‘Polly!’ said Winifred: ‘don’t be naughty!’
‘Soames!’ said the bird.
‘I’ve taught him that. Isn’t he rather sweet?’
‘No,’ said Soames. ‘I should shut him up; he’ll spoil your curtains.’
The vexation of the afternoon had revived within him suddenly. What was life, but parrotry? What did people see of the real truth? They just repeated each other, like a lot of shareholders, or got their precious sentiments out of The Daily Liar. For one person who took a line, a hundred followed on, like sheep!
‘You’ll stay and dine, dear boy!’ said Winifred.
Yes! he would dine. Had she a melon, by any chance? He’d no inclination to go and sit opposite his wife at South Square. Ten to one Fleur would not be down. And as to young Michael – the fellow had been there that afternoon and witnessed the whole thing; he’d no wish to go over it again.
He was washing his hands for dinner, when a maid, outside, said:
‘You’re wanted on the phone, sir.’
Michael’s voice came over the wire, strained and husky:
‘That you, sir?’
‘Yes. What is it?’
‘Fleur. It began this afternoon at three. I’ve been trying to reach you.’
‘What?’ cried Soames. ‘How? Quick!’
‘They say it’s all normal. But it’s so awful. They say quite soon, now.’ The voice broke off.
‘My God!’ said Soames. ‘My hat!’
By the front door the maid was asking: ‘Shall you be back to dinner, sir?’
‘Dinner!’ muttered Soames, and was gone.
He hurried along, almost running, his eyes searching for a cab. None to be had, of course! None to be had! Opposite the ‘Iseeum’ Club he got one, open in the fine weather after last night’s storm. That storm! He might have known. Ten days before her time. Why on earth hadn’t he gone straight back, or at least telephoned where he would be? All that he had been through that afternoon was gone like smoke. Poor child! Poor little thing! And what about twilight sleep? Why hadn’t he been there? He might have – nature! Damn it! Nature – as if it couldn’t leave even her alone!
‘Get on!’ he said, leaning out: ‘Double fare!’
Past the Connoisseurs, and the Palace, and Whitehall; past all preserves whence nature was excluded, deep in the waters of primitive emotion Soames sat, grey, breathless. Past Big Ben – eight o’clock! Five hours! Five hours of it!
‘Let it be over!’ he muttered aloud: ‘Let it be over, God!’
Chapter Fourteen
ON THE RACK
WHEN his father-in-law bowed to the chairman and withdrew, Michael had restrained a strong desire to shout: ‘Bravo!’ Who’d have thought the ‘old man’ could let fly like that? He had ‘got their goats’ with a vengeance. Quite an interval of fine mixed vociferation followed, before his neighbour, Mr Sawdry, made himself heard at last.
‘Now that the director implicated has resigned, I shall ’ave pleasure in proposing a vote of confidence in the rest of the Board.’
Michael saw his father rise, a little finicky and smiling, and bow to the chairman. ‘I take my resignation as accepted also; if you permit me, I will join Mr Forsyte in retirement.’
Someone was saying:
‘I shall be glad to second that vote of confidence.’
And brushing past the knees of Mr Sawdry, Michael sought the door. From there he could see that nearly every hand was raised in favour of the vote of confidence; and with the thought: ‘Thrown to the shareholders!’ he made his way out of the hotel. Delicacy prevented him from seeking out those two. They had saved their dignity; but the dogs had had the rest.
Hurrying west, he reflected on the rough ways of justice. The shareholders had a grievance, of course; and someone had to get it in the neck to satisfy their sense of equity. They had pitched on Old Forsyte, who, of all, was least to blame; for if Bart had only held his tongue, they would certainly have lumped him into the vote of confidence. All very natural and illogical; and four o’clock already!
Counterfeits! The old feeling for Wilfrid was strong in him this day of publication. One must do everything one could for his book – poor old son! There simply must not be a frost.
After calling in at two big booksellers, he made for his club, and closeted himself in the telephone booth. In old days they ‘took cabs and went about’. Ringing-up was quicker – was it? With endless vexations, he tracked down Sibley, Nazing, Up-shire, Master, and half a dozen others of the elect. He struck a considered note likely to move them, the book – he said – was bound to ‘get the goat of the old guard and the duds generally’; it would want a bit of drum-beating from the cognoscenti. To each of them he appealed as the only one whose praise really mattered. ‘If you haven’t reviewed the book, old chap, will you? It’s you who count, of course.’ And to each he added: ‘I don’t care two straws whether it sells, but I do want old Wilfrid to get his due.’ And he meant it. The publisher in Michael was dead during that hour in the telephone booth, the friend alive and kicking hard. He came out with sweat running down his forehead, quite exhausted; and it was half-past five.
‘Cup of tea – and home!’ he thought. He reached his door at six. Ting-a-ling, absolutely unimportant, was cowering in the far corner of the hall.
‘What’s the matter, old man?’
A sound from above, which made his blood run cold, answered – a long, low moaning.
‘Oh, God!’ he rasped, and ran upstairs.
Annette met him at the door. He was conscious of her speaking in French, of being called ‘mon chef, of the words ‘vers trois heures…. The doctor says one must not worry – all goes for the best.’ Again that moan, and the door shut in his face; she was gone. Michael remained standing on the rug with perfectly cold sweat oozing from him, and his nails dug deep into his palms.
‘This is how one becomes a father!’ he thought: ‘This is how I became a son!’ That moaning! He could not bear to stay there, and he could not bear to go away. It might be hours, yet! He kept repeating to himself: ‘One must not worry – must not worry!’ How easily said! How meaningless! His brain, his heart, ranging for relief, lighted on the strangest relief which could possibly have come to him. Suppose this child being born, had not been his – had been – been Wilfrid’s; how would he have been feeling, here, outside this door? It might – it might so easily have been – since nothing was sacred, now! Nothing except – yes, just that which was dearer than oneself – just that which was in there, moaning. He could not bear it on the rug, and went downstairs. Across and across the copper floor, a cigar in his mouth, he strode in vague, rebellious agony. Why should birth be like this? And the answer was: It isn’t – not in China! To have the creed that nothing mattered – and then run into it like this! Something born at such a cost, must matter, should matter. One must see to that! Speculation ceased in Michael’s brain; he stood, listening terribly. Nothing! He could not bear it down there, and went up again. No sound at first, and then another moan! This time he fled into his study, and ranged round the room, looking at the cartoons of Aubrey Greene. He did not see a single one, and suddenly bethought him of ‘Old Forsyte’. He ought to be told! He rang up the ‘Connoisseurs’, the ‘Remove’, and his own father’s clubs, in case they might have gone there together after the meeting. He drew blank everywhere. It was half-past seven. How much longer was this going on? He went back to the bedroom door; could hear nothing. Then down again to the hall. Ting-a-ling was lying by the front door, now. ‘Fed-up!’ thought Michael, stroking his back, and mechanically clearing the letter-box. Just one letter – Wilfrid’s writing! He took it to the foot of the stairs and read it with half his brain, the other half wondering – wandering up there.
DEAR MONT, – I start tomorrow to try and cross Arabia. I thought you might like a line in case Arabia crosses me. I have recovered my senses. The air here is too clear for sentiment of any kind; and passion in exile soon becomes sickly. I am sorry I
made you so much disturbance. It was a mistake for me to go back to England after the war, and hang about writing drivel for smart young women and inky folk to read. Poor old England – she’s in for a bad time. Give her my love; the same to yourselves.
Yours ever,
WILFRID DESERT
P.S. – If you’ve published the things I left behind, send any royalties to me care of my governor. – W.D.
Half Michael’s brain thought: ‘Well, that’s that! And the book coming out today!’ Queer! Was Wilfrid right – was it all a blooming gaff – the inky stream? Was one just helping on England’s sickness? Ought they all to get on camels and ride the sun down? And yet, in books were comfort and diversion; and they were wanted! England had to go on – go on! ‘No retreat, no retreat, they must conquer or the who have no retreat!…’ God! There it was again! Back he flew upstairs, with his ears covered and his eyes wild. The sounds ceased; Annette came out to him.
‘Her father, mon cher; try to find her father!’
‘I have – I can’t,’ gasped Michael.
‘Try Green Street – Mrs Dartie. Courage! All is normal – it will be quite soon, now.’
When he had rung up Green Street and been answered at last, he sat with the door of his study open, waiting for ‘Old Forsyte’ to come. Half his sight remarked a round hole burnt in his trouser leg – he hadn’t even noticed the smell; hadn’t even realized that he had been smoking. He must pull himself together for the ‘old man’. He heard the bell ring, and ran down to open.
‘Well?’ said Soames.
‘Not yet, sir. Come up to my study. It’s nearer.’
They went up side by side. That trim grey head, with the deep furrow between the eyes, and those eyes staring as if at pain behind them, steadied Michael. Poor old chap! He was ‘for it’, too! They were both on ‘their uppers’!
‘Have a peg, sir? I’ve got brandy here.’
‘Yes,’ said Soames. ‘Anything.’
With the brandies in their hands, half-raised, they listened – jerked their hands up, drank. They were automatic, like two doll figures worked by the same string.
‘Cigarette, sir?’ said Michael.
Soames nodded.
With the lighted cigarettes just not in their mouths, they listened, put them in, took them out, puffed smoke. Michael had his right arm across his chest. Soames his left. They formed a pattern, thus, side by side.
‘Bad to stick, sir. Sorry!’
Soames nodded. His teeth were clenched. Suddenly his hand relaxed.
‘Listen!’ he said. Sounds – different – confused!
Michael’s hand seized something, gripped it hard; it was cold, thin – the hand of Soames. They sat thus, hand in hand, staring at the doorway, for how long neither knew.
Suddenly that doorway darkened; a figure in grey stood there – Annette!
‘It is all r-right! A son!’
Chapter Fifteen
CALM
ON waking from deep sleep next morning, Michael’s first thought was: ‘Fleur is back!’ He then remembered.
To his: ‘O.K.?’ whispered at her door, he received an emphatic nod from the nurse.
In the midst of excited expectation he retained enough modernity to think: ‘No more blurb! Go and eat your breakfast quietly!’
In the dining-room Soames was despising the broken egg before him. He looked up as Michael entered, and buried his face in his cup. Michael understood perfectly; they had sat hand in hand! He saw, too, that the journal opened by his plate was of a financial nature.
‘Anything about the meeting, sir? Your speech must read like one o’clock!’
With a queer little sound Soames held out the paper. The headlines ran: ‘Stormy meeting – resignation of two directors – a vote of confidence.’ Michael skimmed down till he came to:
‘Mr Forsyte, the director involved, in a speech of some length, said he had no intention of singing small. He deprecated the behaviour of the shareholders; he had not been accustomed to meet with suspicions. He tendered his resignation.’
Michael dropped the sheet.
‘By Jove!’ he said – ‘“Involved – suspicions”. They’ve given it a turn, as though –!’
‘The papers!’ said Soames, and resumed his egg.
Michael sat down, and stripped the skin off a banana. ‘“Nothing became him like his death”,’ he thought: ‘Poor old boy!’
‘Well, sir,’ he said, ‘I was there, and all I can say is: You and my father were the only two people who excited my respect.’
‘That!’ said Soames, putting down his spoon.
Michael perceived that he wished to be alone, and swallowing the banana, went to his study. Waiting for his summons, he rang up his father.
‘None the worse for yesterday, sir?’
Sir Lawrence’s voice came clear and thin, rather high.
‘Poorer and wiser. What’s the bulletin?’
‘Top-hole.’
‘Our love to both. Your mother wants to know if he has any hair?’
‘Haven’t seen him yet. I’m just going.’
Annette, indeed, was beckoning from the doorway.
‘She wants you to bring the little dog, mon cher.’
With Ting-a-ling under his arm, and treading on tiptoe, Michael entered. The eleventh baronet! He did not seem to amount to much, beneath her head bent over him. And surely her hair was darker! He walked up to the bed, and touched it reverently.
Fleur raised her head, and revealed the baby sucking vigorously at her little finger. ‘Isn’t he a monkey?’ said her faint voice.
Michael nodded. A monkey clearly – but whether white – that was the question!
‘And you, sweetheart?’
‘All right now, but it was –’ She drew her breath in, and her eyes darkened: ‘Ting, look!’
The Chinese dog, with nostrils delicately moving, drew backward under Michael’s arm. His whole demeanour displayed a knowing criticism. ‘Puppies,’ he seemed to say, ‘we do it in China. Judgement reserved!’
‘What eyes!’ said Michael: ‘We needn’t tell him that this was brought from Chelsea by the doctor.’
Fleur gave the tiniest laugh.
‘Put him down, Michael.’
Michael put him down, and he went to his corner.
‘I mustn’t talk,’ said Fleur, ‘but I want to, frightfully; as if I’d been dumb for months.’
‘Just as I felt,’ thought Michael, ‘she’s been away, away somewhere, utterly away.’
‘It was like being held down, Michael. Months of not being yourself.’
Michael said softly: ‘Yes! the process is behind the times! Has he got any hair? My mother wants to know.’
Fleur revealed the head of the eleventh baronet, covered with dark down.
‘Like my grandmother’s; but it’ll get lighter. His eyes are going to be grey. Oh! and, Michael, about godparents? Alison, of course – but men?’
Michael dwelled a little before answering:
‘I had a letter from Wilfrid yesterday. Would you like him? He’s still out there, but I could hold the sponge for him in church.’
‘Is he all right again?’
‘He says so.’
He could not read the expression of her eyes, but her lips were pouted slightly.
‘Yes,’ she said: ‘and I think one’s enough, don’t you? Mine never gave me anything.’
‘One of mine gave me a Bible, and the other gave me a wigging. Wilfrid, then.’ And he bent over her.
Her eyes seemed to make him a little ironic apology. He kissed her hair, and moved hurriedly away.
By the door Soames was standing, awaiting his turn.
‘Just a minute only, sir,’ the nurse was saying.
Soames walked up to the bedside, and stood looking at his daughter.
‘Dad, dear!’ Michael heard her say.
Soames just touched her hand, nodded, as if implying approval of the baby, and came walking back, but, in a mirror, Michael
saw his lips quivering.
On the ground floor once more, he had the most intense desire to sing. It would not do; and, entering the Chinese room, he stood staring out into the sunlit square. Gosh! It was good to be alive! Say what you liked, you couldn’t beat it! They might turn their noses up at life, and look down them at it; they might bolster up the future and the past, but – give him the present!
‘I’ll have that white monkey up again!’ he thought. ‘I’ll see the brute further before he shall depress me!’
He went out to a closet under the stairs, and, from beneath four pairs of curtains done up in moth-preserver and brown paper, took out the picture. He held it away from him in the dim light. The creature’s eyes! It was all in those eyes!
‘Never mind, old son!’ he said: ‘Up you go!’ And he carried it into the Chinese room.
Soames was there.
‘I’m going to put him up again, sir.’
Soames nodded.
‘Would you hold him, while I hook the wire?’
Soames held the picture.
Returning to the copper floor, Michael said:
‘All right, sir!’ and stood back.
Soames joined him. Side by side they contemplated the white monkey.
‘He won’t be happy till he gets it,’ said Michael at last: ‘The only thing is, you see, he doesn’t know what it is.’
THE SILVER SPOON
Contents
PART ONE
1 A Stranger
2 Change
3 Michael Takes ‘A Lunar’
4 Mere Conversation
5 Side-slips
6 Soames Keeps His Eyes Open
7 Sounds in the Night
8 Round and About
9 Poultry and Cats
10 Francis Wilmot Reverses
11 Soames Visits the Press
12 Michael Muses
13 Inception of the Case
14 Further Consideration
PART TWO
1 Michael Makes His Speech
2 Results
3 Marjorie Ferrar at Home
4 ‘Fons et Origo’
5 Progress of the Case
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