by Otto Penzler
Mr. Campion coughed. “Well, the—er—heat, for one thing, don’t you know,” he said with profound uneasiness. “The heat, and one of your concrete walls.”
The inspector swore a little and apologised.
“If anyone could forget this heat he’s welcome,” he said. “What’s the matter with the wall too?”
Mr. Campion bent over the diagram on the boards of the throne. He was very apologetic.
“Here is the angle of the warehouse,” he said, “and here is the sand bin. Here to the left is the lamppost where Johnny Gilchick was found. Further on to the left is the P.C. from Never Street examining a courtyard and temporarily off the scene, while to the right, on the other side of the entrance to Coal Court, is another constable, P.C. someone-or-other, of Phyllis Court. One is apt to—er—think of the problem as though it were contained in four solid walls, two concrete walls, two policemen.”
He hesitated and glanced timidly at the inspector.
“When is a policeman not a concrete wall, Oates? In—er—well, in just such heat … do you think, or don’t you?”
Oates was staring at him, his eyes narrowed.
“Damn it!” he said explosively. “Damn it, Campion, I believe you’re right. I knew it was something so simple that it was staring me in the face.”
They stood together looking down at the diagram. Oates stooped to put a chalk cross at the entrance to the cul-de-sac.
“It was that lamppost,” he said. “Give me that telephone. Wait till I get hold of that fellow.”
While he was carrying on an excited conversation we demanded an explanation from Mr. Campion and he gave it to us at last, mild and apologetic as usual.
“Well, you see,” he said, “there’s the sand bin. The sand bin marks the boundary of two police divisions. Policeman A, very hot and tired, sees a man collapse from the heat under a lamppost on his own territory. The man is a little fellow and it occurs to Policeman A that it would be a simple matter to move him to the next lamppost on the other side of the sand bin, where he would automatically become the responsibility of Policeman B, who is even now approaching. Policeman A achieves the change and is bending over the prostrate figure when his colleague comes up. Since he knows nothing of the bullet wound, the entrance to the cul-de-sac, with its clear view to the café second-floor room, has no significance in his mind. Today, when its full importance must have dawned upon him, he evidently thinks it best to hold his tongue.”
Oates came back from the phone triumphant.
“The first bobby went on leave this morning,” he said. “He was an old hand. He must have spotted the chap was dead, took it for granted it was the heat, and didn’t want to be held up here by the inquest. Funny I didn’t see that in the beginning.”
We were all silent for some moments.
“Then—the girl?” I began at last.
The inspector frowned and made a little grimace of regret.
“A pity about the girl,” he said. “Of course it was probably an accident. Our man who saw it happen said he couldn’t be sure.”
I stared at him and he explained, albeit a little hurriedly.
“Didn’t I tell you? When my sergeant phoned about the alibi he told me. As Josephine crossed the road after visiting the mortuary this morning she stepped under a bus.… Oh yes, instantly.”
He shook his head. He seemed uncomfortable.
“She thought she was making a gesture when she came down to the station, don’t you see? The mob must have told her to swear that no one had been in the upstairs room; that must have been their first story until they saw how the luck lay. So when she came beetling down to us she must have thought she was risking her life to give her Johnny’s murderer away, while instead of that she was simply giving the fellow an alibi.… Funny the way things happen, isn’t it?”
He glanced at Campion affectionately.
“It’s because you don’t get your mind cluttered up with the human element that you see these things so quickly,” he said. “You see everything in terms of A and B. It makes all the difference.”
Mr. Campion, the most gentle of men, made no comment at all.
THE BRADMOOR MURDER
THE QUINTESSENTIALLY American mystery writer Melville Davisson Post (1869–1930), born in West Virginia and a graduate of West Virginia University, who went on to practice law and engage in Democratic politics, surprisingly set many of his stories in England. Sir Henry Marquis, chief of the Criminal Investigation Department of Scotland Yard, appears in The Sleuth of St. James’s Square (1920) and The Bradmoor Murder (1929). A middle-aged Englishman who seems more like an outdoorsman than a policeman, he is a Londoner who directs secret service operations in many faraway places, including Asia and the United States.
The first mysteries by the inventive Post feature Randolph Mason, an unscrupulous lawyer whose last name was given to an honest one by Erle Stanley Gardner when he created Perry Mason. Post’s brilliant innovation gave a fresh look to crime stories. In the past, crooks had been concerned mainly with eluding capture but, in the hands of Randolph Mason, the focus is on avoiding punishment. Since the law is quite specific about what it defines as a crime, Mason finds tiny exceptions and gets his client off. Since Mason’s cases are all based on actual legal loopholes, moralists feared that Post’s stories would serve as handbooks for the villainous. For example, in “The Corpus Delecti,” the first story in the first Mason collection, The Strange Schemes of Randolph Mason (1896), Mason tells his client that the only solution to his problem is for him to kill his wife. The story, and others that followed, spurred much-needed changes in criminal prosecution.
“The Bradmoor Murder” was first published as a three-part serial in The Pictorial Review in 1922; it was first collected in The Bradmoor Murder (New York, Sears, 1929); it was titled The Garden in Asia in England.
MELVILLE DAVISSON POST
“His right hand shall be his enemy. And the son of another shall sit in his seat. I will encourage his right hand to destroy him. And I will bring the unborn through the Gate of Life. And they shall lean upon me. And I will enrich them, and guide their feet and strengthen their hearts. And they shall laugh in his gardens, and sit down in his pleasant palaces.”
I
THE NOTE
WE GOT SOME great men from England in the old day. They don’t permit us to forget it.… Well, we can counter on them. They got Robert Harmscourt, the present Duke of Bradmoor, from us. And he is to-day beyond question, the ablest man in the British Empire. They can say that this American family is only the English branch, and cite their court decision giving it the title, should the English line become extinct. But it won’t do! The man’s an American. And he would have remained an American but for the will of a god. No, the expression is correctly written: not the will of God as we are accustomed to say it—the will of a god! Keep the distinction in mind.
And it wasn’t Lady Joan! True, she sent for him at once, after old Bradmoor’s death, and assembled at her table the three remarkable men concerned with the mystery. But it wasn’t Lady Joan that transformed this American into a peer of England. She’d have gone to America with Harmscourt—she’d already promised.… You can’t doubt it. It wasn’t Lady Joan: it was the will of a god!
You can read what Harmscourt says about it. It’s the very strangest thing that was ever printed.
THE NARRATIVE
The very dining room was extraordinary.
The walls were of bare stone, and the floor had originally been the tamped earthen floor of the cottage. There was a wide, smoked fireplace, and an ancient beamed ceiling.
But the room had been made over by a deft hand.
It was a transformation with a slight expenditure of material; but it was that tremendous transformation which an excellent taste is able to accomplish with even primitive material. The ceiling had been permitted to remain; but the walls had been covered with a blue-gray wash—some dye, I imagine, with a calcimine. An iron grate had been set in
the fireplace, and a board floor laid. It was a floor scarcely better than the wood platform of a tent; but one saw little of it, for it was covered with old rugs—ancient, priceless rugs.
There was an immense mahogany table, a long mahogany sideboard against the wall, with silver knobs, their exterior presenting laurel wreaths inclosing a coat-of-arms carved in relief. The chairs were carved rosewood. There was no cloth on this table; but there was a gorgeous piece of brocade laid right across it, in the center of which was an immense bowl filled with roses. The silver, the glass, every article on the table was exquisite. It was the contrast between these superb furnishings and the crude room that impressed one, as though one should find a jewel mounted in the hull of an acorn.
For a moment the small-talk drifted vaguely by me. I was looking at the empty chair beyond, across the table. It was drawn back, and half-turned away, precisely as the girl had left it when she got up and went out, leaving me to her extraordinary guests, and their strange mission.
Extraordinary is not a word inapplicable to them. I think if one had looked over all England, he could not have selected three men to whom that word would more appropriately apply.
To my right was Henry Marquis, Chief of the Criminal Investigation Department of Scotland Yard. When one says that long, awkward sentence—with “Scotland Yard” at the end of it—one brings up the image of a conventional character in the penny-dreadfuls, or the hatchet-faced detective of Baker Street, with his hypodermic needle; a thin, lemon-colored person, with dreamy eyes, and the like. But—one would not look to see Henry Marquis.
A middle-aged Englishman, with short-cropped gray hair, and the typical figure in the hunting field. There was nothing peculiar about him except his rather long, pale face, and the strong formation of the jaw. One felt that it would be difficult to prevent this man from carrying out any plan upon which he had once determined. But—one would not associate him with mysteries.
If one had been selecting a character to illustrate a personality concerned with mysteries, he would have selected Sir Godfrey Simon, who was sitting farther along to the right of the chair now empty. He was a big, old man. His head was entirely bald; there was not even a faint suggestion of a fringe of hair around the bald head.
The head was immense.
He had a large, crooked nose; shaggy eyebrows; eyes that seemed never open—they were always slits—narrow, like a cat’s eyes; and a big, firm-lipped mouth. He looked like a sphinx. He was the greatest alienist in England. He spoke just then:
“The man was under a curse,” he said; “that’s what killed him!”
I realized suddenly that the conversation had drifted into the thing that these men had been asked here to explain to me. It had begun, and I had missed a little of it. I moved in the chair, and brought my attention swiftly back from the girl who had gone out.
The third man, seated at my left, had half turned to the fire. He had poured out another glass of whisky. When I try to describe this man, I am always embarrassed. Nature took an unreasonable advantage of him. He was the Thirteenth Earl of Dunn, and he looked like a bookmaker at Ascot, in the paddock with the sporting set.
No clothes could disguise it.
He was in the best evening clothes that one could buy in Bond Street; but he was the bookmaker from Ascot, awkwardly put into them. He was one of the most charming men in England; but there he was, with his coarse shock of hair, his red face, his heavy jaw, his large, harsh voice, and his abrupt, physical vigor. He was a big-game hunter, and one of the most noted explorers in the world.… He used to say: “There’s six million square miles of the earth’s surface that nobody knows anything about”—then would come his harsh laugh—“except me.”
He was replying now to the oracular pronouncement of Sir Godfrey Simon.
“A curse, eh! What?” he said. “It was characteristic of you, Simon, to sit perfectly still, like a joss, blink your eyes, and say the man was killed by a curse, when the thing happened. It would have been reasonable if you had meant that the outraged divinity, or hell-factor, or whatever you wish to call it, that old Bradmoor looted, had found a way to turn on him; but that was not what you meant.”
Sir Godfrey did blink his eyes. They batted an instant. He added another sentence:
“I meant, of course, precisely what I said.”
Henry Marquis took the conversation up then. He realized that I did not understand it, that it would have to be presented from the beginning. He touched the polished mahogany table with his fingers, as though they were smoothing out a cloth.
“I think,” he said, “that you will get a more accurate understanding of this thing if we give it to you precisely as it impressed us at the time it happened: the facts, and then what we thought about them—what we still think about them.… You will probably have to imagine what Sir Godfrey Simon means, if he means anything.”
He laughed, and his firm, capable hand continued to smooth out the invisible cloth on the table. There came a slight, facetious note in his voice.
“I suppose, in fact, it is not essential that an alienist should mean anything. It is the pose that counts in his profession. ‘The man was killed by a curse!’ Sir Godfrey does not need to mean anything, provided he goes no farther.… It is a fine, creepy explanation, and it precisely suits the average Briton with the Early Victorian novel in his mind. The lord of the manor was always under a curse, when the beautiful milkmaid got into trouble, in those stories.… Is there a family in England that has not a curse on it?”
The big man by the vacant chair spoke again:
“This family has a curse on it.”
Lord Dunn turned toward me. He made an abrupt gesture, precisely like a bookmaker sweeping aside a betting offer:
“There you have it,” he said. “Set a madman to catch a madman; Simon is in the right profession; old Bradmoor was killed by a curse!”
The massive face did not change, but the mouth opened as though worked by a wire: “He was,” he said.
Henry Marquis made a vague, abrupt gesture:
“Before we go again into our old quarrel,” he said, “our friend here must understand the thing. It is mysterious enough, God knows—the whole awful business—when you understand as much as there is to understand about it.”
He turned toward me.
“This is what we found,” he said. “It was in the afternoon. It had been very dry—that long, unprecedented drought in England. Then there had been rains in the north; the streams had come up. Fishermen were beginning to get out their tackle; the water would be ‘right’ that evening. So the thing that old Bradmoor had been concerned with at the moment of his death was precisely what one would have expected. He was a keen sportsman, and next to Dunn, he was the best all-round explorer in the world.”
The Earl of Dunn made another of his abrupt, bookmaker gestures:
“Bar nobody,” he said, “old Bradmoor was the best explorer in the world, and he was a good man with a rod, none better; but he could not ride a horse. He was a damned poor hunter; he had sense enough to give it up. And he was not a first-class shot. He could handle a heavy gun—a big double express; but he was no good with a magazine rifle.… I don’t know what killed him, unless it was that damned Baal from the plateau of the Lybian Desert. It’s like Dunsany’s story of the Gods of the Mountain—green stone Johnnies who finally came in to avenge their imitators. It might be the explanation here. How do we know? A thing does not cease to exist because some one says it isn’t so. Would the Old Bailey cease to exist because a little sneak thief in Margate did not believe in it?”
Henry Marquis came back to his narrative:
“What we found,” he said, “was this: Old Bradmoor was dead. He had been shot through the chest. It was a shot at the heart, but it had missed it. It was four inches to the right, and a hand’s-width high; but the bullet was so big that the man was instantly killed. The bullet had gone through the back of the chair and lodged in the wainscoting. We cut it out, of course; b
ut it was too battered up to say much about the sort of firearm it came out of.
“Old Bradmoor was sitting in the middle of the room.
“He was at least seven feet from the wall in any direction. He was facing a narrow window; in fact, it was a narrow slit cut in the wall. You know the sort of slit they made in the old days for archers. It is perhaps a yard high, and nine inches wide. The stone sloped on either side of the slit on the outside of the wall so that the archers could shoot to the right or left.… You know how they are cut, and how the house stands out into the open sea.”
He made a gesture toward the fireplace—toward the great house across the road to the south.
I nodded. I knew all about the house, and especially that wing of it. The sea had come sheer in against it. It had tunneled in a deep eddy, against the wall. The dead Duke of Bradmoor had been forced in his time to supplement the foundation by putting in another wall straight down to the rock bed of the shore. That stopped the sea current from chiseling out the foundation; but it bored in here against the wall, on its stone floor. There was a sheer wall of fifty feet from the room with the archer’s slit, to the open sea.
I understood exactly the description Marquis was giving me. I could see precisely what they had found. He went on making every detail visible.
“Bradmoor was facing this window; his chair was in the center of the room, almost precisely in the center of it. There was very little furniture in the room. It was more a sort of storage room where he kept the junk gathered up on his explorations. There were maps on the wall, and a lot of tin boxes about, a theodolite, a compass or two—in fact, the traps an explorer would carry about with him. Bradmoor kept his fishing gear in this room—all sorts of rods, flies and the like.
“As I have said, he was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room, facing this narrow slit in the wall; he was exactly ten feet away from it, and he was almost an equal distance from the door and the walls in every other direction. He had a fishing rod in his hand—in his right hand. It was tightly clutched in his hand. It was a long, heavy rod, fitted with a reel and line. He had some flies in his left hand; the thumb and finger of his left hand were closed on a particularly bright-colored fly. The man was in the act of attaching this fly to the line. His hat was on the floor beside him, with a number of flies hooked in it. There was a book of flies open on his knee.