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by Bindi Irwin




  Copyright

  Copyright © Australia Zoo 2010

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  First published by Random House Australia in 2010.

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  Source of Production: Versa Press, East Peoria, IL, USA

  Date of Production: April 2011

  Run Number: 14965

  Front Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dear Diary

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Animal Fact File: The Komodo Dragon

  Back Cover

  Bindi stared into the shop window, paying close attention to a gorgeous multicolored shoulder bag. “Check out that bag, Mum,” she said enthusiastically. “It’s so pretty!”

  Robert wasn’t too far away, staring with undisguised admiration at a toy shop, which had boxes and boxes of remote-controlled dinosaurs just waiting to be bought.

  “Mum, look at the velociraptor!” he said awestruck. “It looks so real.”

  Bindi was now peering closely at the price tag on the bag, looking worried. “Um, are Singapore dollars more or less than Australian dollars?”

  Terri laughed. “Less.” She glanced at the price tag. “But not that much less!” She dragged her kids away from the enormous shopping area that was part of Singapore’s Changi Airport. “C’mon you two, ignore the shopping and let’s head toward the baggage claim. Dr. Timothy will be waiting for us.”

  Dr. Timothy Chan was an old friend of the Irwins’. He had worked as a reptile keeper at Australia Zoo for three years, and was now based back in his home country. In two days’ time he’d be opening a brand new reptile park on the beautiful island of Pulau Ubin.

  The Irwins had been invited by Dr. Timothy to attend the official opening of the park. So not only were they excited about seeing Dr. Timothy again, they were going to see a whole lot of reptiles, which was doubly exciting.

  After grabbing their luggage, the Irwins went through to the arrivals area and, as promised, Dr. Timothy was there, a big smile on his face.

  “Terri, Bindi, Robert! Welcome to Singapore!” He gave them all a hug. “You kids are getting bigger and stronger every time I see you. You’ll be helping your mum catch crocodiles in no time.”

  Bindi was eager to set her friend straight. “We already do, Dr. Timothy.”

  Robert was not going to be left out. “Me too. Last time we went on a croc research trip, I helped too.”

  Dr. Timothy smiled. “Now why doesn’t that surprise me? Well, you kids will come in very handy at the Pulau Ubin Reptile Park,” he said. “We’ve got a few crocs, a few goannas, three sailfin lizards, four different species of frogs, salamanders, rainforest dragons, and of course, we have—”

  “Komodo dragons!” Bindi and Robert finished his sentence for him.

  The Komodo dragon was Dr. Timothy’s favorite reptile. The largest lizard in the world had been an obsession of his since he was a young boy. He had learned everything he could about the lizards, and was now one of the world’s foremost authorities on the creature. No one knew more about Komodo dragons than Dr. Timothy!

  “Well, let’s get out of the airport. I thought I’d take you straight to the island so you can have a look around.” Timothy looked at the Irwins, who were nodding enthusiastically. “Unless you’re feeling tired, and I should take you to your hotel first?”

  “No way! We want to see your reptiles!”

  “I thought you might say that.” He grinned. “Well, it’s an interesting ride. I’ll drive us to the ferry terminal, and from there we can take a bumboat over to the island.”

  Robert grinned from ear to ear. “Did you say bumboat?”

  Timothy directed his guests out of the terminal and into the humid Singapore air of the parking lot. “Yes, a bumboat. They’re traditional barges that have been used around the islands and on the Singapore River for hundreds of years. They’re also called tongkangs or twakows.”

  Bindi couldn’t let the joke end there. “Will we be traveling by bum-car, Dr. Timothy? Or bumcycle?”

  Robert snorted with laughter, and Bindi dissolved into giggles.

  Terri just looked at her kids. “Sorry, Timothy. My children are…well, children, and any word with bum in it seems to be too darn funny for words.”

  He smiled at the kids, who were still doubled up with laughter. “Ah, I’m afraid this word is so familiar to me, I didn’t realize it could also be funny.” He considered it for a moment. “Yes, I guess it is sort of humorous.”

  He pointed in the direction of his car, and the four walked toward it.

  “Here we are.” Dr. Timothy grabbed their luggage and piled it into the trunk. Unlocking the doors, he gestured to the Irwins. “Your bumstation-wagon awaits.”

  The ferry ride out to Pulau Ubin was short, but it was a refreshing journey after being cooped up in an airplane for so long. The scenery was beautiful. Dr. Timothy pointed out the pretty Changi coastal areas, and the coastline and mountainous regions of nearby Malaysia. The tranquillity was often interrupted by enormous jets flying overhead, but it all added to the excitement of the place. They were a world away from Australia Zoo, and it felt like an adventure was about to begin!

  The ferry terminal was a hive of activity. There was another bumboat already docked, and couriers leaped on and off three smaller boats, unloading boxes and various equipment onto the wharf.

  Dr. Timothy looked on, scratching his head in amazement. “I can’t believe we’re so close to opening. I’ve been working toward this for so many years.”

  Terri smiled at her old friend. “And we’re thrilled to be here to watch it happen, Timothy.”

  Timothy turned to the kids. “Are you ready for the tour?”

  “You bet!” they chorused.

  Timothy began to guide them toward the entrance gate, where workmen were putting the finishing touches to the admissions desk. “Okay then, I think we should start with the amphibian exhibit over—”

  “Timmy, Timmy, come over here, darling,” interrupted a woman’s shrill voice.

  Dr. Timothy visibly sagged at the sound. He pasted a smile on his face and turned to his guests. “Ah, I must introduce you to our esteemed patron.”

  “Well, well, this must be the famous Irwin family. How nice o
f you to visit our little island,” said the small woman with the extremely large voice. She tottered over to them on her high heels. She wore an expensive-looking leather jacket and skirt, and her sleek black hair was scraped back in a tight bun.

  “Terri, Bindi, Robert. May I introduce you to Mrs. Cynthia Yeoh.”

  The Irwins subconsciously moved away from Cynthia Yeoh rather than toward her. “G’day, Mrs. Yeoh.” Bindi tried to be polite, but there was just something a little “ick” about the woman.

  Terri put out her hand to shake Cynthia’s, but Cynthia moved in and gave all three of them a hug. It was the most unwelcoming limp hug any of them had ever experienced. Her clothes were cold to the touch. It was almost like she was wearing…

  “Ewww, are you wearing snakeskin?” Robert screwed up his face at the thought.

  Cynthia let out a high-pitched laugh. “Of course I am, darling boy. If I can’t wear snakeskin at a reptile park, where can I wear it?” She laughed again.

  The Irwins didn’t share her sense of humor, and looked at Dr. Timothy, speechless.

  He tried to smooth things over. “Cynthia has helped us raise funds and awareness for the reptile park,” he explained. “Her husband, Mr. Jack Yeoh, is Minister of Planning and the Environment—”

  “It’s true, but everyone knows I do all the work around here!” Her shrill laugh filled the air again.

  Robert couldn’t help himself. He put his hands over his ears. She would give a flock of galahs a headache!

  Dr. Timothy continued. “Yes, she has been extremely helpful. And—”

  “And tomorrow night I’m hosting the social highlight of the Singaporean calendar!” She gave a grand sweeping gesture, as if she was addressing a theater full of people.

  “Oh, that’s nice,” Terri said. She turned to Dr. Timothy to ask him to begin the tour of the grounds, but Cynthia interrupted once more.

  “It’s for the opening of the park, of course, and there will be a traditional Chinese banquet at my home. A who’s who of the Singaporean social scene will be there. My husband is away on business, but everyone else will be there. And media—there will be tons of media! You will be my guests of honor. I won’t take no for an answer.” Her head swiveled around as she caught sight of a passing employee. “Rupert,” she screeched to him. “Get one of the boys to empty his boat. I need to get back to the mainland pronto!”

  She tottered off toward the ferry with a dismissive wave to Timothy and the Irwins, who felt like they’d just been hit by a mini tornado.

  Dr. Timothy turned to his guests. “Ah, I’m afraid I didn’t get a chance to warn you about Mrs. Yeoh,” he said sheepishly. His mobile phone rang. “Excuse me, I need to get this.” He moved away from the others and started speaking quickly in Mandarin.

  Terri tried to be tactful. “Well, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone quite like her before.”

  “Me neither,” piped up Bindi.

  “I hope I don’t ever meet anyone like her again,” added Robert.

  “Robert, that’s rude,” scolded Terri.

  “No it’s not, Mum, it’s truthful,” replied Bindi on Robert’s behalf. “She was wearing a snakeskin suit!”

  Terri shuddered at the memory. “Yes, it was horrible. But don’t say anything to Timothy about her. Anyway, it sounds like we’ll be having dinner at her place tomorrow night.”

  “Do we have to?” Bindi asked.

  “Yes, for Timothy. We’re here to support him, and that dinner is obviously important.”

  Robert was shuffling his feet in the dirt. “When can we see the reptiles, Mum?”

  “Look, why don’t you and Bindi have a look around. I’ll wait here for Timothy to finish his call and follow you.”

  “Okay, Mum.”

  The siblings looked at each other excitedly and raced off down the path.

  “Let’s go visit Dr. Timothy’s favorite reptile,” Bindi suggested.

  They wandered down a dirt path toward a large enclosure, passing along the way a pair of Philippine sailfin lizards and a beautiful Fijian crested iguana. Next up was a large enclosure, where a regal-looking Komodo dragon was sunning herself on a large rock.

  “There she is. That must be Saffron. Isn’t she fantastic?!”

  The kids knew that Dr. Timothy had been very lucky to get Saffron. Komodo dragons came from Komodo Island, in nearby Indonesia, but they were critically endangered. Dr. Timothy had plans to start a breeding program within the reptile park, and he hoped that in years to come, Saffron would produce offspring to help increase Komodo dragon numbers worldwide. So not only was she gorgeous, she was also vitally important to the success of Dr. Timothy’s long-term plans for the reptile park.

  Bindi looked admiringly at Saffron, who remained oblivious to the attention and raised her neck farther toward the sun. “I don’t think I’ve seen a Komodo who’s come straight from the wild before,” she said. “She’s definitely bigger than any female Komodo that I’ve seen before, don’t you think?”

  “Definitely. Nice long toes too,” added Robert.

  “She’s drop-dead gorgeous,” said Bindi.

  Robert frowned. “I hope you don’t mean her,” he said, pointing farther along the path to where Mrs. Yeoh was having an animated conversation with a construction worker.

  “Hmm, that’s strange, isn’t it?” said Bindi. “Wasn’t she ordering someone around, telling them she needed to get back to the mainland ‘pronto’?”

  Just then, both adults glanced over in the kids’ direction. Mrs. Yeoh looked annoyed to see them there and guided the worker away from the kids and out of sight.

  Robert shrugged. “Maybe the boat wasn’t clean enough and she’s organizing a jumbo jet to pick her up instead.”

  Right on cue, a large aircraft flew overhead. He yelled over the engine noise, “See, told ya,” but Bindi wasn’t paying attention. She was frowning, staring after the departed adults. There was definitely something slippery about Mrs. Cynthia Yeoh.

  The Irwins woke early the next morning, very happy to have spent a relaxing night in a hotel bed. The kids were busy consulting the room service menu.

  “Okay, so you can choose from fresh fruit salad and yogurt, bacon and eggs—either poached, boiled, fried, or scrambled—or a basket of pastries with fresh juice…” Bindi looked up from the menu to see Robert frowning in concentration. “Or you can have—”

  Robert’s tummy growled. “What? There’s more? But there are already too many choices. I want them all, and I’m so hungry I’m gonna have to eat the pillow if Mum doesn’t come out of the bathroom soon!”

  Bindi laughed. “Mmm, I don’t think I feel like pillow this morning. I think I’m more in the mood for—”

  The phone rang, interrupting her. She jumped on the bed to reach it. “Hello?” she answered. “Oh hi, Dr. Timothy. Yes, thanks. How are—oh, okay.”

  She frowned and went to the bathroom door. “Mu-um, Dr. Timothy’s on the phone.”

  Terri came out a moment later, her hair wrapped in a towel.

  Bindi covered the mouthpiece and whispered, “Dr. Timothy seems really upset about something.”

  Terri frowned and picked up the phone. “G’day, Timothy.” The kids watched Terri’s face go from relaxed to alarmed to incredulous. “But I can’t believe it. Yes…safe and sound there yesterday. I know, the kids mentioned—” She nodded. “Yes, of course I understand.” She shook her head. “I know, it’s terrible, and only one day from opening.” She paused a moment while Dr. Timothy continued. “Yes, we’ll be there as soon as we can.”

  Terri hung up the phone, pulling the towel from her head distractedly.

  “What’s wrong, Mum?” asked Bindi.

  “There’s been an incident at the reptile park. We have to head out there now.”

  Both kids looked longingly at the breakfast menu.


  “But, Mum?” Robert pleaded. “We’ve got time for breakfast first, don’t we?” His tummy growled again, punctuating his request.

  “Let’s get something quick downstairs then,” replied Terri. “Saffron the Komodo dragon’s gone missing from her enclosure.”

  Bindi exclaimed, “Sheesh, that’s no good. They’re carnivorous and have poisonous saliva. You don’t want them roaming free around the island.”

  Terri nodded. “Exactly. That’s why we’re going to help search for her.” She grabbed her bag and hotel key card.

  “Okay, Irwins. Moving out. We’ve got a Komodo to find!”

  The Irwins headed for the ferry wharf by taxi, where poor Dr. Timothy, who looked like he’d aged ten years in one night, was waiting for them.

  Terri and the kids gave him a hug.

  “Don’t worry, Dr. Timothy,” assured Bindi. “We’ll help you find Saffron.”

  “Well, this isn’t quite what I’d had planned for your visit, but I’m really pleased you’re all here.”

  Terri and Robert had just jumped aboard the bumboat when a TV cameraman and journalist hurried over to Dr. Timothy, who was still with Bindi on the jetty.

  “Oh no,” Timothy muttered to himself. “Just what we don’t need. Bad publicity.”

  The journalist stuck her microphone in Dr. Chan’s face. “Dr. Chan, is it true? Even before the controversial Pulau Ubin Reptile Park has opened, you have a dangerous creature running wild?”

  Bindi realized Dr. Timothy needed her help. She moved over to the journalist and gave her a sweet smile. “G’day, that’s a pretty necklace you’re wearing.”

  The journalist touched her throat, pleased with the compliment. “Thank you. And you are—?” She stopped, taking a closer look at Bindi, before adding, “Are you Bindi Irwin, from Australia? The Crocodile Hunter’s daughter?”

  Bindi flashed the journalist another smile. “That’s right. And my family and I are here in Singapore because we’re just so excited about the opening of Dr. Timothy Chan’s awesome reptile park.”

 

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