Pauline lay on her back and O’Byrne, having undressed quickly, lay beside her. She did not acknowledge him in her usual way, she did not move. O’Byrne raised his arm to stroke her shoulder, but instead let his hand fall back heavily against the sheet. They both lay on their backs in mounting silence, until O’Byrne decided to give her one last chance and with naked grunts hauled himself on to his elbow and arranged his face over hers. Her eyes, thick with tears, stared past him. ‘What’s the matter?’ he said in resignatory sing-song. The eyes budged a fraction and fixed on his own. ‘You,’ she said simply. O’Byrne returned to his side of the bed, and after a moment said threateningly. ‘I see.’ Then he was up, and on top of her, and then past her and on the far side of the room. ‘All right then …’ he said. He wrenched his laces into a knot, and searched for his shirt. Pauline’s back was to him. But as he crossed the sitting room her rising, accelerating wail of denial made him stop and turn. All white, in a cotton nightdress, she was there in the bedroom doorway and in the air, simultaneously at every point of arc in the intervening space, like the trick photographer’s diver, she was on the far side of the room and she was at his lapels, knuckles in her mouth and shaking her head. O’Byrne smiled, and put his arms around her shoulders. Forgiveness swept through him. Clinging to each other they returned to the bedroom. O’Byrne undressed and they lay down again, O’Byrne on his back, Pauline with her head pillowed on his shoulder.
O’Byrne said, ‘I never know what’s going on in your mind,’ and deeply comforted by this thought, he fell asleep. Half an hour later he woke. Pauline, exhausted by a week of twelve-hour shifts, slept deeply on his arm. He shook her gently. ‘Hey,’ he said. He shook her firmly, and as the rhythm of her breathing broke and she began to stir, he said in a laconic parody of some unremembered film, ‘Hey, there’s something we ain’t done yet …’
Harold was excited. When O’Byrne walked into the shop towards noon the following day Harold took hold of his arms and waved in the air a sheet of paper. He was almost shouting. ‘I’ve worked it all out. I know what I want to do with the shop.’ ‘Oh yeah,’ said O’Byrne dully, and put his fingers in his eyes and scratched till the intolerable itch there became a bearable pain. Harold rubbed his small pink hands together and explained rapidly. ‘I’m going All American. I spoke to their rep on the phone this morning and he’ll be here in half an hour. I’m getting rid of all the quid a time piss-in-her-cunt letters. I’m gonna carry the whole of the House of Florence range at £4.50 a time.’
O’Byrne walked across the shop to where Harold’s jacket was spread across a chair. He tried it on. It was of course too small. ‘And I’m going to call it Transatlantic Books,’ Harold was saying. O’Byrne tossed the jacket on to the chair. It slid to the floor and deflated there like some reptilian air sac. Harold picked it up, and did not cease talking. ‘If I carry Florence exclusive I get a special discount and,’ he giggled, ‘they pay for the fucking neon sign.’
O’Byrne sat down and interrupted his brother. ‘How many of those soddin’ inflatable women did you unload? There’s still twenty-five of the fuckers in the cellar.’ But Harold was pouring out scotch into two glasses. ‘He’ll be here in half an hour,’ he repeated, and offered one glass to O’Byrne. ‘Big deal,’ said O’Byrne, and sipped. ‘I want you to take the van over to Norbury and collect the order this afternoon. I want to get into this straight away.’
O’Byrne sat moodily with his drink while his brother whistled and was busy about the shop. A man came in and bought a magazine. ‘See,’ said O’Byrne sourly while the customer was still lingering over the tentacled condoms, ‘he bought English, didn’t he?’ The man turned guiltily and left. Harold came and crouched by O’Byrne’s chair and spoke as one who explains copulation to an infant. ‘And what do I make? Forty per cent of 75p. Thirty p. Thirty fucking p. On House of Florence I’ll make fifty per cent of £4·50. And that,’ he rested his hand briefly on O’Byrne’s knee, ‘is what I call business.’
O’Byrne wriggled his empty glass in front of Harold’s face, and waited patiently for his brother to fill it … Little Runt.
The House of Florence warehouse was a disused church in a narrow terraced street on the Brixton side of Norbury. O’Byrne entered by the main porch. A crude plasterboard office and waiting room had been set up in the west end. The font was a large ash-tray in the waiting room. An elderly woman with a blue rinse sat alone in the office typing. When O’Byrne tapped on the sliding window she ignored him, then she rose and slid aside the glass panel. She took the order form he pushed towards her, glancing at him with unconcealed distaste. She spoke primly. ‘You better wait there.’ O’Byrne tap-danced abstractedly about the font, and combed his hair, and whistled the tune that went in a circle. Suddenly a shrivelled man with a brown coat and clipboard was at his side. ‘Transatlantic Books?’ he said. O’Byrne shrugged and followed him. They moved together slowly down long aisles of bolted steel shelves, the old man pushing a large trolley and O’Byrne walking a little in front with his hands clasped behind his back. Every few yards the warehouseman stopped, and with bad-tempered gasps lifted a thick pile of magazines from the shelves. The load on the trolley grew. The old man’s breath echoed hoarsely around the church. At the end of the first aisle he sat down on the trolley, between his neat piles, and coughed and hawked for a minute or so into a paper handkerchief. Then, carefully folding the tissue and its ponderous green contents back into his pocket, he said to O’Byrne. ‘Here, you’re young. You push this thing.’ And O’Byrne said, ‘Push the fucker yourself. It’s your job,’ and offered the man a cigarette and lit it for him.
O’Byrne nodded at the shelves. ‘You get some reading done here.’ The old man exhaled irritably. ‘It’s all rubbish. It ought to be banned.’ They moved on. At the end, as he was signing the invoice, O’Byrne said, ‘Who you got lined up for tonight? Madam in the office there?’ The warehouseman was pleased. His cackles rang out like bells, then tailed into another coughing fit. He leaned feebly against the wall, and when he had recovered sufficiently he raised his head and meaningfully winked his watery eye. But O’Byrne had turned and was wheeling the magazines out to the van.
Lucy was ten years older than Pauline, and a little plump. But her flat was large and comfortable. She was a sister and Pauline no more than a trainee nurse. They knew nothing of each other. At the underground station O’Byrne bought flowers for Lucy, and when she opened the door to him he presented them with a mock bow and the clicking of heels. ‘A peace offering?’ she said contemptuously and took the daffodils away. She had led him into the bedroom. They sat down side by side on the bed. O’Byrne ran his hand up her leg in a perfunctory kind of way. She pushed away his arm and said, ‘Come on then. Where have you been the past three days?’ O’Byrne could barely remember. Two nights with Pauline, one night in the pub with friends of his brother.
He stretched back luxuriously on the pink candlewick. ‘You know … working late for Harold. Changing the shop around. That kind of thing.’
‘Those dirty books,’ said Lucy with a little high-pitched laugh.
O’Byrne stood up and kicked off his shoes. ‘Don’t start that,’ he said, glad to be off the defensive. Lucy leaned forwards and gathered up his shoes. ‘You’re going to ruin the backs of these,’ she said busily, ‘kicking them off like that.’
They both undressed. Lucy hung her clothes neatly in the wardrobe. When O’Byrne stood almost naked before her she wrinkled her nose in disgust. ‘Is that you smelling?’ O’Byrne was hurt. ‘I’ll have a bath,’ he offered curtly.
Lucy stirred the bathwater with her hand, and spoke loudly over the thunder of the taps. ‘You should have brought me some clothes to wash.’ She hooked her fingers into the elastic of his pants. ‘Give me these now and they’ll be dry by the morning.’ O’Byrne laced his fingers into hers in a decoy of affection. ‘No, no,’ he shouted rapidly. ‘They were clean on this morning, they were.’ Playfully Lucy tried to get them off. They wrestled ac
ross the bathroom floor, Lucy shrieking with laughter, O’Byrne excited but determined.
Finally Lucy put on her dressing gown and went away. O’Byrne heard her in the kitchen. He sat in the bath and washed away the bright green stains. When Lucy returned his pants were drying on the radiator. ‘Women’s Lib, innit?’ said O’Byrne from the bath. Lucy said, ‘I’m getting in too,’ and took off her dressing gown. O’Byrne made room for her. ‘Please yourself,’ he said with a smile as she settled herself in the grey water.
O’Byrne lay on his back on the clean white sheets, and Lucy eased herself on to his belly like a vast nesting bird. She would have it no other way, from the beginning she had said, ‘I’m in charge.’ O’Byrne had replied, ‘We’ll see about that.’ He was horrified, sickened, that he could enjoy being overwhelmed, like one of those cripples in his brother’s magazines. Lucy had spoken briskly, the kind of voice she used for difficult patients. ‘If you don’t like it then don’t come back.’ Imperceptibly O’Byrne was initiated into Lucy’s wants. It was not simply that she wished to squat on him. She did not want him to move. ‘If you move again,’ she warned him once, ‘you’ve had it.’ From mere habit O’Byrne thrust upwards and deeper, and quick as the tongue of a snake she lashed his face several times with her open palm. On the instant she came, and afterwards lay across the bed, half sobbing, half laughing. O’Byrne, one side of his face swollen and pink, departed sulking. You’re a bloody pervert,’ he had shouted from the door.
Next day he was back, and Lucy agreed not to hit him again. Instead she abused him. ‘You pathetic helpless little shit,’ she would scream at the peak of her excitement. And she seemed to intuit O’Byrne’s guilty thrill of pleasure, and wish to push it further. One time she had suddenly lifted herself clear of him and, with a far-away smile, urinated on his head and chest. O’Byrne had struggled to get clear, but Lucy held him down and seemed deeply satisfied by his unsought orgasm. This time O’Byrne left the flat enraged. Lucy’s strong, chemical smell was with him for days, and it was during this time that he met Pauline. But within the week he was back at Lucy’s to collect, so he insisted, his razor, and Lucy was persuading him to try on her underwear. O’Byrne resisted with horror and excitement. ‘The trouble with you,’ said Lucy, ‘is that you’re scared of what you like.’
Now Lucy gripped his throat in one hand. ‘You dare move,’ she hissed, and closed her eyes. O’Byrne lay still. Above him Lucy swayed like a giant tree. Her lips were forming a word, but there was no sound. Many minutes later she opened her eyes and stared down, frowning a little as though struggling to place him. And all the while she eased backwards and forwards. Finally she spoke, more to herself than to him. ‘Worm …’ O’Byrne moaned. Lucy’s legs and thighs tightened and trembled. ‘Worm … worm … you little worm. I’m going to tread on you … dirty little worm.’ Once more her hand was closed about his throat. His eyes were sunk deep, and his word travelled a long way before it left his lips. ‘Yes,’ he whispered.
The following day O’Byrne attended the clinic. The doctor and his male assistant were matter-of-fact, unimpressed. The assistant filled out a form and wanted details of O’Byrne’s recent sexual history. O’Byrne invented a whore at Ipswich bus station. For many days after that he kept to himself. Attending the clinic mornings and evenings, for injections, he was sapped of desire. When Pauline or Lucy phoned, Harold told them he did not know where O’Byrne was. ‘Probably taken off for somewhere,’ he said, winking across the shop at his brother. Both women phoned each day for three or four days, and then suddenly there were no calls from either.
O’Byrne paid no attention. The shop was taking good money now. In the evenings he drank with his brother and his brother’s friends. He felt himself to be both busy and ill. Ten days passed. With the extra cash Harold was giving him, he bought a leather jacket, like Harold’s, but somehow better, sharper, lined with red imitation silk. It both shone and creaked. He spent many minutes in front of the fish-eye mirror, standing sideways on, admiring the manner in which his shoulders and biceps pulled the leather to a tight sheen. He wore his jacket between the shop and the clinic and sensed the glances of women in the street. He thought of Pauline and Lucy. He passed a day considering which to phone first. He chose Pauline, and phoned her from the shop.
Trainee Nurse Shepherd was not available, O’Byrne was told after many minutes of waiting. She was sitting an examination. O’Byrne had his call transferred to the other side of the hospital. ‘Hi,’ he said when Lucy picked up the phone. ‘It’s me.’ Lucy was delighted. ‘When did you get back? Where have you been? When are you coming round?’ He sat down. ‘How about tonight?’ he said. Lucy whispered in sex-kitten French, ‘I can ’ardly wait …’ O’Byrne laughed and pressed his thumb and forefinger against his forehead and heard other distant voices on the line. He heard Lucy giving instructions. Then she spoke rapidly to him. ‘I’ve got to go. They’ve just brought a case in. About eight tonight then …’ and she was gone.
O’Byrne prepared his story, but Lucy did not ask him where he had been. She was too happy. She laughed when she opened the door to him, she hugged him and laughed again. She looked different. O’Byrne could not remember her so beautiful. Her hair was shorter and a deeper brown, her nails were pale orange, she wore a short black dress with orange dots. There were candles and wine glasses on the dining table, music on the record player. She stood back, her eyes bright, almost wild, and admired his leather jacket. She ran her hands up the red lining. She pressed herself against it. ‘Very smooth,’ she said. ‘Reduced to sixty quid,’ O’Byrne said proudly, and tried to kiss her. But she laughed again and pushed him into a chair. ‘You wait there and I’ll get something to drink.’
O’Byrne lay back. From the record player a man sang of love in a restaurant with clean white tablecloths. Lucy brought an icy bottle of white wine. She sat on the arm of his chair and they drank and talked. Lucy told him recent stories of the ward, of nurses who fell in and out of love, patients who recovered or died. As she spoke she undid the top buttons of his shirt and pushed her hand down to his belly. And when O’Byrne turned in his chair and reached up for her she pushed him away, leaned down and kissed him on the nose. ‘Now now,’ she said primly. O’Byrne exerted himself. He recounted anecdotes he had heard in the pub. Lucy laughed crazily at the end of each, and as he was beginning the third she let her hand drop lightly between his legs and rest there. O’Byrne closed his eyes. The hand was gone and Lucy was nudging him. ‘Go on,’ she said. ‘It was getting interesting.’ He caught her wrist and wanted to pull her on to his lap. With a little sigh she slipped away and returned with a second bottle. ‘We should have wine more often,’ she said, ‘if it makes you tell such funny stories.’
Encouraged, O’Byrne told his story, something about a car and what a garage mechanic said to a vicar. Once again Lucy was fishing round his fly and laughing, laughing. It was a funnier story than he thought. The floor rose and fell beneath his feet. And Lucy so beautiful, scented, warm … her eyes glowed. He was paralysed by her teasing. He loved her, and she laughed and robbed him of his will. Now he saw, he had come to live with her, and each night she teased him to the edge of madness. He pressed his face into her breasts. ‘I love you,’ he mumbled, and again Lucy was laughing, shaking, wiping the tears from her eyes. ‘Do you … do you …’ she kept trying to say. She emptied the bottle into his glass. ‘Here’s a toast …’ ‘Yeah,’ said O’Byrne, ‘To us.’ Lucy was holding down her laughter. ‘No, no,’ she squealed. ‘To you.’ ‘All right,’ he said, and downed his wine in one. Then Lucy was standing in front of him pulling his arm. ‘C’mon,’ she said. ‘C’mon.’ O’Byrne struggled out of the chair. ‘What about dinner then?’ he said. ‘You’re the dinner,’ she said, and they giggled as they tottered towards the bedroom.
As they undressed Lucy said, ‘I’ve got a special little surprise for you so … no fuss.’ O’Byrne sat on the edge of Lucy’s large bed and shivered. ‘I’m ready for anything,’ he
said. ‘Good … good,’ and for the first time she kissed him deeply, and pushed him gently backwards on to the bed. She climbed forward and sat astride his chest. O’Byrne closed his eyes. Months ago he would have resisted furiously. Lucy lifted his left hand to her mouth and kissed each finger. ‘Hmmm … the first course.’ O’Byrne laughed. The bed and the room undulated softly about him. Lucy was pushing his hand towards the top corner of the bed. O’Byrne heard a distant jingle, like bells. Lucy knelt by his shoulder, holding down his wrist, buckling it to a leather strap. She had always said she would tie him up one day and fuck him. She bent low over his face and they kissed again. She was licking his eyes and whispering, ‘You’re not going anywhere,’ O’Byrne gasped for air. He could not move his face to smile. Now she was tugging at his right arm, pulling it, stretching it to the far corner of the bed. With a dread thrill of compliance O’Byrne felt his arm die. Now that was secure and Lucy was running her hands along the inside of his thigh, and on down to his feet … he lay stretched almost to breaking, splitting, fixed to each corner, spread out against the white sheet. Lucy knelt at the apex of his legs. She stared down at him with a faint, objective smile, and fingered herself delicately. O’Byrne lay waiting for her to settle on him like a vast white nesting bird. She was tracing with the tip of one finger the curve of his excitement, and then with thumb and forefinger making a tight ring about its base. A sigh fled between his teeth. Lucy leaned forwards. Her eyes were wild. She whispered, ‘We’re going to get you, me and Pauline are …’
Pauline. For an instant, syllables hollow of meaning. ‘What?’ said O’Byrne, and as he spoke the word he remembered, and understood a threat. ‘Untie me,’ he said quickly. But Lucy’s finger curled under her crotch and her eyes half closed. Her breathing was slow and deep. ‘Untie me,’ he shouted, and struggled hopelessly with his straps. Lucy’s breath came now in light little gasps. As he struggled, so they accelerated. She was saying something … moaning something. What was she saying? He could not hear. ‘Lucy,’ he said, ‘please untie me.’ Suddenly she was silent, her eyes wide open and clear. She climbed off the bed. ‘Your friend Pauline will be here, soon,’ she said, and began to get dressed. She was different, her movements brisk and efficient, she no longer looked at him. O’Byrne tried to sound casual. His voice was a little high. ‘What’s going on?’ Lucy stood at the foot of the bed buttoning her dress. Her lip curled. ‘You’re a bastard,’ she said. The doorbell rang and she smiled. ‘Now that’s good timing, isn’t it?’
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