by Tami Hoag
The dispatcher looked at the badge, not at Parker, as she listened to the person on the other end of the call.
“Well, whatever you got, Todd, babydoll, you better die of it. I’m already short a messenger. . . . Walking pneumonia? I don’t need you walking, honey. I need you on a bike.” She listened for a moment, huffed in offense, and said: “You don’t love me. That’s all there is to it.”
She slammed the receiver down, swiveled her tall wheeled stool around, and faced Parker with an imperious glare. “I got no time for you, Blue Eyes. You ain’t nothing but trouble. I can see that comin’ now. A sharp-dressed man with a hat ain’t never nothin’ but trouble. You gonna cost me nothin’ but time and money.”
Parker swept his fedora off, grinned, and held his raincoat open. “You like the suit? It’s Canali.”
“I’ll like it better from a distance. Aks what you gonna aks, honey. This ain’t the offices of GQ magazine. I got me a real business to run.”
“Did you send a messenger to the office of Leonard Lowell, Esquire, for a pickup last night around six-thirty?”
She stuck her chin out and didn’t blink. “We close at six P.M.”
“Good for you,” Parker said with a hint of a half smile. A dimple cut into his right cheek. “But that’s not what I asked.”
“I send out a whole lotta messengers on a whole lotta runs.”
“Do you want us to interview each of them?” Parker asked politely. “I can clear my calendar for the rest of the day. Of course, they’ll have to come down to the station. How many are there? I’ll have my partner call for a van.”
His nemesis narrowed her eyes.
“What do you call those notes you put up on that board?” Parker asked.
“Floaters.”
“Every order gets put on a floater. The floater goes on the board under the name of the messenger going on the run. Is that how it works?”
“You want my job?” she asked. “You need another line of work? You want me to train you? You can have this job. I’ll go file my nails and watch Oprah and Dr. Phil every day.”
Her fingernails were as long as bear claws, with metallic purple polish and hand-painted pink rose details.
“I want you to answer a simple question, ma’am. That’s all. You can answer me, or I can take all the floaters you wrote yesterday back to the station and go through them one by one. And what about the manifests? I’m guessing you match the two things up at the end of the day. We could take them too. Let you get on with your business.”
“You can get a damn warrant,” Eta barked. She grabbed her radio mike by the throat as incoming static and garbled words crackled over the speaker. “Ten-nine? Ten-nine, P.J.? What the hell do you mean you’re lost? You ain’t gone but two minutes. How could you be lost? You’re lost in your brain, that’s where you’re lost. What’s your twenty? Look at a damn street sign.”
The messenger answered, and Eta rolled her eyes. “You’re hardly across the damn street! I swear, John Remko, if you ain’t taking your meds, I’m gonna feed ’em to you my own self! Get yourself turned around and get gone before I got Money chewing on my tail.”
Ruiz stuck her nose into the mix. “We can get a warrant,” she said aggressively. “We can make your life hard. Do you know the meaning of obstruction?”
Eta looked at her as if Ruiz were an annoying child. “Sure I do,” she drawled. “You ought to take some Metamucil for that, honey. There’s a Sav-on Drugstore the next block up.”
Ruiz flushed red. The dispatcher sniffed her disdain. “Honey, I worked dispatch for the New Orleans Police Department for eight years. You don’t scare me.”
The phone rang again, and she snatched it up. “Speed Couriers. What you want, honey?”
Parker cocked a look at Ruiz, one corner of his mouth tugging upward. “She’s something.”
Ruiz was pouting, angry, offended at being made the butt of a joke.
“Don’t push too hard,” Parker murmured. “We want her on our side. Finesse beats force every time with a woman.”
“Like you would know,” Ruiz grumbled. “You threatened her first.”
“But I did it politely and with a charming smile.”
The dispatcher moved from phone to microphone, one hand scribbling out the order. “Base to Eight, Base to Eight. Gemma, you there, baby?”
The messenger answered, and was dispatched to pick up a package from a downtown law office and deliver it to an attorney at the federal building on Los Angeles Street. The floater went up on the board under the GEMMA magnet.
“I’m curious,” Parker said, leaning on the counter with both elbows, settling in. “You haven’t asked once why we want to know if you dispatched a courier to this office. Why is that?”
“It don’t concern me.”
“A man was murdered there last night. His daughter told us he was waiting for a bike messenger. We’re thinking the messenger might be able to tell us something that could be valuable to the case.”
Eta heaved a sigh. “May the Lord have mercy on his soul.”
“The victim? Or the messenger?” Ruiz asked.
“You’re making me suspicious, you know,” Parker said casually, giving her the up-from-under look—intimate, as if they had known each other for years and he had gotten his way with this look before. “Being difficult like this. Makes me think you’ve got something to hide.”
The woman looked away, thinking. Maybe weighing pros and cons, maybe realizing she’d made a mistake taking the hard line.
“We’ll find out one way or the other,” Parker pointed out. “Better for everyone if we do it the friendly way. You don’t want us to get warrants, haul away half your office and all of your messengers. Do you own this business, Ms. . . .”
“Fitzgerald. No, I do not.”
“So you would have to answer to your boss, explain to him why he’s losing a day’s income, why his files are being confiscated, why the police want to look at his employee files and payroll records.” He shook his head sadly. “That won’t be good for you.”
She stared at him, hard, maybe wondering if she dared call his bluff.
“I know these kids,” she said. “They march to their own drummer, but they ain’t bad kids.”
“We just need to ask him some questions. If he didn’t do anything wrong, he’s got nothing to worry about.”
Eta Fitzgerald looked away and sighed again, her presence deflating as she admitted defeat to herself. The phone rang, she picked it up and politely asked the caller to hold.
“It was a late call,” she said to Parker, staring down at the counter.
“Where’s the manifest?”
“The messenger’s still got it. He didn’t make it back to match up his paperwork. It was raining. I closed up and went home to my kids.”
“And is he working today?”
“He ain’t been in yet.”
“Why is that?”
She made a sour face. “I don’t know! I’m not his mother. Some of these kids drift in and out. Some of them got other jobs besides this one. I don’t keep track of them.”
Parker pulled his notebook out of his inside coat pocket. “What’s his name?”
“J.C.”
“What’s J.C. stand for?”
“It stands for J.C.,” she said, perturbed. “That’s what we call him: J.C. Number Sixteen.”
“Where does he live?”
“I have no idea.”
“Must say something in his employee file.”
“He’s 1099. We got no file.”
“He’s an independent contractor,” Parker said. “No paperwork, no health insurance, no workers’ comp.”
“That’s right.”
“I’ll hazard a guess and say he might even get paid in cash.”
“That ain’t my department,” Eta snapped.
“Do you want me to call for the warrant?” Ruiz asked Parker, taking her cell phone out of her purse.
Parker held up a hand to h
old her off. His attention was steady on the dispatcher. “You have his phone number.”
“He don’t have no phone.”
Ruiz sniffed and started punching numbers.
“He don’t! I got no number for him.”
Parker looked dubious. “He’s never called you? Called in sick, asked for something, let you know he’s running late?”
“He calls on the two-way. I got no phone number for the boy.”
Ruiz spoke into her phone. “Detective Renee Ruiz, LAPD. I need to speak with ADA Langfield regarding a warrant.”
“Maybe I got an address,” the dispatcher said grudgingly.
The phone was lighting up like a pinball machine, one call on hold, another coming in. She grabbed up the receiver, hit the second line button, and said, “You gotta call back, honey. I’m in the middle of a police harassment.”
She went to a file cabinet in the corner of the cubicle and dug through a drawer, pulling out what looked like an empty file folder.
“It’s just one of those mailbox places,” she said, handing it over. “That’s all I know. I wouldn’t say any different if you tortured me.”
Parker raised his eyebrows. “I hope we won’t have to find out. Can you tell me what he looks like?”
“He looks like a blond-haired, blue-eyed white boy.”
“Any pictures of him up on that wall?” he asked, nodding toward the paneled wall.
“No, sir.”
“Thank you for your cooperation, Ms. Fitzgerald. You’re a good citizen.”
Eta Fitzgerald scowled at him and grabbed her ringing phone, dismissing him. Parker opened the folder, scanned the single sheet of paper—a job application—for pertinent info.
NAME: J. C. Damon
Parker closed the folder and handed it to Ruiz. Instead of turning for the front door, he started down the hall toward the back of the restaurant-cum–courier service. The dispatcher jerked the telephone receiver away from her head and shouted at him.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
Parker waved her off. “We’ll let ourselves out, Ms. Fitzgerald. Don’t worry about us. We’re parked closer to the back.”
He glanced into what used to be a small private dining room, now converted to office space for Speed’s executives, neither of whom had yet made it in to work. By the state of the place, it was safe to assume there was no high ladder of success to climb and nowhere lower to go. There were two beat-up desks littered with paperwork, and a dirty, bottle-green ashtray sitting on a coffee table in front of a sofa that looked like it might have been found along the freeway.
Farther down the hall, what had been a coatroom now was a dark red closet crammed with file cabinets.
Parker hit the swinging door into the kitchen, where conversation and cigarette smoke hung in the air, along with the slight, sweet, faded scent of pot. The kid with the blue Mohawk was sitting on a stainless-steel prep table. He froze like a small animal that knew it had been spotted by a predator that would kill it if it moved. A wild-looking Rasta man stood leaning back against a sink, smoking a cigarette. He seemed neither surprised nor alarmed to see a pair of cops walk in.
“May we help you good folks?” he asked. Jamaican.
“Either of you gentlemen know J. C. Damon?”
Mohawk said nothing. Rasta Man took a drag on his cigarette. “J.C.? Yes.”
“Seen him around today?”
“No. Not today.”
Parker did a slow scan of the space that had clearly been claimed by the messengers as their own. A couple of street-ravaged bikes leaned up against a wall. Random bike parts, beer bottles, and soda cans littered the counter. The room had been gutted of its commercial appliances. A filthy, old, once-white GE refrigerator stood in a fraction of the space occupied by what had been there before it. A nasty green sofa squatted where the range had been. A table and mismatched chairs sat near the back door, magazines and messy paperwork scattered over the table. The centerpiece was a hubcap being used as a giant ashtray.
“You know where he lives?”
Rasta Man shook his head. “What you need him for, mon?”
Parker shrugged. “He might have seen something go down last night.”
No reaction.
Ruiz stepped toward Mohawk. “What about you? What have you got to say for yourself?”
“I don’t know nothing about nobody.” Attitude now. He couldn’t run, he couldn’t hide, he went with attitude. “Nice bra.”
Ruiz tugged her coat into place. “The guy works here. How can you not know him, smart-ass?”
“I didn’t say I didn’t know him. I said I didn’t know anything about him.”
“Would you know him if I threw you up against that wall and found dope in your pockets?”
Mohawk frowned. Parker shook his head and rolled his eyes. “I apologize for my partner. She’s got a short fuse. One brutality charge after another.”
Ruiz cut him with a look. “He’s wasting our time. What do you want to do? Stand around and smoke a joint with them?”
“That would be against regulations,” Parker said easily.
She called him a turd in Spanish.
Rasta Man exhaled smoke through his nostrils. “J.C. We call him the Lone Ranger.”
“Why is that?” Parker asked. “Does he wear a mask? Carry a silver bullet? Shack up with an Indian?”
“Because he likes to be alone.”
“No man is an island.”
The courier pushed away from the sink. Standing beneath his spectacular head of gray-brown dreadlocks was a body as strong as a tree. His thigh muscles, clad in black spandex, looked as if they had been carved by a master sculptor. He walked over to the hubcap ashtray, the clips on the toes of his bike shoes clacking on the concrete floor.
“That one is,” he said.
Parker took out his wallet, flashing a stack of green bills as he dug out a business card and flicked it onto the worktable, in the direction of Mohawk. “If you hear from him, he should give me a call.”
He put his wallet away and went out the back door. Ruiz nearly knocked him down, shoving her way around him, trying to get in his face.
“What the fuck was that about?” She kept her voice low, but caustic nonetheless.
“What?”
“You could have gone with me. Backed me up on the drug thing. We could have twisted the little punk.”
Parker looked at a couple of bikes chained to a gas meter. “I could have. But that’s not the way I wanted to play it. My case, follow my lead. Your case, I’ll let you alienate as many people as you want.”
The alley was like any alley downtown, a narrow, dirty valley between brick buildings. The strip of sky above was the color of soot. The limited parking spots behind the businesses were crowded with delivery vans huddling together like horses in the soft rain.
“And your lead is to bribe everybody?” Ruiz said.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Ms. Ruiz. No money changed hands.”
A dark blue minivan sat wedged into a parking space between a wall and a green Dumpster. PROUD PARENT OF AN HONOR STUDENT was neatly affixed to the back window. Eta Fitzgerald’s car.
“The idea of available money is out there,” Parker said, walking around the van. “Doesn’t mean anything to me. I didn’t make any offers. But you never know. Mohawk might think an offer was implied. The notion might influence him to tell us something he otherwise wouldn’t have.”
Ruiz didn’t want to calm down. Parker thought she enjoyed being angry. Anger was the fuel for her energy. And it probably made her feel bigger than she was, stronger than she could ever physically be.
“And then what?” she demanded. “He comes forward, tells you something, and you stiff him?”
“He comes forward, tells me something, I save him from you. I should be so lucky to have someone do that much for me.”
He took a peek inside the van through the windows. The usual load of family crap. A football hel
met, action figures, and a black Barbie. Loose bottles of Arrowhead water that had to roll around like bowling pins when the car was in motion.
“What are you doing running around with that much money anyhow?” Ruiz demanded crossly.
“You don’t know how much money I have. I could have twenty dollars in ones, for all you know. It’s none of your damn business anyway.”
She decided to pout, crossing her arms over her chest, shoving her cleavage upward, red lace tempting the eye. “What are we looking for?”
Parker shrugged. “I just like to have the lay of the land.”
“Let’s go find this guy. I’m freezing.”
“Sixty percent of your body heat escapes out the top of your head.”
“Shut up.”
He started to move away from the van, then glanced back, something catching his eye. He frowned, and went back into the building, Ruiz at his heels like a terrier.
Eta Fitzgerald, once again juggling phone and radio mike, froze and stared at them as they approached her window. “What now?” she demanded. “You’re just a bad penny, you. Why don’t you go spend yourself somewhere else?”
Parker grinned at her and put a hand against his chest. “You’re not happy to see me? I’m crushed.”
“I’d like to crush something. Get on with it. You’re worse than a child.”
“It’s your car,” he said. “Can you come out back with us for a minute?”
She turned ashen, cut the mike, and hung up the phone. “My car? What about my car?”
Parker motioned for her to follow, and went back down the hall.
Outside, the mist was thickening again, raindrops falling spontaneously around them. Parker adjusted his hat and went to the back of the van.
The dispatcher followed reluctantly, her breathing short and labored, as if she’d run a race.
“It’s your taillight,” Parker said, pointing. “Busted out. Not a lot of damage, but still . . . You’ll get pulled over for it on a day like this.”
Eta Fitzgerald stared at the back of the van. Her expression was one of sudden nausea.
“Not by me,” Parker went on. “They don’t let me write tickets anymore. Something about road rage . . . I just wanted to give you a heads-up.”