“Eddie the Druid, you are one fucked up individual.”
Trimby snorted without looking up. The academic was still trying to master Facebook and it appeared to be occupying all of his attentive resources.
Layne looked at his watch. “I’m going for lunch,” he said.
* * *
The lab was empty when Layne got back. The hamburger and two pints of Guinness sat heavy in his stomach, but not heavily enough to account for the sinking feeling. When he opened his email he found an itinerary for his flight back to Melbourne sitting in his inbox. They were shipping him out at the end of the week. He scowled when he saw that they’d routed him through Heathrow.
Trimby returned eventually, accompanied by his boss, Quinnel. “I need a report on your findings by noon tomorrow.”
“It’s not going to be very long,” said Layne. “I’ve only been here a week.”
“The department wants to evaluate what you’ve got so far,” said Quinnel. “If the Dean thinks it’s worthwhile, we’ll get you working on this from home.”
Trimby made a doubtful face, but said nothing.
“Great,” said Layne. Work from home, fuck. He would have to get the internet reconnected. The McDonalds across the road from his flat had cottoned on to him stealing their wifi and blocked him. Or maybe his ancient laptop was dying—that was also a distinct possibility.
Thinking of home made him think about Libby. He wondered if she’d even noticed he was gone.
“You better get on with it,” said Quinnel.
“Don’t forget to spellcheck,” said Trimby.
* * *
The flight to Heathrow was easy, but getting to the Qantas gate from the Aer Lingus terminal required a grilling at Passport Control and two more security screenings. At the first screening, a customs guard confiscated Layne’s toothpaste and shaving gel. At the second, an officious prick with an earpiece engaged him in a long and vigorous debate as to whether or not his fountain pen constituted a weapon.
Layne had finished the Sudoku and the word puzzles in the in-flight magazine before the flight was fully boarded. He flipped restlessly through the duty free catalogue. He examined the safety card. He even read some of the adverticles in the magazine. None of it held his attention for long.
Not that Layne was in a hurry to get home. It was winter in Melbourne, and he had no heating in his single bedroom flat. He hadn’t enjoyed Dublin particularly, but he had liked living in a hotel and being able to expense claim the cost of restaurant meals. Most of all, he liked the paycheque . . . but it wouldn’t be long before he was back to two-minute noodles and dry cereal. Work was scarce for a freelance puzzle solver.
Layne turned the airline magazine upside down and flipped through it again, finding patterns in the white-space; playing Tetris with the word shapes. He wanted to work.
Layne did not miss the lab, or the company of Trimby and Quinnel. He did not particularly care about the secret history of Eddie the Druid. Layne just wanted the challenge of a problem to solve, and Edraghodag’s journal was a doozy.
When the 777 reached cruising altitude the in-flight entertainment came on. It took Layne about ninety minutes to clock each of the dozen videogames on his TV unit. He tried to watch a movie, but the poor contrast on the tiny screen hurt his eyes. He flipped through the music channels, but that just annoyed him into further restlessness. The fingers of his right hand were twitching. Layne sighed and fished inside his carry-on for his pen and a notepad. His neighbour stirred, but did not waken when he turned on the reading light.
Layne doodled in the pad to get the ink going. A tree, a heart, a skull, a dagger. A pentagram, a star of David, an ankh, a swastika, a cross, a crescent moon. He put a circle around the cross to make it a Celtic gravestone. He scratched it out.
Layne wasn’t much of an artist, but he often doodled like this when he was working; manipulating the pen mindlessly while his attention wandered around the edges of a difficult problem. He inscribed a tessellated pattern around the border of the page. He was bone weary, but sleep just would not come.
When the pilot announced that they were descending towards Melbourne, Layne had filled up the entire notebook. Some of the pages appeared to be transcriptions from Eddie the Druid’s journal, but most of it was meaningless scribble.
When he looked down at his hands he noticed that both of them were speckled with ink.
* * *
Layne’s flat was a mess—just the way he’d left it. Empty beer bottles, piles of books and discount DVDs, plastic shopping bags and dust. The smell of it shocked him, as it always did when he’d been away.
Layne dumped his bags in the bedroom and turned on the space heater. He crouched shivering in front of it for a few minutes, and then went to put on the kettle. He pulled a chipped mug off the shelf, put in a teabag, and waited for the water to boil.
Eventually he noticed that the kettle was unplugged—and so was the phone.
Layne picked up the phone while he waited for the water to boil. The dial tone skip-stuttered: he had voicemail.
Layne couldn’t remember the last time he’d heard Libby’s voice on the phone. She never answered a call, never returned a message. Libby would usually communicate by SMS or not at all.
“Layne, you bastard, what are you up to? Want to meet me for coffee? Bye.”
The message was ten days old. She’d probably forgotten she’d left it already. He dialled back anyway.
Libby’s voice over the phone surprised him. “Don’t you listen to your messages?”
“I was overseas.”
“You didn’t tell me you were going.” She always sounded angry over the phone.
“I tried. You didn’t return my call.”
“Well, you’re back now. How about that coffee?”
“I just got off the plane. I need a shower and about fifty hours of sleep.”
“Tomorrow, then? Café Moro at 10?”
“Better make it 11.”
She hung up without saying goodbye.
* * *
Libby was pacing outside Café Moro when he arrived, even though he was five minutes early. When she saw him coming, her scowl changed to a grin and she rushed over.
“Layne! How are you?”
“Same as always,” he said. “Scraping by. You?”
“I’m great.”
Libby paid for the coffees, although she was usually just as broke as he was. She had a part-time job, told him, as well as some freelance. She talked about all the new bands he hadn’t heard of; all the movies he’d avoided watching on the plane.
“I’m trying to be positive, do positive things,” she told him. “I’m tired of being so fucking glum, you know?”
“That’s great,” he replied, without conviction.
When their empty cups were cleared away and the staff were putting up the chairs for closing, Libby said “Hey, you wanna go see that new Takashi Miike flick?”
“Is it out already?” Layne wasn’t sure if he’d seen any of the old Takashi Miike films, but he’d almost definitely heard the director’s name before.
“Opens next Thursday at the Kino.”
“Sure.” Or was Miike an actor? He’d have to double-check on Google.
“Call me?”
“I will.”
They parted with a hug and a handshake.
* * *
When Layne called her the following Thursday, she didn’t answer the phone. He left her a message. She didn’t reply.
* * *
Trimby’s phone call woke him Saturday morning at 4am. Funding cuts, Global Financial Crisis, other priorities, blah blah blah. Layne could keep working on the manuscript if he wanted to—the funding ‘might come back’—but Trimby couldn’t guarantee he’d be paid. If Layne found anything he would, of course, be properly attributed when Trimby published.
Like hell.
On Thursday he tried Libby again; left a message suggesting a trip to the Melbourne Show. Saturday she texte
d back that she would think about it.
In the meantime Layne pottered around the flat, flipping through his dog-eared copy of Edraghodag’s journal. He copied it out by hand, doodled and diagrammed all over it, but he still couldn’t see any pattern.
He hadn’t intended to work on the diary, but he had nothing else to do. His TV didn’t work now that they’d stopped broadcasting in analogue.
* * *
The following Monday, Layne went to the Melbourne Show by himself.
He was loath to spend the thirty bucks for the ticket, but he’d been cooped up in the flat with Edraghodag for so long he had started talking to himself. Or to the druid, he wasn’t sure. Or perhaps it was to someone else entirely.
Well, it wasn’t talking exactly; more like making meaningless sounds. They felt good on his tongue, but there was neither language nor music in them.
He never could hold a tune.
Layne hunched into his threadbare mechanic’s jacket and plodded through the showgrounds. He watched punters lose their money at the game stalls, listened to a salsa band playing on a small stage. The streets were thronged with fat teenagers: girls wearing hotpants despite the chill; boys in low, skinny jeans. Young parents with urgent business forced their ways through the crowds, battering their prams against the shins and ankles of the milling hordes.
Layne walked amongst the spinning, rearing, shrieking carnival rides. He stood at the back of a pavilion where a group of woodsy types competed in a chainsaw carving competition. The crowd around the diving pig’s marquee was so thick that he couldn’t get close enough to see the platform, let alone the animal. He wandered through the reeking livestock pens without bothering to look at the cows and swine.
The wind was cold. Layne pulled on the hood from the sweatshirt he wore under his jacket. A dozen seagulls wheeled across the sky in ominous formation.
He snorted. Omen? They were only fucking seagulls.
Layne looked at his watch. Still an hour before the stunt show—the only thing he actually wanted to see. Dirt bikes and monster trucks, yeah. He looked up at the sky again . . .
Spots before his eyes. Jesus, he’d been staring at the sun. Layne blinked and lowered his head, pinched the bridge of his nose. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d eaten.
He went looking for food, but none of the deep-fried, sugar-coated wonderments looked appetising. He bought a burnt-tasting coffee and carried it into the pet pavilion. Rabbits . . . He wanted to buy a rabbit.
He wanted to take it home and cut it open, leave it dead and bleeding with its guts wound around the foot of a great oak tree.
Layne stopped so fast he spilled coffee on himself.
Cruelty to animals? What the fuck was wrong with him? Besides, he wasn’t sure he could tell an oak from a eucalypt. He threw the remains of the coffee into a recycling bin, spilling lukewarm fluid all down the outside of the receptacle. A bearded hipster who was apparently the guardian of the trash glared at him. Layne snorted and walked away.
Next door to the pet pavilion was a gardening expo. Layne looked disinterestedly at bags of fertilizer, wheelbarrows, spades, pot plants, ride-on lawnmowers. He had no garden; no use for any of that. What Layne needed was a sickle.
There weren’t any sickles, but he did find a tree surgeon’s pole saw at the forestry display. It had a telescopic haft and it could be fitted with a number of different attachments. Layne chose a 460mm impulse-hardened blade. It cost more than he could afford, but he spent the money anyway.
Layne took the pole saw home without giving a further thought to the stunt bikes and monster trucks.
* * *
Libby hadn’t been a serious runner since she’d done her knee, but she still liked to get out for a jog. Long distance: anywhere from 10K to half-marathon distance. Her new job kept her busy during the day and she was . . . not a morning person . . . so Libby ran in the evening, when the streets were empty and the moon was high.
Layne knew her route, or at least the start of it. He’d tried to run it with her once, but she’d lost him less than a kilometre from the share-house where she lived. He knew the route, and he was waiting for her.
She jogged right past the oak tree where he was standing, hooded in his army surplus poncho. She didn’t see him. Her eyes were on the road ahead, her breathing loud and regular. Layne stepped out and swung the pole saw.
Libby never saw it coming. The blade made a flat, whistling sound as it sliced into her neck. He pulled it back towards him and the reverse-angled teeth made a more determined cut; tearing through the skin, severing the pipes in her throat, grating on her spinal column. He changed his grip and clubbed her down with the butt of the weapon.
“Obey the law,” said Layne. “Uphold the faith.”
* * *
Layne shook all the way home.
He tried to pour some tea, but his fingers wouldn’t grip the cup. It exploded on the side of the counter, splashing scalding water all over his legs.
The big square Johnny Walker bottle was easier to handle. He pulled it down off the shelf and took a slug that spilled as much down his neck as into his mouth.
Layne started to sob. Jesus fuck—what was he doing?
Layne was a loser; he knew it. He was a self-obsessed arsehole with anti-social tendencies, but there were thousands, millions like him; in this city and in every other. Layne was an ordinary loser. He wasn’t the kind who went out and killed the girl who wouldn’t return his calls.
Or at least he hadn’t been, until tonight. Until the sun had demanded it. Layne put his face in his hands.
He told himself this wasn’t about Libby; it was about access. Libby lay dead and disembowelled beneath that stunted oak tree because Layne had better access to her life than he did to anybody else’s. He knew where she lived; he knew how to find her alone. She was the closest thing to a friend he had. The sun had demanded blood, and Libby had been the easiest for him to bleed.
He told himself it was about access, but some buried part of him felt that Libby owed him something. He had taken it from her and given it to the sun.
He remembered how it felt to see her fall. The weapon suddenly weightless in his hands. The sharp smell of eucalyptus on the air, and the rising stink of blood. The moon had emerged from cover to exalt him with its light. He had honoured his gods and taken his vengeance and he had never, ever, felt so good.
And now the shame and the guilt, but still . . . still he felt the joy of it.
It wasn’t him. It was someone else.
Layne had knowledge, now, that was not his own. He knew the birds and the trees. The gods spoke to him—the sun and the moon—and though they would not answer his questions they were not shy about issuing commands. There was knowledge, there was art, but there were no memories. There was no name but his own. There was no will but his own.
But this Layne was somebody else.
* * *
The sun awoke Layne early the next morning.
He didn’t want to get up, but the sun demanded it. With a pounding hangover, with eyes red and raw, he sat down at his desk and put his nose to the Edraghodag manuscript.
He still couldn’t read it, but today he found a kind of music in its pages. There was a rhythm, although there wasn’t a beat. There were changes of pitch, but they were strung together in a way that did not create a melody. It took a conscious effort not to gibber the song out loud.
He could feel the text twitching inside him, catching in his lungs; shivering its way out of his subconscious through his fingers, his feet, his lips.
The manuscript documented truths that could not be described with symbols; truths that could not be parsed with a grammar or determined with any kind of calculus. Truths that stripped reality of context; that drove the meaning out of words. Truths that transcended nature; that denied science and contradicted reason.
Truths that proved only magic.
At midday, it was time for him to take sustenance. Hunger and thirst had become
physically painful, but the imperative that drove Layne from his desk was not a biological one. The noonday meal was an offering.
Layne walked a kilometre to the local shopping centre, as he had many times before. There, he bought a box of stale sushi and a litre of water, which he consumed without pleasure.
In a Chinese grocery store behind the food court, he found a sickle with a factory-forged blade and a sturdy wooden haft. It cost barely thirty dollars. The proprietor of the store took his money without curiosity and gave him the instrument in a used plastic bag.
It was exactly what he wanted.
Layne stumbled out of the automatic doors and staggered down the street, the sickle swinging heavily in its bag. There weren’t many pedestrians out in the mid-afternoon drizzle, but those few he encountered gave him a wide berth.
There was some green up ahead. A public park. Trees, a garden bed full of hydrangeas and rhododendrons, a wall of bushy wattles. Layne sat down on an empty bench and put his head back, looked up at the sky through the reaching limbs of a ghost gum.
Crows and magpies lit on its pale branches. The sky darkened slowly; black ink spilling into a bowl of grey water. Hours flowed over Layne without their usual viscosity, diluted by some strange new air. Night fell.
There were no stars in the cloudy, light-polluted sky. Even the waxing moon seemed inconstant when he rose from the bench and went staggering on his way.
There were three police cars parked outside his building. Layne drew up behind a jacaranda tree, two addresses from his home and across the street. The lights were on in his apartment. Where the manuscript was.
A pair of cops were posted at the front of his building. One of them spoke into a radio. From where he stood Layne couldn’t make out what she said, but he could hear the squelch and squawk of the reply. The copper shifted uncomfortably and turned her head.
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