I mean it.
MR: This interview is over. Go to hell.
From the Same Author
Further Captain Space Hardcore Adventures:
Captain Space Hardcore and the Time Trousers of Professor Tempus
Captain Space Hardcore Punches the Devil
Captain Space Hardcore and the Horse that Wouldn’t Slow Down
Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Amazons
Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Manazons
Captain Space Hardcore and the Planet of the Thinly Veiled Nazi Metaphors
Thanks But No Thanks: Captain Space Hardcore and the Child Custody Hearing
Other Works:
Dial M for ‘My God! There’s been a Homicide!’
Love in a Time of Collars
The Anarchists Cookbook: 101 Pie Recipes for Hungry Insurgents
One Winter’s Melancholy: A Collection of Totally Profound Poetry
Are You there God? It's Me, Quathzrykh, Lord of the Underverse
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Baker, Gynaecologist, another Tailor and a Mule
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Trapped in a Hot Air Balloon
Shape Up, Fatso!: 101 Tips to Improve your Self Esteem
Sequels:
Bible 2: Bible Harder!
Bible 3: No Sleep Till Brooklyn
Romeo and Juliet 2: Rise of the Capulets
Little Women 2: Massive Women
A Tale of Two Cities 2: 2 Cities, 2 Furious
Catch-22 2, Catch 24 (2 Catch, 24 Furious (Tokyo Drift))
1984 2: 3968
Erotic Horror:
An American Werewolf in Me: An Erotic Tale of Lycanthropy
Dracula: Dead and Loving You
Yummy Mummies: Tales of Bandage Bondage
Leprechauns, maybe? I don't know.
Horny....Krakens?: Look, I don't know what you people are after.
Artwork
All artworks for this original novel were provided through the site artforauthors.com
and with the indispensable assistance of Simone Collins.
The artist, Omniopticon, can be found through that site or through his own project: thesilentchord.com
Any author or other professional seeking artwork would be hard pressed to find a better source for such work.
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If you enjoyed this book, then you may like to congratulate yourself on your good taste. You’re also looking especially good today, did I mention? Have you done something new with your hair? No? Well, whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working.
You may also wish to check out Michael Ronson’s website. It contains a creative workspace where you can see his writing process as he works through his first draft ideas. It’s regularly updated with interviews, inspirational quotes for young authors and scathing attacks on more successful and less talented writers. You can find it at:
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