by Sandra Hill
‘Twas the night
SANDRA HILL
“Trademark Sandra Hill [is] filled with lots of humor, some of it laugh-out-loud fun. She has that magical touch.”
—Romantic Times
“Ms. Hill knows how to mix laughter and sensuality just right.”
—The Belles and Beaux of Romance
KATE HOLMES
“Those who enjoy a light-hearted romp need look no further.”
—The Romance Reader on The Wild Swans
“Ms. Holmes has written a humorous love story, filled with fantasy and enjoyable characters.”
—Romantic Times on The Wild Swans
TRISH JENSEN
“Trish Jensen has got a great comedic touch and an ear for dialogue.”
—The Romance Reader
“Charming and delightfully humorous, Against His Will is nonstop fun.”
—Romantic Times
‘Twas the Night
by
Sandra Hill
Kate Holmes
Trish Jensen
Bell Bridge Books
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the authors’ imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead), events or locations is entirely coincidental.
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Copyright © 2001 by Sandra Hill, Anne Holmberg, and Trish Jensen
Originally published in a mass market paperback edition titled Here Comes Santa Claus by Leisure books, and imprint of Dorchester Publishing Co., Inc.
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DEDICATIONS
Sandra Hill:
To my Internet soul sisters:
Anne Holmberg, Trana Mae Simmons, Karen Fox,
Sharry Michels, Pam McCutcheon, and Janice Tarantino.
They have shared their writing expertise with me over the
years, but more than that, they have become good, good
friends, even though some of us have never met in person.
Someday, ladies, we are going to get that pink limo with
The Elvis wobble doll. I promise.
Kate Holmes:
To Sandra and Trish,
With heartfelt thanks for inviting me to play in your world.
Stan and I had a GREAT time on that bus!
Trish Jensen:
To the ladies and gents of the READ list,
An eclectic and fabulous online conglomeration
Of readers, author, reviewers and booksellers.
I adore you, one and all.
Dear Reader,
Welcome to our most unusual anthology. In fact, it is so unusual that we refer to it as a non-anthology.
When the three of us decided to write this book about three former orphans (a Blue Angels pilot, a bounty hunter and an ex-NFL football player) forced to return to their hometown for a Christmas Eve wedding, the only thing we knew for sure was that they would be riding on a bright red Santa Brigade bus filled with senior citizen Santas. Almost immediately we discovered that we would have a chronology problem if the stories were written in the usual manner . . . three separate novellas.
Instead we decided to write this anthology round-robin style. Sandra wrote all the chapters from Sam’s point of view; Trish wrote Kevin’s; and Kate wrote Stan’s. In other words, every chapter was written by a different author, each of us picking up where the last chapter left off.
We were very pleased with the final result, an anthology that reads like a single novel. Please let us know how you like this unique method for telling our funny, poignant love story.
Best,
Sandra Hill www.sandrahill.net
Kate Holmes [email protected]
Trish Jensen www.trishjensen.com
Prologue
You are cordially invited to join
George Garrison
and
Molly Oliver
In the joyous celebration of their wedding
At 7 p.m. on Friday, December 24, 2010
At Our Lady of the Snows Chapel
Snowdon, Maine
Reception to follow at
The Holiday Inn.
RSVP Requested by December 10th.
CHAPTER ONE
SAM
Monday afternoon, four days ’til Christmas Eve.
“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way . . .”
“American Airlines, Flight One-oh-one to Boston is cancelled. Passengers are directed to the information desk for further instructions.
“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way . . .”
“U.S. Air, Flight Six-seven-three to Syracuse is cancelled. Passengers are directed to the information desk for further instructions.
“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way . . . ”
“United Airlines, Flight Nine-eight-five to Bangor, Maine is cancelled. Passengers are directed to the information desk for further instructions.”
“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way . . .”
On and on the staticky public address system went with cancellations of what appeared to be all northbound flights in the face of a coming blizzard. The only planes taking off today from Philadelphia International Airport were those headed south, or to the western U.S. Since the southbound storm was headed this way and would probably hit full-force tomorrow, chances were there wouldn’t be any northbound flights tomorrow, either.
As a backdrop to the distressing announcements, speakers in the airport terminal piped out, over and over and over, like a stuck record, a bouncy version of Jingle Bells. Meanwhile, holiday travelers—those not stunned over being land-locked at this all-important time of the year—laughed and called out to strangers with jolly “Merry Christmas” greetings as they hurried along toward their designated gates.
One person in particular was feeling less than jolly. “I hate snow. I hate that sorry song. In fact, I’m beginning to hate Christmas.” Navy Commander Samuel Merrick slunk lower in his Naugahyde booth and glared out the window of the airport coffee shop. He watched grimly as fat snowflakes were beginning to come down like celestial post-it notes . . . reminders that mere mortals and their technological advances, such as aircraft, could be frozen in place on a whim of the gods.
In the midst of Sam’s grumbling to himself, Lt. Andrew O’Dell slid into the opposite booth and handed him one of the two cups of coffee in his hands, the whole time smiling. “Now, now, Slick. Since when did you become the Bluebird of Christmas Happiness? Or rather, the Blue angel of Christmas un-Happiness?” he corrected, staring pointedly at the distinctive blue and yellow Blue Angel badge with the F/A Hornet Jets in a diamond formation that was positioned proudly on Sam’s uniform . . . just as it was on his.
He and Andy were current members of the renowned six-man Blue Angels Flight Demonstration Squadro
n. Considered the best of the best, these jet pilots performed high-precision, aerobatic maneuvers in breath-taking, razzle dazzle air shows across the world. Although their flying talents were famous, the Blue Angels’ main role was to serve as role models and goodwill ambassadors for the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps.
“Easy for you to say, Andy. You’re not gonna be stuck in the City of Brotherly Love for the next day or two. You’re almost home . . . just a short puddle jump to Harrisburg.”
Andy didn’t look a bit sympathetic . . . probably because his thoughts were consumed with his fiancée—a dairy farmer, of all things—whom he hadn’t seen in three months. He and Andy had come up from Pensacola, homebase to the Blue Angels, less than an hour ago. It should have been a short layover for them. Then, after Christmas, they’d travel to NAF, the Naval Air Facility, in El Centro, California, where the squadron wintered.
“Knowing you, Slick, you’ll find something to occupy your time,” Andy said in an awestruck voice.
Oh, swell! Another Navy nugget suffering from a bit of misplaced hero worship.
As if on cue, an American Airlines flight attendant walked by, gave Sam a quick once-over, then flashed him a not-so-subtle smile that said clearly, “Hey, sailor, I’d like to know you better,” before sitting down with companions at a nearby table.
“See, see!” Andy hooted in an undertone.
“It’s just the uniform. Women have this thing about men in a killer uniform.”
“Hah! You don’t see them going ga-ga over me, do you?”
“Ga-ga?” Sam questioned with a raised eyebrow, even as he instinctively returned the woman’s once-over. His slow, lazy perusal registered her trim figure and attractive facial features and the fact that she could pass for a red-headed version of Cameron Diaz. Even better, her legs were a shade longer than a Hornet jet stream. Still, he turned back to his coffee with an “Oh, well.” shrug. Reciprocating her smile would amount to an invitation . . . one he was not interested in. In fact, he’d become bored with the whole dating game for a long time now.
Sam wasn’t a vain person . . . well, not too vain . . . but he’d had no trouble attracting females since he was thirteen years old and discovered that his dark hair, blue eyes and tall frame were assets to be milked for all their worth. But it wasn’t just his looks. Hell, he’d gotten charm down to an art form before he’d turned ten, and earned his nickname of Slick which had stuck all these years, right down to being his call name in the Blues. Yep, charm had been a necessary survival skill when dodging the law and criminal elements in the inner city neighborhood where, during his early years, he’d been raised—or, rather, ignored—by a druggie mother, who’d been practically a kid herself.
But now Sam was feeling all charmed out. He didn’t give a flying fig about meeting another woman—gorgeous or not. He was tired. Perhaps it was this forced trip back to Snowdon, Maine . . . a place he had studiously avoided for fourteen years, ever since his high school graduation. He had no choice now, though. His old mentor, George Garrison, was getting married, and he couldn’t let him down. He’d promised he would be there by Christmas Eve, and he would be, by damn . . . blizzard or not.
“Man, oh, man! I can’t imagine what it must be like to have women . . . and men, too . . . do double takes when you pass by . . . just because you’re so good looking. God, I envy you.” Though he was in perfect physical condition, as required by the Blue Angels regimen, Andy would never be described as handsome . . . not with all those freckles and his gap-toothed, David Letterman smile and a cowlick sticking up on his crown, in spite of his short haircut.
Sam was only thirty-two, but he felt old compared to the exuberant, impressionable and over-talkative Andy, who was a mere twenty-six. Andy had just joined the Blues this past year, while Sam was in his third year with the Blues . . . including ten years with the Navy, after college.
Taking a deep breath, he said, “Andy, I envy you.”
“Me?” Andy was clearly taken aback.
“I’ve seen the pictures of you and Cindy . . . and the farm she inherited when her parents died. You can tell, just by looking at the glow on her face, how much she loves you. And that farmhouse will be perfect when you start to raise a family. Hell, you’ve already got a readymade family with those younger sisters she’s helping to raise.” He shrugged, at a loss to explain himself further. “You’ve got it all.”
Andy’s Adam’s Apple bobbed up and down a few times before he choked out, “Yeah, I guess I do.”
“Tell me what your Christmas will be like,” Sam encouraged, wanting to take the attention away from himself.
Andy smiled and his face lit up like a Christmas tree. “Cindy and I both come from big families. I have three brothers and two sisters. She’s got three younger sisters. Then, there are lots of aunts and uncles and grandparents. Loud, that’s the best way to describe our Christmases. And crowded. Plenty of good, homegrown food. Always a stuffed turkey and a baked ham. My mother makes the pies . . . eight of them . . . two each of pumpkin, apple, mince meat and lemon meringue. Aunt Nellie makes the cakes; my favorite is Devil’s Food with boiled icing. Yummm. We probably never got as many big ticket items as other kids did, but I can’t recall feeling deprived.”
He thought for a moment, still smiling.
“It’s a happy time.”
That’s exactly how Sam had always imagined a family Christmas should be. The Waltons . . . only better.
“How about you, Slick? What do you do on Christmas?”
“Get drunk.”
Andy tilted his head quizzically, not sure if he was kidding or not.
“How’s this for a dose of reality? My earliest Christmas memory is of me grabbing the bell from the Salvation Army lady, whacking her over the head with it, and stealing all the money in the kettle.”
Andy narrowed his eyes at him. “Exactly how old were you?”
Sam blinked several times in rapid progression. What had come over him to reveal a memory he’d thought long-buried? Finally, when Andy refused to accept his silence as a reply, he told him, “Eight.”
“Ah, Slick!”
“It was a long time ago. No big deal!” he said gruffly.
Andy seemed about to say more, then cut himself off. “Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t you come home with me for Christmas? Good grief! My cousin Valerie would go ga-ga over you. She’s a massage therapist.” Andy jiggled his eyebrows meaningfully.
Sam laughed. “I wish I could. Especially with a ga-ga massage therapist. But I have to be in Maine by Friday.”
Andy put his hand on Sam’s forearm. “You seem really down in the dumps. It’s not just the weather delay, is it?”
Thank goodness, Sam’s cell phone rang then. He was spared from answering Andy’s question . . . a procedure which would involve even more painful revelations.
“Merrick here,” Sam said, flicking up the lid of his cell phone with a thumb and holding the mini console to his ear.
“Samuel! It’s so good to hear your voice,” a jovial voice spoke out.
It had to be George. He was the only one who could get away with calling him by his given name.
In the background could be heard the loud barking of dogs . . . lots of dogs. George was a veterinarian, and the man who had practically saved his life as a wayward teenager, along with the lives of his best buddies, Kevin “JD” Wilder and Stan Kijewski, fellow inmates . . . uh, residents . . . of the White Mountain Home for Boys in Snowdon, Maine. Kevin, a former cop and currently a D.C. private eye, and Stan, until recently a pro football player with the San Diego Typhoons, were supposed to meet up with him in Maine.
Sam could pretty well guess why George was calling now. He had asked the three of them to come back to Snowdon this week to be best men at his wedding. Now, George was checking up on him . . . like he always had. “When can Molly and I expect you? Chowder’s on the stove, just the way you always liked it. The weather’s getting a mite rough up this way, and I wanted to make sure we get
to the airport in time to pick you up.”
George’s deep Maine burr was a welcome melody to Sam’s ears. Furthermore, “a mite rough” to a Maine old-timer meant ten-below temperatures, wind chill equal to a North Pole gale, and snow to the rooftops . . . what the rest of the world considered emergency crisis conditions.
“Uh, George, have you turned on the TV today?”
“No. Mable Gentry’s poodle was constipated again. I keep telling Mable not to give her dog cheese doodles.”
“Mrs. Gentry still has that poodle? Bella was her name, right?” Sam had worked enough in George’s kennels as a teenager that he knew his regular customers, even after all these years.
“Yep! Bella. Mus’ be more’n fifteen years old. But what was that you said about the television?”
“Huh? Oh. I asked if you’ve turned on the TV today.”
There was a long sigh on George’s end.” Don’t tell me, you’re on TV again. Goldurnit, boy, you’ve got more moxie than good sense. I couldn’t believe that somersault you did in your aeroplane over the White House last summer. I hope you’re not gettin’ yourself in trouble again with my weddin’ so close.”
Sam smiled, loving the way George’s conversations tended to ramble. He even loved the sounds of all the yips and woofs and bow-wow’s and meows that always seemed to surround him. Most of all, he loved the way George was concerned about him, as if he were still “Slick Merrick, Teenager-In-Trouble” . . . again.
“George, you are in the midst of a major storm, and it’s headed this way. I’m stuck at the airport in Philly, with all flights northbound being cancelled for the time being, possibly the next two days.”
There was a long pause of silence. “Does that mean you’re not coming?” George’s voice was soft when he spoke, and full of disappointment. Just like it was the time Sam had shoplifted those condoms from a convenience store when he was fourteen . . . or when he’d gotten picked up by the police for speeding when he was fifteen . . . or when he’d broken both legs skiing down Suicide Run after an ice storm when he was sixteen.
“No . . . no, I’ll be there. I mean, I’m almost certain I’ll be there. It’s just a delay for now.”