‘I’d say anything to Julia’s face,’ he said. ‘Always have done. She was a damned bad-tempered old harpy! And so was Andrew – they were a pair. This house will be a sight quieter without the two of ’em. Answer that if you can. And don’t call me “Willie”.’
Marcus, who was acutely embarrassed by this display of nerves and that offensive lack of consideration for others which one so often finds in family emergencies, turned away and contemplated the faded water-colour of the old gateway at Ignatius, but Mr Campion remained looking at the brother and sister with his usual expression of friendly stupidity.
Aunt Kitty wavered, but having defied her brother once, she seemed unable to stop.
‘Julia was a good woman,’ she said. ‘Better than you’ll ever be, William. And I won’t listen to you befouling her dear memory. It isn’t as though she’d been buried. What you’ll come to, Willie, with no religion to help you, I don’t like to think.’
Uncle William exploded. He was liverish, his nerves were on edge, and like so many men of his type he regarded his immortal soul as something physical and indecent.
‘Call me what you like, Kitty,’ he blared, ‘but I won’t stand hypocrisy. You can’t deny the sort of life Julia led you. You can’t deny that she went out of her way to annoy Andrew and myself with a venomous tongue and darned greedy habits. Who used to have The Times sent straight up to her room and kept it there until three o’clock in the afternoon? She never shut a door after her in her life, and if there was any kind of offensive muck-raking to be done, she did it.’
Aunt Kitty summoned all her frail forces for one last retort.
‘Well,’ she said, her little body shaking with wrath at this outrage to all her instincts, ‘at least she never got secretly – inebriated.’
Uncle William stood petrified. There was a hunted expression in his little blue eyes as they glared at her balefully from his flaming face. When his complete suffocation appeared to be no longer probable, he recovered his voice on a note clearly louder and higher than he had intended.
‘That’s a damned lie!’ he said. ‘A damned ill-natured lie! A prejudicial lie. You’ve got a poisoned mind, my girl. Haven’t we got enough trouble as it is without trying to saddle me with a trumped-up charge—’ His voice cracked and was silent.
Before this tirade Aunt Kitty suddenly crumpled. Sitting down abruptly in one of the high-backed chairs by the table, her eyes turned up and her mouth opening, she emitted the horrible pain-filled laugh of hysteria and sat there rocking to and fro, the tears streaming down her face, while Uncle William, forgetting himself entirely, shouted at her in a lunatic attempt to silence her.
It was Mr Campion who stepped forward, and seizing one of the old lady’s hands, smacked it hard; at the same time admonishing her in a tone utterly unlike his usual inconsequential murmur.
Marcus advanced upon Uncle William with no very clear plan in his mind, while Joyce assisted Mr Campion.
It was at this psychological moment when the noise was at its height that the door swept open and Great-aunt Faraday appeared upon the threshold.
One cannot have an imperious personality for over eighty years without developing at least traces of the grand manner. Mrs Caroline Faraday, widow of Dr John Faraday, Master of Ignatius, had the grand manner itself.
She was an old woman of striking appearance without any of the ugliness which great age so often brings to a masterful countenance.
It is worthy of note that two seconds after her appearance the room was in complete silence. She was very small, but surprisingly upright. It seemed to Mr Campion’s fascinated gaze that the major portion of her body was composed of some sort of complicated structure of whale-bone beneath her stiff black silk gown. Around her tiny shoulders she wore a cape of cream rose point, and the soft web was caught at her throat by a large cornelian brooch. Her serene old face, in which black eyes gleamed as brightly as ever they had done, was surrounded by a short scarf of the same lace worn coif-fashion and held in place by a broad black velvet ribbon.
This display of lace was perhaps her only weakness. She possessed a vast collection and wore examples from it perpetually. During the whole of the terrible time which was to follow, Mr Campion, who had an eye for such things, never saw her wear the same piece twice.
At the moment she held a thin black walking-stick in one hand and a large blue cup and saucer in the other.
She looked like a small eagle as she stood in the doorway glancing from one to the other of them standing before her like the naughty children she considered them.
‘Good morning,’ she said in a voice which Campion found surprisingly youthful. ‘Tell me, is it necessary to make so much noise defending yourself, William? I heard you as I came downstairs. Must I remind you that there is death in the house?’
After an uncomfortable pause Marcus stepped forward. To his relief Mrs Faraday smiled at him.
‘I’m glad you came,’ she said. ‘Your father is still away, I suppose? Did you bring Mr Campion?’
There was no wavering. Here was a woman completely in possession of her faculties.
Marcus ushered Mr Campion forward and the introduction was made. Since Mrs Faraday had her stick in one hand and the cup and saucer in the other, she made no attempt to shake hands, but bowed graciously, granting the young man one of her rare smiles.
‘In a minute,’ she said, ‘I want you both to come into my writing-room. But before that there is just this matter of the tea-cup. We are all here, so perhaps it were better if it were made clear now. I have already spoken to the servants. Will you shut the door, Marcus?’
She advanced into the room, a frail but completely commanding figure.
‘Joyce,’ she said, ‘give me one of the little mats, will you?’
The girl opened a drawer in the sideboard and took out a small circle of embroidered canvas. When this had been placed over the polished surface of the table, Great-aunt Caroline put the cup and saucer down upon it.
‘That,’ she said quietly, but with a distinct touch of reproof in her tone, ‘I found myself in Julia’s room. It was just under the bed valance. I found it with my cane and Alice picked it up. It appears to have contained tea.’
They were all still upon their feet, and from his position on the old lady’s right Mr Campion was able to see a few dregs and tea-leaves in the bottom of the cup. The inquisitorial atmosphere rather surprised him, and he did not at first understand the air of domestic friction, the hint of a breach in the household routine. Still less was he prepared for the immediate results of Mrs Faraday’s inquiry.
Aunt Kitty, who until now had remained quietly sniffing into her handkerchief, suddenly burst into piteous and embarrassing tears. She came forward and stood fidgeting before her mother.
‘I did it,’ she said tragically. ‘I made the tea.’
Great-aunt Caroline remained silent; no third person in the room would have dared to have spoken, and Aunt Kitty continued humbly.
‘Julia liked her cup of tea in the morning,’ she said pathetically, ‘and so do I. I got used to it when my poor Robert was alive. He liked it, too. Julia suggested – no, well, perhaps it wasn’t she – but one of us thought that although morning tea isn’t served here we shouldn’t be doing any harm if I bought a little kettle and a small spirit stove from Boots, and made the tea in my room every morning before Alice brought in the hot water. We’ve done this for two years now. Every morning I made the tea and took a cup in to Julia in my dressing-gown and bedroom slippers. I took it in to Julia this morning. She – she was quite well then. Oh, Mamma! if she put anything in her tea and drank it up I never shall forgive myself, I never shall.’
At the end of this remarkable revelation there was another outburst of sobbing, in which Joyce vainly tried to comfort her. Great-aunt Caroline regarded her daughter with a mixture of disapproval, astonishment and scorn. At last she turned to Joyce.
‘My dear,’ she said quietly, ‘take your aunt up to her room, and i
f Dr Lavrock is still in the house, ask him to give her a sedative.’
But Aunt Kitty had not plumbed the depths of her self-abasement yet. Like many down-trodden people she had a strong, if somewhat misguided, sense of the dramatic.
‘Mother,’ she said, ‘forgive me. You must say you forgive me. I shan’t be myself again until I know that.’
If old Mrs Faraday had been physically capable of blushing, doubtless she would have done so. As it was, her finely crumbled skin took on a deeper shade of ivory and her bright black eyes were embarrassed.
‘Catherine, my dear,’ she said, ‘you are evidently not at all well. Surreptitious early morning tea is not the matter which is worrying Dr Lavrock or myself at the moment.’ She turned away. ‘Marcus, I want you to carry that cup very carefully for me. Mr Campion, your arm, if you please. William, you will oblige me by remaining here until I send for you.’
CHAPTER 6
THE GRAND MANNER
THE STRANGE PROCESSION wended slowly down the short corridor which led off the hall to the tiny sun-trap on the south side of the building which was Mrs Faraday’s own private apartment.
Mr Campion seemed fully conscious of the honour which was being conferred upon him by the old lady, whose yellow-white fingers rested so lightly upon his arm. Marcus stalked behind them with the tea-cup. Mrs Faraday raised her stick. ‘In here,’ she said.
Campion opened the door and stood aside to let her pass. The room they entered was a perfect Queen Anne sitting-room, totally unexpected in this Victorian stronghold. The walls were white panelled and hung with delicate mezzotints. The old rose of the Chinese carpet was echoed in the brocaded hangings which framed the gentle bow of the window. The old walnut furniture reflected softly the bright fire in the grate. The candlesticks were silver and the upholstery covered with needlework. A beautiful room expressing a taste in direct opposition to the ostentatious solidity of the rest of the house.
Great-aunt Caroline in her laces seemed the natural owner of such a period gem. She sat down at the open bureau and turned to face them, one small ivory hand resting on the fine Italian blotter within.
‘I’ll have that cup on my desk, Marcus,’ she said, ‘if you don’t mind. Thank you. Put it here on this piece of notepaper. It takes three years of polishing to remove a damp ring from walnut. You may sit down, gentlemen.’
They took up their places obediently on wide Sheraton chairs designed for a more ample generation.
‘And now,’ she continued, turning to Campion, ‘let me look at you, Rudolph. You’re not much like your dear grandmother, but I can see the first family in you.’
Mr Campion flushed. The thrust had gone home and there was a faint air of amusement in the old lady’s face when next she spoke.
‘My dear boy,’ she murmured, ‘very old ladies only gossip among themselves. I shall not expose you. I may say I quite agree with your people in theory, but, after all, as long as that impossible brother of yours is alive the family responsibilities are being shouldered, and I see no reason why you shouldn’t call yourself what you like. Emily, the dowager, and I have corresponded regularly – why, for the last forty-five years – so I have heard all about you from her.’
Mr Campion faced the discovery of his more intimate affairs with remarkable equanimity.
‘My grandmother and I,’ he said, ‘are partners in crime, in the eyes of the family at least. According to my mother, she aids and abets me.’
Great-aunt Caroline nodded. ‘I had gathered that,’ she said primly. ‘Now to this terrible business. I understand from what I can make of Joyce’s story that Marcus has invited you to assist him in this case. I should like you to act for me directly, if you will. The spare room will be prepared for you and the firm of Featherstone will be instructed to pay you one hundred guineas if you remain in my employ for less than one month. Be quiet,’ she added sharply as Campion opened his mouth to speak. ‘You can refuse afterwards if you wish.’
‘I am eighty-four years old. You will understand, therefore, that in an emergency of this sort I am compelled to use my brain and other people’s energies to protect myself and my household. I must also guard myself against such emotions as anger, grief or excitement which I have not now the strength to support.’
She paused and regarded them with a grave placidity, which made her somehow inhuman. Mr Campion realized that here was a woman of no ordinary strength of character, and her remoteness might have jarred upon him had it not been for the sudden illumination of her next remark.
‘You see,’ she said quietly, ‘it is very necessary that someone in this household should consider things from an intelligent point of view. My poor children have not been blessed with brains, and that is why I have to conserve what strength I have in this way. You may think my attitude towards Julia’s terrible death this morning is unnecessarily stoical,’ she went on. ‘However, I am past the age when it is proper for one to preserve the decencies by deceiving oneself. Whether it is because Julia has lived with me longer than any of my other children, or whether it is because she resembled my husband’s mother, who was an irritatingly foolish woman in a generation when foolishness was fashionable, I do not know, but Julia has always struck me as possessing more than her fair share of stupidity and uncharitableness. So that although I am surprised and shocked by her death, I am not deeply grieved. At my age death loses much of its horrifying quality. Have I made all this quite clear?’
‘Yes,’ said Mr Campion, who had removed his spectacles and with them most of his air of fatuity. ‘I understand. You want me to act as a kind of buffer between you and the shocks which we can only reasonably suppose are in store for us all.’
Mrs Faraday shot a swift glance at him. ‘Emily is right,’ she said. ‘You seem to be a very intelligent young man. I take it we have settled this first point, then. Now I want you to understand that I have nothing to conceal – that is from the police. I want to give them every assistance I possibly can. In my experience nothing is ever gained by vigorous efforts to hush up trouble. Also, the quicker a thing is over the sooner it is forgotten. There is this matter of the newspapers, though. Reporters are beginning to besiege the house already. The servants have instructions, of course, to say nothing, but I do not consider it good policy to refuse all information to the newspapers. This, in my experience, antagonizes them and they are apt to invent far more suggestive information than any they could possibly glean from oneself.’
Once again she shot that bird-like inquiring glance at her audience, and appeared satisfied when they nodded their comprehension.
‘I don’t intend to see these people myself, you know,’ she went on, smiling a little at such an eventuality. ‘And of course William certainly must not see them. I hope you will arrange all that for me, “Mr Campion”. You will also attempt to find out who is responsible for these outrages, although I am not insulting you by suggesting that you behave like a policeman. However, what I particularly want of you is information as it arrives, so that I may not be overwhelmed by the results of it unprepared. And, incidentally, of course,’ she went on in her precise slender voice, ‘I need the presence of an intelligent person in the house from whom we may expect a certain amount of protection. Because,’ she continued, ‘it seems to be quite obvious that, if these two murders emanate from this family, as I believe they do, then there is only one of us who is safe. In fact, unless some solution is arrived at it is only a question of time who is to be murdered next.’
Her small voice died away and the two young men sat staring at this remarkable impersonal old lady as she sat in her gracious little room making these extraordinary statements.
It is so often that the emotions and the affections outlive the intellect in the very old that the effect of encountering an exact inversion of this process is apt to appear startling.
Great-aunt Caroline next turned her attention to Marcus. ‘I am not waiting until your father comes to make my arrangements,’ she said, ‘because I was calculat
ing your age this morning. You must be nearly thirty, and I see no reason why you should not be even more useful than he, who, to my mind, has never really understood the art of growing old. Besides,’ she added, with a touch of grimness in her tone, ‘if a man is not worthy of responsibilities at thirty there is very little likelihood of his ever attaining to that state. William and Andrew are distressing examples of this. I remember putting this maxim to Mr Gladstone in this very room many, many years ago. He said: “Madam: if I admitted that I should never have become a politician.” But after dinner, in the drawing-room, he told me that I was quite right.’
Just for a moment as she spoke there was a trace of the Caroline Faraday of the ‘eighties, the brilliant hostess who had made her husband, that bad-tempered but erudite old scholar, the remarkable figure he had been. It was only for a moment, however; the next instant she was the little black eagle again, shrewd and impersonal.
‘First of all,’ she said, ‘I must tell you, I suppose in confidence, that yesterday I had a short talk with my old friend’s son, the Chief Constable of this county, and he promised me that everything should be done to clear up the mystery of Andrew’s death. So that I fancy that Scotland Yard will have been asked to assist this morning. That is the first thing. But the important question at the moment is, of course, poor Julia.’
She was silent for a moment, and they sat waiting.
‘Doctor Lavrock,’ she said at last, ‘who has nothing but longevity in his family to make him in any way extraordinary, is convinced that it is suicide. I have no doubt,’ she went on placidly, ‘that he has a theory that poor Julia, after having been responsible for Andrew’s death, was overtaken by remorse and committed suicide. Of course, no one but an unimaginative fool who knew neither of the two people concerned would credit such an idea for a moment. However,’ she added, eyeing the young men judicially, ‘should nothing more occur and the police come to that conclusion, I see no reason why we should force an alternative upon them, at least in so far as the question of suicide is concerned.’
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