“Or at least finding out their secrets so we can fight them.”
“Dragons have secrets?” she quipped. “Next you’ll be telling me you’re hunting unicorns for their horns.”
“Oh, we’re hunting for horns, all right,” Edwin said. “As many horns as we can lop off at the root before they impale someone precious to us.”
When both men burst into laughter, she just shook her head. She’d long ago lost the gist of this conversation.
It was only after they’d arrived at the ball and Edwin was helping her down that she remembered what “horn” was slang for in the street.
A man’s aroused penis.
Her blush flamed all the way into the Keane town house. Clearly she’d been collecting cant words far too long if she imagined they’d been talking about lopping off penises. That made no sense at all. No man wanted that.
She and Edwin and Jeremy were announced as “a shepherdess, the Earl of Blakeborough, and the Earl of Rochester.”
As they entered the ballroom, she said to Jeremy, “The Earl of Rochester? Why didn’t you choose a famous artist instead of a Cavalier poet?”
“If I’m going to dress up, I prefer to pick something out of character. It’s more fun.”
She snorted. “Well, he’s not that different from you in character. He did write a number of salacious poems.”
“I know.” He winked at her. “Why do you think I chose him?”
To her surprise, Edwin laughed. She shook her head, biting back a smile. Men could be such children, honestly.
The musicians struck up a reel.
With a glance at Edwin, Jeremy offered her his arm. “Shall we?”
“I would be honored, Lord Rochester.”
He chuckled and led her away. But as soon as they were out of Edwin’s hearing, he slowed his steps and made a pretense of looking for a safe spot to enter the floor.
“After our dance,” he murmured, “I shall ask my cousin for the next. While Zoe and I are on the floor, you should find a way to escape to the garden.” He craned his head, as if surveying the couples. “I’ll meet you there as soon as I can. I have a key to the garden gate. We’ll go out that way.”
“My, my, you must have sneaked out of the Keane town house undetected before. Clearly you’re a master at it.”
He shot her a quick glance. “No more a master than you are at sneaking about Stoke Towers late at night, my dear.”
“Touché.” She smiled ruefully and tugged on his arm. “We’d better dance, before Edwin gets suspicious.”
With a nod, he swept her onto the floor.
It took Jeremy longer than he’d expected to get away, partly because Zoe had peppered him with questions about his stay with Yvette and her brother. And partly because he’d stopped to ask Zoe’s husband, Tristan Bonnaud, co-owner of Manton’s Investigations, about a gentleman whose name Damber had churned up during his spying—Lieutenant Ruston.
Bonnaud hadn’t heard of the fellow, even in conjunction with Samuel Barlow. But the investigator had revealed more about Barlow than Damber had learned. So much so that Jeremy had been loath to leave the ballroom until he heard it all.
Which was why he was late. He only prayed Yvette hadn’t grown tired of waiting for him and gone back inside, although that would certainly simplify matters. The closer he got to this meeting at the brothel, the worse he felt about going behind her brother’s back to help her. It seemed disloyal, now that he and Blakeborough were a bit more chummy.
When he first hurried into the garden, he feared that she had indeed given up, for he didn’t see her at all. The only person standing alone was a man in a domino costume—enveloping black cloak, a typical face mask, a pair of silver shoes peeking out from beneath—
Thunderation, it was her. No doubt if he removed that cloak, he’d find a shepherdess lurking underneath. And beneath that fetching angelic costume he’d find . . .
No, he mustn’t think of what lay beneath. They had work to do.
He slid up next to Yvette and took her arm to guide her away from the few guests milling about. “The garden gate is back here.”
With a nod, she let him lead her to the exit into the mews. “We will need to return through there, as well. I stowed my crook behind a tree out here.”
“How did you smuggle in the domino?”
She shot him a winsome smile. “I didn’t. Clarissa wore the cloak over her own costume to help me. I merely retrieved it from the coatroom. I already had the mask.”
“Very clever.” Had Clarissa helped her because Yvette was helping Knightford? Or was Yvette telling the truth when she’d claimed that the marquess hadn’t had anything to do with her scheme?
Damber had said that if there was anything going on between Yvette and Knightford, the servants knew nothing about it. That was something, at least.
Still . . . “Does your friend know why you wanted her cloak?”
“Not entirely.” That was all she said on the matter.
Very well, let her keep quiet for now. He meant to learn the whole of it tonight. Damber had given him some ammunition to use in coaxing the truth out of her.
They slipped through the garden gate and out to the street, where they hailed the nearest hackney. Plenty of them were about, hoping to catch a fare from the lofty folk at the ball.
Once he and Yvette were inside and the carriage rumbled off, he turned to her. “All right, we’re about to enter a brothel where I’m well-known, so you have to tell me something about your plans. At the very least, I’ll have to explain who you are to me and why you’re there.”
“Tell them the truth.” She tipped up her chin. “That I’m there for the same reason I’ve given all along. I’m looking for a friend of mine.”
“Does this ‘friend’ have a name?”
“Peggy Moreton.”
He eyed her skeptically. “You just made that up.”
“I did not.” She drew her cloak more tightly about her. “Peggy used to be an actress, but she fell on hard times. I heard she landed in a bawdy house, so I’m trying to save her.”
He stared hard at her. “You have a friend who’s an actress.”
She glanced out the window. “Well, she didn’t start as an actress. Women rarely do.”
That was certainly true, but . . . “You couldn’t tell me this before?”
“And risk your revealing her shame to someone? No, I could not.”
“Hmm.” He wasn’t quite sure he believed her, but at the moment he had no choice. “Your ‘friend’ isn’t sufficient reason for why a lady of your rank would come to a brothel with a known scoundrel like me, instead of relying on an investigator or a brother to find the woman. Not to mention that if word got out—”
“It would be bandied about town and spark a scandal.”
“So you’ll have to be someone other than yourself if you want to preserve your reputation. The costume will only take you so far. These women aren’t going to answer the questions of a masked female they don’t know, or even answer my questions in your presence. They’re a secretive lot.”
“You ought to know,” she said dryly.
He ignored the dig. “And they’ll be particularly wary of a woman who speaks as well as you. They need an identity they can trust.”
“Fine. Why don’t we tell them I’m another actress? We’re near the theater—we can say I just finished a performance, and I came with you to the bawdy house in search of my friend.”
He stared at her. “That might work. They’re comfortable with actresses and won’t be too surprised if I bring one along. The role will also make it easier for you to be yourself. They’ll just assume you’re putting on airs. Actresses often learn how to mimic their betters for the stage, so no one will regard your fine speech as odd.”
“I don’t have to use ‘fine speech,’ �
�� she pointed out. “I can speak street cant with the best of them.”
A laugh erupted from him. “You know street cant, my lovely. That’s not the same as speaking it. You say it with all the academic precision of a professor. Trust me, no one will take you for a street urchin or a dock whore by your language.”
Glaring hotly at him, she slumped against the seat. “You can be very annoying sometimes, you know that?”
“I’m merely speaking the truth. What’s more, you know it’s the truth. Not for nothing did your governess spend years schooling you on your speech.”
“I suppose.”
“Nonetheless, you should let me do most of the talking. The women will be more willing to answer my questions than yours.”
“Whatever is best,” she said irritably.
“Now that we have that settled—”
The hackney halted before the open doors and windows of Mrs. Beard’s establishment, all blazing with light. Damn. They were here. His questions about Lieutenant Ruston and her connection to the fellow would have to wait.
Thirteen
Yvette watched as Jeremy climbed down and told the hackney driver to wait. Only then did she get a good look at the bawdy house.
Heavenly day.
It was one thing to study the language of fallen women or help them as part of her charity, where the soiled doves were on their best behavior and attempting to better themselves. It was another matter entirely to experience a bawdy house in all its sordid glory.
Hanging from every window was a woman in some state of dishabille. Bared breasts and hitched-up skirts abounded, probably to entice men inside. Through one window, Yvette could even see a couple engaged in a decidedly scandalous activity.
Good Lord.
With a smug smile, Jeremy held up his hand to help her out. “Are you all right?”
She snapped her gaping mouth shut. “Of course,” she said, as if she visited bawdy houses all the time. “Why wouldn’t I be?”
“It’s not too late to give up this mad endeavor and return to the ball.”
Firmly, she took his hand and stepped from the carriage. “No, indeed. I’m here for a reason, and that hasn’t changed.”
He eyed her closely but tucked her hand in the crook of his arm and led her up the walk.
Thank heaven she wore a mask. Otherwise, he would see the heat staining her cheeks and know just how difficult this was for her.
A shout came from nearby and she jumped, but it was only a couple of drunken louts calling to the whores in the windows, who waved cheerily back, trying to coax the men to come in.
Oh, dear. That fellow on the right even looked familiar!
She sincerely hoped she didn’t know him. If she did, she’d never be able to look him in the eye again.
But that made her realize—there might be other men here whom she knew. Perhaps even women. Not all the reformed prostitutes at her charity remained reformed. This mask had better do its job, or she could find herself in deep, deep trouble.
Remembering her purpose, she scanned the women in the windows above, but she’d had only the most cursory description of Peggy Moreton from Samuel, and “a buxom chit with dark, curly hair” applied to half the women in the place.
Suddenly a blowsy female caught sight of Jeremy and cried, “Mr. Keane! I’ve got a hat for you!”
A hat? Was that street cant for a salacious act? Yvette wracked her brain for an alternate meaning to “hat,” but for the life of her she couldn’t think of one.
“What sort of hat?” Jeremy called up, seeming equally confused.
“You know, like the foreign musicians wear,” said the female. “Now I can be in your picture!”
In his picture? Did the chit mean a painting?
His arm stiffened under Yvette’s hand, and he avoided looking at her. “I told you, Sally, you’re too blond for that role.”
“I’ll wear a wig! Wait there, I’ll show you the hat.”
As Sally disappeared from the window, an older and decidedly broader woman appeared to block the doorway. “Back to stir up my girls again, are you?”
Jeremy merely dipped his head. “Good evening, Mrs. Beard. You look to be in fine health.”
So this was the famous abbess. Yvette couldn’t stop staring. The woman had a bull neck, a half-exposed bosom the size of two cakes, and arms the width of small trees. A riding crop was tucked into the gold sash encircling her waist. She looked to be in fine health, all right—fine enough to beat a man twice her size into submission. No doubt she had, too, a time or two.
Mrs. Beard laid her hand on the crop. “Don’t you try to turn me up sweet, Mr. Keane. I’m onto your tricks. And I ain’t so sure that the money you pay for my girls’ time makes up for the trouble you bring. They all fight for the chance to pose for your bloody pictures. Spoils ’em for doing their real jobs.”
Yvette gaped at the woman. He was paying the soiled doves to model for him? That was why he spent so much time in the stews?
No, that couldn’t be the only reason. Men didn’t go to bawdy houses to work; they went to play. Besides, if he’d merely been working, why hadn’t he told her one of the times when she’d chided him for his debauchery?
I just wish I were as much a rogue as you like to think.
She let out a breath. He had told her, in myriad small ways. His gentlemanly courtesy. His protests over their meeting alone at night. His repeated concern for this bawdy-house visit. And in some larger ways, too—like by not bedding her the first chance he’d had. Yes, he’d kissed and caressed her, but he’d always restrained himself from going too far.
Still, he’d never corrected her assumptions about his character. Why not?
Then it dawned on her. He’d wanted her to believe him a big, bad scoundrel. He’d known she didn’t approve of such men because she’d told him flat out. Perhaps he’d hoped that letting her think him one would provoke her into staying away, thus helping him keep his distance.
Or perhaps she was just seizing on this evidence that he sometimes painted or sketched at the bawdy house to prove what she wanted to believe—that he was a better man than she’d assumed. Well, whatever the truth, she’d unearth it tonight.
The big-bosomed Sally appeared in the doorway behind Mrs. Beard, waving a Spanish-style hat at Jeremy. “You see? I could pose as one of them foreign street musicians for you.”
Jeremy winced, and Yvette could easily guess why. That well-fed chit could never look like a worn-down Spanish woman fighting for pennies for her children.
“If I put street musicians in the piece, Sally,” Jeremy pointed out, “I can pay one of them to pose.” When the young woman frowned, he added soothingly, “I promise to find a place for you in a future work.”
Sally pouted. “It ain’t fair. Can’t help it that I came back here after you’d picked all the girls for your big picture. I want to be in a painting, too.” She glared daggers at Yvette. “I’m just as pretty as that Long Meg there, I daresay.”
It took all Yvette’s strength to resist a cutting retort.
“Sally!” Mrs. Beard barked. “Go take care of the gentleman in room eleven. I got no time for yer nonsense.” As soon as Sally sashayed back down the hall, Mrs. Beard leveled a hard gaze on Jeremy. “I got no time for yers neither.”
“I’m not staying long,” he said smoothly. “I’ve got some questions for you, and once I have my answers, I’ll be on my way.”
“You’ll get answers when I get answers.” The abbess narrowed her gaze on Yvette. “Since when do you bring your own ladybirds to the brothel?”
“Miss Hardcastle isn’t my ladybird,” Jeremy said irritably. “She’s a new actress at the theater down the road. We’ve just come from a masque performance.”
Miss Hardcastle? Yvette dearly hoped Mrs. Beard had never seen She Stoops to Conquer.
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bsp; “She came to London,” he went on, “through the influence of an actress friend of hers, to try her hand at treading the boards. But when she arrived at the theater, her friend was nowhere to be found. She’s been looking for the woman in her spare time ever since.”
“And she stumbled over you instead?” Mrs. Beard asked.
Good Lord. Jeremy had certainly been right about the suspicious character of women in nunneries.
A crowd formed about them, made up of ladies of the evening, randy young gentlemen, and some passersby. Jeremy jerked his head to indicate the onlookers. “Could we go inside to your office? We’d like some privacy for this conversation.”
Mrs. Beard nodded at Yvette. “Don’t your actress friend have a voice?”
“Of course I have a voice,” Yvette snapped. “But as Mr. Keane says, I’d prefer to discuss my friend more discreetly.”
“Would you, now?” The woman’s eyes shifted from Yvette to Jeremy and back. Then she turned back into the house, striding off down the hall.
“Come on,” Jeremy murmured, and tugged Yvette into the bawdy house.
She struggled not to gape like some country Harry at everything she saw, but heavenly day, how did people live like this? The furnishings were garish, the carpets stained with who knew what, and the stench of human . . . fluids was barely covered by a pervasive and cheap perfume.
They passed a room where she glimpsed a man bent over with his trousers and drawers down and a giggling painted creature on the couch beneath him. Yvette could see his bare buttocks. She’d never seen a man’s buttocks in her life!
She must have slowed to stare—how often did a woman get to see male buttocks in the flesh, after all?—but Jeremy jerked her forward. “I’ll give you a tour later if you like,” he said under his breath.
Though her cheeks flamed, she said lightly, “Oh, good. Perhaps I can pick up some new words and learn how to speak more like a ‘dock whore.’ ”
His smothered oath made her grin beneath her mask.
As soon as Mrs. Beard showed them into her office, Jeremy shut the door and got right to the point. “Miss Hardcastle is looking for a former actress named Peggy Moreton.”
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