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  Noh theatre, 143

  nostalgia, manifestations of, 91-2, 143, 181, 188

  N’tuitif tribe, 227

  nudity, 27, 102, 195-6, 294

  and Art, 276

  as part of witchcraft, 101, 259

  magazine centrefold, 275

  nude virgins, wizards’ desire for, 14

  occupational hazard for werewolves, 183

  O

  Oats, Mightily, 196

  Ogg, Mrs Gytha (Nanny), 53, 54, 102-7, 117, 119-22, 152-6, 195-6, 285

  ability to fit in, 149, 152-3, 154, 155

  and domestic skills, 105, 117

  and drink, 105, 153, 195

  and family, 103-4, 119-20

  and Granny Weatherwax, 102, 104, 106-7, 117, 152, 153

  and Greebo, 53, 102-3, 285

  and sex, 106-7, 121

  listening skills, 285

  marriage guidance, 120-1

  singing voice, 121

  Ogg, Shawn, 119-20, 121, 196

  old age, 20, 86, 93-4, 96, 105, 121, 190, 225, 261

  Omnianism, 197-8

  One-Man-Bucket, 96

  opera, 155

  effect of, 153, 154

  Nanny Ogg on, 154

  opposites, theory of

  anti-crime, 93

  Morris dance, 97

  substition, 182

  orang-utan see Librarian

  P

  parallel universes, 118-19

  passwords, difficulties with, 65, 119-20, 239-40, 278

  Patrician, the, see Vetinari Perks, Polly, 253-5

  personality

  lovely, 149

  objectionable, 143, 209, 214

  Pestilence, 216

  philosophy, 19, 30, 48, 111, 144, 207, 213,216

  pictsies, see Nac Mac Feegle

  pins, 271

  potatoes, value of, 292

  predictions of the future

  shortcomings of, 13-14, 16, 66, 105, 247

  unpleasant, 16, 22, 43, 51

  printing, Engravers’ Guild on, 182

  problem-solving, classic dilemmas revisited:

  poet and butterfly, 218

  riddle of the Sphinx, 61-2

  Schroedinger’s cat, 226

  truth-telling and lying guards, 118

  protocol, importance of observing, 120, 178, 179-80

  Ptraci, 57, 59, 60

  punctuation, as warning of madness, 153

  pyramids, 59

  Q

  Quia Ego Sic Dico, rule of, 294

  Quirke, Captain ‘Mayonnaise’, 128-9

  Quirm, 133

  Quoth (raven), 133, 134

  R

  Ramkin, Lady Sybil, see Vimes

  rats, plagues of, 138, 239

  of the Tribe, 240, 242

  See also Darktan

  reannual plants, 15, 33

  religion

  among dwarfs, 126-7

  among mayflies, 91-2

  among Nac Mac Feegle, 259

  as cause of war, 227-8

  misdirecting effects of, 112-13

  organized religion: endemic faults in, 197-8; priestly role in, 225

  See also belief, gods

  respectability, measure of, 133

  revolutionary spirit, 71-2, 142, 144, 233-4

  See also death in a worthy cause

  Ridcully Hughnon, 225

  Ridcully, Archchancellor Mustrum, 94, 95, 118, 171, 188

  and paperwork, 207, 270

  and Vetinari, 141

  heartiness and sporting interests, 81-2, 93, 135

  intellectual powers, 93, 119, 280

  leadership qualities, 93, 141, 188, 189

  on dangers of the unknown, 141, 167

  on parallel universes, 118-19

  on students, 170, 173, 270-1

  on the faculty, 96, 135, 170

  Rincewind, 13-16, 19-22, 24, 39, 44-8, 75-8, 142-5, 226-7

  and magic, 22, 24, 44, 45

  cowardice of, 15, 16, 45, 144

  encounters with Death, 14, 190

  instinct for survival, 14, 15, 76, 143-4

  justified pessimism, 15, 143-4

  on position in food chain, 19

  on running, 45, 47, 76, 189

  on Twoflower the tourist, 13, 21, 22

  on wizards, 47-8

  Ron, Foul Ole, 129, 137

  S

  safety drill, rats’, 240

  science and scientists, 47, 60-1, 167, 188

  See also Igors self-doubt, lack of

  in Cohen, 142

  in Granny Weatherwax, 103

  seven-league boots, 21

  sex

  Cohen on, 20

  dwarfs’ delicacy about, 87

  houses of ill repute/negotiable

  affection, 153, 161

  humour as compensation for, 58

  Nanny Ogg and, 106-7, 120-1

  sexual morrisment, 122

  wizards’ difficulty with, 14, 43-4, 45, 75

  Shades, the, 29, 34-5, 67, 94, 153

  sherry, Vimes on, 178

  shops

  effect of revolution on, 233-4

  for haute couture, 154-5

  for musical instruments, 133

  magic, 137

  Silver Horde, the, 143-6, 225

  attitude to money, 143

  simile, choice examples of, 13, 14, 22, 27, 30, 33, 35, 37, 43, 75, 81, 111, 137, 154, 181, 209, 275, 286, 291, 294

  sin

  nature of, 197-8

  original, 77

  unoriginal, 71

  singing voice

  of Brutha, 111

  of cats, 240

  of Nanny Ogg, 121

  of Ptraci, 57, 59

  of Victor Tugelbend, 84

  Six Beneficent Winds, 143, 144

  Smith, Eskarina, 28, 30

  snow, 169, 284

  soldiers

  advantages enjoyed by, 254

  Agatean, 145-6

  in Klatchian Foreign Legion, 134-5

  on battle experience, 183, 234

  priorities of, 51, 112

  uniform, 177, 254

  spectacle, importance of, 69

  spelling,

  effects of, 136

  importance of, 101, 167

  invention of, 38

  Sphinx, the, 61-2

  stamp collecting, 293

  Stationery Cupboard, the, 214-15

  Stibbons, Ponder, 118-19, 170, 171-2 188, 270

  Sto Helit, Susan, 133-4, 136, 167, 169, 173, 174, 214-15, 218

  stories, power of, 48, 104, 105-6, 240-1, 242-3, 244

  storm, 30

  stupidity

  in wizards, 119

  not determined by appearance, 30

  of demons, 77

  of gods, 112-13

  of sheep, 283

  simple differentiated from stupid, 126

  style, importance of, 120, 122

  superstition, 101, 227

  substition, 182

  See also beliefs

  survival traits

  among gods, 112

  among professional heroes, 142-3

  among swamp dragons, 126

  among yetis, 219

  in Ankh-Morpork, 126, 218

  See also evolution, Cohen, Rincewind

  T

  Tacticus, General, 253, 255

  tan, how to, 28-9

  Tawneee, 275, 279

  taxes, 94-5

  teachers, peripatetic, 247

  teaching, as profession, 38, 145

  Susan’s approach to, 214-15

  Teatime, Jonathan, 169, 172-3

  Teppic (Pteppicymon XXVIII), 57, 58, 61-2

  Thieves’ Guild, 66, 291

  thinking

  cats and, 239

  failure to think, 128

  styles of, 83, 170, 224-5, 242

  Thoughts, First, Second and Third, 260

  Thursley Eric, 75, 77, 78

  time

  control of, 59, 213, 215, 219

  nature of, 70, 71, 213<
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  trousers of, 70

  tortoises, 59

  trolls, 22

  and dwarfs, 126

  Chrysoprase, 136-7

  debt collection methods, 54

  Jade, 254

  troll bridge, 253

  See also Detritus, gargoyles

  trousers

  Granny Weatherwax on, 102

  of Time, 70

  truth, slipperiness of, 47, 187, 210

  Tugelbend, Victor, 82-5, 87

  Twoflower, 15, 16, 19, 21-2, 143

  Twoshirts, 260

  U

  Uberwald, 195, 196, 201

  Überwald, Delphine Angua von,

  see Angua

  universal laws, 29, 58, 104, 138, 189, 201 253 255

  Unseen University, 29, 30, 36, 39, 81, 93, 187-90

  and women, 23

  Archchancellorship, 81, 135

  Ceremony of the Keys, 187-8

  compost heap, 96

  eccentricity in, 135

  faculty members: Chair of Indefinite

  Studies, 87, 171-2; Lecturer in

  Recent Runes, 141, 171, 188, 271;

  Reader in Esoteric Studies, 135;

  Senior Wrangler, 172, 188, 189, 190

  Hex, 170

  housekeeper (Mrs Whitlow), 93, 189-90

  Old Tom, 78

  relations with Patrician, 141, 270-1

  students, 141, 170, 173, 188, 270-1

  tax status, 94-5

  teaching at, 141

  Tower of Art, 133

  See also Bursar, Dean, Librarian,

  Library, Ridcully, Rincewind,

  Stibbons, wizards

  V

  vampires, 95, 103, 160-1, 195-8

  Count and Countess Notfaroutoe, 95

  Count de Magpyr, 195-8

  Countess de Magpyr, 196, 198

  Vlad de Magpyr, 196, 198

  Verence II (formerly the Fool), 51-4, 120

  Vetinari, Havelock, Lord (Patrician of Ankh-Morpork), 46, 66, 87, 95, 130, 160, 161, 177, 178, 179, 202, 224-5, 280, 291-95

  andVimes, 71-2, 159, 161, 177, 178, 279

  appointments to see, 137, 207-8, 291

  art criticism, 276

  as pet-owner, 46, 292-3

  as student, 233

  characteristic gestures, 14, 130, 291

  choice of vocabulary, 66, 161, 293

  diplomacy, 141

  Guilds’ opinion of, 161

  interview techniques, 14, 66, 82, 125, 136, 177, 201, 267

  on citizens’ shortcomings, 128

  on dungeons, 71

  on freedom, 210, 267

  on mime artists, 67

  on pizza, 161

  on public interest and the free press, 210

  on the nature of evil, 71-2

  political acumen, 138, 268

  principles of government, 46, 67, 71-2, 133, 137, 210, 292

  tyranny in practice, 94-5, 137, 225, 268, 271, 293, 294, 295

  villainy, types of, 39

  inherent in Grand Vizier, 58

  Vimes, Sir Samuel, 67-71, 125-30, 159-62, 178, 180-3, 202-3, 231-3, 235, 275-80

  and alcohol, 128, 202

  and personal organizer, 159

  and Vetinari, 159, 161, 177, 178, 279

  blackboard monitor, 277

  dictums of, 161-2, 178

  family life, 180, 277-8

  knighthood, 181-2

  on democracy, 202

  on diplomacy, 202, 256

  on policing, 233, 276-7

  on sherry, 178

  on socio-economic unfairness, 125

  taste in boots, 125

  taste in food, 69, 127, 277, 278

  taste in uniform, 231, 293

  Vetinari on, 71-2

  William de Worde on, 208

  Vimes, Lady Sybil (nee Ramkin), 69, 125, 180, 202, 203, 278, 279, 280

  vocabulary

  dangerous, 113, 207, 217

  objectionable, 173, 208, 209

  Tiffany Aching on, 247, 249

  See also punctuation, spelling, Vetinari vote, the, 40, 202

  W

  war, 177, 182

  Cohen on, 145

  paintings of, 234

  results of, 86, 134

  War, 48, 217

  War, Mrs, 217

  Watch, the, 66, 69, 155-6, 269, 275, 276-7, 294

  Night Watch, 232

  procedural techniques, 159-60, 162, 178, 179-80, 202, 231, 233, 279

  traditions of, 180

  uniform, 293

  See also Angua, Colon, Detritus,

  Ironfoundersson, Nobbs, Vimes

  wealth

  accumulation of, 125

  measures of, 33, 125, 193, 202

  See also money

  Weatherwax, Mistress Esmerelda

  (Granny), 27-30, 51, 53, 101-7, 117, 118, 119, 149-56, 197-8, 262, 263, 283-4

  Borrowing 117-18, 262

  encounters with Death, 150-2, 193-4

  healing skills, 101-2, 103, 149-52, 193-4

  infallibility of, 27, 28

  on baths, 104

  on books, 27, 283

  on hair care, 155

  on hats, 106, 154

  on imitations, 51

  on nudity, 27, 102

  on progress, 107

  on sin, 197-8

  on things foreign, 102, 104

  on witches, 250, 263

  use (or not) of witchcraft, 27, 29, 51, 104, 261, 262

  Weatherwax, Lily, 105-6, 107

  Wen the Eternally Surprised, 213, 215, 216

  werewolves, 159, 183

  See also Angua whale, caged, 65

  whiskey: Bearhugger’s, 68; C. M. O. T.

  Dibbler’s, 128

  Willikins, 275

  witches

  black (Black Aliss), 149, 248, 283

  cackling, 283

  Miss Level, 261, 262

  Miss Perspicacia Tick, 247-8

  Miss Treason, 284

  Mrs Earwig, 283

  Omnians and, 197

  respect commanded by, 27, 103, 262

  sabbats, 101-2

  suspicion and hostility towards, 52, 149, 247, 248

  Tiffany Aching on, 247-8, 259

  use of Borrowing, 117-18

  use of magic, 261

  witch’s cottage, 27, 120

  Witch Trials, 263

  See also Aching, Garlick, magic, Nitt, Gytha Ogg, Weatherwax

  wizards, 27, 45, 82, 92, 137, 188, 190, 224

  and demons, 75

  and food, 96, 224, 271

  and gods, 92

  and the Patrician, 94-5, 141

  appearance of, 27, 137

  attachment to life, 21, 28

  competitiveness of, 45, 92

  Cutangle, 30

  Esk on, 30

  fondness for occult display, 39, 75

  Greyhald Spold, 21

  Igneous Cutwell, 35, 36, 37-8, 39

  research, 188

  Ridcully on, 141

  robes, 93

  Windle Poons, 93-4, 95, 96

  See also Unseen University

  women

  abilities, 29

  as ladies, 290

  at disadvantage in careers, 22

  Cohen on, 20

  in Historical Re-creation, 280

  jerk syndrome in, 279

  price of, 294

  universal laws relating to, 253, 255

  wizards’ opinion of, 23, 30

  wossname, 76

  writing and reading, knowledge of, 159, 260, 262, 284

  Y

  yetis, 87, 219

  Ysabell, 36-7, 38

  Z

  Zen, 51, 219

 

 

 
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