“Me? Just a moment, why are you giving this job to me?”
“You look more like a vicar than me and I don’t want to get wet.”
“What are you talking about? Why should anyone get wet?” He held the doll away from him.
“Because you have to be in there to dunk him.” She nodded toward the pond.
“I’m not going in that water!” He did not add, with those goldfish!
“But someone has to!”
“All you need to do is dip your fingers in the pond and make a cross on his forehead. I’ve been to a lot of baptisms (he had been to none) and that’s how it’s done.”
“No it isn’t. I mean, it isn’t always. Benny told me, and so did the vicar, there were people who went into the water up to their chins. The vicar would shove their heads all the way in. I guess they had to hold their breath. Benny says it doesn’t take unless you’re all the way in.”
Melrose snorted. “Well, if this Benny is such an authority I’d think you’d rather wait for him. Besides he knows Richard-” Richard? “-a lot better than I do.”
He knew that hands-on-hips posture. Every child he’d ever had any dealings with resorted to it. Resolute. Determined. Implacable. A swell recommendation if you were running for a seat in Commons, but dire when it came to someone’s being baptized.
“I’ve been mistaken for a lot of things in my life, but never for a vicar” was his weak rejoinder to the hands-on-hips.
“You’re only wasting time arguing.”
Melrose raised the gown up and inspected the back. Its head and jointed limbs were hard plastic, its torso firmly stuffed and covered with a smooth, flesh-colored fabric, seamed down the back. A few threads were loosening, and a bit of stuffing was about to work its way out. Smugly, he said, “You know what will happen to this doll if you dunk him all the way into the pond?”
Her hands came away from her hips and she looked unsure. “Nothing will. He’ll just be wet.”
“Not only wet but waterlogged,” he said, cunningly. “You see this little seam here? Water will get in and Richard will squish for the rest of his life.” He shook the doll. “Or maybe even come apart.”
Truly uncertain now, she shook her head. “No, he won’t.”
Melrose gave a great sigh and a shrug and said, “Okay, if you’re so sure-” He removed one shoe and started on the other preparatory (it looked like) to his dive into the pond.
“No, wait!” She grabbed the doll back and chewed her lip. “I’ll have to think about it.”
“And I have to take that load of dirt to the bedding-out area.”
“I’ll go with you.”
She seemed relieved not to have to debate the baptism any longer.
“All right.” Melrose could not recall if he had ever had a wheelbarrow in his hands. He took hold of the handles and shoved it along while she trod by his side, looking up into his face to see whatever it was she wanted to see. He didn’t know. Trundling the barrow between the white columns and the line of cedars, he said, “What does he want all of this dirt for?”
“It’s fertilizer, not dirt.”
Was he to be saddled with a child who would contest his every word? (Didn’t they all?) “ ‘It’s fertilizer, not dirt,’ ” he mimed in a high, squeaky voice. “What’s the difference, then?”
“It says on the bag: ‘fertilizer.’ ”
“Well, you don’t expect them to put ‘dirt’ on it, do you?”
For a moment she was skeptical. On both sides of the large bedding area in front were white stone benches. She lay down on one as if the stone were a bed. She set Richard on her chest and moved his arms back and forth. “He could be a detective.”
Melrose had stopped the barrow by the edge of the bed and was reaching for the shovel. “Detective? Who are you talking about?”
“Richard. I’m only saying he could be. We’re not sure.”
Melrose dug in with the shovel. “Well, let me know when you are.”
As he shoveled and she watched, a silence descended. He doubted it had anything to do with their mutual respect for work. Around the far corner of the house, a white cat ran and after it a small dog, a terrier of some sort, with a white coat that looked springy, like lamb’s wool.
“Sparky!” Gemma called, and the dog left off chasing the cat and came to sit beside the flowerbed.
Melrose raised himself up, feeling the small of his back. Arthritis was no doubt setting in. He looked down at the dog who slapped his tail on the ground. “ ‘What fresh hell is this’?”
“It’s Benny’s dog, Sparky.” The dog bounded over to her and did some more tail pumping. She ruffed up his neck and made some of those irritating childish sounds one makes over babies.
“And where’s Benny, then? I mean to enlist him for the baptism immediately.”
“Sometimes Sparky comes by himself. He’s really smart. Benny says he goes out at night and walks all around till dawn. He remembers everything.”
“If he’s that smart, let him do the baptizing.”
Sparky trotted off; the cat had disappeared down the drive to a little cottage. Gemma said, “See down there?” She was pointing to that cottage inside the gates. “That’s where Mrs. Riordin lives. She’s lived there for years. I can get into it. She always goes into the shops on Wednesdays. Then I go in. You can, too, if you want to look.”
Had Jury deputized this child? “Why on earth would I want to do that?” When she shrugged, he went on. “And what are you doing it for? They’ll have you up on a B and E one of these days.”
“What’s a B and E?”
“The only police jargon I know. It means ‘breaking and entering.’ In case you didn’t know, it’s illegal.” Plop went another shovelful of fertilizer onto the bed. He hoped he was doing it right.
“If I take anything I only keep it a little while and then I always put it back,” Gemma informed him, from her prone position, the B &E jungle holding no terrors for her.
Melrose stabbed the tip of the shovel into the soft earth. “You shouldn’t be taking it in the first place.” He saw her draw something out of the pocket of her plaid skirt.
“Here’s an earring.” She held it out for him to see.
It was a nondescript gold earring, certainly not worth stealing. “Did you just take one?”
She nodded. “I don’t want to wear it. I just like holding something in my hand that belongs to somebody else. I always put things back in case you think I’m a robber.” This was pointed out in a fairly indignant tone. “You can go inside if you want. We can get inside; there’s a window round back that doesn’t shut properly.”
“Don’t pretend you’re going to rope me into your life of crime.” He stopped his work to look down toward the cottage. “Which window?”
Thirty-three
Having made a note of the window but taken a raincheck on the B &E, Melrose pushed the roots of another shrub in the ground as if he were burying a time capsule. He’d been on his knees for forty-five minutes now, probably more than he had during his entire childhood of churchgoing. If the Buddha had spent a half hour planting shrubs, he might not have been all that enamored of the full lotus position. God, the back! The recalcitrant back! He was tamping down earth when he was treated to the sight of a pair of paws and some shaggy breathing.
Melrose sighed. He really wasn’t in the mood for that boulevardier Sparky and his wanderings, but here he was, probably eager to debate planting in December. “I agree,” said Melrose, taking out his cigarettes and old Zippo. “But if Murphy says do it, I do it.” The Zippo rasped but did not fire. “You wouldn’t happen to have a light on you, would you?”
Sparky was standing there flinging his stubby tail from side to side. Did he want Melrose to go someplace? He was making those small, backing up movements that, had he been a puma, would have been worrying.
Melrose deposited his unlit cigarette behind his ear and sat back on the cold ground. “That does it for now. Where’s your companion boy?” He heard a h
iss, looked behind him and saw the thug-cat Snowball, its face looking as if it were mashed up against a pane of glass. He was glooming away, sitting between Sparky and Snowball and wondering what his attraction was to these animals when he heard his name called.
“Mr. Plant!”
When he couldn’t immediately make out the direction from which it had come, the voice called “Ambrose!” as if being staff, he could only recognize his given name. He turned and saw Ian Tynedale standing in the open doorway that led to the patio. He motioned Melrose toward him. “I’ve something I want to show you.”
“Certainly, sir.” Melrose would have tugged at his forelock, except he couldn’t find it.
He followed Tynedale into the library, the same place where Ian had interviewed him. The interview had quickly veered off into art and Melrose had disclosed he was a great fan of the Italian Renaissance. Melrose had balked at doing this, but Jury had thought it a good idea, even if a little out of character for a gardener.
“Just tell him your mum was Italian. An Italian countess or something.”
“You sound like Diane Demorney.”
How was it, Melrose wondered, the Tynedales managed to hold on to their looks? Genes, most likely. Old age sank into most people over sixty like Dracula’s teeth. He only hoped that when he got to the geriatric stage he’d look half as good as Ian Tynedale. And as far as he could see, the Tynedales had all sorts of bad habits-drinking, smoking, eating rich food (an impression formed seeing the crème brûleé the cook had prepared)-that made no inroad on them. How refreshing. Tynedale drew a cigar out of a black humidor and sat back in his leather swivel chair. Melrose wondered: Did Ian Tynedale suspect he wasn’t who he said he was? No, Melrose doubted he suspected anything. All he wanted was to have someone as an audience for his acquisitions. It was the art enthusiast in him; he’d have had Snowball and Sparky in here if they’d shown the least inclination toward Italian Renaissance art.
That was what Ian was now talking about and Melrose said, “Isn’t that redundant, sir?”
Ian raised his eyebrows. “How so?”
“Italian Renaissance art. The Italians owned the Renaissance, didn’t they?” Melrose thought maybe all of this was a bit thick, coming from an undergardener, even an overeducated one. He decided he was a show-off and told himself to stop it. “What I mean is, I, uh, read that somewhere.”
Ian seemed pleased that here was a person who read. “Good point! Of course, you’re right. Sit down, sit down, man.” He waved Melrose into the chair opposite.
Melrose sat. Why wasn’t Tynedale suspicious? Probably because he wanted only to have someone to talk to about Florentine art and Florence. I’m your man! thought Melrose.
Ian pulled a heavy paper out from between two thin boards and held it up for Melrose to look at. “What do you think?” Ian tapped the paper.
It wasn’t a painting; it was a sketch. Melrose chewed his lip. It looked like a study of perspective, two flat surfaces, one probably a mirror, held opposite one another, lines intersecting. Melrose cast his mind back to Di Bada talking about Brunelleschi. It could have been done by a number of artists but Melrose thought Brunelleschi a safe bet since the drawing wasn’t an original, anyway. “Well… I’d say Brunelleschi. Uh… maybe.”
“I think this is Giotto. He rediscovered perspective, didn’t he? The Greeks would have known about it. Indeed, Plato called perspective ‘deceit. ’ ”
“Plato called everything deceit.”
Ian laughed. “It’s plain to see you haven’t always been a gardener.”
“Undergardener,” Melrose corrected him. “But this sketch, you’re not saying it’s an original.”
“Oh, don’t I wish!” Ian laughed again and pulled out another sketch, this one of the Duomo. “I don’t remember how I came by this one. The dome of Santa Maria Novella. I have no idea who the artist is. But it’s quite beautiful.”
“Well, if that sketch was by Brunelleschi, it’d be worth the contents of the London silver vaults.”
His eyes still on the paper, Ian rubbed the back of his neck. “Of course, it isn’t about money.”
A sentiment generally favored by the rich, Melrose had found. While Ian brooded over this picture, Melrose took the opportunity of looking around the walls on which were hung priceless paintings. The collection reminded him of what Jury had said about Simon Croft’s collection. He wished he could steer the conversation around to that.
He didn’t have to.
Leaning back in his chair and holding the drawing up at arm’s length, Ian said, “A very good friend of mine died a week ago. He’d have appreciated this.” He sighed and placed the paper back between the protective boards. “He was murdered.”
“How awful. How did it happen?”
“Someone broke into the house-a place on the Thames-”
Melrose interrupted. “But that was in all the papers. His name was-” Melrose paused, in an effort of remembrance.
“Simon Croft. Our families were very close.” Ian picked up the other drawing, the one of the Duomo. “A marvel of engineering. I wish I’d been there.”
“Up on the scaffolding drinking watered wine?”
Ian laughed. “No. Down on the piazza, drinking Tynedale beer.” He picked up the neglected cigar. “Imagine the company we’d have: Brunelleschi, Leonardo, Masaccio…” He shook his head slowly in wonder.
“You know, I read somewhere that Masaccio was so worried someone might steal his work, he wouldn’t let anyone in his rooms except his grocer.”
Ian laughed. “Sounds like Simon.”
“Does it?”
Ian seemed contrite at having mentioned Simon’s name in this facetious context. He changed the subject. “How are you getting on with Murphy?”
“Fine.”
Ian smiled. “He’s an irascible fellow. The last person quit without notice. Just stopped coming. Well, she was young. One makes allowances. Maybe she was scared off by the shooting incident. I expect Murphy told you.”
“Told me what?”
“Back in October, someone fired into the greenhouse. At first the Southwark police put it down to another in a rash of attempted robberies around Southwark and Greenwich. Lewisham, too, I seem to recall.”
“Was anything stolen here?”
“No, thank God.” Ian glanced around the walls.
Melrose tried not to seem any more inquisitive than any curious person would have been. “You said, ‘at first.’ What did the police finally put it down to?”
“Kids running around with a gun. Will Southwark soon be Miami?”
“Would we really mind, considering the weather? Tell me something: this house is surrounded by a high wall. If you were a kid bent on shooting things up for no particular purpose, would you go to the bother of trying to scale the wall just for a target that meant nothing to you?”
“No, now you mention it. You think the police were wrong?”
“Don’t you?”
Ian thought for a moment. “Oliver-Dad-doesn’t exactly have the chief constable in his pocket, but he does have clout. The commissioner’s a good friend. I don’t think they’d blow off an investigation. Gemma-the little girl-is sure the shooter was shooting at her because she was in the greenhouse. Gemma’s imagination works overtime.”
“But you say she was in the greenhouse when this happened.”
Ian shook his head. “Police didn’t think she had anything to do with it-I mean, that she was the target.”
“Generally speaking, a person standing in the path of a bullet usually is the target.”
“I see what you mean, only-well, why would anyone want to hurt Gemma? She’s only nine years old. It doesn’t make sense.”
“It makes as much sense as some boy with a gun climbing over your wall.”
He had left the Lodge after his “tea” (which he made sure to keep to the drink itself) and had gone to the main street where he could hail a taxi on some unobtrusive corner and return to Boring’s. Tha
t was when he saw the butcher’s shop open, the one Gemma had mentioned.
GYP THE BUTCHER was scrolled in shiny black letters over the doorway of a half-timbered shop behind whose big glass window sat meat displays surrounded by parsley, looking more like precious stones than chops and rashers. He peered through the glass and saw the tall thin proprietor. Melrose could hear him talking. He stood by the door and lit up a cigarette.
“… mind you. Yes, I know it’s your time to go home, but these here orders only just now come in and they’re wanted tonight. Business ain’t always at your convenience.”
“But it’s my friend’s birthday, Mr. Gyp, like I told you. If it wasn’t for that, I’d be glad-”
“Oh, that’s as may be, but I’m sure the Lodge don’t mean to wait on any birthdays, so you best hop it…”
The voice trailed off, but not, Melrose imagined, from lack of malice. Melrose knew a tormentor when he heard one. Children were especially desirable as objects for such people because they were relatively helpless and (it was assumed) weak. But they weren’t weak, at least not the ones who had been left to rely on themselves.
The voice droned on: “You best look elsewhere if you can’t take the odd late hour. It ain’t as though there’s no one else’d like the job.”
All the while Gyp was delivering himself of his stored-up acrimony, the boy, who looked anything but stupid (which also went for the dog, Sparky), kept trying to wedge a word in, but found no chink in the wall of talk. The little dog, however, growled softly, its dog patience stretched to the limit.
Gyp recoiled and said, “We’ll have none o’ that dog o’ yours, young Bernard. You control that animal or-”
“It’s only Sparky! You know he never bit anybody-”
“Always a first time. That animal ought to be on a lead-”
“He never has and don’t call him ‘that animal.’ His name’s Sparky, as you well know.”
Melrose liked the boy already. He wouldn’t defend himself, but he leaped to the defense of his dog.
Gyp droned on. “Now, here’s the chops for the Lodge. The beef silverside and rashers, they go to the Roots. Rashers is a bit fat, but if he complains you just tell him that’s good bacon, that is.”
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