Conroy and the Mocker travel to Titan for dinner.
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2094
Green Aggression begins its attack on Buffalogic, Inc.
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2095
Conroy turns himself over to the Arconi.
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2096
Conroy meets Svetlana Villanova. Also Billi. And a Celestial.
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2098
Conroy returns to Colson’s Planet.
About the Author
Lawrence M. Schoen holds a Ph.D. in cognitive psychology and psycholinguistics. He spent ten years as a college professor, doing research in the areas of human memory and language. This was followed by seventeen years as the director of research for a medical center in Philadelphia that provided mental health and addiction services.
He’s also one of the world's foremost authorities on the Klingon language, and since 1992 has championed the exploration and use of this constructed tongue throughout the world. In addition, he's the publisher behind a speculative fiction small press, Paper Golem, aimed at showcasing up-and-coming new writers as well as providing a market for novellas (and the folks responsible for bringing you this ebook). And too, he performs occasionally as a hypnotherapist specializing in authors' issues.
In 2007, he was a finalist for the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. He received a Hugo Award nomination for Best Short Story in 2010 and Nebula Award nominations for Best Novella in 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2018, and for Best Novel in 2016. Some of his most popular writing deals with the ongoing humorous adventures of a space-faring stage hypnotist named the Amazing Conroy and his animal companion Reggie, an alien buffalito that can eat anything and farts oxygen. His Barsk series represents his more serious work and uses anthropomorphic SF to explore ideas of prophecy, intolerance, political betrayal, speaking to the dead, predestination, and free will. It's also earned him the Cóyotl Award for Best Novel of 2015, and again in 2018.
Lawrence lives near Philadelphia with his wife, Valerie, who is neither a psychologist nor a Klingon speaker.
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Also by Lawrence M. Schoen
Barsk
Barsk: The Elephants' Graveyard
(2015 Nebula Award Finalist, 2015 Winner Cóyotl Award)
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The Moons of Barsk
(2018 Winner Cóyotl Award )
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The Amazing Conroy
Buffalito Bundle
(includes “Yesterday’s Taste,” 2011 WSFA Small Press Award Finalist)
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Barry's Tale
(2012 Nebula Award Finalist)
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Calendrical Regression
(2014 Nebula Award Finalist)
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Barry's Deal
(2017 Nebula Award Finalist)
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Buffalito Destiny
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Trial of the Century
(2013 Nebula Award Finalist)
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Buffalito Contingency
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Seeds of War (with Jonathan Brazee)
Invasion
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Scorched Earth
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Bitter Harvest
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Coming Soon!
Adrenaline Rush (with Brian Thorn)
Fight or Flight
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Alien Thrillseeker
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Fear of Failure
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Coming Soon!
The Demon Codex (with Brian Thorn)
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Collections
Creature Academy:
Cautionary Poems of Public Education
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Sweet Potato Pie and other stories
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Coming Soon!
The Rule of Three and other stories
Selected Short Stories
Bidding the Walrus
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Mars Needs Baby Seals
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The Game of Leaf and Smile
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The Moment
(2009 Hugo Award Finalist)
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The Wrestler and the Spear Fisher
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Non-Fiction
Coming Soon!
Hypnosis for Writers
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Books Edited/Published
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Alembical
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Alembical 2
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Alembical 3
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Alembical 4
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Cats in Space - Elektra Hammond (ed)
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Cucurbital 2
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Cucurbital 3
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Rejiggering The Thingamajig And Other Stories
Eric James Stone
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The Wizard of Macatawa and Other Stories
Tom Doyle
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Klingon Language Works
The Klingon Hamlet
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Much Ado About Nothing: The Restored Klingon Text
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Gilgamesh: A Klingon Translation
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A Pictorial Guide to the Suffixes of tlhIngan Hol
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How to Speak Klingon:
Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler
Author Website:
http://www.lawrencemschoen.com
Bonus Offer
Thanks for reading this novella of
the Amazing Conroy.
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If you liked it, you're welcome to join my Reader Group.
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He came for the barbecue.
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He stayed to help the little girl.
Conroy travels to the edge of human space to attend the best barbecue competition in the galaxy.
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When a six-year-old becomes infatuated with Reggie his buffalito, the hypnotist discovers something amiss with the child.
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Gel possesses potentially dangerous abilities – abilities she can’t control. It will require all of Conroy's hypnotic skills, and lots of audacity, luck, and barbecue sauce for him to save her.
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If he fails, the girl could die.
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Or she might simply hurl everyone into the sun!
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