P.O. Box 1
Auckland, New Zealand
http://www.harpercollinsebooks.co.nz
United Kingdom
HarperCollins Publishers Ltd.
77-85 Fulham Palace Road
London, W6 8JB, UK
http://www.harpercollinsebooks.co.uk
United States
HarperCollins Publishers Inc.
10 East 53rd Street
New York, NY 10022
http://www.harpercollinsebooks.com
Table of Contents
Introduction
Chapter 1
Courage in the Face of Adversity
The Cowardly Lion
Chapter 2
Borderline Pinheads
When Everything Started to Tank
The Peace Surprize
The Great Ratings War
Major Gaffe
Trial and Error
Fire and Ice
A Warmer Climate
Merry Christmas, Mr. President
Fourth-Quarter Grades
Chapter 3
Clean Bill of Health?
Deal or No Deal
Rushing to Conclusions
Chapter 4
Rich Man, Poor Man
To Hell in a Handbasket?
The Man in the Middle
Some Honey with That Tea?
The Tech Offensive
The Way We Were
Forty Years and Twenty-Eight Days Later
Age-Old Wisdom
Jelly Beans, Peanuts, and Humble Pie
Chapter 5
Medic Alert
A Safe Assumption
What’s Mine Is Yours
Chapter 6
Newsworthy CEOs?
Epidemic Nonsense
Legally Blind
Hume-and-Kindness Haters
Chapter 7
The Confidence Factor
Taking the Patriot Challenge
The Power of Blunt Commentary
Chapter 8
Below-Average Marx on the Socialism Test
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Senator Obama’s September 2008 Interview on The O’Reilly Factor
Afterthoughts
Searchable Terms
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Other Books by Bill O’Reilly
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
Pinheads and Patriots Page 22