This ain't no time to be burnin' a pipe, Tristan said when he saw Jerzy take the glass meth pipe from his jacket pocket and put it on the kitchen counter.
Oh, yeah, this is the time, Jerzy said. I gotta get in the spirit of things to come. And when he looked closely, Dewey saw fury in the big man's bloodshot eyes.
Main-tain, dawg, Tristan said with real concern in his voice as he and Dewey walked to the door. A dead woman ain't no good to nobody.
Don't hurt her! Dewey said, his voice tremulous, and this time he was very close to meaning it.
When the door was closed, Jerzy walked to the bed, and when Eunice could actually smell him, she lost some of her aplomb and said, How about a cigarette, Jerzy? Let's you and me have a smoke and talk things over.
By way of an answer, he took the roll of duct tape from his jacket, bit off a ten-inch strip, and taped her mouth shut.
And at last Eunice Gleason trembled in fear.
He said to her, Now I'm gonna burn a pipe. And when I'm finished smokin' glass, I'm gonna rip off that tape for two minutes. And in that two minutes, you're gonna give me the right answers. 'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna put that tape back on your mouth and go to work on you. And when the tape comes off again, you're gonna beg to tell me the right answers.
He saw sweat beading like pearls on her forehead. That pleased him.
Chapter TWENTY
WHILE GETTING READY for work the next morning, yet another overtime shift, Malcolm Rojas was nervous and anxious. His mother had been complaining again about not receiving her share of his recent paycheck.
After he'd eaten the cooked breakfast she'd prepared for him at 6 A. M., he said, If you don't stop nagging me about money, I'm gonna move in with my friend Phil.
That stopped her, and she looked worried when she said, Who's Phil?
A guy I work with in the warehouse, Malcolm said, trying quickly to come up with details about a fictional friend to make his threat more plausible. Phil and me been talking about sharing the rent. His mom's always nagging him too.
I'm not always nagging, sweetheart! his mother said, pouring him more orange juice. But money's not easy to come by, and it's not cheap living here in Hollywood. You know that.
Maybe it'd be better for both of us if I move out, Malcolm said. And pretty soon I'll have enough money to do it. I'll be getting a new job.
You're not thinking of quitting your present job?
Pretty soon I am, he said.
For what? Where you gonna work?
I havef_U prospects, he said.
Where? Who with?
I'll tell you when it happens, he said. Now I gotta go or I'm gonna be late.
After he brushed his teeth, his mother was waiting at the door with his lunch in a paper bag. Please don't do anything yet, sweetie, she said. Let's talk it over about you quitting your job. And don't worry about giving me any money this time. Okay?
Okay, he said, pleased at how he could still manipulate her.
When she reached up and put her hands in his hair, about to kiss him on the cheek, she said, My sweet boy.
He grimaced and said, Don't do that! How many times do I gotta tell you?
She jumped back so fast she bumped her head on the door frame. I'm sorry! she said. I'm sorry, sweetie. Sometimes I forget how grown-up you are.
When he was driving out of his parking space, he felt miserable, and it was all because of her. He vowed that when he started working for Bernie Graham, he really was going to move away from her forever. Her touch gave him an icy-cold feeling that would usually be followed by heat. He could feel it coming already. He knew the heat would grow as the day progressed. It might turn into the thing he couldn't control, the burning sensation in his belly that worked its way up to his skull when he thought of all those bitches.
Tristan Hawkins fell onto Eunice Gleason's bed, fully clothed. Dewey tried to get some sleep in his own bed but could not, suffering from severe acid reflux, which seldom troubled him like this. At 6 A. M., Dewey was dressed and in the kitchen making coffee when Tristan shuffled in, yawning and scratching.
Jerzy shoulda called us by now, Dewey said. I don't like this. I got a bad feeling about this.
Shut the fuck up and pour me some coffee, Tristan said. I got enough to worry about. Anyways, this was mostly your plan.
I thought she'd fold 'em the second she saw you two, Dewey said. I was wrong.
How long you been married to that woman, Bernie?
Nine years.
Nine years and you ain't figured out yet that she's twice as smart as you and ten times the man?
Dewey poured two cups of coffee and said, The milk's in the fridge. The sugar's in the cupboard there.
After sipping his coffee, Tristan said, Lemme ask you somethin' about that woman. Would she stick big money in a bank account somewheres, knowin' full well that if your business enterprise ever got brought down, the cops could find that money without a whole lotta trouble? Especially if they got all the records around here, and what must be stored in those computers out there in the other room? Would she do that?
I know what you're getting at, Dewey said. Don't you think I've looked for evidence of a safe deposit box?
Bernie, Tristan said, dead-staring him. Did you ever think she might do what you do? Like maybe take the cash to some nice fireproof, earthquake-proof, safe and secure storage locker? A place where she could go in and clean it out in a minute and boogie on outta town?
Dewey's eyes flickered just for an instant, but it was enough for someone as streetwise and sly as Tristan Hawkins. Dewey looked away and had a sickening thought that in this unholy foursome, he might actually be the dumbest!
Speak to me, Bernie, Tristan said. This ain't the time to be gamin' me. Your old lady might be past talkin' at this point. We may be on the verge of grabbin' what we can and gettin' the fuck outta Dodge.
At that moment, the resolve of Dewey Gleason melted. He was so far out of his depth, he was ready to join forces with this wily young man sitting across from him. He said, I did find a key in her wallet one time, and yeah, it looked like a padlock key.
And where's that key?
I don't know. It was gone the next time I looked.
That means, Tristan said, I was right when I told the Polack that you had no intention of transferrin' funds and havin' a way to beat the wait period, and all that bullshit you said. You hoped to get that key and whatever information you needed to get in her secret place and clean it out and leave poor Creole and the dumb Polack with nothin' but your half-dead wife.
Don't say half-dead,' Dewey murmured, and Tristan thought he was about to start blubbering.
Get used to it, Bernie, Tristan said. She might be fully dead by now, because I seen how the Polack gets when he smokes crystal, and it ain't pretty.
Then tears did well in the eyes of Dewey Gleason, and Tristan said, So, all in all, it might jist be you and me against the fuckin' world right now. And I'm ready to tear this place apart to scope out a key and try to find the lock it belongs to.
Dewey said, sniffling, She drove me to this! I'm not a violent person. I never hurt anybody in my f_"
Me neither, Tristan interrupted, but if you don't main-tain and get hold of yourself, I jist might do some violence on you. Now wipe your fuckin' nose and let's get to work!
They had begun ransacking Eunice's closet, searching in the pockets and linings of every hanging piece of clothing, when Tristan heard the man sob.
Eunice was startled by Jerzy's snores. He was lying on his sleeping bag still clothed in his black T-shirt and filthy jeans, but he'd removed his boots and she could smell his feet. With the blindfold removed now, she was able to see light through the cracks in the blinds. She'd never needed a cigarette more. She'd been lying there for four hours and had not yet been harmed. If he had not chased his pipe full of crystal with a cocktail of downers, she knew the night might have ended in horror.
At 2:30 A. M., he'd sat astride her with a buck kni
fe in his hand, wired from the methamphetamine, and said, Do you and me have this heart-to-heart, or do I cut your left nipple off to start with?
With tears soaking the blindfold and her mouth taped shut, she'd nodded her head vigorously, and he'd said, Okay, I'll play along for one question and one answer. Here's the question: Are you ready to pay us five hundred thou to get away from here?
Her nodding was so robust it made him laugh, and he dug his nails under the tape and ripped it off her face, along with some dermis at the corners of her mouth. But she did not cry out in pain.
You got some balls, woman, he said. That musta stung.
With as much composure as she could muster, Eunice said, Now the blindfold, please. And a cigarette. We'll talk, and you won't be sorry.
Jerzy emitted a loon laugh and said, Momma, you totally are a devil-woman! If you wasn't so old, I'd prob'ly fuck you jist to absorb some of your test-tosterone! Maybe I'll let you gimme a blow job before we say good-bye if you promise not to gnaw my cock off.
She felt his fingernails again and the blindfold was pulled and twisted and finally torn away, along with some of her hair, but again she did not utter a sound. She looked up at the naked lightbulb in the ceiling fixture, blinked several times, and then looked at Jerzy's face. It seemed like his dilated eyes were all pupil with no iris showing. She turned her head for a glance around the empty room.
It could use a woman's touch, Jerzy said. But I don't think you'll be here long enough, one way or the other.
That was when he'd gone to his leather jacket crumpled on the floor and removed a plastic bindle from a zip pocket and shaken several capsules into his large, filthy hand. He'd swallowed them down with a pint of gin from the other pocket. When he raised the bottle, his T-shirt was hiked, and she could see a gun inside the waistband of his jeans.
Please unchain one hand so I can smoke on my own, she'd said.
That was the moment. He'd reached for her left wrist, but she'd jerked her right hand forward and said, This one's killing me.
It made no difference to Jerzy which hand he freed, and he'd unlocked the padlock that joined the link around her right wrist, the one that was so tightly cinched that she knew she had no chance of slipping out of it. But when Creole had linked her left wrist, he'd put the padlock through the chain one link looser, and Eunice thought there was maybe a chance with that one.
Shaking his head in admiration, Jerzy tossed the padlock onto the floor and said, If I ain't careful, I'm gonna ask you to divorce Bernie and marry me!
When her right wrist was free, she lowered her arm painfully and said, Thank you, Jerzy. I don't think I'll be looking for another husband, but I will definitely be eliminating that son of a bitch who put you up to this. Can I have that cigarette, please?
Jerzy Szarpowicz didn't know what the hell to say to this woman now! So she'd figured out that her old man was in on the gag! He could hardly wait to hear what she said next. He walked over to the kitchen counter to her purse, and she only had a few seconds when his back was to her, but she used her right hand to manipulate the chain encircling her left wrist. She thought she just might be able to pull free. It was possible!
He dropped the purse beside the bed, and when he gave her a cigarette and lit it, she took the biggest pull on a smoke that he'd ever seen, and she said, Bless you, Jerzy.
Yeah, well, you better hold your prayers till we talk.
Between desperate puffs, inflating her lungs with smoke, Eunice watched the downers already having an effect on Jerzy, despite the meth he'd smoked.
How close are you to Creole? she asked.
We ain't in love, Jerzy said.
I wanna make a deal with you and you alone, Eunice said.
Ain't you takin' advantage of my kindness with all your wants?
Eunice said, If you will kill my husband, I'll give you three hundred and fifty thousand dollars. That's all I've got. If you wanna share it with Creole, that's up to you. But I have a feeling you're too smart for that.
Jerzy took one of the cigarettes from Eunice's pack, lit it, stood up and started pacing, and said, Fuck me! You are one evil-eyed, cold-blooded, backstabbing devil-woman!
I know I'm in no position to make deals, she said. I'll lead you to the money this morning, after you kill Bernie for me. I want him dead.
Any other requests? he said. You want me to run down to the market and get you some peppermint ice cream?
There's a key, she said. It's in my apartment. I'll tell you where I hid it. Take a taxi there. Deal with Creole any way you want, but kill that son of a bitch I'm married to. Use your knife to keep it quiet. Bring the key back here, unchain me, and I'll drive with you to the storage facility where the money is.
Jerzy was wishing he hadn't mixed the downers with the glass. His head was spinning and he was having trouble following the conversation. Then he said the one thing she hoped he would not say. Why don't you jist tell me where the key is, and I'll phone Creole and he'll bring it here along with Bernie. And after you tell Bernie how to get the money outta storage, I'll take the money away from him at the storage place and kill him for you. I never liked the motherfucker anyways.
Won't work, she said quickly. Nobody can get into the storage facility but me. There's a real security guard in the office where you check in. He's even armed. He'll never let Bernie or anyone else in there without me. Is it safe to kill Bernie here in front of Creole? Will he permit it?
You think I'm gonna leave you here alone while I taxi to your crib? he said.
There's nothing I could do, she said. You can chain up both my wrists to the bed and tape my mouth again. But I wish you wouldn't. My lips hurt like hell.
Eunice forced herself to breathe normally as she watched him thinking. She was counting on his greed and the fact that his brain was drug-addled. Nearly a minute passed before he spoke.
Where's the key? he said.
There's a little pocket that I sewed in the drape over the window in his bedroom. The key is in it. You could get it without Creole even knowing about it.
You mean the key is right there beside his bed?
That's right, she said. The last place he'd ever look.
A devil-woman, he said admiringly. And where's the storage place?
It's called North Hollywood Storage, she said, unable to come up with the name of an existing storage facility other than the one from which she was kidnapped. This was a hazardous moment for her if Jerzy was smart enough to pick up his cell to look for a phone number under that name. It's not too far from our apartment. I put a lotta furniture in that storage room to make it look legit. The money's in the dresser drawers.
I gotta figure out how to make all this work, Jerzy croaked. Right now I can't think too good.
It was then that he'd said he needed to take a nap to clear his head.
When he awoke three hours later, Eunice could clearly see dawn through the cracks in the blinds and in those three hours, she'd formulated her plan. He snuffled and snorted and dragged himself to his feet and stumbled to the bathroom to urinate.
When he came back, Eunice said, Are Creole and my husband at our apartment?
Yeah, he said.
Eunice saw the ox nodding, still half asleep, and she thought it was now or never. She said, God, I gotta go to the bathroom bad. I'm about to poop my pants.
I hope you ain't too modest, Jerzy said, because the door stays open. And make it quick. Then he unlocked the padlock on her left wrist.
Eunice stood up with a groan, bowed her back and rotated her hips, and walked slowly to the bathroom. On the way, she saw bread and a mayonnaise jar on the kitchen counter. Jerzy stood outside the door, glancing inside while Eunice, actually constipated from stress and fear, gave her own acting performance, grunts and all. Needing an eye-opener, Jerzy shuffled over to his leather jacket on the floor and took a swig from the gin bottle.
When she was finished, she washed her hands, leaving them wet, and returned to the bed. She put her le
ft wrist back into position and kept her right hand down by her hip, the hand with the bar of soap in it, which she slid beneath her wrinkled dress. She held up her left wrist to be chained.
As soon as he clicked the padlock through the same link as Creole had used before, she said, Call a taxi and get over there. Ring them on the gate phone, and when they let you inside, act like you're panicked. Say you killed me accidentally and everyone better get outta town. Get Creole out of there somehow and then kill my husband and get that key. Taxi back here and we'll go together to the storage facility to pick up my husband's car for the rest of our business.
It might jist work, Jerzy said, looking at his buck knife.
It will, she said. But you better call Creole now and say something to keep them from driving over here. The element of surprise is what's gonna make it all happen for you.
What should I say? Jerzy asked, and Eunice believed she almost owned him now. She was thirsty and knew he must be parched, given all the booze and drugs he'd ingested.
Tell Creole to stay there and wait for your call. Say that you might be on the verge of getting the info but that I'm a tough cookie.
You got that part right, he said.
Okay, Jerzy, you saw Bernie do his acting bits often enough. Let's see you do it, but first, please get me some water.
He went to the kitchen and came back with a plastic bottle of water, removed the cap, and handed it to her. When she drank, it seemed to remind him how thirsty he was, and he returned to the kitchen for another. When he did, she poured water on her left hand and wrist.
He returned and retrieved his cell from his jacket and speed-dialed, and then he did just what she was depending on. He turned away and walked to the kitchen to give his performance without an audience. Dewey would have stayed there, relishing an observer, but Jerzy was not an actor, and she knew instinctively he'd want privacy.
She heard him say to his partner, I need more time. She's bad, man. Her old man's a pussy, but she ain't. Gimme another hour.
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