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by Sarah Tregay


  neighborhood

  instead of the city.

  Greta greets us with a smile

  as wide as mine.

  The Perfect Dress

  The three of us giggle like girlfriends

  as Aunt Greta empties her attic

  of every dress the Otis/O’Grady girls have ever worn:

  Great-Grandmother Gigi’s black one

  she wears to funerals

  Grammie Iris’s baby-blue prom dress, circa 1963

  Aunt Greta’s collection of bridesmaid atrocities

  Mom’s ivory wedding dress.

  Cautious,

  because I don’t want to ruin the mood,

  I skip past the funeral blacks and the bridal whites

  to the blue satin one,

  saying that everyone always said,

  I look most like Grammie Iris, except for Dad’s dark hair.

  I slip it on

  zip it up

  and fluff it out.

  In the mirror, I look a bit like Cinderella

  crossed with Snow White.

  My mother says

  it brings out my eyes.

  Greta shows me

  how a tulle petticoat

  fills out the skirt.

  Mom and Greta giggle

  and squeeze into sassy dresses

  just to be silly.

  Still wearing our sneakers,

  we hop the T at Harvard Square

  and ride downtown

  to treat ourselves to dim sum.

  Careful not to drip

  sweet and sour sauce

  on our

  evening gowns.

  J.D. Picks Me Up

  wearing a tuxedo and driving a Jeep.

  Mom gives me a look

  mixed with admiration

  (because she agrees that J.D. looks like a prince)

  and concern

  (because she thinks that J.D. looks like a player).

  I tell her not to worry

  and kiss her on the cheek.

  (I won’t be getting kissed anywhere else myself.)

  “Hey,” he says as he turns onto the main road.

  “Thanks for coming with me tonight.”

  “No problem,” I reply. “It’ll be fun.”

  “You haven’t been to an Oyster River dance.

  They’re a drag if you don’t have someone to talk to.”

  “I was wondering why you asked me.”

  “Really?” J.D. glances over at me and smiles.

  “I thought that much was obvious.”

  “What’s obvious?” I ask.

  “I want us to be friends,” he says.

  “That’s why I bring you breakfast.”

  Duh! I say to myself.

  God, I’m so stupid—

  just because J.D.’s totally hot

  doesn’t mean he wants to date

  every girl who stumbles

  into his life.

  Homecoming at OR

  is more like a pep rally

  with a little lame music

  and dancing thrown in.

  J.D. doesn’t dance so great.

  He just kind of stands there

  and holds me.

  Which makes me think of Linus

  and how he dances through life—

  his fingers across his guitar strings,

  his stocking feet on the Twister mat,

  his bare toes on the school gym floor.

  The guy even dances onstage.

  I don’t mind not dancing.

  I’ve been craving human contact,

  touch, connection

  ever since Mom and I drove away.

  “You okay with us being friends?” J.D. asks,

  pulling away and looking down at me.

  “Yeah,” I say, closing the gap again

  and resting my head on his shoulder.

  I linger in his arms

  after the last note has been played

  soaking up all the warmth

  and hoping it will last

  until the next time

  someone hugs me.

  October 5–11:54 P.M.

  EmoK8: i did it!

  MarsBars: did what?

  EmoK8: kissed angelo!!!!!

  MarsBars: how was it?

  EmoK8: like eating chocolate-covered strawberries dipped in whipped cream

  MarsBars: no fair. when i kissed him, we drooled on each other.

  EmoK8: some things get better with age.

  MarsBars: so is he your boyfriend now?

  EmoK8: sorta

  MarsBars: that’s awesome!

  EmoK8: speaking of boyfriends,

  carolina and I were at the mall.

  we ran into your dad and danny.

  ur dad was so cute,

  he was shopping for your b-day

  and wanted my opinion

  swore i wouldn’t tell.

  MarsBars: u hung out w my dad at the mall????

  EmoK8: he and danny r so adorable.

  they got us Cokes. we talked.

  MarsBars: i am so jealous.

  u kiss angelo minus the drool,

  then spend time w my dad!

  EmoK8: i told him u missed him

  (ur dad, not angelo).

  MarsBars: thnx. what do u mean adorable?

  EmoK8: speaking of adorable men,

  have u talked 2 linus lately?

  MarsBars: it’s too depressing.

  EmoK8: i know. his dad lost his job.

  MarsBars: not just that.

  all we talk about is not being together.

  makes me want to cry.

  EmoK8: on ur way to being emo

  MarsBars: no.

  EmoK8: you like emo boys why not b emo?

  MarsBars: because my butt’s too big for skinny jeans.

  EmoK8: so emo. luv it.

  MarsBars: miss u katie. nite.

  EmoK8: luv u 2.

  I Close Mom’s Computer

  and creep back down the lane,

  alone again in the middle of the night.

  I feel more alone than ever,

  because I didn’t/couldn’t

  tell Katie about

  how beautiful Grammie Iris’s dress fit

  and how nice it felt to dance/not dance with J.D.

  I thought I could.

  But I couldn’t.

  Because she’s friends with Linus.

  And he might get the wrong idea.

  I know I should have explained

  to Katie

  how J.D. and I had agreed

  that we were just friends.

  But I’m not really sure

  I could explain how

  it felt so good to be held,

  and kissed on the cheek.

  Because it did feel good.

  Too good.

  Middle-of-the-Night Daydreams

  I pile on more blankets to keep out the cold.

  Still shivering, I drag them into the front room

  and build a fire in the potbellied stove.

  Watching the flames,

  I see Katie’s words on the screen of my mind:

  speaking of boyfriends . . .

  we ran into your dad and danny . . .

  they got us Cokes. we talked.

  So it is true.

  Dad really is gay.

  (I wish he wasn’t.)

  Dad and Danny hang out together—

  shop for my birthday present together.

  (I wish they wouldn’t.)

  This gay-dad-depressed-mom craziness

  is not a nightmare I can wake up from.

  (I wish I could.)

  In this universe there are no time machines,

  or keys that can turn hearts back around.

  (I wish there was.)

  If there was a restart button

  that’d reboot my parents’ relationship

  I’d press it.

  Dinner

  My mother glances up at me<
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  as she twirls spaghetti.

  We share a soft-lipped smile.

  I look down

  and realize

  I twirl noodles

  just like she does.

  And

  in my very next thought

  I wonder

  if my boyfriend is gay.

  That would explain

  why he never once

  took off

  my

  clothes.

  When I Was Little

  my mother used to tell me

  how wonderful my father was

  how smart, how funny.

  She used to explain

  how perfect it was to share

  books, art, and music.

  What she meant was

  don’t fall for a hard body

  without a soft heart

  like Aunt Greta did.

  I ask her, “Do you take it back?”

  She doesn’t understand

  so I explain about soft hearts.

  “Your father had a little more than a midlife crisis.

  I liked his sports car fetish better.”

  “But do you take it back?”

  “No. I still believe in kind men.”

  “But what if all the nice guys are gay?”

  I ask.

  “What if Linus is gay?”

  I panic.

  “If he is,” Mom says, “you’ll have two best friends.”

  Crap.

  So I waited fifteen years

  for some guy to call me his girlfriend.

  And he probably has a crush on the quarterback.

  When Dad Calls and I Answer

  I take the cordless down the steps to the dock

  and hide from my mother.

  He asks me when I’ll be coming home.

  I tell him Mom needs me,

  that she’s coming unraveled.

  “What about you? Are you okay?”

  “Yeah. I made a friend. We went to homecoming.”

  “A guy friend or a girl friend?”

  “A guy friend, Dad.”

  He sighs.

  “It’s the guy friends of yours I worry about.”

  I laugh.

  “You and Mom.”

  “At least we still agree on some things.”

  He sighs again, louder this time

  and more tired.

  “Did I tell you that I cut my hair?”

  I say to change the subject.

  “You Cut Your Hair?”

  So I had to tell him

  the whole haircut story:

  It started with a bad hair day.

  Because three months of

  swimming in Great Bay

  and attempting to wash my hair

  in the trickle of well water

  that resembled a shower,

  left my once-straight, long hair

  tangled and sticking out like a wilted Afro

  and feeling like it was well on its way

  to dreadlocking itself.

  Hairapy

  My great-grandmother, Gigi, told me that

  I should wash it with apple cider vinegar

  (because I am a brunette),

  and condition it with mayonnaise

  (not Miracle Whip),

  in order to get

  clean,

  straight,

  shampoo-commercial hair.

  Needless to say,

  I smelled like

  potato salad

  for three days.

  Until

  I marched into town,

  plunked my butt in the salon chair,

  and told the lady

  to cut it off.

  I didn’t expect

  her to put the scissors

  between my ponytail holder

  and the back of my head.

  I didn’t expect

  my hair to fall to the floor

  in just one

  soft tha-wump.

  My head felt instantly lighter,

  the back of my neck cooler,

  and the smell of salad dressing

  had faded just a little bit.

  I didn’t expect

  a simple haircut

  to change my appearance

  so much.

  I looked cute,

  almost pretty—

  but vanity embarrasses me.

  So I didn’t take a picture

  to send to my boyfriend

  back in Boise.

  Family Hairstory

  Aunt Greta informed me

  that every single Otis/O’Grady girl

  had fallen for the vinegar-and-mayonnaise trick

  since Gigi was young.

  In 1927.

  And even though I had smartened up,

  Gigi kept trying to get me to do

  things she did when she was my age.

  “When I was a young lady,

  I sent this young man a lock of my hair,

  so he’d remember me.”

  “That’s very Sense and Sensibility of you, Gigi.”

  “You should send a lock to your sweetie.”

  (I kept my old ponytail to remind myself

  not to wash my hair with items from the fridge.)

  I knew her mind was getting old-lady foggy,

  because I have proof

  that she and G’pa traded

  sexy pictures of themselves in bathing suits

  when he was off at war.

  My Relatives Are Like Grapes on a Vine

  Aunt Greta,

  Great-uncle Arthur,

  Grammie Iris,

  and Great-grandmother Gigi

  run the world’s most efficient grapevine.

  Aunt Greta

  considers gossip

  an evening on the town

  over a glass of wine the size of Lake Winnipesaukee

  in one of Boston’s finest restaurants.

  Uncle Arthur

  loves to play hooky from work,

  stopping at the deli on his way through Durham

  and borrowing a beer from the summerhouse fridge.

  He shares his sandwiches with whomever he finds

  lounging on the porch and watching the tide.

  Gigi has a sweet tooth

  that she lies about every time

  she presses a quarter into my palm

  and tells me to be a dear

  and buy her an ice cream downstairs in the parlor.

  Together we lick Blue Bunny,

  whispering so her roommate won’t hear.

  Grammie Iris moved to Bennington

  eons ago

  (to escape the Grapes).

  But because she is away from the vineyard

  everyone calls her and keeps her up-to-date.

  Mom used to be like Iris

  (when we lived in Boise)

  overhearing every word about

  Aunt Greta’s divorce,

  Uncle Arthur’s fake knee,

  Gigi’s moving into a nursing home,

  and Grammie Iris’s promotion to professor emerita.

  Now the Grapes

  are talking about us.

  Money

  “Don’t turn on the furnace,”

  my mother warns

  when she and Aunt Greta

  head out for the evening.

  “Or Gigi will get the bill.”

  Since my great-grandmother

  lives in a nursing home

  she gets lots of bills

  so she doesn’t need

  another one for propane.

  So I pull on my great-grandfather’s

  World War II bomber jacket,

  and go out in the cold

  to fetch firewood.

  So that Gigi

  won’t be reminded

  that her great-granddaughter

  is living in her summerhouse

  in October.

  The Conversation

  It takes Aunt Greta
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  my mother

  into renting an apartment.

  Greta said

  that the pipes freeze

  by Veterans Day

  and then you have to

  haul a bucket of water

  up from the bay

  to flush

  the toilet.

  October 11–11:30 P.M.

  MarsBars: i’ve got sorta good news

  EmoK8: ur coming home?

  MarsBars: no. we’re gonna move out of the summerhouse into an apt.

  EmoK8: marcie, that’s not good news.

  it means ur staying in NH.

  MarsBars: can u at least try & b happy 4 me?

  EmoK8: i’m sorry. i’ll try.

 

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