The Forsyte Saga, Volume 2

by John Galsworthy

  ‘Not the skeletons, my dear young lady. Well, we’ll serve him and see how the cat jumps; but he’s a man of means and a lawyer.’

  ‘I think he’ll hate having anything about his daughter brought out in Court.’

  ‘Yes,’ said Mr Settlewhite, drily. ‘So should I.’

  ‘And she is a little snob, you know.’

  ‘Ah! Did you happen to use that word?’

  ‘N-no; I’m pretty sure I didn’t.’

  ‘Third lie!’ thought Mr Settlewhite: ‘not so well told.’

  ‘It makes a difference. Quite sure?’

  ‘Not quite.’

  ‘He says you did?’

  ‘Well, I told him he was a liar.’

  ‘Oh! did you? And they heard you?’

  ‘Rather!’

  ‘That may be important.’

  ‘I don’t believe he’ll say I called her a snob, in Court, anyway.’

  ‘That’s very shrewd, Miss Ferrar,’ said Mr Settlewhite. ‘I think we shall do.’

  And with a final look at her from under his long lashes, he stalked, thin and contained, to the door.

  Three days later Soames received a legal letter. It demanded a formal apology, and concluded with the words ‘failing it, action will be taken’. Twice in his life he had brought actions himself; once for breach of contract, once for divorce; and now to be sued for slander! In every case he had been the injured party, in his own opinion. He was certainly not going to apologize. Under the direct threat he felt much calmer. He had nothing to be ashamed of. He would call that ‘baggage’ a traitress to her face again to-morrow, and pay for the luxury, if need be. His mind roved back to when, in the early ’eighties, as a very young lawyer, he had handled his Uncle Swithin’s defence against a fellow member of the Walpole Club. Swithin had called him in public ‘a little touting whipper-snapper of a parson’. He remembered how he had whittled the charge down to the word ‘whipper-snapper’ by proving the plaintiff’s height to be five feet four, his profession the church, his habit the collection of money for the purpose of small-clothing the Fiji islanders. The jury had assessed ‘whipper-snapper’ at ten pounds – Soames always believed the small clothes had done it. His Counsel had made great game of them – Bobstay, Q.C. There were Counsel in those days; the Q.C.’s had been better than the K.C.’s were. Bobstay would have gone clean through this ‘baggage’ and come out on the other side. Uncle Swithin had asked him to dinner afterwards and given him York ham with Madeira sauce, and his special Heidsieck. He had never given anybody anything else. Well! There must still be cross-examiners who could tear a reputation to tatters, especially if there wasn’t one to tear. And one could always settle at the last moment if one wished. There was no possibility anyway of Fleur being dragged in as witness or anything of that sort.

  He was thunder-struck, a week later, when Michael rang him up at Mapledurham to say that Fleur had been served with a writ for libel in letters containing among others the expression ‘a snake of the first water’ and ‘she hasn’t a moral about her.’

  Soames went cold all over. ‘I told you not to let her go about abusing that woman.’

  ‘I know; but she doesn’t consult me every time she writes a letter to a friend.’

  ‘Pretty friend!’ said Soames into the mouthpiece. ‘This is a nice pair of shoes!’

  ‘Yes, sir; I’m very worried. She’s absolutely spoiling for a fight – won’t hear of an apology.’

  Soames grunted so deeply that Michael’s ear tingled forty miles away.

  ‘In the meantime, what shall we do?’

  ‘Leave it to me,’ said Soames. ‘I’ll come up tonight. Has she any evidence to support those words?’

  ‘Well, she says –’

  ‘No,’ said Soames, abruptly, ‘don’t tell me over the phone.’ And he rang off. He went out on to the lawn. Women! Petted and spoiled – thought they could say what they liked! And so they could till they came up against another woman. He stopped by the boat-house and gazed at the river. The water was nice and clean, and there it was – flowing down to London to get all dirty! That feverish, quarrelsome business up there! Now he would have to set to and rake up all he could against this Ferrar woman, and frighten her off. It was distasteful. But nothing else for it, if Fleur was to be kept out of Court! Terribly petty. Society lawsuits – who ever got anything out of them, save heart-burning and degradation? Like the war, you might win and regret it ever afterwards, or lose and regret it more. All temper! Jealousy and temper!

  In the quiet autumn light, with the savour of smoke in his nostrils from his gardener’s first leaf bonfire, Soames felt moral. Here was his son-in-law, wanting to do some useful work in Parliament, and make a name for the baby, and Fleur beginning to settle down and take a position; and now this had come along, and all the chatterers and busy mockers in Society would be gnashing on them with their teeth – if they had any! He looked at his shadow on the bank, grotesquely slanting towards the water as if wanting to drink. Everything was grotesque, if it came to that! In Society, England, Europe – shadows scrimmaging and sprawling, scuffling and posturing; the world just marking time before another Flood! H’m! He moved towards the river. There went his shadow, plunging in before him! They would all plunge into that mess of cold water if they didn’t stop their squabblings. And, turning abruptly, he entered his kitchen-garden. Nothing unreal there, and most things running to seed – stalks, and so on! How to set about raking up the past of this young woman? Where was it? These young sparks and fly-by-nights! They all had pasts, no doubt; but the definite, the concrete bit of immorality alone was of use, and when it came to the point, was unobtainable, he shouldn’t wonder. People didn’t like giving chapter and verse! It was risky, and not the thing! Tales out of school!

  And, among his artichokes, approving of those who did not tell tales, disapproving of anyone who wanted them told, Soames resolved grimly that told they must be. The leaf-fire smouldered, and the artichokes smelled rank, the sun went down behind the high brick wall mellowed by fifty years of weather; all was peaceful and chilly, except in his heart. Often now, morning or evening, he would walk among his vegetables – they were real and restful, and you could eat them. They had better flavour than the greengrocer’s and saved his bill – middle-men’s profiteering and all that. Perhaps they represented atavistic instincts in this great grandson of ‘Superior Dosset’s’ father, last of a long line of Forsyte ‘agriculturists’. He set more and more store by vegetables the older he grew. When Fleur was a little bit of a thing, he would find her when he came back from the City, seated among the sunflowers or blackcurrants, nursing her doll. He had once taken a bee out of her hair, and the little brute had stung him. Best years he ever had, before she grew up and took to this gadabout Society business, associating with women who went behind her back. Apology! So she wouldn’t hear of one? She was in the right. But to be in the right and have to go into Court because of it, was one of the most painful experiences that could be undergone. The Courts existed to penalize people who were in the right – in divorce, breach of promise, libel and the rest of it. Those who were in the wrong went to the South of France, or if they did appear, defaulted afterwards and left you to pay your costs. Had he not himself had to pay them in his action against Bosinney? And in his divorce suit had not young Jolyon and Irene been in Italy when he brought it? And yet, he couldn’t bear to think of Fleur eating humble-pie to that red-haired cat. Among the gathering shadows, his resolve hardened. Secure evidence that would frighten the baggage into dropping the whole thing like a hot potato – it was the only way!

  Chapter Fourteen

  FURTHER CONSIDERATION

  THE Government had ‘taken their toss’ over the Editor – no one could say precisely why – and Michael sat down to compose his address. How say enough without saying anything? And having impetuously written: ‘Electors of mid-Bucks’, he remained for many moments still as a man who has had too good a dinner. ‘If’ he traced words slowly – ‘
if you again return me as your representative, I shall do my best for the country according to my lights. I consider the limitations of armaments, and, failing that, the security of Britain through the enlargement of our air defences; the development of home agriculture; the elimination of unemployment through increased emigration to the Dominions; and the improvement of the national health particularly through the abatement of slums and smoke, to be the most pressing and immediate concerns of British policy. If I am returned, I shall endeavour to foster these ends with determination and coherence; and try not to abuse those whose opinions differ from my own. At my meetings I shall seek to give you some concrete idea of what is in my mind, and submit myself to your questioning.’

  Dare he leave it at that? Could one issue an address containing no disparagement of the other side, no panegyric of his own? Would his Committee allow it? Would the electors swallow it? Well, if his Committee didn’t like it – they could turn it down, and himself with it; only – they wouldn’t have time to get another candidate!

  The Committee, indeed, did not like it, but they lumped it; and the address went out with an effigy on it of Michael, looking, as he said, like a hairdresser. Thereon he plunged into a fray, which like every other, began in the general and ended in the particular.

  During the first Sunday lull at Lippinghall, he developed his poultry scheme – by marking out sites, and deciding how water could be laid on. The bailiff was sulky. In his view it was throwing away money. ‘Fellers like that!’ Who was going to teach them the job? He had not time, himself. It would run into hundreds, and might just as well be poured down the gutter. ‘The townsman’s no mortal use on the land, Master Michael.’

  ‘So everybody says. But, look here, Tutfield, here are three “down and outs”, two of them ex-Service, and you’ve got to help me put this through. You say yourself this land’s all right for poultry – well, it’s doing no good now. Bowman knows every last thing about chickens, set him on to it until these chaps get the hang. Be a good fellow and put your heart into it; you wouldn’t like being “down and out” yourself.’

  The bailiff had a weakness for Michael, whom he had known from his bottle up. He knew the result, but if Master Michael liked to throw his father’s money away, it was no business of his. He even went so far as to mention that he knew ‘a feller’ who had a hut for sale not ten miles away; and that there was ‘plenty of wood in the copse for the cuttin’.’

  On the Tuesday after the Government had fallen Michael went up to town and summoned a meeting of his ‘down and outs’. They came at three the following day, and he placed them in chairs round the dining-table. Standing under the Goya, like a general about to detail a plan of attack which others would have to execute, he developed his proposal. The three faces expressed little, and that without conviction. Only Bergfeld had known anything of it, before, and his face was the most doubting.

  ‘I don’t know in the least,’ went on Michael, ‘what you think of it; but you all want jobs – two of you out of doors, and you, Boddick, don’t mind what it is, I think.’

  ‘That’s right, sir,’ said Boddick, ‘I’m on.’

  Michael instantly put him down as the best man of the three.

  The other two were silent till Bergfeld said:

  ‘If I had my savings –’

  Michael interrupted quickly:

  ‘I’m putting in the capital; you three put in the brains and labour. It’s probably not more than a bare living, but I hope it’ll be a healthy one. What do you say, Mr Swain?’

  The hairdresser, more shadow-stricken than ever, in the glow of Fleur’s Spanish room, smiled.

  ‘I’m sure it’s very kind of you. I don’t mind havin’ a try – only, who’s goin’ to boss the show?’

  ‘Co-operation, Mr Swain.’

  ‘Ah!’ said the hairdresser; ‘thought so. But I’ve seen a lot of tries at that, and it always ends in one bloke swallerin’ the rest.’

  ‘Very well,’ said Michael, suddenly, ‘I’ll boss it. But if any of you crane at the job, say so at once, and have done with it. Otherwise I’ll get that hut delivered and set up. and we’ll start this day month.’

  Boddick got up, and said: ‘Right, sir. What about my children?’

  ‘How old, Boddick?’

  ‘Two little girls, four and five.’

  ‘Oh! yes!’ Michael had forgotten this item. ‘We must see about that.’

  Boddick touched his forelock, shook Michael’s hand, went out. The other two remained standing.

  ‘Good-bye, Mr Bergfeld; good-bye, Mr Swain!’

  ‘If I might –’

  ‘Could I speak to you for a minute?’

  ‘Anything you have to say,’ said Michael, astutely, ‘had better be said in each other’s presence.’

  ‘I’ve always been used to hair.’

  ‘Pity,’ though Michael, ‘that Life didn’t drop that “h” for him – poor beggar!’ ‘Well, we’ll get you a breed of birds that can be shingled,’ he said. The hairdresser smiled down one side of his face. ‘Beggars can’t be choosers,’ he remarked.

  ‘I wished to ask you,’ said Bergfeld, ‘what system we shall adopt?’

  ‘That’s got to be worked out. Here are two books on poultry-keeping; you’d better read one each, and swop.’

  He noted that Bergfeld took both without remonstrance on the part of Swain.

  Seeing them out into the Square, he thought: ‘Rum team! It won’t work, but they’ve got their chance.’

  A young man who had been standing on the pavement came forward.

  ‘Mr Michael Mont, M.P.?’

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘Mrs Michael Mont at home?’

  ‘I think so. What do you want?’

  ‘I must see her personally, please.’

  ‘Who are you from?’

  ‘Messrs Settlewhite and Stark – a suit.’

  ‘Dressmakers?’

  The young man smiled.

  ‘Come in,’ said Michael. ‘I’ll see if she’s at home.’

  Fleur was in the ‘parlour’.

  ‘A young man from some dressmaker’s for you, dear.’

  ‘Mrs Michael Mont? In the suit of Ferrar against Mont – libel. Good-day, madam.’

  Between those hours of four and eight, when Soames arrived from Mapledurham, Michael suffered more than Fleur. To sit and see a legal operation performed on her with all the scientific skill of the British Bar, it was an appalling prospect; and there would be no satisfaction in Marjorie Ferrar’s also being on the table, with her inside exposed to the gaze of all! He was only disconcerted, therefore, when Fleur said:

  ‘All right; if she wants to be opened up, she shall be. I know she flew to Paris with Walter Nazing last November; and I’ve always been told she was Bertie Curfew’s mistress for a year.’

  A Society case – cream for all the cats in Society, muck for all the blowflies in the streets – and Fleur the hub of it! He waited for Soames with impatience. Though ‘Old Forsyte’s’ indignation had started this, Michael turned to him now, as to an anchor let go off a lee shore. The ‘old man’ had experience, judgement and a chin; he would know what, except bearing it with a grin, could be done. Gazing at a square foot of study wall which had escaped a framed caricature, he reflected on the underlying savagery of life. He would be eating a lobster tonight that had been slowly boiled alive! This study had been cleaned out by a charwoman whose mother was dying of cancer, whose son had lost a leg in the war, and who looked so jolly tired that he felt quite bad whenever he thought of her. The Bergfelds, Swains and Boddicks of the world – the Camden Towns, and Mile Ends – the devastated regions of France, the rock villages of Italy! Over it all what a thin crust of gentility! Members of Parliament and ladies of fashion, like himself and Fleur, simpering and sucking silver spoons, and now and then dropping spoons and simper, and going for each other like Kilkenny cats!

  ‘What evidence has she got to support those words?’ Michael racked his memory. This was going
to be a game of bluff. That Walter Nazing and Marjorie Ferrar had flown to Paris together appeared to him of next to no importance. People could still fly in couples with impunity; and as to what had happened afterwards in the great rabbit-warren Outre Manche – Pff! The Bertie Curfew affair was different. Smoke of a year’s duration probably had fire behind it. He knew Bertie Curfew, the enterprising director of the ‘Ne Plus Ultra Play Society’, whose device was a stork swallowing a frog – a long young man, with long young hair that shone and was brushed back, and a long young record; a strange mixture of enthusiasm and contempt, from one to the other of which he passed with extreme suddenness. His sister, of whom he always spoke as ‘Poor Norah’, in Michael’s opinion was worth ten of him. She ran a Children’s House in Bethnal Green, and had eyes from which meanness and evil shrank away.

  Big Ben thumped out eight strokes; the Dandie barked, and Michael knew that Soames had come.

  Very silent during dinner, Soames opened the discussion over a bottle of Lippinghall Madeira by asking to see the writ.

  When Fleur had brought it, he seemed to go into a trance.

  ‘The old boy,’ thought Michael, ‘is thinking of his past. Wish he’d come to!’

  ‘Well, Father?’ said Fleur at last.

  As if from long scrutiny of a ghostly Court of Justice, Soames turned his eyes on his daughter’s face.

  ‘You won’t eat your words, I suppose?’

  Fleur tossed her now de-shingled head. ‘Do you want me to?’

  ‘Can you substantiate them? You mustn’t rely on what was told you – that isn’t evidence.’

  ‘I know that Amabel Nazing came here and said that she didn’t mind Walter flying to Paris with Marjorie Ferrar, but that she did object to not having been told beforehand, so that she herself could have flown to Paris with somebody else.’

  ‘We could subpoena that young woman,’ said Soames.

  Fleur shook her head. ‘She’d never give Walter away in Court.’

  ‘H’m! What else about this Miss Ferrar?’

  ‘Everybody knows of her relationship with Bertie Curfew.’