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by David Tallerman


  Lugos picked that moment to turn part way around and shout back, "Hold your ground, you sons of whores!"

  An instant later, we were failing to do precisely that.

  Many of the riders were wielding outstretched short bows. As the head of their group dashed for the diminishing gap, the tail fanned out and slowed, and those archers unleashed a volley in our direction. If it was clumsy, it was no less devastating, since no one was prepared to stand and be shot at. Those that didn't go down under the fire panicked and broke in all directions. I stood like an idiot, watching black shafts plummet through the air towards me. It was a few moments before I even realised I hadn't been shot.

  At least I was still close to Lugos. I saw that he was pointing and screaming something. There was an arrow embedded in his shoulder, with the tip just visible above his shoulder blade, though he seemed not to have noticed. He wasn't pointing at me but past me, towards the back of our beleaguered platoon. I followed his finger.

  There was the giant, Saltlick. He waited motionless, with arrows raining around him and a couple stuck in him, one jutting from his chest and another above his knee. He was faring better than young Leon, who hung limp below the giant's waist, yet another arrow broken off in his neck.

  "You," Lugos screeched, "get up there! Make that bastard monster do something useful!"

  Well, I wasn't about to do that, though I didn't mind the idea of having my own giant. "How do I make it obey me?"

  Lugos looked like he wanted to kill me for my stupidity. Instead, he caught my arm and broke into a run.

  Our shattered platoon had dissolved into a sheep pen with a dozen wolves at one end. The Castovalians knew why we were there, and that every moment's delay would cost them dearly. So they were herding us. A few had hung back to keep the way open while the remainder drove on for the hilltop. The stragglers continued to plunge through us like a sword through butter, spreading waves of bodies to either side. One rider swung so close that I could clearly make out the tang of his horse's sweat and hear its laboured breathing.

  Lugos followed its passage with his eyes and happened to notice his shoulder, with the fletching protruding there.

  "Shit," he said quietly.

  This time, I gripped his arm – the one that wasn't leaking blood, sadly – and led him. "The giant," I reminded him.

  When he looked up his eyes were glassy. "There's an arrow in my arm," he said resentfully.

  "We all have our problems," I replied, and kept dragging.

  The giant still hadn't moved by the time we reached him. Both sides were avoiding him now. The last few horsemen were almost past us and my erstwhile colleagues, despite fleeing every which way, had somehow managed to leave this one area clear. I saw him properly then for the first time. Apart from a cloth skirt around his waist, he wore nothing except a leather harness strapped around his shoulders and chest. It supported a sort of wooden platform, like a horizontal stocks, that fitted round his neck. Poor Leon dangled from a tether attached to one corner, his last expression one of total bafflement.

  "Hello again, Saltlick," I called.

  The giant ignored me.

  "How do I make him listen?" I asked Lugos.

  His concentration had drifted back to the wound in his shoulder. I shook him gently.

  "Lugos, we need the giant. To protect ourselves."

  He looked at me.

  "To protect you, sir," I corrected.

  "The giant?"

  "That giant." I pointed.

  "Oh." He looked up. "Saltlick. Saltlick. Listen to me, you pig's arse."

  Saltlick's gaze drifted towards us. I couldn't read any expression on those vast, impassive features.

  "It's me, Lugos. Lugos, who was appointed over you by Moaradrid himself. This man here…" He paused, and hissed, "What's your name?" Then, "This man, Easie Damasco, is your new rider, do you hear? You'll do whatever he tells you, until you hear otherwise from Moaradrid or me."

  Saltlick nodded slowly.

  "Good," Lugos said, "that's good."

  He crumpled backwards.

  I assumed he'd just fainted, since his wound didn't look mortal. My first urge was to kick him, but glancing downhill, I saw Moaradrid's main force drifting up the slope. If I were going to make good my newfound advantage, I'd have to do it quickly. I gave Lugos's prone body a rueful glance and turned back to examining the giant. There was no obvious way up his front that didn't involve climbing Leon's corpse, so I darted round to inspect the back. The harness there included a net that hung as far as the hem of the cloth skirt. That still left a gap nearly as high as I was. I began to wonder seriously about my plan. What if the giant wasn't as passive as he seemed? What if he took badly to me climbing his back? One swat would turn me to paste.

  Moaradrid's troops were getting nearer. Saltlick was my best hope for escape, and even for revenge. That suddenly seemed a real and pressing concern, for – standing there amidst broken bodies, some of whom I'd been playing cards with a few hours ago – I felt an uncharacteristic anger building. Who was Moaradrid to behave like this, to drag me into his wretched plans? Suddenly I was almost shaking with fury.

  I leaped up, caught the lowest cord of the netting, and scrabbled with my feet against Saltlick's thigh. He didn't flinch. I put all my strength into hurling one arm up for a higher hold, brought the other in behind and, bunching my body, managed to get a foothold. It was relatively easy from there. Not once did the giant try to help or resist me.

  I clambered to the platform. The webbing continued across its width, and there was a pole jutting from the outer edge, both presumably intended for the rider to hang onto. Suddenly aware of how high up I was, I did just that. For a few moments I could only kneel there, hanging on for dear life.

  Then somebody called out nearby, and I knew somehow it was directed at me. When I dared to look up, I saw that a large force was still pursuing the Castovalian escapees – pretty hopelessly, I thought, since they were out of sight now – and that a small detachment of horsemen had broken off towards us. Their leader was pointing and shouting in my direction. There wasn't much left of my platoon. Those still standing had spread over quite a distance, and were wandering aimlessly. Odds were that the new arrivals were on their way to restore order before anyone got any funny ideas.

  It was a little late for that.

  "Saltlick, can you hear me?"

  No answer.

  "Saltlick, are you listening?"

  "Listen."

  I'd never heard his voice before. It was astonishingly deep. The syllables rubbed together like millstones grinding.

  "Good. Saltlick, how would you feel about getting out of here? Going home? No more fighting, no more being told what to do?"

  He took a while to respond, and I wondered if he'd failed to understand again. For all I knew he liked being there, and would turn me in right then, or just crush my skull for disloyalty.

  "No more fight?"

  "Not if I can help it. Would you like that?"

  "No more fight," he agreed.

  I grinned, and slapped him firmly on the shoulder.

  "Then, Saltlick, it's about time we got out of here."

  CHAPTER 3

  I'd made enemies of two armies in the space of less than a day.

  The survivors from the Castovalian force wouldn't look kindly on my serving against them, however much I might point out that I'd been coerced and done nothing by way of actual fighting. At least the odds of my ever being recognised were slim. Moaradrid's party were a more immediate concern. With the battle over it wouldn't take them long to do a head count and notice one of their giants was missing. I had a decent start, but that wouldn't help much. Fast riders could run us down in no time. All in all, it was a bad fix I'd got myself into.

  I was about to make it far worse.

  I'd taken a gamble, and directed Saltlick back towards our campsite of the night before – or more precisely, towards where the handful of tents still stood. I reasoned that, while i
t would lengthen our route if they came after us, there was a chance our pursuers would think we were on some official business and leave us alone.

  Sure enough, the horsemen who'd been tailing us turned back before we'd gone very far. I heaved a sigh of relief and called for Saltlick to stop.

  We were on the edge of the camp proper, some way downhill from where we'd spent the night. There were two dozen tents of various sizes, accompanied by carts, wagons and the oxen that drew them, grey ghosts of campfires, and countless piles of refuse. The ground had been churned into mud, by feet and hooves last night and by the rain this morning, which had eased now to a fine drizzle. It looked more than anything as if the river had flooded and subsided in the space of a few hours. I was pleased to note that there weren't many people around. Those who hadn't been involved in the fighting, craftsmen, menials and the like, had gone to gawp at the battlefield or were busy looting from the dead. There were few guards. Presumably, Moaradrid didn't want able bodies idle in his camp while a battle was raging. Most of what was worth stealing was out there anyway, in the shape of weapons and armour.

  It was sound logic. I couldn't help wondering, though, if anyone would go to fight wearing a burdensomely heavy coin bag. Further, I'd spied one tent larger and much grander than the others, guarded by two soldiers who wore the narrow-bladed scimitars favoured by plainsmen. I didn't doubt they knew how to use them. Both looked as if they could chop me into offal without thought or effort. They were likely from Moaradrid's personal guard, which meant that this was Moaradrid's tent.

  I had no rational justification for what I was planning. It was insanity, and I knew it. My only excuse was that I was still seething at the indignities I'd suffered, at the lives Moaradrid had so casually thrown away and the fact that one of them had nearly been mine. If I'd spent that life in trouble of one sort or another, it had always been trouble personal to me. To have it endangered by someone who didn't even know the name Damasco seemed somehow infinitely worse. I felt an overpowering need to scratch that name into Moaradrid's memory.

  If I couldn't do that, I could at least ruin his day. Anyway, that glimpse of his coin purse had made a real impression.

  Still, I wasn't suicidal.

  "There's something I want to do, Saltlick," I said, "down in that tent. I'm going to talk to the guards, and hopefully they'll give me what I ask for, but maybe they won't, and maybe they'll try and hurt me instead. If that happens can I count on you to back me up?"

  I was still perched precariously on his shoulder, hanging for dear life from the pole and netting. All I could see of his face consisted of one cauliflower ear, a cheek like an upturned dinner bowl, and hints of eye and mouth. It was difficult trying to talk to him, and disconcerting. I had no way to judge what effect my words were having, if any. When he didn't answer, I assumed he'd failed to follow my meaning.

  "If they attack me, will you fight them?"

  "No more fight."

  I was impressed by how much meaning he crammed into those three syllables.

  "I know that's what I said, and I meant it. I'm not asking you to charge in right now and pummel them senseless. I just want to know whether you'll help me if it comes to it, which I'm hopeful and even confident it won't."

  More silence. Either he didn't understand or was sulking. Stealing a giant was already starting to seem like an act of bewildering stupidity, and I resolved to lose him in favour of a horse at the first opportunity. It would likely be faster, certainly less traceable, and the conversation might even be better.

  In the meantime, a change of tactics was in order.

  "First things first, get those arrows out of you. They're unsightly."

  Saltlick plucked out the two arrows he'd received during the fighting, as I would have a thorn that was causing some mild discomfort. He didn't even flinch. The only sign he felt any resentment at being shot was the way he crunched the shafts into splinters before dropping them.

  "That's better. Now, go over to that tent," I said, pointing. "Go along with what I say, and try to look uncomfortable."

  Saltlick lumbered the last distance to the bruise-red pavilion, and came to a halt in front of the two guards. They looked up enquiringly, yet without any obvious surprise that a giant stood in front of them. That was promising as far as my plan was concerned.

  "Business?" asked the one on the right.

  "Urgent, and by direct order of Moaradrid."

  He didn't answer, only continued to scowl at me steadily.

  "He's sent me for the medicine."

  Still no answer. It was obviously going to be a day for one-sided conversations.

  "This one's sick, and maybe some of the others too. Moaradrid's sent us for the bottle of medicine he keeps. He said it was crucial it be brought to him immediately."

  "What's the day word?" interrupted the other guard.

  A number of words immediately went through my head. I doubted any of them were the one he was after. "Moaradrid never said anything about that. Look, as much as I'd like to pass my morning exchanging niceties with you, I have my orders, and I'd rather not be beheaded for disobeying them if it's all the same."

  "No day word, no entry." That was the first guard again.

  Here was my opportunity to abandon the whole foolish endeavour and flee while our absence was still unnoticed. I've never been good at walking away from a challenge though, especially one with the possibility of coin at the end of it. "It occurs to me that I don't even need to go inside," I said. "One of you can go in my place. It's a bottle, about so high, it will likely say medicine or have a picture of a giant on it or some such. Probably glass or perhaps clay. If you could bring it to me then I'll be on my way."

  Neither of them moved so much as an eyelash.

  "Damn it," I cried, "this poor creature has an enflamed gastric distension, and while we're standing here talking it's only going to get worse."

  In a flash of inspiration, I slipped my knife from where I'd been keeping it in my boot, and nicked Saltlick's shoulder. He grunted irritably.

  "Do you really want to be responsible for that? Do you want to be the one cleaning up the mess when it finally bursts?"

  I thought I saw the slightest hint of concern pass across their faces.

  "What does it look like again?" asked the leftmost.

  "A bottle. Of medicine."

  He nodded, and ducked inside the tent flap. A minute passed, and another. Clattering sounds echoed out to us. The flap twitched, finally, and he stepped out. He held up a rounded flask of grey pot.

  "Oh dear," I said, and sighed with theatrical exasperation. "Kneel, Saltlick."

  He obeyed, and I climbed down the netting on his back, trying hard to look as though it wasn't the first time I'd done it. I strode to the guard, snatched the flask from him, and waved it in his face. He actually flinched.

  "Do you know what this is?"

  "Medicine?"

  "No. Not medicine."

  I pulled out the stopper, and sniffed. From the rank, peppery odour, it might actually have been some herbal remedy. I took a long swig – or rather, feigned one, an old trick I'd perfected from hustling at cards. Still, a little slipped down my throat. It tasted worse than it smelled, and I hoped it wasn't poisonous. When I was sure I wouldn't throw up, I grinned, and said, "Medicine for a man's soul, perhaps, but not much good for his body. We'd best return this for when Moaradrid wants to celebrate his victory."

  I moved towards the entrance of the tent.

  An iron grasp on my shoulder held me back. It was the guard who'd brought the bottle out. I stood very still. From the strength in his fingers, I suspected my arm might snap if I didn't.

  "Look," I said, as calmly as I could manage, "why don't you come with me? You can stand sentry just as well inside as out, can't you? Only, I have to find this medicine or we're going to be up to our necks in – well, let's just say we'll all be happier if it doesn't come to that."

  I craned my head to see his face, and tried to ju
dge what was going through his mind. It was about as helpful as watching a tree to see whether it was growing. Eventually, however, he turned to his companion and said, "One minute."

  His grip on my shoulder turned into a shove; I tumbled into the tent. It was very dark inside, and what little light came through the flap was cut off when the guard stepped in behind me. A lamp hung from a bracket inside the smoke hole, an elegant construction of black iron patterned with stars and diamonds of coloured glass, but it was extinguished, as was the hearth beneath it. My escort paced past me, tore the flask I was still carrying from my fingers, and returned it to its place on a low set of shelves to our right. Beside the shelves was a large collapsible table, with maps, charts, and other papers spread over its surface. The only sign of luxury was a few patterned rugs tossed over the dirt floor, seemingly at random. Most of the remaining space was taken up with the bed, a low wooden frame draped with furs.

 

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