by Alexis Angel
So like Scandalous and Client 5 and Jailbait are all $2.99 now because I had to raise the price but maybe they'll go on sale later.
Love,
Alexis xoxox
Why? 2/2/2017
Why do authors release at the same time?
Seriously, it's like when you don't have any sex, and then when you finally do having so much you can't even walk straight. Like you know going from periods of drought to periods of just gorging.
That's what it's kinda like this time. I'm not even joking I have the choice today of going and writing so that I can make enough money to you know live and have enough cash to buy all the things that life demands - lipstick, perfume, La Perla (they are having a sale in February and I plan to stock up on anything made with lace because this guy ripped my thong off a coupla weeks ago but thats a whole nother story), and cosmos. Or I can go and play with my BOB as I read because so many books have come out.
I mean why can’t I find a hot guy who would release frequently.
Here's wishing he'd "released" all over me instead...see the link below!
Love,
Alexis xoxox
New Me: 2/8/2017
I got a new banner!!
Because I was totally uhmm...what's the right word? Oh yeah, cumming. LOL
Hey, it's not my fault! There is just soooooo much man candy and sexy pics and games and even a steamy story that the girls put together in Dirty Lil' Angels. Like I woke up this morning and I know I should have been like okay Alexis let's try and act like a grown up but I was horny so I went on FB and I asked hey who wants to post some yummy man for me to uhm, you know. Okay, so I was a bit more explicit in my FB post.
But boom. The Angels came through and before I knew it there I was with my fingers and before I even knew it I came. Yeah, I'm done playing coy lol. I had a nice orgasm that left my toes curled and my skin flushed.
So yeah, I guess what was the whole point of this story? Uhmm...I guess if you want to see things that are sexy and want to cum more, join Dirty Lil' Angels? LOL. I dunno, you could also read Alicia Vs. Billionaire by clicking on that cute couple below...
Oh yeah, embracing the new sexually free me, I got a new banner. You like it?
My PA Cheryl made it for me.
Oh the contest on my FB page. Congrats to Wendy on the random drawing. Please contact Cheryl and she'll hook you up.
The Worst Time To Go To The Gym: 2/10/2017
No. The worst time to go is when you're horny.
And I ended up going to the gym all horny yesterday. I swear I think I was a threat to the people around me because all around me were hot guys lifting weights with their muscles bulging and all I wanted to do was lick them, and then wrap my arms around them as I rubbed my body on theirs.
Thankfully I managed to get home safely and I channeled all that horniness into the last five chapters of Ashley Vs. Boss, which is coming to ARC on Sunday at 6 pm PST and releasing on Monday (don't worry, I'll send an email!)
Also I'm planning to co-write some of the Mona Cox stories with some great author friends of mine (I just need to ask them) but I'll tell you when a co-write happens!
Oh, and that itch I had that needed scratching? Yeah, it's still there. And it's making me write filthier and filthier. And faster. It's almost like I'm taking everything I've ever done that was dirty in the past and just channeling it to come up with some really crazy stuff. I hope you guys will like it!
So Ashley Vs. Boss is going to pick up right from where Alicia Vs. Billionaire left off. Make sure you pick your copy up by Monday lol!
Valentines Day: 2/14/2017
My Valentines Is My Two Fingers!
Cocks. Alexis is moaning for Mona Cox!
That's right! Yesterday was Moaning Monday! That means another Mona Cox went live! It's a scorcher! So hot, that Amazon put it into erotica instead of romance. I'm trying to point out to them that it's a funny, sassy, sweet story that doesn't belong in erotica so let's see what they say.
But I thinks maybe they read the scenes and began to moan too! LOL! Can you imagine Amazon.com moaning for Mona? Moooooooooaaaaaan! LMAO!
Anyways, I've had to change the blurb to make it a bit tamer, the actual blurb is below, but hopefully I get it sorted out soon. Otherwise there is always next week, so you know, whatevs.
The second book from Mona Cox is below!
Smutty Sexy Sinful Scandalous Salacious Saturday! 2/18/2017
Yeah, I like Saturdays. But I mean my day of rest is gonna be Monday.
Right. After Moaning Monday where I release the Mona Cox, I'm gonna be a lot more relaxed. Right now, I think I've maybe said 10 words to my Naughty Angels this weekend. I mean, I feel like a boxer - I've even given up having sex. I didn't have any sex the last two nights. And I write smut! lol!
But thank you for liking Wicked Lil' Brat! A lot of you have said it's your favorite so far, and I'm so flattered! I know I had a lot of orgasms...err...fun writing Becca because she was so naughty. And I think someone was starting the discussion in Dirty Lil' Angels what sex scene she liked the best and was talking about how she liked the part where Becca was giving her stepdad a blowjob when her mom walked in but because Becca was under the desk her mom couldn't see. Okay yeah, no more spoilers...sorry.
Anyways, I’m off to work!
Love!
Alexis xoxox
So I really just need an excuse to send out a NL because I love writing letters! 2/19/2017
So when I was a lil' girl I used to write in a diary...
Right. Like you know drawing hearts and talking about how Jeremy kissed me at the back of the line and how I wondered if I was going to have his baby now...like normal stuff.
But so I went out for a drink last night with a friend and I'm telling her did I really grow up from the way I was when I was like 15 years old?
I mean, I still like pink. I still like pretty things. I still wanna smell good.
I mean the only thing that's different now is probably I have boobs, ass, and have sex. And I have to actually work out hard at the gym - seemed so easy to be skinny when you were in like 9th grade, ya know?
So my friend is like ya I'm still sort of a kid, but that's good. Case in point, I should totally bat my eyes at this guy who was giving us the stare from across the bar.
So I totally batted my eyes and he came over!
He was like out with three of his friends. He works as head of business development for a startup here in the Bay.
So this morning I was talking to one of my Naughty Angels and then he woke up and I had morning sex in a looooong time!
Moral of the story? If someone tells you to act your age, tell them to fuck off. We're women. And we're the best. So we can do whatever we wanna.
That's the whole point of the Mona thing. That was the whole point of Wicked Lil' Brat. Which is below.
OMG! My book is in the Amazon Top 100! 2/22/2017
Wet Wednesdays! Guaranteed to get your panties so wet that you have to peel them off...
LMAO!
So I was thinking something today and this is always kinda funny.
So there are some authors who will sign up for another author's newsletter to be like oh I wonder what so and so is doing and I'm genuinely interested in them.
And some who are all about like oh lemme see what secrets I can learn are they doing something secret that I can pick up on or did they carry me in their newsletter like they said they would.
But I was just shaking my head because these poor authors whoever if any signed up for my newsletter are having to read daily the torrent of ridiculous chatter that comes out of my head.
So maybe they are juggling stressful writing with releasing and I send an email talking about moaning, groaning, sucking, and slurping and they're like Oh My God. Why did I ever bother?
But whatevs, you know. As long as I don't bother you. Because my readers are seriously the most important people to me.
Without you guys, I wouldn't be h
ere. I mean I would seriously do anything for readers because this isn't just about telling stories and writing dirty wordies for me. This is about bringing some happiness and escape and peace to my readers. To make them smile. To make them laugh. To do some good in the world.
I honestly believe that and I promise I will never, ever take you for granted.
I'm starting to tear up here a bit, so gonna end this now, ladies.
Check out my $100 giveaway on my page! I have it out for thanking readers for getting Wicked Lil' Brat into the Top 100 in Amazon (woohoo!)
OMG My book is still in the Top 100! 2/23/2017
So last night my Naughty Angel was telling me something she did for Valentines Day...
She was trying to save money and so she cut up a lot of paper and wrote down a sexual favor on each of them. Then she put them in a box and she told her man that he could pick something randomly from the box and she would do it!
It's such a fun concept that I totally wanted to do it. So I asked the Dirty Lil' Angels what I could put other than the usual you know, like blowjob, handjob, footjob, titjob, fucking.
So some great suggestions I woke up to:
•Naked body massage
•Position of their choice
•Striptease
•Sexual Fantasy of their choice
•Role Play of their choice
•Personal slave for an hour
•Bubble bath for two
•Quickie
•Blindfolded encounter
•Shower sex
•Body painting encounter
•Kiss anywhere they want
•Let them eat off my body
•Strip poker
Right, too bad I already had the guy come over last night and the only thing I had written out was "doggiestyle" and "reverse cowgirl". So he picked doggie and I totally moaned so loud.
That's right. Even those people who say to me that I should be more ladylike. If being more ladylike means being oppressed then fuck off. I'll totally do whatever I want with whoever I want whenever I fucking want.
Sorry to rant here babes. I just get really upset because I see my mom or my grandma and so much of their potential was wrecked by men saying women couldn't do stuff.
But until then I guess uhmm check out my $100 giveaway on my page! I have it out for thanking readers for getting Wicked Lil' Brat into the Top 100 in Amazon (woohoo!)
Anyways, getting off my soapbox now. Talk to you all later!
Ciao!
Alexis
Slut 2/24/2017
I want you to call me a slut from now on...
That's fucking right. I'm fucking serious. Go ahead and unsubscribe if you want, but I'm done hewing to the notion that in order to be accepted women have to deny their sexuality. I'm not saying I'm crass, but if a girl likes sex and wants to enjoy sex and you want to call them a whore then I think we're on different pages, babe.
My goal with my writing now is to give my readers escape. To reclaim the word slut. To give women the idea that liking sex is okay. Staring at cocks is okay. Wanting them inside of you is more than okay.
Women have been oppressed by men for too fucking long. Slowly but surely, bit by bit, I want to be a source of strength for my readers that it's okay to like what we like. That if you're husband is being a douche, it's okay to think of leaving him. That if you're single, you're not obligated to stay celibate just because you're a girl while guys go around spraying cum on everything in sight.
Sure, I'll write about sweet virgins getting banged by footlong cocks. But that's because in that story that turns me on. And I will do everything I can to turn you on and leave you wet and gasping.
I promise.
If you don't like it and you're lurking as one of the 18,000 people I email to, I already told you the two words I have for you.
To everyone else, know that I will continue to make you drippy (yes, new word).
Love!
Alexis
Slut Bus 2/26/2017
That's the slut bus we're talking about!!
Yeah, thank you for so much love and kindness that you showed by the way the other day. Now I've come to the conclusion that 71 people unsubscribed from my list and the rest of us 18,000 people are just sluts.
That's right. We're dirty and we're filthy. We like a good cock between our legs and in our mouths. I want cum sprayed all over my tits and then I want to use my fingers to scoop it up.
I wanna be blindfolded and fucked hard by two dudes and...fuck, you can tell what kinda day I've had writing wise, huh?
So, Python is coming out next week. This is the cover below. But I also need your help.
I don't know if the sex scene is too dirty. Can you please read it and lemme know? I need to know your thoughts and whether this is just too much because I've never done this before in sex in a book.
It's at the bottom of the NL - after the recommendations!
Love!
Alexis
THIS IS THE SEX FROM MY UPCOMING NOVEL - PYTHON.
PLEASE LEMME KNOW IF ITS TOO DIRTY!
OR ANY OTHER THOUGHTS, SUGGESTIONS, ISSUES, QUESTIONS, CONCERNS, ETC.
“That’s just an appetizer,” Austin tells me, that delicious smile on his lips as he slides his finger out from my pussy. Before he slides it all the way out, I grab him by the wrist and stop him.
“More,” I whisper, my voice so low it’s barely audible. But he smiles at me all the same, sliding his finger back in. Except this time he doesn’t go for my G-spot - no, he turns his hand around, places his thumb over my clit and slides one more finger inside of me. Flicking his wrist back and forth, he starts to finger me with such a fury that a loud moan explodes in my voice.
He keeps moving his fingers until I feel the tension building up inside my muscles once more, my insides burning as I feel the claws of ecstasy all over my body. I open my mouth to say something but, by the time my lips part, I have no idea what I was going to say. In my mind, one thought pushes all others away: I need him to fuck me. Like a mantra, that thought repeats itself over and over again inside my head, drowning the rational side of me.
“Come, Destiny… Come for me, babe,” Austin whispers against my ear and, just like a bomb, I go off. An orgasm explodes inside of me with the intensity of a supernova, and I feel beads of sweat forming on my forehead.
“Fuck, fuck,” I curse under my breath, every single muscle in my body twitching and spasming. Pleasure rages inside of me like a river after a flood, and my heart tightens up as I realize we’re still on the appetizers - we’re yet to move to the main course. As good as this might be, I can’t wait to see what he has in store for me.
Slowly, he slides his two fingers out me and takes his hand out of my pussy. He raises his hand and takes it to my face; with a grin, he brushes his two wet fingertips over my lips. I react by instinct, opening my mouth and allowing him to slide his two fingers inside. As he pulls them back out, I suck them dry, shivering as my own fluids meshes with the flavor of his cock inside my mouth.
“Good, isn’t it?” He asks me, and I find myself nodding before I can stop it. Then, he moves as fast as a leopard, placing one hand under one ass cheek and forcing me to lift my leg; at the same time, he presses his body against mine, grabbing his cock and angling it so that his glans is resting on my pussy. I push my hips against him, ready to have him inside of me, but he simples looks into my eyes and grins. “Beg,” he whispers, that simple word hitting me like a brick. I don’t beg, I have never begged… and I’m not going to do it.
“No,” I say dryly, taking both my hands to his ass and trying to pull him in, forcing him to trust. But he remains still, frozen in place as the Devil’s grin burns on his face.
“Then,” he starts and, still grabbing his cock, starts moving it up and down, brushing its tip along the length of my pussy, “you won’t get this.”
“I will,” I hiss, “I will.” I repeat myself, trying to fool myself that if I say enoug
h times he’ll end up doing it. But the fire in his eyes tells me that it won’t happen - no, he’s as stubborn as I am, and this is a battle of wills.
“Then beg,” he says it again, and my hands turn into claws as I dig my fingernails into his ass cheeks, doing my best to force me into me. But all I manage to do is make him grin even more.
“You beg,” I shoot back at him, my chest rising and falling as I start to run out of air, anticipation making my lungs collapse. Finally, he does something, but it’s not what I expect - he puts my leg down and then, grabbing me by the arm, pulls me off the wall and pushes me into the living room. I stumble and grab at the edge of his couch to steady myself; he’s on me before I can say anything, pulling me into him and forcing me to thrust my ass back. He places his cock in the space between my thighs and starts to slide his shaft over my drenched folds.