by JB Lynn
“What?” God and I asked simultaneously.
“Ian met,” she repeated.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
A horn blared behind me.
I reached to start the car and realized a keychain was attached to my keys. I looked down and saw that it was a pair of miniature boxing gloves.
I grinned, loving the surprise and glad that he was nearby.
God saw the gloves too. “Oh, you’re a hell of a watchdog letting a stranger into the car.”
The dog bared her teeth at him.
“Easy, girl,” I urged.
She barked, “Left Ian.”
I turned to my left hopefully, looking for my brother. Then, remembering the dog has no sense of direction I looked to my right, but he wasn’t there either.
“Left Ian,” she repeated.
“Any moron can see that he left,” God told her.
“Left Ian!” she barked. “Left Ian! Left Ian!”
I grabbed her snout in both of my hands to keep her from shouting. “Calm down. I don’t understand what you mean.”
Silenced, she pawed at the car’s cup holders.
That’s when I saw them. Two jars of olives. One black and one green.
My heart swelled.
“Awww,” God murmured. “That’s kind of sweet.”
“No,” I said, my eyes welling up. “That’s salty.”
THE END
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Other Books by JB Lynn
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HITWOMAN BOOKS
in order
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
The Hitwoman Gets Lucky
The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels
The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost
The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops
The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple
The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog
The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition
The Hitwoman Hires a Manny
The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb
The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub
The Hitwoman and the Mother Load
The Hitwoman Under Pressure
The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone
THE MATCHMAKER MYSTERY SERIES
The Mutt and the Matchmaker
A Match Made in Mystery
Catnapped!
A Woof in Sheep’s Clothing
Also by JB Lynn
ROMANTIC SUSPENSE
The First Victim
Until Proven Innocent
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