by Muriel Spark
‘I’m sure,’ said Marion, ‘I’ve met Anne before. But I can’t tell where.’
‘She has been a cook in many houses,’ I said. ‘And Monty has been a butler.’
‘A cook and a butler?’ said Jake.
‘Yes, the master and mistress are away from home at present.
‘But she told me she was the owner,’ Marion said, indicating the dining-room door with her head.
‘Oh no, you must be mistaken.’
‘But I’m sure she said—’
‘Not at all,’ I said. ‘What a pity you can’t see over the château. Such lovely pictures. But the Comtesse will be here at any moment. I don’t know how you will explain yourselves. So far as I know you haven’t been invited.’
‘Oh we have,’ said Jake. ‘The servants begged us to stay. So typical, posing as the lord and lady of the manor! But it’s getting late, we’ll miss the bus.’
They were off within four minutes, tramping down the drive with their bulging packs.
Anne and Monty were delighted when I told them how it was done. Anne was sure, judging from a previous experience, that the intruders had planned to stay for a week.
‘What else can you do with people like that?’ said Anne.
‘Put them in a story if you are me,’ I said. ‘And sell the story.’
‘Can they sue?’
‘Let them sue,’ I said. ‘Let them go ahead, stand up, and say Yes, that was Us.’
‘An eccentric couple. They took the soap with them,’ said Anne.
Monty went off about his business with a smile. So did Anne. And I, too. Or so I thought.
It was eleven-thirty, two hours later that morning, when, looking out of the window of my room as I often do when I am working on a novel, I saw them again under one of the trees bordering a lawn. They were looking up towards the house.
I had no idea where Monty and Anne were at that moment, nor could I think how to locate the factor, Raoul, or his wife, Marie-Louise. This was a disturbance in the rhythm of my morning’s work, but I decided to go down and see what was the matter. As soon as they saw me Marion said, ‘Oh halo. We decided it was uncivil of us to leave without seeing the lady of the house and paying our respects.’
‘We’ll wait till the Comtesse arrives,’ Jake stated.
‘Well, you’re unlucky,’ I said. ‘I believe there’s word come through that she’ll be away for a week.’
‘That’s all right,’ said Marion. ‘We can spare a week.’
‘Only civil …’ said Jake.
I managed to alert Anne before she saw them. They were very cool to her when she did at last appear before them. ‘The Comtesse would, I’m sure, be offended if we left without a word of thanks,’ said Jake.
‘Not at all,’ said Anne. ‘In fact, you have to go.
‘Not so,’ said Marion.
Raoul tackled them, joined by Monty. Marion had already reclaimed their bedroom. ‘As the beds had to be changed anyway,’ she said, ‘we may as well stay on. We don’t mind eating down at the shed.’ By this she meant the soup kitchen. ‘We are not above eating with the proletariat,’ said Jake.
Raoul and I searched the house, every drawer, for a key to the door of their bedroom. Eventually we found one that fitted and succeeded in locking them out. Monty took their packs and dumped them outside the gates of the château. These operations took place while they were feeding in the soup kitchen. We all five (Marie-Louise had joined us) confronted them and told them what we had done.
What happened to them after that none of us quite knows. We do know that they went to retrieve their bags and found themselves locked out by the factor. Anne received a letter, correctly addressed to her as the Comtesse, from Jake, indignantly complaining about the treatment they had received at the hands of the ‘staff’
‘Something,’ wrote Jake, ‘told me not to accept their invitation. I knew instinctively that they were not one of us. I should have listened to my instincts. People like them are such frightful snobs.’
A Member of the Family
‘You must,’ said Richard, suddenly, one day in November, ‘come and meet my mother.’
Trudy, who had been waiting for a long time for this invitation, after all was amazed.
‘I should like you,’ said Richard, ‘to meet my mother. She’s looking forward to it.’
‘Oh, does she know about me?’
‘Rather,’ Richard said.
‘Oh!’
‘No need to be nervous,’ Richard said. ‘She’s awfully sweet.
‘Oh, I’m sure she is. Yes, of course, I’d love —’
‘Come to tea on Sunday,’ he said.
They had met the previous June in a lake town in Southern Austria. Trudy had gone with a young woman who had a bed-sitting-room in Kensington just below Trudy’s room. This young woman could speak German, whereas Trudy couldn’t.
Bleilach was one of the cheaper lake towns; in fact, cheaper was a way of putting it: it was cheap.
‘Gwen, I didn’t realize it ever rained here,’ Trudy said on their third day. ‘It’s all rather like Wales,’ she said, standing by the closed double windows of their room regarding the downpour and imagining the mountains which indeed were there, but invisible.
‘You said that yesterday,’ Gwen said, ‘and it was quite fine yesterday. Yesterday you said it was like Wales.’
‘Well, it rained a bit yesterday.’
‘But the sun was shining when you said it was like Wales.’
‘Well, so it is.’
‘On a much larger scale, I should say,’ Gwen said.
‘I didn’t realize it would be so wet.’ Then Trudy could almost hear Gwen counting twenty.
‘You have to take your chance,’ Gwen said. ‘This is an unfortunate summer.
The pelting of the rain increased as if in confirmation.
Trudy thought, I’d better shut up. But suicidally: ‘Wouldn’t it be better if we moved to a slightly more expensive place?’ she said.
‘The rain falls on the expensive places too. It falls on the just and the unjust alike.’
Gwen was thirty-five, a schoolteacher. She wore her hair and her clothes and her bit of lipstick in such a way that, standing by the window looking out at the rain, it occurred to Trudy like a revelation that Gwen had given up all thoughts of marriage. ‘On the just and the unjust alike,’ said Gwen, turning her maddening imperturbable eyes upon Trudy, as if to say, you are the unjust and I’m the just.
Next day was fine. They swam in the lake. They sat drinking apple juice under the red-and-yellow awnings on the terrace of their guesthouse and gazed at the innocent smiling mountain. They paraded — Gwen in her navy blue shorts and Trudy in her puffy sunsuit — along the lake-side where marched also the lean brown camping youths from all over the globe, the fat print-frocked mothers and double-chinned fathers from Germany followed by their blonde sedate young, and the English women with their perms.
‘There aren’t any men about,’ Trudy said.
‘There are hundreds of men,’ Gwen said, in a voice which meant, whatever do you mean?
‘I really must try out my phrasebook,’ Trudy said, for she had the feeling that if she were independent of Gwen as interpreter she might, as she expressed it to herself, have more of a chance.
‘You might have more of a chance of meeting someone interesting that way,’ Gwen said, for their close confinement by the rain had seemed to make her psychic, and she was continually putting Trudy’s thoughts into words.
‘Oh, I’m not here for that. I only wanted a rest, as I told you. I’m not —’
‘Goodness, Richard!’
Gwen was actually speaking English to a man who was not apparently accompanied by a wife or aunt or sister.
He kissed Gwen on the cheek. She laughed and so did he. ‘Well, well,’ he said. He was not much taller than Gwen. He had dark crinkly hair and a small moustache of a light brown. He wore bathing trunks and his large chest was impressively bronze. ‘Wh
at brings you here?’ he said to Gwen, looking meanwhile at Trudy.
He was staying at an hotel on the other side of the lake. Each day for the rest of the fortnight he rowed over to meet them at ten in the morning, sometimes spending the whole day with them. Trudy was charmed, she could hardly believe in Gwen’s friendly indifference to him, notwithstanding he was a teacher at the same grammar school as Gwen, who therefore saw him every day.
Every time he met them he kissed Gwen on the cheek.
‘You seem to be on very good terms with him,’ Trudy said.
‘Oh. Richard’s an old friend. I’ve known him for years.’
The second week, Gwen went off on various expeditions of her own and left them together.
‘This is quite a connoisseur’s place,’ Richard informed Trudy, and he pointed out why, and in what choice way, it was so, and Trudy, charmed, saw in the peeling pastel stucco of the little town, the unnecessary floral balconies, the bulbous Slovene spires, something special after all. She felt she saw, through his eyes, a precious rightness in the women with their grey skirts and well-filled blouses who trod beside their husbands and their clean children.
‘Are they all Austrians?’ Trudy asked.
‘No, some of them are German and French. But this place attracts the same type.’
Richard’s eyes rested with appreciation on the young noisy campers whose tents were pitched in the lake-side field. The campers were long-limbed and animal, brightly and briefly dressed. They romped like galvanized goats, yet looked surprisingly virtuous.
‘What are they saying to each other?’ she inquired of Richard when a group of them passed by, shouting some words and laughing at each other through glistening red lips and very white teeth.
‘They are talking about their fast MG racing cars.
‘Oh, have they got racing cars?’
‘No, the racing cars they are talking about don’t exist. Sometimes they talk about their film contracts which don’t exist. That’s why they laugh.’
‘Not much of a sense of humour, have they?’
‘They are of mixed nationalities, so they have to limit their humour to jokes which everyone can understand, and so they talk about racing cars which aren’t there.’
Trudy giggled a little, to show willing. Richard told her he was thirty-five, which she thought feasible. She volunteered that she was not quite twenty-two. Whereupon Richard looked at her and looked away, and looked again and took her hand. For, as he told Gwen afterwards, this remarkable statement was almost an invitation to a love affair.
Their love affair began that afternoon, in a boat on the lake, when, barefoot, they had a game of placing sole to sole, heel to heel. Trudy squealed, and leaned back hard, pressing her feet against Richard’s.
She squealed at Gwen when they met in their room later on. ‘I’m having a heavenly time with Richard. I do so much like an older man.
Gwen sat on her bed and gave Trudy a look of wonder. Then she said, ‘He’s not much older than you.’
‘I’ve knocked a bit off my age,’ Trudy said. ‘Do you mind not letting on?’
‘How much have you knocked off?’
‘Seven years.
‘Very courageous,’ Gwen said.
‘What do you mean?’
‘That you are brave.’
‘Don’t you think you’re being a bit nasty?’
‘No. It takes courage to start again and again. That’s all I mean. Some women would find it boring.’
‘Oh, I’m not an experienced girl at all,’ Trudy said. ‘Whatever made you think I was experienced?’
‘It’s true,’ Gwen said, ‘you show no signs of having profited by experience. Have you ever found it a successful tactic to remain twenty-two?’
‘I believe you’re jealous,’ Trudy said. ‘One expects this sort of thing from most older women, but somehow I didn’t expect it from you.
‘One is always learning,’ Gwen said.
Trudy fingered her curls. ‘Yes, I have got a lot to learn from life,’ she said, looking out of the window.
‘God,’ said Gwen, ‘you haven’t begun to believe that you’re still twenty-two, have you?’
‘Not quite twenty-two is how I put it to Richard,’ Trudy said, ‘and yes, I do feel it. That’s my point. I don’t feel a day older.’
The last day of their holidays Richard took Trudy rowing on the lake, which reflected a grey low sky.
‘It looks like Windermere today, doesn’t it?’ he said.
Trudy had not seen Windermere, but she said, yes it did, and gazed at him with shining twenty-two-year-old eyes.
‘Sometimes this place,’ he said, ‘is very like Yorkshire, but only when the weather’s bad. Or, over on the mountain side, Wales.’
‘Exactly what I told Gwen,’ Trudy said. ‘I said Wales, I said, it’s like Wales.’
‘Well, of course, there’s quite a difference, really. It —’
‘But Gwen simply squashed the idea. You see, she’s an older woman, and being a schoolmistress — it’s so much different when a man’s a teacher — being a woman teacher, she feels she can treat me like a kid. I suppose I must expect it.’
‘Oh well —’
‘How long have you known Gwen?’
‘Several years,’ he said. ‘Gwen’s all right, darling. A great friend of my mother, is Gwen. Quite a member of the family.’
Trudy wanted to move her lodgings in London but she was prevented from doing so by a desire to be near Gwen, who saw Richard daily at school, and who knew his mother so well. And therefore Gwen’s experience of Richard filled in the gaps in his life which were unknown to Trudy and which intrigued her.
She would fling herself into Gwen’s room. ‘Gwen, what d’you think? There he was waiting outside the office and he drove me home, and he’s calling for me at seven, and next week-end …’
Gwen frequently replied, ‘You are out of breath. Have you got heart trouble?’ — for Gwen’s room was only on the first floor. And Trudy was furious with Gwen on these occasions for seeming not to understand that the breathlessness was all part of her only being twenty-two, and excited by the boyfriend.
‘I think Richard’s so exciting,’ Trudy said. ‘It’s difficult to believe I’ve only known him a month.’
‘Has he invited you home to meet his mother?’ Gwen inquired.
‘No — not yet. Oh, do you think he will?’
‘Yes, I think so. One day I’m sure he will.’
‘Oh, do you mean it?’ Trudy flung her arms girlishly round Gwen’s impassive neck.
‘When is your father coming up?’ Gwen said.
‘Not for ages, if at all. He can’t leave Leicester just now, and he hates London.’
‘You must get him to come and ask Richard what his intentions are. A young girl like you needs protection.’
‘Gwen, don’t be silly.’
Often Trudy would question Gwen about Richard and his mother.
‘Are they well off? Is she a well-bred woman? What’s the house like? How long have you known Richard? Why hasn’t he married before? The mother, is she —’
‘Lucy is a marvel in her way,’ Gwen said.
‘Oh, do you call her Lucy? You must know her awfully well.’
‘I’m quite,’ said Gwen, ‘a member of the family in my way. ‘Richard has often told me that. Do you go there every Sunday?’
‘Most Sundays,’ Gwen said. ‘It is often very amusing, and one sometimes sees a fresh face.
‘Why,’ Trudy said, as the summer passed and she had already been away for several weekends with Richard, ‘doesn’t he ask me to meet his mother? If my mother were alive and living in London I know I would have asked him home to meet her.’
Trudy threw out hints to Richard. ‘How I wish you could meet my father. You simply must come up to Leicester in the Christmas holidays and stay with him. He’s rather tied up in Leicester and never leaves it. He’s an insurance manager. The successful kind.’
‘I
can’t very well leave Mother at Christmas,’ Richard said, ‘but I’d love to meet your father some other time.’ His tan had worn off, and Trudy thought him more distinguished and at the same time more unattainable than ever.
‘I think it only right,’ Trudy said in her young way, ‘that one should introduce the man one loves to one’s parents’ — for it was agreed between them that they were in love.
But still, by the end of October, Richard had not asked her to meet his mother.
‘Does it matter all that much?’ Gwen said.
‘Well, it would be a definite step forward,’ Trudy said. ‘We can’t go on being just friends like this. I’d like to know where I stand with him. After all, we’re in love and we’re both free. Do you know, I’m beginning to think he hasn’t any serious intentions after all. But if he asked me to meet his mother it would be a sort of sign, wouldn’t it?’
‘It certainly would,’ Gwen said.
‘I don’t even feel I can ring him up at home until I’ve met his mother. I’d feel shy of talking to her on the phone. I must meet her. It’s becoming a sort of obsession.’
‘It certainly is,’ Gwen said. ‘Why don’t you just say to him, “I’d like to meet your mother”?’
‘Well, Gwen, there are some things a girl can’t say.’
‘No, but a woman can.
‘Are you going on about my age again? I tell you, Gwen, I feel twenty-two. I think twenty-two. I am twenty-two so far as Richard’s concerned. I don’t think really you can help me much. After all, you haven’t been successful with men yourself, have you?’
‘No,’ Gwen said, ‘I haven’t. I’ve always been on the old side.’
‘That’s just my point. It doesn’t get you anywhere to feel old and think old. If you want to be successful with men you have to hang on to your youth.’
‘It wouldn’t be worth it at the price,’ Gwen said, ‘to judge by the state you’re in.’
Trudy started to cry and ran to her room, presently returning to ask Gwen questions about Richard’s mother. She could rarely keep away from Gwen when she was not out with Richard.