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  Boarders at the Rings’ home testified that Levi had been in Elma’s room overnight several times, and that they appeared to be lovers. Catherine Ring testified that on December 22, Elma believed she was eloping with Weeks, and the two had exited the house within a short time of one another—Catherine heard them talking on the porch before they left. More witnesses said they’d seen a horse and sleigh near the crime scene that resembled one belonging to Levi’s brother Ezra. There was even testimony from a witness who’d seen Levi measuring the Manhattan Well about a week before Elma disappeared. A medical expert testified that Elma’s body showed signs of being badly beaten and strangled, and Levi was said to have returned to the boarding house looking “pale and nervous” the night Elma disappeared.

  By the time the prosecution rested, things didn’t look good for Levi. Many in the courtroom believed that even the great triad of Hamilton, Burr, and Livingston wouldn’t be able to save his life.

  Hello Kitty has appeared on more than 15,000 different products, including an AR-15 assault rifle.

  THE DEFENSE TO THE RESCUE

  Hamilton and Burr did most of the defense work for the trial. Burr gave a stirring speech, asking the jury to set aside their anger toward Weeks and portraying the carpenter as “an injured and innocent young man” who’d never treated Elma badly. Then the defense brought in its own string of witnesses.

  First, the defense established that Levi had an alibi—several people had seen him at Ezra’s house on the evening of December 22, placing him far from the Manhattan Well area at the time Elma disappeared. Other witnesses asserted that Ezra’s horse and sleigh never left the barn. Character witnesses spoke of Levi’s “goodness.” Defense medical experts declared that the marks on Elma’s body could have come from her autopsy rather than from a deadly beating. (The autopsy had been carried out to determine whether Elma was pregnant; she wasn’t.)

  The defense also brought in boarders from the Rings’ house on Greenwich Street. But these people contradicted the prosecution’s version of Elma as a happy innocent girl until Levi seduced her. They claimed that Elma used a drug called laudanum—a powerful opiate—and that she’d talked of killing herself with an overdose. One man, who lived in the room next to Elma, said Levi Weeks wasn’t her lover at all. According to him, Elias Ring, the owner of the boarding house, sometimes spent the night with Elma when his wife was away. Levi’s defense team painted the Ring boarding house as a place of sexual intrigue—a kind of 18th-century Peyton Place with Elma as a key player. And as for the prosecution’s star witness, boarder Richard Croucher, the defense showed that he hated Weeks and implied that he might have lied on the witness stand.

  A VERDICT AND A CURSE

  The trial of Levi Weeks lasted two days—longer than most criminal trials of the time. It broke for recess at 1:00 a.m. the first night, after some jurors nodded off. The next night, it ended after 2 a.m. At that point, the judge bluntly informed the jury that the prosecution’s collection of circumstantial evidence was a flimsy basis for conviction. Five minutes later, the jury returned its verdict: not guilty.

  Elvis once volunteered to be an FBI drug informant. (His services were refused.)

  As the defense team congratulated each other, it’s said that a furious Catherine Ring—whose dead cousin, marriage, and boarding house had all been dragged through the mud—cursed Alexander Hamilton. She supposedly shouted, “If thee dies a natural death, I shall think there is no justice in heaven!” And eerily, her curse came true five years later, when Hamilton and Burr, by then bitter political enemies, met on the dueling grounds at Weehawken, New Jersey, and Burr shot and killed Hamilton. Burr was eventually acquitted of murder, but his political career was over.

  As for Levi Weeks, most New Yorkers disagreed with the jury’s verdict and the young carpenter was run out of town. Sentiments eventually began to change when, less than a year after the trial, Richard Croucher was found guilty of raping a young girl in the Ring boarding house. Levi finally settled in Natchez, Mississippi, where he became a successful architect, married, and had a family.

  Today, the Manhattan Well where Elma Sands met her end still exists—it’s in the basement of Manhattan Bistro in Soho. From time to time, employees say, an eerie vapor rises in the kitchen, and Elma’s ghost causes glasses and wine bottles to go flying.

  * * *

  WORST DRUG-SNIFFING DOG

  “Falco,” at the County Sheriff’s Office, Knoxville, Tennessee

  In August 2000, David and Pamela Stonebreaker were driving through Knoxville in their recreational vehicle when sheriff’s deputies pulled them over for running a red light. The cops were suspicious and called for backup: a drug-sniffer named Falco. The dog sniffed outside the vehicle and signaled “positive,” so deputies immediately searched the inside of the RV...and found more than a quarter ton of marijuana.

  But in court, the Stonebreakers’ attorney challenged the search—the dog couldn’t be trusted. It turned out that between 1998 and 2000 Falco had signaled “positive” 225 times and the cops found drugs only 80 times. In other words, the dog was wrong nearly 70% of the time. Falco, the defense argued, was too incompetent to justify searching vehicles based on his “word” alone. The judge agreed and the Stonebreakers (their real name) went free.

  Losing face: In ancient China, criminals caught robbing travelers had their noses cut off.

  WHAT’S THE

  NUMBER FOR 911?

  We have a lot of respect for 911 call-takers—not only must they remain calm for people in life-and-death situations, they have to try to make sense of callers like these folks.

  Dispatcher: “Nine-one-one, what’s the nature of your emergency, please?”

  Caller: “I’m trying to reach nine-eleven, but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.”

  Dispatcher: “This is nine-eleven.”

  Caller: “I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.”

  Dispatcher: “Yes, ma’am. Nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.”

  Caller: “Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.”

  Dispatcher: “Nine-one-one. Please state your emergency.”

  Caller: “Yeah, okay. Bill got hurt.”

  Dispatcher: “Who is Bill?”

  Caller: “Just some dude I know. We were tossing the Nerf around, and the TV fell and cut up his leg.”

  Dispatcher: “We’ll send someone right over.”

  Caller (to someone in the room): “Get the keg outta here, dude!”

  Dispatcher: “Nine-one-one. What’s the nature of your emergency?”

  Caller: “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

  Dispatcher: “Is this her first child?”

  Caller: “No, you idiot! This is her husband!”

  Dispatcher: “Nine-one-one.”

  Caller: “Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Damn...I think I’m going to pass out.”

  Dispatcher: “Sir, where are you calling from?”

  Caller: “I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn...”

  Dispatcher: “Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?”

  Caller: “No...”

  Dispatcher: “What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?”

  Caller: “Running from the police.”

  Crime slang: “Getting a Valentine” in convict lingo means to receive a one-year jail sentence.

  SMILE: YOU’RE ON

  BAIT CAR!

  If you’re a fan of YouTube, but you’re tired of sorting through millions of uploaded videos for something fresh, interesting, and (of course) odd, here’s a suggestion: Type “bait car” in the search window, press return, and enjoy the ride.

  CAR TROUBLE

  In the winter of 2001, police in Vancouver, British Columbia, were battling a ring of thieves who were stealing as many as five Japanese sports cars per week from the parking lots of local golf courses, then stripping the car
s to sell the parts. Auto theft is a difficult crime to fight: Stolen cars change hands so quickly that even if you catch someone driving one, it’s difficult to prove that they know it’s stolen, let alone prove they’re the one who stole it. You have to catch car thieves in the act, and that’s not easy because they tend to break into cars when there are no witnesses around. And because car theft is a property crime, not a violent crime like kidnapping, assault, or murder, there’s a limit to how much time and money police agencies can spend fighting it, especially when the odds of winning a conviction are so low. How low? Fewer than 15% of all car thefts end with the thief being jailed.

  CANDID CAMERA

  The Vancouver police department couldn’t spare enough officers to stake out every golf course in the city. If they were going to catch the crooks they’d have to find another way. Phil Ens, a Vancouver police officer assigned to auto-theft detail, had heard about a program in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where police were using “bait cars”—cars wired with hidden audio and video equipment and GPS tracking devices, then left where thieves were likely to steal them. Police could track a car using its GPS signal, then shut off the car’s engine by remote control as they moved in to make the arrest. The video evidence was then used to convict the thieves and send them to prison. The approach was effective: Auto thefts were down in Minneapolis, and prosecutors were winning convictions against longtime car thieves, thanks to the video evidence recorded by the bait cars. Even passengers in stolen cars were going to jail as participants in the crimes. Ens approached the Insurance Corporation of British Columbia (ICBC), which sells auto insurance in the province, and Boomerang Tracking Solutions, which makes auto tracking devices, and talked them into helping fund a test of the bait-car concept in British Columbia.

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  GONE IN 2,700 SECONDS

  Boomerang sent Ens an Acura Integra loaded with GPS tracking equipment and the remote-control device that allows police to shut off the engine. Ens added a hidden camera, a microphone, and a VCR. Then the police department placed the car in the parking lot of a local golf course...and made their first bait-car arrest just 45 minutes later.

  ICBC was sold on the program—they decided to back it in a big way, donating recovered stolen cars to be wired up as bait cars and spending more than $500,000 a year to make them bait-car-ready. The provincial government of British Columbia agreed to pick up the rest of the tab, with the program to be administered by an interagency task force called the Integrated Municipal Provincial Auto Crime Team (IMPACT).

  The program is still going strong today, and IMPACT continues to develop new and creative ways to put this powerful new crime-fighting tool to use. They have studied which cars are likely to be stolen in which parts of town, and plant the bait cars accordingly. They make the cars even more attractive targets by baiting them with a wallet, a purse, a cell phone, or even an open bag of potato chips left in plain view. Because car thieves commonly abandon stolen cars in the neighborhoods where they live (it’s easier than walking home), if police can figure out where a particular car thief lives, they’ll plant his favorite model of bait car right down the street from his house. Why stop at committed car theives? Sometimes IMPACT even leaves bait cars unlocked with the keys in the ignition and the engine running to tempt opportunists who might not otherwise bother to break into a vehicle.

  NOW SHOWING

  Most of the time, police agencies keep their crime-fighting method secret to prevent criminals from figuring out ways around them. But IMPACT takes the opposite approach: They hope that by publicizing the bait-car program as much as possible, they can convince criminals (and wannabes) that auto theft is not an easy, low-risk crime—that it’s actually a crime in which arrest is almost inevitable, the charges will stick, and the penalty will be months or even years in jail. They want the crooks to believe that bait cars are everywhere.

  The TV show CSI caused a surge of college applications for courses in forensic science.

  What makes this interesting for the rest of us is that IMPACT has set up a Web site (www.baitcar.com) where they post actual bait-car video clips for you to watch and enjoy. The clips are making their way to other popular sites like Google Video and YouTube, too. They’re worth a look: When you watch the grainy hidden-camera footage, it almost feels as like you’re there in person to witness the thrill of victory as punks break into cars and speed off on a joyride, followed by the agony of defeat as they are arrested by police a short time later.

  CAT AND MOUSE

  Vancouver’s program is working: Since it was instituted in 2002, car thefts have dropped more than 15%, with 6,000 fewer cars being stolen each year. ICBC is saving nearly $15 million a year through reduced payments to auto-theft victims. The publicity campaign and especially the bait car footage are credited with much of the success: As the bait cars themselves pull incorrigible car thieves off the streets, the footage of them being caught and taken to jail is causing less-committed thieves to lose heart and prompting at-risk, “entry-level” youth to reconsider whether they really want to begin stealing cars in the first place. “Auto theft went down right away because of word-of-mouth among the thieves,” Ens told the Vancouver Province in 2005. “It created a level of paranoia and the advertising kept it in their conscience.”

  WATCH, LAUGH...AND LEARN

  Are you ready to have a few laughs at the expense of ethically challenged Canadian punks? Here are the titles of some classic bait-car footage to look for. (Warning! Bait-car footage contains coarse language and is not suitable for children.)

  • I Was Caught By a Bait Car! A mini-documentary featuring bait-car footage and a later interview with the 22-year-old car thief, who describes what it is like to be caught red-handed stealing a bait car (“I knew it was a #*&$ bait car! They bait-carred my @*&!” he says as the police shut off his engine by remote control), and what it’s like for a reformed car thief to view his own bait-car footage for the very first time (“I look like a retard!”).

  Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18.

  • The Prayer. Watch as a 19-year-old car thief and his 21-year-old accomplice steal a car, do donuts in an open field and then, with the driver’s hands folded into a steeple on the steering wheel, pray aloud that the car coming up behind them is not a police car. “Please don’t be a cop! Pray it’s not a cop! Pray, pray, pray, just pray!” (Their prayers went unanswered.)

  • I Hope This Isn’t Another %$&* Bait Car, Man! (a.k.a. The Nose Picker). Who says car thieves have to be men? View footage of British Columbia’s first-ever arrest of a female car thief. Watch as she and her accomplice pick up a male associate, then tag along as he picks a winner and disposes of the “evidence” in disgusting fashion moments before the police arrive on the scene.

  • If My Mom Calls. Three punk kids steal a bait car just one day after one of them has been released from custody (perhaps for stealing another car?). Listen as their fear increases with the dawning realization that they are indeed driving a bait car, that arrest is only moments away...and that Mom is going to be really, really mad when she finds out.

  • High-Speed Escape. Rare footage of crooks stealing two bait vehicles at the same time. After the bait car program became successful, the Vancouver police department expanded to bait motorcycles, bait ATVs, bait snowmobiles, and even bait Jet Skis. These dopes stole a bait ATV and threw it onto the back of a stolen pickup truck...which turned out to be a bait car, too.

  • So Much for Going Home. The only thing funnier than watching these four kids count the patrol cars as they close in behind them—“Oh yeah, there’s one, two, there’s three! Yeah, it’s a bait car, dude!”—is listening to them being arrested by a cop with a Scottish accent thicker than The Simpsons’ Groundskeeper Willie.

  * * *

  “All I wanted was to be what I became to be.”—John Gotti

  First female police chief in America: Dolly S
pencer of Milford, Ohio, in 1914.

  HARD-BOILED

  HAMMETT, PART II

  On page 197 we introduced you to Dashiell Hammett, the man who invented private detective Sam Spade. Here’s a sordid tale of fame, drinking, and politics.

  MEAN STREETS

  After Hammett’s highly successful run with Black Mask, he published his first full novel, Red Harvest, in 1929. Drawing on his strike-breaking experience with Pinkertons, Hammett used his Continental Op character to narrate the tale of a corrupt and lawless Montana mining town in the aftermath of a violent labor clash. Just a few months later, Hammett and the Continental Op were back with The Dain Curse. Without stopping for a rest, he then banged out The Maltese Falcon in time for a spring 1930 release.

  Considered his finest novel, The Maltese Falcon introduced Sam Spade, who became one of America’s best-known fictional heroes during the tough times of the Great Depression. In a decade that saw a high rise in crime—especially in the nation’s cities—readers looked up to Spade. He was tough but full of integrity and got results from playing by his own rules. Spade’s world was violent, unsympathetic, and full of irony and black humor. Readers ate it up. Sam Spade went on to star in radio dramas, comic books, and on film. Three different movies were made of The Maltese Falcon; the classic 1941 Humphrey Bogart version was the third.

 

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