The Court of Crusty Killings: A Captain Space Hardcore Adventure

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by Michael Ronson


  I mean it.

  MR: This interview is over. Go to hell.

  From the Same Author

  Further Captain Space Hardcore Adventures:

  Captain Space Hardcore and the Time Trousers of Professor Tempus

  Captain Space Hardcore Punches the Devil

  Captain Space Hardcore and the Horse that Wouldn’t Slow Down

  Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Amazons

  Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Manazons

  Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Thinly Veiled Nazi Metaphors

  Thanks But No Thanks: Captain Space Hardcore and the Child Custody Hearing

  Other Works:

  Dial M for ‘My God! There’s been a Homicide!’

  Love in a Time of Collars

  The Anarchists Cookbook: 101 Pie Recipes for Hungry Insurgents

  One Winter’s Melancholy: A Collection of Totally Profound Poetry

  Are You there God? It's Me, Quathzrykh, Lord of the Underverse

  Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Baker, Gynaecologist, another Tailor and a Mule

  The Unbearable Lightness of Being Trapped in a Hot Air Balloon

  Shape Up, Fatso!: 101 Tips to Improve your Self Esteem

  Sequels:

  Bible 2: Bible Harder!

  Bible 3: No Sleep Till Brooklyn

  Romeo and Juliet 2: Rise of the Capulets

  Little Women 2: Massive Women

  A Tale of Two Cities 2: 2 Cities, 2 Furious

  Catch-22 2, Catch 24 (2 Catch, 24 Furious (Tokyo Drift))

  1984 2: 3968

  Erotic Horror:

  An American Werewolf in Me: An Erotic Tale of Lycanthropy

  Dracula: Dead and Loving You

  Yummy Mummies: Tales of Bandage Bondage

  Leprechauns, maybe? I don't know.

  Horny....Krakens?: Look, I don't know what you people are after.

  Artwork

  All artworks for this original novel were provided through the site artforauthors.com

  and with the indispensable assistance of Simone Collins.

  The artist, Omniopticon, can be found through that site or through his own project: thesilentchord.com

  Any author or other professional seeking artwork would be hard pressed to find a better source for such work.

  Follow Michael Ronson

  If you enjoyed this book, then you may like to congratulate yourself on your good taste. You’re also looking especially good today, did I mention? Have you done something new with your hair? No? Well, whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working.

  You may also wish to check out Michael Ronson’s website. It contains a creative workspace where you can see his writing process as he works through his first draft ideas. It’s regularly updated with interviews, inspirational quotes for young authors and scathing attacks on more successful and less talented writers. You can find it at:

  michaelronson.com

  You can also find him on twitter - @MichaelJRonson

  Mr. Ronson fully embraces technology and has requested a presence in ‘all electronic platforms’. So by the end of the year and, at the request of the author we expect to have pages on Instagram, Tumblr, Grindr, Geocities, Friendster, Bebo and Angelfire

 

 

 


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