Storyworthy

Home > Fiction > Storyworthy > Page 30
Storyworthy Page 30

by Matthew Dicks


  Jeni Bonaldo and her sister, Amy Miller, for their insight and enthusiasm for this book and for storytelling. Having friends who are both English teachers and storytellers is pretty fantastic.

  The fans and supporters of my storytelling career, including and especially our loyal Speak Up following. Month after month they have been generous enough to listen to my stories and offer their support. Every storyteller needs an audience, and I can’t imagine a better one.

  All of the storytellers who have spent time in my workshops over the years. This book was born from those thousands of hours spent teaching this craft to brave, enthusiastic students. I have learned so much from these people and owe an enormous debt to each and every one.

  Georgia Hughes, editor extraordinaire, who believed in this book before I entirely believed in it myself. A writer steps into the wilderness with some dry twigs, a few branches, and fragile hope and must find a hero to spark the fire. Georgia was my heroic fire starter. I will be forever grateful.

  Richard Smoley, the copy editor of this book, who saved me from many, many literary embarrassments. And Tanya Fox, proofreader, who not only saved me from many literary and typographical gaffes but also offered me several outstanding lessons in grammar and the correct name of the Canada goose.

  Taryn Fagerness, known officially as my literary agent, but a person whom I think of as my friend in words. She has been my hero, my guiding force, and in many ways, my partner. She has made my dreams come true. She is my superhero.

  Index

  accents, 308

  accomplishments, marginalizing, 284–87

  active listening, 196

  adventure stories, 287–88

  allusion, 304

  anachronisms, 294–95

  “and” stories, 196–97, 202–3

  anecdotes, 26, 68, 85, 89, 124

  aphorisms, 186

  Apocalypse Now (film; 1979), 133

  assumption, lies of, 175

  Attleboro (MA), 28–31, 81–83

  audience: big stories and, 213–14; brevity as viewed by, 221–22; cinematic experience in minds of, 185, 186–87, 189, 291–92; direct addressing of, 293; emotional responses of, 226, 228, 232, 235, 246, 247–48; five-second moments and, 110, 117; humor and, 158–59, 243, 244–45, 246–47; keeping attention of, 134; laughter of, 136, 187; lying for the benefit of, 163–64, 169–70, 176–77; redemption as viewed by, 172; response predictions, 132; stakes and, 141, 144, 150–51, 153, 154, 155–56, 231; story endings and, 247–48; storyteller eye contact with, 317–18; storyteller relationship with, 34, 118, 121–22, 158, 206, 295–96; success stories and, 285, 286, 287–88

  authenticity, 31, 129, 316, 328, 329

  Babies and Blenders, 251–53

  Backpacks, 150–52, 231

  backstory, 189–92, 272–76

  Bad News Bears, The (film; 1976), 285

  Barker, Erin, 113

  “Basin, The” (story; Dicks), 174

  Bell House (Brooklyn, NY), 113, 313

  Bengi (author’s friend), 28–31, 73, 81–82, 95, 121, 122–23, 207–8, 234, 235–36, 315

  big stories: as difficult to tell, 213–14, 219–20; five-second moments in, 103–8; smaller relatable moments in, 214–15, 216–19

  “Bike Off Roof” (story; Dicks), 173–74, 179–80

  Blackstone Millville Regional Junior High School (Blackstone, MA), 255–57

  Blaine, David, 280–81

  Bonaldo, Jeni, 297

  Boston (MA), 86, 140–41, 173

  bragging, 283

  Breadcrumbs, 152–53, 231

  Breakfast Club, The (film; 1985), 285

  brevity, 221–22

  “Brevity Is the Soul of Wit” (Story Break), 221–22

  “Bring Me a Shrubbery” (story; Dicks), 285–87

  Broadway actors, 35

  Brockton (MA), 61–62

  Brooklyn Academy of Music (Brooklyn, NY), 62, 141, 311

  Burns, Catherine, 83, 275–76, 312–13, 317

  but-and-therefore principle: “and” stories vs., 196–97, 202–3; in author’s stories, 198–201; humor and, 250; opposition created by, 200–201; power of the negative and, 203–5; in student stories, 197–98, 201–2

  Calvin and Hobbes (cartoon strip), 300

  Cambridge (MA), 93

  camouflage, 233–35, 247

  Casablanca (film; 1942), 133

  causation, 202

  celebrity references, 306–8

  Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District, 206

  “Charity Thief” (story; Dicks), 94–98; about, 93–94; anachronisms as used in, 295; Backpack in, 150–52, 231; backstory in, 189–90; beginning of, 122–23, 125–26, 132; Breadcrumbs in, 152–53, 231; but-and-therefore principle in, 198–200; Crystal Ball in, 156, 157; Elephant in, 146–47; ending of, 170–71; five-second moment in, 100, 116–17, 122, 143; Hourglass in, 153–56, 231; lies in, 163, 167–71; performances of, 171, 173; stakes strategies used in, 143, 231

  cheating, 166

  cinema of the mind: backstory and, 189–92; failure to achieve, 185–88, 192; historical/technical information and, 192–94; physical location required for, 186, 188–89, 190–92, 194, 316; as storyteller goal, 185, 291–92

  C.K., Louis, 242

  Cleveland, Monica, 218–20

  clothing, 295–96

  colors, listing, 66

  comedy, stand-up, xiv–xv, 187, 242

  comedy clubs, xv

  commencement addresses, rules for effective, 135–38

  communication skills, 323–25

  compression, lies of, 173–75

  “Concerned Parent Body of West Hartford, The,” 299–302

  conflation, lies of, 177–79

  contrast, 227–28, 244–45

  countries, listing, 66

  Crash & Burn: author’s teaching of, 66–67; benefits of, 72, 75, 76; commitment required for, 75–76; final product example, 67–68; rules for, 64–66; storyworthy threads gleaned from, 68–74, 75; as stream-of consciousness writing, 63–64, 72; time required for, 75

  Crichton, Michael, 103, 104

  Crystal Balls, 156–57

  culmination, 201

  Dark Knight, The (film; 2008), 133

  dates, entertaining, 325

  delivery, 248

  Deschanel, Zooey, 306–8

  dialogue: repeated, 303; unattributed, 34

  Dicks, Charlie (son), 37–38, 161, 217–18, 269–71

  Dicks, Clara (daughter), 37, 56–58, 88, 160, 161, 180, 218

  Dicks, Elysha (wife): author’s first Moth experience and, 7–8, 10; author’s hungry childhood story and, 37–39, 123, 251; author’s marriage to, 23–25, 164–65, 223–26, 234, 325; author’s PTSD and, 62; author’s redemption and, 170; author’s stories involving, 70–71, 86, 126, 131, 164–65; author’s storytelling corrected by, 180; as elementary school teacher, 70–71, 234, 299, 301; miscarriage of, 328; as Speak Up hostess, 17, 314

  Dicks, Jeremy (brother), 29, 160–61

  Dicks, Kelli (sister), 166, 179–80

  Dicks, Matthew: arrest story of, 111–12, 214, 215; audience stories shared with, 328–30; as author, 72, 115, 160, 172, 224–25; blog of, 299–301, 302–3; dog named after, 235–36; as elementary school teacher, 88–89, 195, 299–302, 305–6, 325–26; father’s letters to, 74–75, 76, 261–62; hungry childhood story of, 123, 251, 263; marriage proposal of, 223–24; near-death experiences of, 213–14; nervousness experienced by, 140–41, 311–13; nightmares of, 62; PTSD experienced by, 62–63, 311, 315; rental car story of, 126–27, 129–31; reputation of, 302; as storyteller, xvi–xvii, 59–60, 328–30; storytelling workshops of, 77, 182, 257–58; as wedding DJ, 320

  Dicks, Matthew, stories: “The Basin,” 174; “Bike Off Roof,” 173–74, 179–80; “Bring Me a Shrubbery,” 285–87; “Genetic Flaws,” 247, 304; “Lemonade Stand,” 148; “My Sister and the Toilet,” 88; “The Promise,” 86, 147–48; “Sex with Corn,” 164–65; “Shoe Thief,” 247; “Strip Club of My Own Making,” 142–43, 241
. See also “Charity Thief” (story; Dicks); “Eddie in the Bathtub” (story; Dicks); “Robbery, The” (story; Dicks); “This Is Going to Suck” (story; Dicks)

  Dicks, Odelie (grandmother), 187–89, 229–30, 251

  Die Hard (film; 1988), 148–50, 285

  DiFranco, Ani, 15

  Dinner Test, the, 33–35

  doubt, 181–83

  “Doubt Is the Enemy of Every Storyteller” (Story Break), 181–83

  dreaming, 64

  drinking stories, 26, 27

  Dr. Ruth, 289

  “Eddie in the Bathtub” (story; Dicks): author’s experience behind, 255–57; in author’s workshops, 257–58; finding meaning of, 259–61, 263–64

  “Electric socks for Mom” (anecdote; Dicks), 89

  Elephants: in author’s stories, 146–48, 157–58; changing color of, 146–48, 157; in film, 148–50; function of, 144, 145–46; importance of, in successful stories, 144; timing of appearance of, 144–45

  embarrassment, stories about, 117

  emotion, 136; humor as relief from, 245–47; profanity use and, 304; storyteller control of, 318–19

  emotional transformation, conflation of, 177–79

  emotion porn, xvii

  Erin Brockovich (film; 2000), 285

  Esar, Evan, 283

  essays, 187, 229

  euphemisms, 304

  Everest, Mount, 287–88

  exaggeration, 252–53

  Excel spreadsheet, 42–44, 257

  expectations, 131–32, 177, 221

  eye contact, 317–18

  fables, 25–26

  failure, stories about, 117, 284

  Fallon, Jimmy, 141

  “‘Fine’ Is Apparently Not a Good Way to Describe My Sex Life” (Story Break), 289

  First Last Best Worst: benefits of, 90; challenging prompts for, 87–89; efficacy of, 89; how-to, 83–84; as improv game, 89–90; prompts for, 84–85; storyworthy threads gleaned from, 85–87

  five-second moments: in author’s stories, 100–102, 108–10, 111–12, 116–17, 143; in big stories, 103–8; defined, 99–100, 115; finding meaning of, 257–64; importance of, in successful stories, 99, 102, 111, 112; lies of omission for the sake of, 100–101; story beginnings as opposite of, 117, 120–21, 123, 259–60; as story endings, 115–18

  folktales, 25–26

  foreshadowing, 189

  forward momentum, 131, 134, 197

  generalities, 135, 186

  “Genetic Flaws” (story; Dicks), 247, 304

  geography, compression of, 174

  Glose, Jennifer, 193–94

  grammar, 65, 196

  graphic organizers, 65

  Green, George Dawes, 93, 171, 172

  hand gestures, 279

  Hartford (CT), 17–18, 77

  Hartnett, Fred, 265–66

  hazing, 256–57

  heart, ending with, 247–48

  Heavy Metal Playhouse, 28–31, 88

  heist films, 151

  hindsight, xiv

  historical information, introducing, 192–94

  Hixon, Jenifer, 10

  Holocaust survivor stories, 31–33

  Homework for Life: author’s experience using, 42–44, 257–58; author’s TED Talks about, 289; commitment required for, 44, 55–56, 58; efficacy of, 55; everyday precious stories revealed in, 37–42, 87; faith required for, 56–58; five-second moments revealed in, 100, 101; goal of, 41, 100; life patterns revealed in, 44–46; moments of meaning revealed in, 46–52; psychological benefits of, 52–55; spreadsheet format for, 42–44; time required for, 58

  honesty, 3, 31, 328

  Hoosiers (film; 1986), 285

  Hourglasses, 153–56, 231

  Housing Works (New York, NY), 171

  Howard, Desmond, 130

  Hughes, John, 256

  humor: but-and-therefore principle and, 250; as camouflage, 247; cinema of the mind and, 185–86, 187; as contrast, 244–45; delivery and, 248; early laugh, 243–44; effective use of, 241–42; profanity use and, 304; as relief, 245–47; stakes and, 158–59; story endings and, 247–48; strategic use of, 242–47; surprise and, 248–53; teaching, 241; vulgarity and, 304; word choice and, 250

  “I Berate Storytellers at the Worst Moments” (Story Break), 297

  ideas, first vs. best, 124–25

  ideas, intersecting, 64

  information, hidden, 232–35

  intellectual transformation, conflation of, 177–79

  internal geography, flotsam/jetsam of, 263, 264

  Irving, John, 115–16

  Jobs, Steve, 91

  jokes, 185–86

  journaling, 63

  Juicy clothing line, 299–300

  Jurassic Park (film; 1993), 103–7, 109, 110, 120, 133, 142, 216

  Jurassic World (film; 2015), 121

  Kahnemann, Dan, 15

  Kaleigh (author’s dog), 47–49, 64, 86

  Karate Kid, The (film; 1984), 285

  Kennedy, Dan, xiii, xvi, 1, 8, 9, 10, 91

  keyboards, use of, 66

  King, Stephen, 73–74

  Koepp, David, 103, 104

  Kripalu Institute for Yoga and Health (Stockbridge, MA), 289

  “K” sounds in words, 250

  Lamott, Anne, 306

  language, 136

  League of Their Own, A (film; 1992), 285

  “Lemonade Stand” (story; Dicks), 148

  Leonardo da Vinci, 283

  Lewiston (ME), 87

  lies, permissible: of assumption, 175; caveats concerning, 163–66, 179–80; of compression, 173–75; of conflation, 177–79; defined, 163; of omission, 100–101, 166–73; of progression, 176–77

  listening, 196

  location, physical, 186, 188–89, 190–92, 194, 316

  Marchand, Laura, 86, 147–48

  Matt’s Five Rules of Drinking Stories, 27

  Matt’s Three Rules of Vacation Stories, 27

  Matty (dog), 235–36

  McGrath, Anne, 54

  McKenna, Neil, 306

  McNabb, Donovan, 129–30

  meaning, finding, 257–64

  Measleman (author’s family dog), 50–51, 86

  meetings, entertaining, 323–25

  memories, 42, 50–52, 64, 68, 75, 161

  memorization, 34, 316–17

  memory, 164–66

  microphone use, 319–21

  Milford (MA), 80

  Milk Cans and a Baseball, 248–50

  Miracle (film; 2004), 285

  mirror practice, 279

  Moth, The: author as competitor at, xiii; author’s connections reestablished at, 266; Broadway actors at, 35; Burns as artistic director of, 83; Green as founder of, 93, 171; Louis C.K. as promoter of, 242; popularity of, 3; story collection of, 275–76; storytellers at, 2

  Moth GrandSLAM competition: author as competitor in, 11, 18–19, 61, 111–12, 114, 265, 311; author’s wins in, 12, 86, 207, 322; Barker as competitor in, 113, 114

  Moth Mainstage, 62, 140–41, 207, 222, 311, 312

  Moth Podcast, The, xvi, 1, 2, 3, 12, 303

  Moth Radio Hour, The, 12, 86, 207, 215, 303

  Moth StorySLAM, The: author as competitor in, 238; author’s first experience in, xviii, 1–2, 5–12; author’s wins in, 12, 89, 93, 113–14, 221–22; first positioning in, 173; popularity of, 139; scoring at, xv–xvi, 139–40, 173, 304–5; stakes at, 139–40; vulgarity as received at, 304–5

  motivations, self-inquiry about, 261–64

  movie theaters, 292

  Music Hall of Williamsburg (Brooklyn, NY), 61

  “My Sister and the Toilet” (story; Dicks), 88

  “Mysterious head wound” (anecdote; Dicks), 86

  “Naked in Brazil” (Story Break), 59–60

  negative, power of the, 203–5

  “Neighborhood Watch” (story; Zimmer), 252

  nervousness, 140–41, 311–15

  New England Patriots, 129, 130, 226

  New York (NY), 86, 134, 207

  92nd Street Y
(New York, NY), 160–61

  non sequiturs, 185–86

  numbers, listing, 66

  Nuyorican Poets Café (New York, NY), 1–2, 5–12

  Ocean’s Eleven films (2001–2007), 128–29, 151, 179, 180

  omission, lies of, 100–101, 166–73

  “One of These Things Is Not Like the Other” (Sesame Street game), 252

  One-Sentence Weekends, 195–96

  opposition, 200–201

  O’Sullivan, Christina, 102

  outlines, 65

  oversharing, xvii

  Owens, Terrell, 130

  Parker, Trey, 202

  Pasadena (CA), 86

  Pascal, Blaise, 221

  past tense, 272–76, 277–78

  pens, use of, 66

  Pittsburgh (PA), 207

  planning, 65

  poetry, 34

  pop culture references, 306–8

  positive statements, 204–5

  practice, 279

  predictions, 156–57

  presentations, entertaining, 323–25

  present tense: “Seeing” in the mind’s eye using, 276–77; sense of immediacy created by using, 269–72; shifts to past tense, 272–76, 277–78

  Presley, Elvis, 267

  profanity, 302, 303–4

  progression, lies of, 176–77

  “Promise, The” (story; Dicks), 86, 147–48

  props, 294

  protagonist, 31–33, 108, 118–20, 285

  Proverbs, Book of, 283

  public speaking, 139, 323–25

  punctuation, 65

  quotations, 136–37

  racism, 308

  Raging Bull (film; 1980), 133

  Raiders of the Lost Ark (film; 1981), 107–8, 110, 133, 141, 142, 216

  Reagan, Ronald, 307

  “Reconnecting with My Mean Old Elementary School Principal” (Story Break), 265–66

  redemption, 170–73

  rehearsal methods, 279

  Reid, Andy, 130

  “Return of Mathieu, The” (Story Break), 238–39

  Revenge of the Nerds (film; 1984), 285

  revisionism, xiv

  rhetorical questions, 135, 185–86, 293

  Rickman, Alan, 15

  “Robbery, The” (story; Dicks): about, 61; as big story, 214; humor in, 243–44; performances of, 61–62, 141, 311–12; smaller relatable moments in, 215; stakes and, 141

 

‹ Prev