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by Julie Ganz


  When Captain Poland had parked his car he took a short cut along a path that led through a little clump of bushes. Midway he heard voices. In an instant he recognized them as those of Horace Carwell and Harry Bartlett. He heard Bartlett say:

  “But don’t you see how much better it would be to drop it all—to have nothing more to do with her?”

  “Look here, young man, you mind your own business!”snapped Mr. Carwell. “I know what I’m doing!”

  “I haven’t any doubt of it, Mr. Carwell; but I ventured to suggest” went on Bartlett.

  “Keep your suggestions to yourself, if you please. I’ve had about all I want from you and your family. And if I hear any more of your impudent talk—”

  Then Captain Poland moved away, for he did not want to hear any more.

  In the meantime Viola hurried back to the clubhouse, and forced herself to be gay. But, somehow, a cloud seemed to have come over her day.

  The throng had increased, and she caught sight, among the press, of Jean Forette, their chauffeur.

  “Have you seen my father since he arrived, Jean?” asked Viola.

  “Oh, he is somewhere about, I suppose,” was the answer, and it was given in such p, surly tone and with such a churlish manner that Viola flushed with anger and bit her lips to keep back a sharp retort.

  At that moment Minnie Webb strolled past. She had heard the question and the answer.

  “I just saw your father going out with the other contestants, Viola,” said Minnie Webb, for they were friends of some years’ standing. “I think they are going to start to play. I wonder why they say the French are such a polite race?” she went on, speaking lightly to cover Viola’s confusion caused by the chauffeur’s manner. “He was positively insulting.”

  “He was,” agreed Viola. “But I shouldn’t mind him, I suppose. He does not like the new machine, and father has told him to find another place by the end of the month. I suppose that has piqued him.”

  While there were many matches to be played at the Maraposa Club that day, interest, as far as the older members and their friends were concerned, was centered in that for cup-winners. These constituted the best players—the veterans of the game—and the contest was sure to be interesting and close.

  Horace Carwell was a “sport,” in every meaning of the term. Though a man well along in his forties, he was as lithe and active as one ten years younger. He motored, fished, played golf, hunted, and of late had added yachting to his amusements. He was wealthy, as his father Had been before him, and owned a fine home in New York, but he spent a large part of every year at Lakeside, where he might enjoy the two sports he loved best—golfing and yachting.

  Viola was an only child, her mother having died when she was about sixteen, and since then Mr. Carwell’s maiden sister had kept watch and ward over the handsome home, The Haven. Viola, though loving her father with the natural affection of a daughter and some of the love she had lavished on her mother, was not altogether in sympathy with the sporting proclivities of Mr. Carwell.

  True, she accompanied him tp his golf games and sailed with him or rode in his big car almost as often as he asked her. And she thoroughly enjoyed these things. But what she did not enjoy was the rather too jovial comradeship that followed on the part of the men and women her father associated with. He was a good liver and a good spender, and he liked to have about him such persons—men “sleek and fat,” who if they did not “sleep o’ nights,” at least had the happy faculty of turning night into day for their own amusement.

  So, in a measure, Viola and her father were out of sympathy, as had been husband and wife before her; though there had never been a whisper of real incompatibility; nor was there now, between father and daughter.

  “Fore!”

  It was the warning cry from the first tee to clear the course for the start of the cup-winners’ match. In anticipation of some remarkable playing, an unusually large gallery would follow the contestants around. The best caddies had been selected, clubs had been looked to with care and tested, new balls were got out, and there was much subdued excitement, as befitted the occasion.

  Mr. Carwell, his always flushed face perhaps a trifle more like a mild sunset than ever, strolled to the first tee. He swung his driver with freedom and ease to make sure it was the one that best suited him, and then turned to Major Wardell, his chief rival.

  “Do you want to take any more?” he asked meaningly.

  “No, thank you,” was the laughing response. “I’ve got all I can carry. Not that I’m going to let you beat me, but I’m always a stroke or two off in my play when the sun’s too bright, as it is now. However, I’m not crawling.”

  “You’d better not!” declared his rival. “As for me, the brighter the sun the better I like it. Well, are we all ready?”

  The officials held a last consultation and announced that play might start. Mr. Carwell was to lead.

  The first hole was not the longest in the course, but to place one’s ball on fair ground meant driving very surely, and for a longer distance than most players liked to think about. Also a short distance from the tee was a deep ravine, and unless one cleared that it was a handicap hard to overcome.

  Mr. Carwell made his little tee of sand with care, and placed the ball on the apex. Then he took his place and glanced back for a moment to where Viola stood between Captain Poland and Harry Bartlett. Something like a little frown gathered on the face of Horace Carwell as he noted the presence of Bartlett, but it passed almost at once.

  “Well, here goes, ladies and gentlemen!” exclaimed Mr. Carwell in rather loud tones and with a free and easy manner he did not often assume. “Here’s where I bring home the bacon and make my friend, the major, eat humble pie.”

  Viola flushed. It was not like her father to thus boast. On the contrary he was usually what the Scotch call a “canny” player. He never predicted that he was going to win, except, perhaps, to his close friends. But he was now boasting like the veriest schoolboy.

  “Here I go!” he exclaimed again, and then he swung at the ball with his well-known skill.

  It was a marvelous drive, and the murmurs of approbation that greeted it seemed to please Mr. Carwell.

  “Let’s see anybody beat that!” he cried as he stepped off the tee to give place to Major Wardell.

  Mr. Carwell’s white ball had sailed well up on the putting green of the first hole, a shot seldom made at Maraposa.

  “A few more strokes like that and he’ll win the match,” murmured Bartlett.

  “And when he does, don’t forget what I told you,” whispered Viola to him.

  He found her hand, hidden at her side in the folds of her dress, and pressed it. She smiled up at him, and then they watched the major swing at his ball.

  “It’s going to be a corking match,” murmured more than one member of the gallery, as they followed the players down the field.

  “If any one asked me, I should say that Carwell had taken just a little too much champagne to make his strokes true toward the last hole,” said Tom Sharwell to Bruce Garrigan.

  “Perhaps,” was the admission. “But I’d like to see him win. And, for the sake of saying something, let me inform you that in Africa last year there were used in nose rings alone for the natives seventeen thousand four hundred and twenty-one pounds of copper wire. While for anklets—”

  “I’ll buy you a drink if you chop it off short!” offered Sharwell.

  “Taken!” exclaimed Garrigan, with a grin.

  The cup play went on, the four contestants being well matched, and the shots duly applauded from hole to hole.

  The turn was made and the homeward course began, with the excitement increasing as it was seen that there would be the closest possible finish, between the major and Mr. Carwell at least.

  “What’s the row over there?” asked Bartlett suddenly, as he walked along with Viola and Captain Poland.

  “Where?” inquired the captain.

  “Among those autos. Looks as if
one was on fire.”

  “It does,” agreed Viola. “But I can see our patriotic palfrey, so I guess it’s all right. There are enough people over there, anyhow. But it is something!”

  There was a dense cloud of smoke hovering over the place where some of the many automobiles were parked at one comer of the course. Still it might be some one starting his machine, with too much oil being burned in the cylinders.

  “Now for the last hole!” exulted Mr. Carwell, as they approached the eighteenth. “I’ve got you two strokes now, Major, and I’ll have you four by the end of the match.”

  “I’m not so sure of that,” was the laughing and good-natured reply.

  There was silence in the gallery while the players made ready for the last hole.

  There was a sharp impact as Mr. Carwell’s driver struck the little white ball and sent it sailing in a graceful curve well toward the last hole.

  “A marvelous shot!” exclaimed Captain Poland. “On the green again! Another like that and he’ll win the game!”

  “And I can do it, too!” boasted Carwell, who overheard what was said.

  The others drove off in turn, and the play reached the final stage of putting. Viola turned as though to go over and see what the trouble was among the automobiles. She looked back as she saw her father stoop to send the ball into the little depressed cup. She felt sure that he would win, for she had kept a record of his strokes and those of his opponents. The game was all but over.

  “I wonder if there can be anything the matter with our car?” mused Viola, as she saw the smoke growing denser. “Dad’s won, so I’m going over to see. Perhaps that chauffeur—”

  She did not finish the sentence. She turned to look back at her father once more, and saw him make the putt that won the game at the last hole. Then, to her horror she saw him reel, throw up his hands, and fall heavily in a heap, while startled cries reached her ears.

  “Oh! Oh! What has happened?” she exclaimed, and deadly fear clutched at her heart—and not without good cause.

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  STORIES OF HARRY VARDON’S TRIP TO AMERICA

  HARRY VARDON

  I was intent on making a bold bid for this American Open Championship. Victory in it seemed to be the one thing essential to make my trip the greatest possible success. My friend Taylor, who had just beaten me for the Open Championship at St. Andrews, had himself come over to the States, and was also a candidate for the premier honours of American golf. As it turned out, we had practically the whole contest at Wheaton to ourselves, and a rare good duel it was, at the end of which I was at the top of the list, but only two strokes in front of my English opponent, while he was eight in front of the next man. The system of deciding the championship was the same as on this side, that is to say, four medal rounds were played, two on one day and two on the next. At the end of the first day’s play I was just one stroke better than Taylor, my score for the two rounds bring 157 to his 158, and on the second day I did 156 to his 157, so that on the whole event I was 313 to his 315. Taylor waited on the edge of the green while I holed out my last putt, and was the first to grasp my hand in sincere congratulation. Beautiful weather, the biggest golfing crowd ever seen in America up to that time, and a good links, made the tournament a great success. The partner who went round with me during this championship competition was Will Smith, the holder, who finished fifth.

  I had some curious experiences in the course of my journeyings about the country, and I am not sure that they were all good for my game. During the early months I was down in Florida away from the cold and the snow. I met some good golfers there. It was necessary to play an entirely different game from that to which we are accustomed in this country. There was no grass on the putting “greens.” They were simply made of loose sand, sprinkled on the baked ground and watered and rolled. When there was a shortage of water and there was wind about, the fine part of the sand was blown away, and the surface of the “greens ” then consisted of nothing but little pebbles. It was not easy to putt over this kind of thing, but I must not convey the impression that these sand “greens” were wholly bad. When properly attended to they are really nice to putt upon after you have become accustomed to them. It was impossible to pitch on to them, and one had to cultivate the habit of running up from a very long distance. Thus I got into the way of playing a kind of stab shot. The tees consisted not of grass but of hard soil, and one had to tee up much higher than usual in order to avoid damaging the sole of the driver. This provoked the habit of cocking the ball up, and as a corrective all the teeing grounds in Florida sloped upwards in front. Locusts were responsible for eating all the grass away from some courses, and I had a unique experience when I played Findlay at Portland. When we were on the putting greens, men had constantly to be beating sticks to keep the locusts off the lines of our putts. If it struck a locust the ball would come to a sudden stop. Acres and acres of land about there were without a single blade of grass. The locusts had eaten it all away. After we left Florida we reached some good courses, and resumed the old kind of play. It has often been suggested that the peculiar conditions of play in America, to which I was subjected for a long period, resulted in a permanent injury to my game as played at home, and in the light of reflection and experience I am persuaded to think that this is so. I have played well since then, have felt equal to doing anything that I ever did before, and have indeed won the Championship, but I think I left a very small fraction of my game in the United States.

  In the way of other novel experiences I might mention that on one occasion I played as “Mr. Jones.” I wanted a quiet day, and did not wish a too attentive public to know where I was. Three friends joined me in a foursome, but when we went into the club-house after our game, another anxious golfer went up to my partner when I was standing by, and inquired of him whether he had heard that Vardon was playing on the links. My friend declared that he knew nothing of such a rumour, and I could hardly refrain from laughter as the anxious one went to pursue his inquiries in other quarters. Another time two other professionals and myself visited a course where we were unknown, and, hiding our identity, pretended that we were novices at the game, and begged of our caddies to advise us as to the best manner of playing each shot, which they did accordingly. We deliberately duffed most of our strokes at several holes, but this course of procedure tired us immensely, and so at last we abandoned it and began to play our natural game. Imagine the consternation and the indignation of those caddies! Each one of them threw down his bag of clubs, and, declining to carry them for another hole, walked sulkily off the course. On one occasion we camped out for the night on the links on which we were playing, and a very pleasant variation from the ordinary routine we found it.

  The American newspapers, to which I have frequently referred, do their golf reporting very well. Their journalism may be “sensational” or whatever you like to call it, but the golfing section of it was usually interesting, ingenious, and very intelligent and reliable. On the occasion of one match in which I played, a paper gave up nearly the whole of one of its pages to a large panoramic view of the links. The flight of my ball and that of my opponent, and the places where they stopped after every stroke, from the first to the last, were accurately marked. Thus the whole game was illustrated in a single picture in a very effective manner. As was inevitable, I was sometimes victimised by interviewers who wrote “interviews” with me which I had never accorded, containing most amazing particulars about my methods and habits. Occasionally a reporter was turned on to describe a game when he knew nothing about golf, and then the results were sometimes amusing. One of these writers had it that I “carried away the green with my drive.” Another said I “dropped dead at the hole.” When playing at Washington against two opponents, I happened to beat bogey at the first hole. One of the reporters was told of this achievement, but did not quite understand it. Going to the next hole, we were walking through a bunker when he came up to me and politely inquired if that—the bunker—
was the kind of bogey that I had beaten. I was told a very good story of American golf reporting. A match was arranged between two well-known amateurs, one of whom happened to be a very rich banker. One reporter, who admitted that he “knew nothing about the darned game,” arrived rather late on the course, and borrowed the “copy” of an experienced golfing journalist for information of what had already happened. When this “copy” was duly returned with thanks, the late-comer remarked to his obliging friend, “Say, you made a bad mistake in one part.” “What was it?” the other asked. “Waal, you say that So-and-so ‘lipped the hole for a half.’” “Yes, that is right” “Oh, go away; you don’t mean to tell me that a rich man like that would be playing for a paltry fifty cents. I’ve altered it to ‘lipped the hole for a hundred dollars.’ ” And I remember that once when I was playing the best ball of two amateurs, one of the reporters had been instructed by his chief to keep the best ball score. I happened to lose the match on the last green, but on looking through the paper the next morning I was surprised to see it stated that I was beaten by not one but many holes, making this defeat in fact the biggest inflicted on me during my tour. The paper said that it was. I could not make anything out of it for some time, until at last I discovered that the reporter had reckoned my score also in the best ball figures! Obviously I could not beat myself. The best I could do was to get a half, and that was how it came about that I never won a single hole in the “Harry Vardon v. Harry Vardon and two others” match.

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  THE STORY OF LITTLE POISON IVY

  CHARLES E. VAN LOAN

 

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