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by John Patrick Kavanagh


  Julia

  The Inventory

  Abbreviations

  M = Missing In Sequence/Unaccounted For/

  Never Created/Appears Elsewhere/Reworked

  WP = With/Including Pencil

  WO = With/Including Object(s)

  WM = With/Including Modeling Paste

  OTS = Off-The-Shelf Canvas

  EXP = Exception to Set Description

  Please note that the Artist did not provide any titles for the following works; rather, I elected to speculate what JLD might have named them.

  Set One/Black Numbered on Reverse

  Works On Canvas, Acrylic and Enamel

  Off-The-Shelf/Store Bought Canvases

  01. Combat Prototype 36x36 WP, WO

  02. Combat Astronomy 36x36 WP, WO

  03. If You Knew Uzi 36x48 WO

  04. Combat Sex 30x48 WP, WO

  05. Chaos #1 20x20

  06. Untitled 24x24

  07. Untitled 18x36

  08. Send Lawyers #1 36x48 WO

  09. Combat Law 36x36 WO

  10. Combat Commodities 36x48 WO

  11. M

  12. Hook #1 36x36

  13. Is It Combat Art? 36x36 WO

  14. Combat TV 18x48 WP, WO

  15. Combat Radio 18x48 WP, WO

  16. Makeup #1 30x30 WO

  17. M

  18. M

  19. Hook #2 20x30

  20. Pandora’s Obsession 18x36

  21. #1 18x36 WO

  22. Is It? 18x36

  23. Obsession #1 30x30 WO

  24. Obsession #2 30x30

  25. M

  26. Control/-30- 18x36

  27. M

  28. Send Lawyers #2 30x30

  29. Reflection 18x48 WO

  30. Control #2 18x36 WO

  31. M

  32. Nemesis 36x36 WO

  33. Control #3 20x30

  34. Hammer/Sickle 18x36

  35. Commodities 28x36

  36. Money Changes 36x48

  37. Cage #1 24x36 WO

  38. Combat Control 18x48 WO

  39. Cage #2 30x30 WO

  40. Send Lawyers #3 30x30

  41. Makeup #2 24x36

  42. Chaos #2 20x20

  43. Radio 24x24

  44. Runaway 30x30

  45. Hard/Soft 28x36

  46. Fear 18x36

  47. Time 24x24

  48. Chaos #3 24x36

  49. Tough Darts 24x36 WO

  50. M

  51. Chaos #4 24x36

  52. Pandora #1 24x36

  53. Numbers 24x36

  54. M

  55. Sixers/-30- #1 40x40

  56. Nightmare #1 36x60

  57. Infinity/Numbers 36x60

  58. Retribution 48x48

  59. Risk 36x60

  60. Runaway 24x24

  61. Death 24x24

  62. Changes 24x24

  63. Hair 40x40

  64. #2 40x40

  65. Revenge 30x30

  66. Untitled 30x30

  67. 24x36

  68. Pandora #2 24x36

  69. Flag 24x36

  70. Sixers/-30- #2 40x40

  71. M

  72. Annonces Classees 30x30 WO, WM

  73. Untitled Pyramid 30x30 WM

  74. Mirage Pyramid 40x40 WM

  75. Control Pyramid 40x40 WM

  76. M

  77. Letter S 24x24

  78. Letter Z 24x24

  79. Letter K #1 24x24

  80. Numeral 26 24x24

  81. Alphabet 24x24

  82. Letter K #2 24x24

  83. Numerals 99 24x24

  Set Two/Red Numbered on Reverse

  Works On Canvas, Acrylic and Enamel

  (Incidental Use of Pencil on Many)

  Hand Constructed Canvases

  Exceptions (EXP) as Noted

  099. Jasper/Don’t 68x90 WM

  100. Dazzle Me 56x72

  101. Black Box 30x40

  102. Jasper/Giant 68x80 WO

  103. Jasper/Win A Prize 56x72

  104. Q&A/So Many Men 68x80

  105. Jackson/Drunk 30x68

  106. Jackson/Nursery 56x72

  107. Jackson/Lucifer 56x72

  108. In The Air Tonight 60x80

  109. Ouija 30x40 WO

  110. Trinity 30x40 WO

  111. 6 Commonalities 36x48

  112. Chisel 36x48 EXP OTS

  113. Study for #105 EXP

  114. Study for #106 EXP

  115. Study for #107 EXP

  116. Misfire 27x27 9 mounted

  Polaroid photographs EXP

  117-124. See Set Three, infra

  125-126. See #131, infra EXP

  127. Jackson/Tree 30x80

  128. Stencil Madness #1 36x48 WO

  129. TB&GITB 68x90

  130. Zuni vs Popular 36x48

  131. The Serpent 46x64 note: it appears #s 125 and 126 (acrylic on wood 12x36) were intended to be companions to #131, forming a triptych

  132. Red Scare 46x64

  133. Jackson/Split Second 56x72

  134. Susanna & The Pharaoh 56x72 WM

  135. Stencil Madness #2, 68x90

  Set Three/ The Keyholes

  Acrylic, Enamel and Pencil on Deck-

  Stained Wood Constructions with Brass

  Hooks and Silver or Zinc Plated Hotel Keys

  117. Blow 12x24

  118. Nerd 12x24

  119. Pearls 12x24

  120. Heart 12x24

  121. Whore 18x36

  122. Tramp 18x36

  123. Stud 18x36

  124. Slut 18x36

  (WARNING: Please use care in handling any of The Keyholes. The screw points of the brass hooks protruding through the backs of each work are hard to see and are unforgiving, as discovered with a five-stitches-visit to the ER by Kari earlier in the week).

  Set Four (A)/Numbered on Reverse

  Observations and Board Game Designs

  Pencil, Enamel, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 22x30

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  Observations

  72. Mugger

  73. IRA

  74. Elvis

  75. Russian

  76. Gold/Hoffs

  77. Black Holes

  78. Answering Machine

  79. Astigmatism

  80. Notre Dame

  81. Diagonal

  82. Maria

  83. S&P 500

  84. All The Hits

  85. Humid Saturday

  86. Hell

  87. Progress

  88. Apes

  89. Hole

  90. Send

  91. Rubber Dress

  92. Pyramid (Coins) #1

  92(a). Pyramid (Coins) #2

  93. Cat Assassins

  Board Games

  94. Best Seller

  95. MSDS

  96. Two’s Company, Three’s A Crowd

  97. Presumed Innocent

  98. Honey, Do You Want Me To Tie You

  Up Before We Go Out Tonight?

  99. Honey, Will You Wear Your Black

  Garter Belt Tonight?

  100. Standoff! Logo

  101. Confusion Will Be My Epitaph

  102. Down The Dark Ladder

  103. Pyramid (Johns) EXP

  104. Death

  105. Enough Is Enough

  106. A Loaf Of Bread, A Bottle Of

  Wine, And A 66S

  107. Dumb Investment

  108. Wrap It Up (incomplete)

  109. Get Away

  110. I Don’t Want That Prick Coming

  Over Here For Dinner Tonight

  111. Lawnopoly

  112. Law School Fantasy Camp

  113. Pick A Fetish—Any Fetish

  113. Screen Writer

  114. Springsteen Video Quiz

  115. Big Shot Pop Star

  116. Big Shot Movie Star

  117. Countdown To Love

  118. Really?

>   119. Academmys ER

  120. The Park

  121. The Dream

  122. Blinded By The Light

  123. Streets Of Fire

  124. The Trip

  125. The Other Trip

  (I’ve misplaced the final page of this list which contains the titles of an additional number of games and will add them in the next draft).

  Set Four (B)/Unnumbered

  The Repeaters - Enamel and Ink

  plus The 2 Grids—Pencil, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 22x30

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  a. Combat Art

  b. Hard/Soft

  c. Money Changes Everything

  d. My Own Hook

  e. Birth Life Death

  f. Pandora’s Obsession

  g. Send Lawyers

  h. Sex Control

  i. Infinity Numbers

  j. Infinity Logic

  k. TV Revenge Woman

  l. Illinois #1

  m. Illinois #2

  n. JLD

  o. Jasper/Own Hook

  Set Five/The Fuhs

  Numbered on Reverse

  Biographies of Imagined People

  Pencil, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 14x17

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  111. Coincidence

  112. Mister Ears

  113. Turk

  114. Teri Tracer

  115. Robert Sanderson

  116. Michael Marsh

  117. Cindy Sharp

  118. Merlin

  119. Dreamer

  120. Roddy the Rodman

  121. Kookie

  122. Evil Patricia

  123. Magic Man

  124. Sweet Susie

  125. DJL

  126. Vibrations

  127. Laura Freckles

  128. Masterwork

  Set Six/Larger Studies and

  Observations

  Numbered on Reverse

  Pencil, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 10x14

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  37 Examples

  Set Seven/Smaller Studies and

  Observations

  Numbered on Reverse

  Pencil, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 8.5x10.25

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  143 Examples

  Set Eight/Smallest Studies and

  Observations

  Numbered on Reverse

  Pencil, Marker and Ink

  All examples on Paper, all 5.25x7.75

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  106 Examples

  Set Nine/The Shrouds

  Unnumbered

  Acrylic, Enamel, Marker and Ink

  All examples on 6x9 foot Canvas

  Drop Cloths

  All signed Lionne-Demilunes

  All stamped with Artist’s chop

  5 Examples, believed to have been used in

  the execution of the 5 Jacksons, supra

  Set Ten/Miscellaneous

  Various Materials and Objects

  including etched stencils, tape,

  Artist’s paint brushes, stirring

  sticks, gloves, paint cans, paint

  tubes, utensils, yardsticks, pencils,

  receipts, notes, coins, shell casings, unetched stencil letters and other items

  In excess of 200 Objects (estimate) not counting over 600 anchoring coins.

  Set Eleven/The Missing Fifteen

  Based on a Surfaces Inventory list kept by the Artist, it can be stated with certainty that an additional fifteen canvases are missing from the collection, no doubt additional works by JLD as this table tracks perfectly the quantities of various sizes of the canvases known to exist (e.g., there are ten which are listed as 30x30, and precisely that amount of finished works have been documented). With an extrapolation based on list-to-works, it appears these undocumented creations include:

  Seven hand-constructed canvases measuring:

  2 @ 68x90

  4 @ 27x72

  1 @ 30x96

  Also unaccounted for are eight elaborate constructions for which JLD paid a substantial sum to a local craftswoman to fabricate. Custom made to his specifications including polished pinewood backing frames, substantial bracing and expensive primed canvas, they measure:

  2 @ 30x40x3

  3 @ 36x48x3

  2 @ 46x64x3

  1 @ 30x68x3

  AUTHOR’S NOTES

  There are three other sets of fingerprints all over this book besides mine.

  The first belongs to Lori Perkins who in the autumn of 1986, as a rookie literary agent at Barbara Lowenstein Associates picked from the slush pile a query package submitted by a first time author regarding a near-future book titled Sapien II. Based on the treatment and first three chapters, she requested the entire manuscript and after completing it, liked the undertaking enough to retain a reader for a second opinion. Based on his and her own thoughts, she requested a number of changes for a rewrite which the novice novelist promptly accomplished, including a new title—Sixers.

  On 31 July 1987, I accepted Lori’s offer of representation.

  Following perhaps 20 rejections—most of them of the Close but no Cigar variety—she phoned me the afternoon of 04 March 1988 and said: “John? This is Lori Perkins. We’ve got an offer. You’re going to be published. Congratulations. Here’s the deal.”

  My elation quickly turned to dread as she outlined her strategy, which included doubling the advance and our retention of all rights beyond print and even as to those rights, a much more generous cut of any foreign royalties. A few days later she called to say her counter-offer had been rejected but that my potential suitor was still mulling it over. A week later, the publishing contract arrived with all of the alterations Lori had negotiated.

  Lynx Books, a division of Lynx Communications, Inc., had been launched 18 months earlier by a pair of publishing veterans backed by a huge chunk of venture capital money. They’d started off by picking up the reprint rights on over 200 previously published paperbacks and an assortment of other properties, and were now positioned to trot out their inaugural hardcover line, five books by new writers. Sixers, in March of 1989, was scheduled as the third released.

  I was maintaining a hectic schedule on the road with my attorney pursuits but always found time to visit bookstores in the various cities my work took me to, but Sixers was nowhere to be found. Inquiring about this state of affairs, I was told there was a distribution problem so not to worry. Which I didn’t, because back in February Lynx had arranged for a catered book signing event to be held 15 April 1989, Kroch’s & Brentano’s at Water Tower Place in my sweet home Chicago. It was one of the best evenings of my life—Lori and my editor Judy Stern having flown in from NYC for the festivities—marred only by a snippet of a conversation between Judy and a K&B honcho I overheard during a brief break.”Things are pretty bad?” he’d asked.”We’re not sure,” she’d replied. I never got the full story, though apparently Lynx’s distributor was holding all of the company’s receivables when it went into Chapter 7 bankruptcy, which in turn led to Lynx going belly-up overnight.

  Sixers made it as high as #4 on the Chicago Tribune’s Hardcover Best Seller List, did very well (I recently learned) in its Japanese translation, was reviewed as “(a) well-wrought first novel…engaging and fun to read” by Publisher’s Weekly, deemed “Terrific” by one of America’s most elegant novelists, Scott Turow, and was subsequently optioned for 20th Century Fox by the late film producer Laura Ziskin (of Pretty Woman and As Good As It Gets fame). But the brief party was over as there were only a small number of copies in circulation and no publishing house to produce additional volume
s.

  I completed a pair of other manuscripts (one a sequel to Sixers) which never found a home. Lori told me that was probably due to the rapid contraction within the industry to a narrow focus on blockbusters, the massive shift in readership to non-fiction works and my minimal track record. Fair enough, although I guessed maybe the two works simply weren’t good enough to make the cut. So I moved on to other pursuits, creative and otherwise.

  When I received an email from her in February of 2013 informing me she was now (along with running the L. Perkins Agency and juggling another half dozen balls of various sizes and colors) the head of Riverdale Avenue Books—who in that capacity wanted to chat about a project—I phoned her immediately. After a moment of awkwardness (we hadn’t spoken in years) we segued into the easy-going chat of two old friends and partners as if we’d last conversed a few weeks earlier. She asked if I’d be interested in reworking Sixers because it’d always been one of her favorites, had never gotten the chance it deserved, would still be timely with some updating and made for a good fit in the burgeoning worlds of electronic publishing and social media. Though near future pop culture novels weren’t the lead genre at RAB, she’d find it a place on the list. I replied I’d be willing to tweak it enough to make it current.

  Sorry. Wrong number.

  For starters, she wanted me to undertake a complete line edit; a survey extending from broad concepts down to the smallest details. Concurrently, she’d require replacing anachronistic references with more recognizable substitutes, adding more meat to the bones of tangents previously glossed over and eliminating some admittedly idiosyncratic fluff the novel contained. But above all, she wanted to see “The Universe.”

  Not the one seen through a telescope; the universe I’d create that had a past, a present and more importantly a future.”What’s going to happen with the big board game tournament? How did the Combat Art painter end up? Are there some new seeds to plant for future reference? Does the Pope book (the other manuscript she’d read) fit in anywhere? Looking three or four books down the line, do we need some foreshadowing? Remind me—did you get rid of the dragon?”

  Sixers didn’t exist in an electronic format, so I found a company that converted a sacrificed copy of the hardcover into an .rtf file. So far, so good. It was now mid-March and I’d jotted pages of notes so was ready to have at it. Prologue, 18 Chapters, Epilogue, 310 pages. I figured two four hour days per chapter, six days a week would be more than enough time to complete the exercise so marked May 5th as my target. Though I hadn’t read the entire book in ages, I figured I knew it well enough that the rewrite would be a snap. A page and a half into the Prologue, I leaned away from the monitor, folded my arms, then reached for my calendar and superimposed a large red X over the blue words THE END in the Cinco de Mayo square.

 

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