australia and New Zealand.

  Her first book “The Lighter Side of Large” was a labour of love and is based on her own personal experiences of being a ‘black girl’ growing up in a white society and her own weight-loss struggles.

  Becky Siame is a professional speaker, life coach, and author, whose life has been one of pushing the boundaries. Becky Siame has an incredible gift to touch the heart as well as the mind.

  The status quo can induce ‘rut-thinking’ and Becky will challenge your presupposed ideas in helping you explore ways to unblock your life and your future, to help you to enter new vistas of vision and achievement. Her easy and engaging style, and willingness to share ALL where absolutely nothing is held sacred will inspire and delight.

  For public speaking engagements please visit www.PushingTheBoundaries.com.

  SAMOAN GLOSSARY

  aiga - extended family

  alofa - love

  A’u Atua - God

  Biutiful la lelei la’itiiti - beautiful young one

  fa’afetai e Atua - Thank God

  fa’amolemole - please

  Fa’a Samoa - Samoan Way

  fanau O lau fanau - grandchildren

  ga’o - lard

  Iesu, Fa’amolemole fesoasoani mai - Jesus, please help me

  komo mai tainga - dumb bitch

  lava lava - sarong; skirt

  lelei - good

  Lo matou Tama e, o I le laqi, ia Paia lou Suafa. Ia oo mai

  lou Malo, ia faia lou finagolo - Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. They kingdom come, Thy will be done

  matai - chief of the extended family (aiga)

  muli lapo’a - fat ass

  ‘O fea aga oute alu sala - Where did I go wrong?

  Oute alofa ie oe - I love you

  oute le malamalama - I don’t understand

  pa’umutu - wanton woman

  Tina matua o le aiga - female elder of the family

  Table of Contents

  The Lighter Side of Large

  PROLOGUE

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO

  CHAPTER THREE

  CHAPTER FOUR

  CHAPTER FIVE

  CHAPTER SIX

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  CHAPTER NINE

  CHAPTER TEN

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  CHAPTER FOURTEEN

  CHAPTER FIFTEEN

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN

  CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

  CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

  CHAPTER NINETEEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY

  CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

  CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

  CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

  CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  SAMOAN GLOSSARY

 

 

 


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