“Christmas,” he explained, languidly. “Always so tedious. Like Sunday.”
“It makes me homesick,” said another, a melancholy little man who was forever bragging of his native Duluth.
“Christmas,” I repeated— “to-morrow!”
It was Christmas Eve, and I had not known it! I leaned back in my chair in sudden loneliness, what pictures coming before me of long-ago Christmas Eves at home! — old Christmas Eves when there was a Tree....
My name was called; the night City Editor had an assignment for me. “Go up to Sim Peck’s, on Madison Street,” he said. “He thinks he’s got something on David Beasley, but won’t say any more over the telephone. See what there is in it.”
I picked up my hat and coat, and left the office at a speed which must have given my superior the highest conception of my journalistic zeal. At a telephone station on the next corner I called up Mrs. Apperthwaite’s house and asked for Dowden.
“What are you doing?” I demanded, when his voice had responded.
“Playing bridge,” he answered.
“Are you going out anywhere?”
“No. What’s the trouble?”
“I’ll tell you later. I may want to see you before I go back to the office.”
“All right. I’ll be here all evening.”
I hung up the receiver and made off on my errand.
Down-town the streets were crowded with the package-laden people, bending heads and shoulders to the bitter wind, which swept a blinding, sleet-like snow horizontally against them. At corners it struck so tumultuous a blow upon the chest of the pedestrians that for a moment it would halt them, and you could hear them gasping half-smothered “AHS” like bathers in a heavy surf. Yet there was a gayety in this eager gale; the crowds pressed anxiously, yet happily, up and down the street in their generous search for things to give away. It was not the rich who struggled through the storm to-night; these were people who carried their own bundles home. You saw them: toilers and savers, tired mothers and fathers, worn with the grinding thrift of all the year, but now for this one night careless of how hard-saved the money, reckless of everything but the joy of giving it to bring the children joy on the one great to-morrow. So they bent their heads to the freezing wind, their arms laden with daring bundles and their hearts uplifted with the tremulous happiness of giving more than they could afford. Meanwhile, Mr. Simeon Peck, honest man, had chosen this season to work harm if he might to the gentlest of his fellow-men.
I found Mr. Peck waiting for me at his house. There were four other men with him, one of whom I recognized as Grist, a squat young man with slippery-looking black hair and a lambrequin mustache. They were donning their coats and hats in the hall when I arrived.
“From the ‘Despatch,’ hay?” Mr. Peck gave me greeting, as he wound a knit comforter about his neck. “That’s good. We’d most give you up. This here’s Mr. Grist, and Mr. Henry P. Cullop, and Mr. Gus Schulmeyer — three men that feel the same way about Dave Beasley that I do. That other young feller,” he waved a mittened hand to the fourth man— “he’s from the ‘Journal.’ Likely you’re acquainted.”
The young man from the ‘Journal’ was unknown to me; moreover, I was far from overjoyed at his presence.
“I’ve got you newspaper men here,” continued Mr. Peck, “because I’m goin’ to show you somep’n’ about Dave Beasley that’ll open a good many folk’s eyes when it’s in print.”
“Well, what is it?” I asked, rather sharply.
“Jest hold your horses a little bit,” he retorted. “Grist and me knows, and so do Mr. Cullop and Mr. Schulmeyer. And I’m goin’ to take them and you two reporters to LOOK at it. All ready? Then come on.”
He threw open the door, stooped to the gust that took him by the throat, and led the way out into the storm.
“What IS he up to?” I gasped to the “Journal” man as we followed in a straggling line.
“I don’t know any more than you do,” he returned. “He thinks he’s got something that’ll queer Beasley. Peck’s an old fool, but it’s just possible he’s got hold of something. Nearly everybody has ONE thing, at least, that they don’t want found out. It may be a good story. Lord, what a night!”
I pushed ahead to the leader’s side. “See here, Mr. Peck—” I began, but he cut me off.
“You listen to ME, young man! I’m givin’ you some news for your paper, and I’m gittin’ at it my own way, but I’ll git AT it, don’t you worry! I’m goin’ to let some folks around here know what kind of a feller Dave Beasley really is; yes, and I’m goin’ to show George Dowden he can’t laugh at ME!”
“You’re going to show Mr. Dowden?” I said. “You mean you’re going to take him on this expedition, too?”
“TAKE him!” Mr. Peck emitted an acrid bark of laughter. “I guess HE’S at Beasley’s, all right.”
“No, he isn’t; he’s at home — at Mrs. Apperthwaite’s — playing cards.”
“What!”
“I happen to know that he’ll be there all evening.”
Mr. Peck smote his palms together. “Grist!” he called, over his shoulder, and his colleague struggled forward. “Listen to this: even Dowden ain’t at Beasley’s. Ain’t the Lord workin’ fer us to-night!”
“Why don’t you take Dowden with you,” I urged, “if there’s anything you want to show him?”
“By George, I WILL!” shouted Peck. “I’ve got him where the hair’s short NOW!”
“That’s right,” said Grist.
“Gentlemen” — Peck turned to the others— “when we git to Mrs. Apperthwaite’s, jest stop outside along the fence a minute. I recken we’ll pick up a recruit.”
Shivering, we took up our way again in single file, stumbling through drifts that had deepened incredibly within the hour. The wind was straight against us, and so stingingly sharp and so laden with the driving snow that when we reached Mrs. Apperthwaite’s gate (which we approached from the north, not passing Beasley’s) my eyes were so full of smarting tears I could see only blurred planes of light dancing vaguely in the darkness, instead of brightly lit windows.
“Now,” said Peck, panting and turning his back to the wind; “the rest of you gentlemen wait out here. You two newspaper men, you come with me.”
He opened the gate and went in, the “Journal” reporter and I following — all three of us wiping our half-blinded eyes. When we reached the shelter of the front porch, I took the key from my pocket and opened the door.
“I live here,” I explained to Mr. Peck.
“All right,” he said. “Jest step in and tell George Dowden that Sim Peck’s out here and wants to see him at the door a minute. Be quick.”
I went into the library, and there sat Dowden contemplatively playing bridge with two of the elderly ladies and Miss Apperthwaite. The last-mentioned person quite took my breath away.
In honor of the Christmas Eve (I supposed) she wore an evening dress of black lace, and the only word for what she looked has suffered such misuse that one hesitates over it: yet that is what she was — regal — and no less! There was a sort of splendor about her. It detracted nothing from this that her expression was a little sad: something not uncommon with her lately; a certain melancholy, faint but detectable, like breath on a mirror. I had attributed it to Jean Valjean, though perhaps to-night it might have been due merely to bridge.
“What is it?” asked Dowden, when, after an apology for disturbing the game, I had drawn him out in the hall.
I motioned toward the front door. “Simeon Peck. He thinks he’s got something on Mr. Beasley. He’s waiting to see you.”
Dowden uttered a sharp, half-coherent exclamation and stepped quickly to the door. “Peck!” he said, as he jerked it open.
“Oh, I’m here!” declared that gentleman, stepping into view. “I’ve come around to let you know that you couldn’t laugh like a horse at ME no more, George Dowden! So YOU weren’t invited, either.”
“Invited?” said Dowden, “Where?�
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“Over to the BALL your friend is givin’.”
“What friend?”
“Dave Beasley. So you ain’t quite good enough to dance with his high-society friends!”
“What are you talking about?” Dowden demanded, impatiently.
“I reckon you won’t be quite so strong fer Beasley,” responded Peck, with a vindictive little giggle, “when you find he can use you in his BUSINESS, but when it comes to ENTERTAININ’ — oh no, you ain’t quite the boy!”
“I’d appreciate your explaining,” said Dowden. “It’s kind of cold standing here.”
Peck laughed shrilly. “Then I reckon you better git your hat and coat and come along. Can’t do US no harm, and might be an eye-opener fer YOU. Grist and Gus Schulmeyer and Hank Cullop’s waitin’ out yonder at the gate. We be’n havin’ kind of a consultation at my house over somep’n’ Grist seen at Beasley’s a little earlier in the evening.”
“What did Grist see?”
“HACKS! Hacks drivin’ up to Beasley’s house — a whole lot of ’em. Grist was down the street a piece, and it was pretty dark, but he could see the lamps and hear the doors slam as the people got out. Besides, the whole place is lit up from cellar to attic. Grist come on to my house and told me about it, and I begun usin’ the telephone; called up all the men that COUNT in the party — found most of ’em at home, too. I ast ’em if they was invited to this ball to-night; and not a one of ’em was. THEY’RE only in politics; they ain’t high SOCIETY enough to be ast to Mr. Beasley’s dancin’-parties! But I WOULD ‘a’ thought he’d let YOU in — ANYWAYS fer the second table!” Mr. Peck shrilled out his acrid and exultant laugh again. “I got these fellers from the newspapers, and all I want is to git this here ball in print to-morrow, and see what the boys that do the work at the primaries have to say about it — and what their WIVES’ll say about the man that’s too high-toned to have ’em in his house. I’ll bet Beasley thought he was goin’ to keep these doin’s quiet; afraid the farmers might not believe he’s jest the plain man he sets up to be — afraid that folks like you that ain’t invited might turn against him. I’LL fool him! We’re goin’ to see what there is to see, and I’m goin’ to have these boys from the newspapers write a full account of it. If you want to come along, I expect it’ll do you a power o’ good.”
“I’ll go,” said Dowden, quickly. He got his coat and hat from a table in the hall, and we rejoined the huddled and shivering group at the gate.
“Got my recruit, gents!” shrilled Peck, slapping Dowden boisterously on the shoulders. “I reckon he’ll git a change of heart to-night!”
And now, sheltering my eyes from the stinging wind, I saw what I had been too blind to see as we approached Mrs. Apperthwaite’s. Beasley’s house WAS illuminated; every window, up stairs and down, was aglow with rosy light. That was luminously evident, although the shades were lowered.
“Look at that!” Peck turned to Dowden, giggling triumphantly. “Wha’d I tell you! How do you feel about it NOW?”
“But where are the hacks?” asked Dowden, gravely.
“Folks all come,” answered Mr. Peck, with complete assurance. “Won’t be no more hacks till they begin to go home.”
We plunged ahead as far as the corner of Beasley’s fence, where Peck stopped us again, and we drew together, slapping our hands and stamping our feet. Peck was delighted — a thoroughly happy man; his sour giggle of exultation had become continuous, and the same jovial break was audible in Grist’s voice as he said to the “Journal” reporter and me:
“Go ahead, boys. Git your story. We’ll wait here fer you.”
The “Journal” reporter started toward the gate; he had gone, perhaps, twenty feet when Simeon Peck whistled in sharp warning. The reporter stopped short in his tracks.
Beasley’s front door was thrown open, and there stood Beasley himself in evening dress, bowing and smiling, but not at us, for he did not see us. The bright hall behind him was beautiful with evergreen streamers and wreaths, and great flowering plants in jars. A strain of dance-music wandered out to us as the door opened, but there was nobody except David Beasley in sight, which certainly seemed peculiar — for a ball!
“Rest of ’em inside, dancin’,” explained Mr. Peck, crouching behind the picket-fence. “I’ll bet the house is more’n half full o’ low-necked wimmin!”
“Sh!” said Grist. “Listen.”
Beasley had begun to speak, and his voice, loud and clear, sounded over the wind. “Come right in, Colonel!” he said. “I’d have sent a carriage for you if you hadn’t telephoned me this afternoon that your rheumatism was so bad you didn’t expect to be able to come. I’m glad you’re well again. Yes, they’re all here, and the ladies are getting up a quadrille in the sitting-room.”
(It was at this moment that I received upon the calf of the right leg a kick, the ecstatic violence of which led me to attribute it to Mr. Dowden.)
“Gentlemen’s dressing-room up-stairs to the right, Colonel,” called Beasley, as he closed the door.
There was a pause of awed silence among us.
(I improved it by returning the kick to Mr. Dowden. He made no acknowledgment of its reception other than to sink his chin a little deeper into the collar of his ulster.)
“By the Almighty!” said Simeon Peck, hoarsely. “Who — WHAT was Dave Beasley talkin’ to? There wasn’t nobody THERE!”
“Git out,” Grist bade him; but his tone was perturbed. “He seen that reporter. He was givin’ us the laugh.”
“He’s crazy!” exclaimed Peck, vehemently.
Immediately all four members of his party began to talk at the same time: Mr. Schulmeyer agreeing with Grist, and Mr. Cullop holding with Peck that Beasley had surely become insane; while the “Journal” man, returning, was certain that he had not been seen. Argument became a wrangle; excitement over the remarkable scene we had witnessed, and, perhaps, a certain sharpness partially engendered by the risk of freezing, led to some bitterness. High words were flung upon the wind. Eventually, Simeon Peck got the floor to himself for a moment.
“See here, boys, there’s no use gittin’ mad amongs’ ourselves,” he vociferated. “One thing we’re all agreed on: nobody here never seen no such a dam peculiar performance as WE jest seen in their whole lives before. THURfore, ball or NO ball, there’s somep’n’ mighty wrong about this business. Ain’t that so?”
They said it was.
“Well, then, there’s only one thing to do — let’s find out what it is.”
“You bet we will.”
“I wouldn’t send no one in there alone,” Peck went on, excitedly, “with a crazy man. Besides, I want to see what’s goin’ on, myself.”— “So do we!” This was unanimous.
“Then let’s see if there ain’t some way to do it. Perhaps he ain’t pulled all the shades down on the other side the house. Lots o’ people fergit to do that.”
There was but one mind in the party regarding this proposal. The next minute saw us all cautiously sneaking into the side yard, a ragged line of bent and flapping figures, black against the snow.
Simeon Peck’s expectations were fulfilled — more than fulfilled. Not only were all the shades of the big, three-faced bay-window of the “sitting-room” lifted, but (evidently on account of the too great generosity of a huge log-fire that blazed in the old-fashioned chimney-place) one of the windows was half-raised as well. Here, in the shadow just beyond the rosy oblongs of light that fell upon the snow, we gathered and looked freely within.
Part of the room was clear to our view, though about half of it was shut off from us by the very king of all Christmas-trees, glittering with dozens and dozens of candles, sumptuous in silver, sparkling in gold, and laden with Heaven alone knows how many and what delectable enticements. Opposite the Tree, his back against the wall, sat old Bob, clad in a dress of state, part of which consisted of a swallow-tail coat (with an overgrown chrysanthemum in the buttonhole), a red necktie, and a pink-and-silver liberty cap of tissue-paper.
He was scraping a fiddle “like old times come again,” and the tune he played was, “Oh, my Liza, po’ gal!” My feet shuffled to it in the snow.
No one except old Bob was to be seen in the room, but we watched him and listened breathlessly. When he finished “Liza,” he laid the fiddle across his knee, wiped his face with a new and brilliant blue silk handkerchief, and said:
“Now come de big speech.”
The Honorable David Beasley, carrying a small mahogany table, stepped out from beyond the Christmas-tree, advanced to the centre of the room; set the table down; disappeared for a moment and returned with a white water-pitcher and a glass. He placed these upon the table, bowed gracefully several times, then spoke:
“Ladies and gentlemen—” There he paused.
“Well,” said Mr. Simeon Peck, slowly, “don’t this beat hell!”
“Look out!” The “Journal” reporter twitched his sleeve. “Ladies present.”
“Where?” said I.
He leaned nearer me and spoke in a low tone. “Just behind us. She followed us over from your boarding-house. She’s been standing around near us all along. I supposed she was Dowden’s daughter, probably.”
“He hasn’t any daughter,” I said, and stepped back to the hooded figure I had been too absorbed in our quest to notice.
It was Miss Apperthwaite.
She had thrown a loose cloak over her head and shoulders; but enveloped in it as she was, and crested and epauletted with white, I knew her at once. There was no mistaking her, even in a blizzard.
She caught my hand with a strong, quick pressure, and, bending her head to mine, said, close to my ear:
“I heard everything that man said in our hallway. You left the library door open when you called Mr. Dowden out.”
“So,” I returned, maliciously, “you — you couldn’t HELP following!”
She released my hand — gently, to my surprise.
“Hush,” she whispered. “He’s saying something.”
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