Bad Valentines 2: Six Twisted Love Stories (Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out Book 5)

by Steve Vernon

  He set the next rock on top of her, directly beside the others.

  “We shot you and the musket balls swerved in midair like they were afraid of sinking into the taint of your flesh.”

  He scooped up another rock, grunting as he scooped. He just wasn’t as young a man as he used to be – and no wonder.

  Sights like this one aged you faster than years ought to run.

  “We hung you in a noose woven from a widow’s gray hair, a noose soaked in children’s tears and you kicked and cackled like a hell-kite in the wind.”

  He laid the next rock down, sank to his knees and scooped up another stone. He was building a kind of rhythm that made the labor just a little easier.

  “We burned you but even fired failed us.”

  It was true. She had witched a storm from a cloudless sky and drowned the blaze cold. Young Seth Hamilton, the town smith who had been the only man to dare kindle her pyre had been cindered black.

  “Let the stones crush you and the dirt eat you,” Fell said, laying another rock – which made thirteen stones in all. These were all good sized stones, hand-picked, at least the weight of child’s corpse. She ought to have been crushed by the weight upon her yet she carried the load as if it were nothing but sticks and straw.

  “Where did you hide the broom, witch?” Fell asked.

  “Maybe it’s up your bunghole,” Thessaly taunted. “Have you looked there recently?”

  The broom was her power and Fell feared it – although he knew that he shouldn’t have. It was just a thing of woven willow. His grand-nanny swept the pine boards of her cabin daily with just such a broom and she certainly wasn’t a witch.

  Wasn’t she?

  He bent for another stone.

  Thessaly spat in his face. “Bury that, god kisser.”

  He dropped the fourteenth stone upon her. It made a hard sound, like the witch Thessaly had stared too long at the Gorgon. He grunted at the effort and she laughed at his strain – which stung his pride hard.

  “You must pay for your crimes against God and this community,” Fell said.

  Thessaly snorted. It wasn’t any kind of human sound. Her snort sounded heavy and animalistic - like that of a boar in rut.

  “What I pay for is refusing to give you my land,” she pointed out, as the wind rattled the grass. “What I pay for is witching your field in return for your greed. I pay for your cattle that ate the gray grass. Happiest of all, I pay for your daughter, Fell.”

  Eliza.

  Damn it.

  Fell could still taste the smell of the dead meat festering in the back of his sinuses. He had put down the last tainted beast this morning. He had beaten it square in the skull with his best chopping axe. The metal of the blade had chewed into the bone and stuck hard. He had to put his left boot against the cow’s forehead and lean back to work the axe loose. The unholy cattle hadn’t moved, not one of them - even after he had cut the first two down. The cursed cattle had just stood there in his field, the wind making slow soft harp sounds blowing through their gray rattled guts.

  He had put his daughter Eliza down before he had started with the cattle. Then he burned what was left of her and he buried her ashes in the field.

  The husk that he had burned and buried wouldn’t have nourished a worm.

  “Was the milk tasty, Fell?” Thessaly taunted him. “Did young Eliza find it sweet?”

  “Witch!” Fell hissed.

  He snatched up a skull-sized rock scraping his hand against the rough granite and marking it with his own blood. He would match his stone and his blood against hers, he fiercely swore.

  But first he had to know.

  “Where did you hide the broom?”

  “Closer than you imagine.”

  She spat again. The phlegm spattered the grass. The wind blew a little harder as Fell flung the stone. The granite chipped and sparked upon her flesh.

  The farmer in Fell’s soul feared a run of wildfire. A spark could easily rise up in dry times like this and tear through an entire countryside.

  “I’ll curse you Fell. I’ll curse you and all those who stand with you.” the old woman began to chant. “Merry through the prickle bush, the gore bush, the hump; careful round the holly fall, she’ll catch your shadow hold…,”

  The onlookers stiffened like a pack of wintered over scarecrows. Fear, or something darker, rooted their feet to the earth. Fell stumbled back from the pit. The wind stiffened and gusted as Thessaly laughed all the harder.

  “Our father,” Fell began to pray. “Protect us from this harridan’s evil spells.”

  Thessaly continued to laugh.

  “It is no spell, you fool. It is nothing more than a children’s rhyme, Fell. It was only a nursery rhyme. Maybe I wasn’t witching your field. Maybe I was merely waving my broom at a thieving crow.”

  Did she speak the truth?

  Fell smothered his doubt.

  Thessaly Cross had killed Eliza and Abraham Fell would not rest until he saw the witch finally dead.

  He knelt down and caught hold of the next stone.

  Only she wouldn’t stay quiet.

  “Witches don’t curse, Fell. Only men curse,” Thessaly ranted. “They curse themselves and their pitiful lot.”

  “You lie,” Fell said, working the stone free

  “Truth! I tell truth. Witches dance in easy circles. We follow the rhythms of time and tide and the wind that washes the earth’s bones dry.”

  The wind howled. A tangled snare of root rammed through the dirt. Fell stepped back too late. The root twisted like a snake. It snared Fell’s wrists and held him fast.

  “Witches plant what men water with tears,” Thessaly shrieked. “Witches sow the sorrow men must reap. Know this, Fell. When you harm a witch you plant a grudge as old as regret.”

  Fell tugged against the root. From the corner of his eye he saw the rest of the townsfolk, snared like screaming rabbits.

  “I have you Fell. I have you all. Now you will see what a witched field really is.”

  And then Thessaly set the field to work.

  She stirred dead grass into unholy life. The strands and stalks whirred like a wind of teeth, slicing through men and women who tried too late to run away.

  The first man died in mid-scream, as a gust of grass harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, impaled a second man. A third went down beneath an airborne avalanche of fieldstone.

  The wind grew gray with dust, straw and flesh. The earth opened in great cratered swallowing mouths.

  The townsfolk all died screaming.

  Only Fell remained.

  He stared at the carnage, as helpless as a snared rabbit.

  “Witches sow, Fell. Witches sow and men must reap.”

  She raised her hands.

  He saw gray dirt imbedded beneath her fingernails.

  “Shall I tell you where I have hid my broom, Fell? Have you guessed? Do you really want to know? I buried it in your very own field.”

  The broom rose straight up from the earth’s dirty womb, not more than an arm’s reach from Fell.

  “I and my broom will wait for you, Fell. We will wait for you like a seed waits for rain. Live with this. I have taken every one you know, but I let you live to breed. I let you live with the knowledge that one day I will return to visit your descendants.”

  Fell braced his feet in the dirt. He prayed for the strength of Samson. He fought against the root.

  “Now I will show you how to bury a witch,” she crowed.

  She hugged herself as if hugging an unseen lover. The earth moved in reply as a thousand rocks flew from the flesh of the field and hovered above her homemade grave. Fell tore his wrists from the shackle of root.

  He felt the skin rip from his bones.

  “No descendants! No curse! Today we die together,” he howled.

  He uprooted the broom with his freshly skinned hands. He threw himself down upon her. His momentum drove the broom handle straight through her hea
rt. A gout of stinking blood splashed his face.

  The willow twig head of the broom stood out in all directions like an angry star. Fell saw the flash of tiny unimaginable teeth grinning from the end of each writhing twig.

  Then the broom took him.

  It ate at his face like his skin was nothing more than apple rind. He felt the white-hot twig-worms gnaw his features. He felt them tear and burn through the bowl of his skull. They crawled into the jelly of his brain and nibbled at his thoughts.

  He had time for one last scream.

  The broom ate that as well. It swallowed each morsel of Abraham Fell’s pain and terror as it dragged him deeper down into the hole with the witch. The rocks poised above them like a pair of hands, ready to applaud. Thessaly pushed him from her. She nearly pushed him from the grave.

  “Live, Fell. Let the meat grow back upon your opened skull. Crawl back from the brink of death. My curse shall stand. This earth grows too cold for me. I will wait for you and your descendants in the belly of hell.”

  “No!” Fell pushed back down upon her. “The curse ends here.”

  He shoved forward. He felt the broom slide and suck through the cage of his ribs. He pushed himself closer, impaling himself on the broom handle. The willow wood splintered inside him. It nailed him to Thessaly’s twisting frame. He felt her bones wiggling beneath her meat like worms in the dirt.

  She nearly slipped free.

  He bit her lip, tearing grayish meat. The pain racked her concentration. She let her spell and the rocks above them drop. The grave, the broom, the witch and Fell were sealed in completely.

  For a long time, nothing moved.

  The moon rose like a slow ghost, lanterning down upon the butcher field.

  A small gray form pushed from the rocky grave. The gray hairless skin glistened beneath the cool wash of moonlight, like the hide of a stillborn rat.

  It crawled away into the darkness that surrounded the field.

  A lone owl hooted remorselessly.

  …soooon…

  CHAPTER ONE - Three Hundred Years Later

  * 1 *

  I’m going to die, Maddy thought.

  And the whole thing is all my fault.

  She stared at her reflection in the dark kitchen window and her dead mother’s eyes stared back at her. There was a question asked in those ghost window eyes.

  What are you going to do now, girl?

  Maddy couldn’t say.

  Vic stood in the center of the kitchen, waving his arms like a one-man windmill. Zigger slunk beneath his feet, gazing up with eyes pale as rotted moons, hoping to be fed.

  Again.

  “What the hell were you thinking?” Vic yelled.

  Maddy felt her bones reaching down through the floorboards into the Nova Scotian dirt. She felt her bones take root, going to seed. What had she been thinking? She should have run a half a dozen years ago.

  Now she was trapped.

  Just like her mother.

  Vic kept yelling, one of the only things he was good at. “I come home a little late and you do a thing like this. What were you thinking?”

  Maddy didn’t regret what she’d done, just doing it so stupidly. She’d been angry. She should’ve known there’d be trouble. She told herself that she needed to keep just as calm as possible.

  She watched her reflection as she answered.

  “A little late? It’s nearly midnight. You could have phoned.”

  “The payphone at Benson’s was broke. Somebody buried a goddamn slug in it.”

  Vic always had a ready lie. Lord but she was tired of it. She was tired of a lot of things. Marriage with Vic had started out fun, but fun changed fast. Vic grew mean just as soon as he had his cubic zirconium leash planted on her finger.

  “You weren’t at Benson’s,” Maddy said. “You were at the tavern, spending your pay check. You probably danced yourself a couple of go-rounds with the shortest skirt in the place, I bet.”

  Vic grinned, knowingly.

  He was such a total bastard.

  He didn’t even try to hide it.

  “A man’s got a right to relax. Besides, I was at Benson’s, having a cup of coffee.”

  She was tired of arguing, but what else could she do? Divorce him? She couldn’t expect any alimony. Vic would just laugh and drive away and that would be that – which would leave her on meant welfare.

  No way.

  She’d be cold in the ground before she’d lean on the dole.

  “I smell bourbon,” she remarked and instantly regretted it.

  Vic’s eyes flattened like slices of cut glass.

  Maddy had just stepped over the line.

  “Maybe your nose is broke and you smell things wrong,” he suggested. “It could happen.”

  Stupid. She hadn’t planned to make him angry. She should have stopped right then and there - only she didn’t feel like stopping.

  She made herself loose and ready to duck.

  She usually could dodge the first couple of swings.

  “You could have phoned,” she argued. “It’s a public restaurant. You could have asked Jack to use the counter phone. He wouldn’t have minded.”

  Vic bulldozed straight through her argument. “Don’t talk goddamn foolishness, girl. Jack Benson never lets anyone use that phone, not unless the kitchen was burning down.”

  “You could have tried.”

  “Never you mind. Me being late is no excuse to do what you done.”

  “It had gone cold,” she explained for the dozenth time.

  “Well what’s a microwave for?”

  “The microwave was broke, just the same as the pay phone.”

  He nearly laughed. It was too bad he didn’t. It would have been over but out of the blue old Zigger started to bark. Vic booted the hound square in the ribs. The dog yelped in protest.

  “Shut up hound.”

  Kicking the dog should have cooled him down only Vic never worked that way. A little violence stirred him up like a poker shoved in a fire.

  “I just need to know what you were thinking,” he asked, coming back to his anger like a dog after a bone. “Doing a thing like that.”

  “It went cold,” she repeated. “It went cold, I was tired and it was near midnight. The dog needed feeding. If you’d put some dog food in the house like I asked, I wouldn’t have had to give him yours.”

  “There was a hockey game on,” Vic argued. “Can’t you understand?”

  His voice rose at the last like a hurt little boy. Maddy nearly laughed. He was just so dense. He couldn’t realize what an absolute shithead he was being. She nearly laughed, but laughter right now would have been too much like asking for it.

  She wasn’t suicidal.

  Not yet.

  She tried to make peace.

  “Look Vic, there’s a stick of salami in the fridge if you want. Some pickles and relish if you’d like. I’d be glad to fry you up a couple of slices and make you a sandwich of it.”

  “I don’t want no stinking salami and I’m sick to death of your preserves. I want my supper, damn it, and I want it now.”

  From beneath the table’s safety, Zigger barked again. He was always going off, ever since his eyes went. His baying bounced off the ratty gray walls of the kitchen until it seemed the plaster would shatter.

  “Quiet!” Vic yelled, kicking at the table and the dog beneath it.

  Don’t let him get you going, she told herself, but there was something growing inside her and getting bigger as every moment slipped by.

  “So I thought,” Maddy started, still trying to figure how to change the subject.

  That instant of lapsed attention was all Vic needed. He grabbed her by the chin and twisted her face around to meet his gaze.

  “Thought what Maddy? What’d you think? What have you ever thought in your godforsaken life?”

  He pushed his face close to her, looming over her. He really didn’t need to. Vic was large all over, a totem of a man, all forehead and chin fram
ed in a thicket of dark tangled hair. It made Maddy feel small, just standing next to him. It was a kind of slow erosion working away deep in her soul. Every year Vic made her feel a little bit smaller, like he was whittling her down until she was nothing but a shadow.

  Some days she felt like she was nothing more than a puppet, dancing on his strings.

  “If you learned how to think, then I sure want to know about it.” Vic went on.

  The thing got bigger inside her. Every breath cut like a fish knife, her heart banged like a crazy drummer. It’s a heart attack, she thought. I’m having a heart attack.

  “Maddy? Are you listening to me?”

  Oh god I’m glad it’s over. He can bury me where ever he wants to.

  I don’t care.

  Zigger bayed and skittered across the tile floor.

  “Shut up hound,” Vic snarled. “It’s bad enough you ate my goddamn supper.”

  Maddy squeezed her eyes shut. She felt a burst of blue light open like fireworks going off inside her skull.

  Oh god.

  It’s a stroke, she thought. A stroke or a heart attack or maybe some sort of aneurysm.

  Whatever it was it couldn’t be any worse than life with Vic.

  Just then Vic snapped his fingers a half inch from Maddy’s eyes, calling her back from the brink of her imagined death.

  “Hey!” he shouted.

  Maddy opened her eyes, startled to attention.

  “Are you listening?”

  She stared. It wasn’t a heart attack, but it sure was something. A blue dot of light popped open in front of Vic’s chest. Maddy knew that the blue light had to have come from somewhere inside her. It wasn’t anything she thought. It was more something that she just felt.

  The dot hovered over Vic’s heart, flickering like a blue firefly.

  “Well?”

  She saw her chance and she took it.

  “It went cold, Vic. Your supper went cold and the pork chops were greasy and I figured you were out at Benson’s and it’s a restaurant so you must have had yourself some supper, now didn’t you?”

  The cavalry rode in just that quickly. She shifted the blame to him. She put him on the defensive. It would work. She had trapped him in his lie and made him feel like he had to hide the whole thing.

  She’d beaten him again.