A Lady Never Lies

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by Juliana Gray




  Contents

  Praise

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  PROLOGUE

  ONE

  TWO

  THREE

  FOUR

  FIVE

  SIX

  SEVEN

  EIGHT

  NINE

  TEN

  ELEVEN

  TWELVE

  THIRTEEN

  FOURTEEN

  FIFTEEN

  SIXTEEN

  SEVENTEEN

  EIGHTEEN

  NINETEEN

  TWENTY

  TWENTY-ONE

  TWENTY-TWO

  TWENTY-THREE

  TWENTY-FOUR

  TWENTY-FIVE

  TWENTY-SIX

  TWENTY-SEVEN

  TWENTY-EIGHT

  EPILOGUE

  HISTORICAL NOTE

  Special Excerpt

  “Shakespeare meets Enchanted April in this dazzling debut. Pour yourself some limoncello, turn off the phone, and treat yourself to the best new book of the year!”

  —Lauren Willig, national bestselling author

  “A Lady Never Lies is extraordinary! In turns charming, passionate, and thrilling—and sometimes all three at once—A Lady Never Lies sets a new mark for historical romance. Juliana Gray is on my auto-buy list.”

  —Elizabeth Hoyt, New York Times bestselling author

  “Juliana Gray writes a delightful confection of prose and desire that leaps off the page. This romance will stay with you long after you have turned the final page.”

  —Julia London, New York Times bestselling author

  “Fresh, clever, and supremely witty. A true delight.”

  —Suzanne Enoch, New York Times bestselling author

  “Juliana has a stupendously lyrical voice, unlike anybody else’s I’ve read—really just a gorgeous way with language. Some of the imagery made my breath catch from delighted surprise, as did the small, deft touches of characterization that brought these characters so vividly to life. The story feels tremendously sophisticated, but also fresh, deliciously witty, and devastatingly romantic.”

  —Meredith Duran, New York Times bestselling author

  “Charming, original characters, a large dose of humor, and a plot that’s fantastic fun make A Lady Never Lies a fabulous read. Prepare to be captivated by Finn and Alexandra!”

  —Jennifer Ashley, USA Today bestselling author

  A Lady Never Lies

  Juliana Gray

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  A LADY NEVER LIES

  A Berkley Sensation Book / published by arrangement with the author

  PUBLISHING HISTORY

  Berkley Sensation mass-market edition / August 2012

  Copyright © 2012 by Juliana Gray.

  Excerpt from A Gentleman Never Tells by Juliana Gray copyright © 2012 by Juliana Gray.

  Cover art by Gregg Gulbronson.

  Cover design by George Long. Hand lettering by Ron Zinn.

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  To the incomparable ladies of the Romance Book Club,

  I raise my glass of pink champagne:

  Alexandra, Liz the First, Liz the Second, and Abigail.

  (Emily and Stefanie, you’re next.)

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  As a Clandestine Author, I am obliged to keep certain identifying details secret to Protect the Innocent. I do, however, deliver my most heartfelt thanks to the following:

  The divine Alexandra Machinist, agent extraordinaire, dear friend and tireless advocate, from whose scheming brain this madness first sprang, and whose enthusiasm sees me through my Blackest Moments. All of this is your fault.

  Kate Seaver, my brilliant editor, who took a Grand Leap of Faith on this unusual proposal from an unknown writer, and whose keen perception improved the book beyond measure.

  The team at Berkley who brought it all together, including Katherine Pelz, who performs daily miracles and deserves a Very Large Bonus; my copyeditor, whose attention to detail has saved me from Great Public Embarrassment; the fabulous art department, which produced this sumptuous cover; and the unsung heroes of marketing and publicity who make sure that every book finds its reader.

  All the writers who have offered their support and advice with such generosity, including (but not limited to) Lauren Willig, Chris Farnsworth, Jenny Bernard, Darynda Jones, Karen White, Eloisa James, Elizabeth Kerri Mahon, Stacey Agdern, Sarah MacLean, Elizabeth Hoyt, and Julia London. There are no words to describe your loveliness. I offer my most tasteful mwa-mwa kisses to all your dear cheeks.

  My seventh-grade English teacher, Fran Ennis, who devoured High Literature and Kathleen Woodiwiss with equal appetite, and who first predicted I would write romance when I Grew Up.

  Mr. Gray and all the Gray family, in whose love and loyalty I am blessed to Bask Daily.

  Finally . . .

  William Shakespeare, who gave me both the initial concept for the trilogy and a world of comic inspiration with which to write it; and Giuseppe Verdi, who gave me the Horrid Curse of the Castel sant’Agata and its accompanying music.

  PROLOGUE

  The Duke of Wallingford was not at home, said the butler, with an upward tilt of his chin.

  “Nonsense,” said Finn. “We both know very well he’s at home. I left him here last night, in the sort of condition that would render impossible his departure by”—he flipped open the case of his battered gold pocket watch—“eight o’clock the following morning. Except, I suppose, in
a coffin.”

  The butler cleared his throat. “The Duke of Wallingford is not receiving.”

  “Ah, that’s better. We deal so much better, Wallis, when we speak the truth to each other. Where might I find the old chap, then?” Finn looked past the butler’s head to the wide, high-ceilinged entrance hall beyond, with its floor of checkerboard marble and its profusion of acanthus-leaf plasterwork. Just the sort of entrance a duke’s London town house ought to sport, Finn supposed, which made him jolly well grateful (and not for the first time) that he wasn’t in line to a dukedom.

  “Mr. Burke.” The butler straightened to his full height, which was not great in the best of circumstances, and certainly not when interposed against the tall, loose-limbed figure of Mr. Phineas Fitzwilliam Burke, R.S. “I am deeply aggrieved to discover that I have not, perhaps, quite made myself clear. His Grace, sir, is not receiving.”

  “Oh, rot,” Finn said amiably. “He’ll receive me. Besides, we’ve a breakfast appointment, or hadn’t you been told? If you’ll excuse me . . .” He executed a cunning side step, agile, really, except that it ended in his chest bumping Wallis’s well-oiled forelock and his foot landing squarely on the butler’s equally well-oiled shoe.

  To his credit, Wallis didn’t even wince. “I fear I have been misunderstood once more,” he said, voice quavering into the ceiling. His ancient breast strained outward against its natural concavity. “His Grace”—heave, gasp—“the duke”—heave, gasp—“is not receiving.”

  “Now look here, my good man,” Finn protested, attempting another dodge. “I realize breakfast appointments aren’t the usual thing in this house, but I assure you . . .”

  “Bloody hell, Wallis!” The Duke of Wallingford’s voice roared down the profligate curve of the main staircase. “Let the poor fellow in the breakfast room, for God’s sake. I’ll be down in five minutes.”

  Wallis narrowed his eyes and issued a faint sniff from his sharpened nose. “As you wish, Your Grace,” he said, and stepped to one side.

  Finn removed each glove in a single decisive tug. “The trouble with you, Wallis, is that you’re a dreadful snob. We can’t all be lords, you see. The trade wouldn’t bear it.”

  “Don’t harass my butler, Burke,” called the duke.

  Finn cast an eye up the stairs and then looked back down, not without sympathy, at Wallis’s defeated shoulders. He handed over his hat and gloves in a kind of conciliatory gesture. “I’ll show myself in, shall I?” he said, and strode across the entrance hall toward the breakfast room at the back of the house.

  “Damned sodding ginger-haired scientist,” the butler muttered, just loudly enough for Finn to overhear. “No sodding respect.”

  The Duke of Wallingford’s breakfast room was a remarkably pleasant spot, for a house without a presiding female. Spacious, south-facing, it overlooked the high-walled back garden at such an angle as to block the sight of the neighboring houses and create the misleading impression of having been transported to the countryside, or at least as far as Hampstead. The room’s only flaw was its unmistakable air of disuse. The duke and his brother seldom arose before noon, the natural consequence of seldom retiring before dawn.

  Not the case today, however, Finn observed, as he crossed the stately threshold. The sideboard overflowed with all the necessary elements of a proper English breakfast—kidneys, bacon, kippers, toast, eggs without number—and on the chair at the end of the table lay the shipwreck of Lord Roland Penhallow, the duke’s younger brother.

  “Good God, Penhallow,” Finn said, tossing his newspaper on a nearby chair. “To what do we owe the honor?”

  “Haven’t a clue,” Lord Roland mumbled. “Told to make myself ready by eight sharp, or I should have my estates foreclosed. Though now that I recollect”—he rubbed his forehead meditatively—“I paid off those mortgages years ago.”

  Finn moved to the sideboard and claimed a plate of bone china, so fine it was almost translucent. “Shabby of Wallingford. Still, it’s your own jolly fault, drinking yourself insensible. I’ve explained to the two of you on any number of occasions . . .”

  “Sod yourself, you damned saint,” Lord Roland said. “You workaday scientists have no notion of what’s expected of idle aristocrats. I’m scarcely keeping up as it is.” He hid his beautiful face behind a cup of thick black coffee and drank in gulps.

  “Then your luck rides high this morning, old man. I’ve brought the solution to your dilemma into this very room.” Finn folded his long frame into a shield-backed Hepplewhite chair, acquired in a fit of modernization several decades earlier by the present duke’s grandmother, and pointed his fork at yesterday’s evening edition of the Times on the cushion next to him. “Your salvation, m’lord, and your brother’s.”

  Lord Roland stabbed at his kidneys. “And if I prefer damnation?”

  “No one asked your preference,” barked the Duke of Wallingford, entering the room in a ruckus of booted heels. “Nobody asked mine, to be perfectly honest. But here I am, Burke, your obedient servant. I trust you’re enjoying your breakfast?”

  “Very well, thank you. I find a brisk morning walk sets one up perfectly for a substantial breakfast like this. Your kitchen is to be commended.”

  “Sod yourself, Burke,” said Wallingford. He made his way to the sideboard, an impressive figure in his morning tweeds, tall and broad shouldered, his hair unfashionably long and his chin unfashionably clean-shaven. Only the most familiar observer would detect the signs of last night’s revelry on his face: the trace of puffiness in his eyelids, the slackening about the corners of his mouth.

  “You raise an interesting point,” said Finn, “and, in a roundabout way, sodding oneself may have some bearing on the proposal I bring to you this morning.”

  Wallingford heaped an odd dozen or so kippers onto his plate and dropped the serving fork back into its dish with a significant crash. “I’m panting to hear it.”

  “I’m damned if I don’t detect a note of sarcasm in your words, Your Grace. And yet you were more than curious last night. Curious enough, I’m compelled to point out, to arrange this morning meeting, at vast inconvenience to yourself and”—a glance at Lord Roland’s bowed head—“your suffering brother.”

  “Last night I was blazing drunk.” Wallingford dropped himself into a chair at the head of the table. “This morning I’m in my proper senses.”

  “Shall I cut to the point, then?”

  “Do.” The single syllable echoed through the room.

  Finn reached for his newspaper. “Gentlemen, have either of you two been to Italy?”

  “Italy!” Wallingford barked out a laugh. “My good man, I daresay I bedded half the women in Venice whilst you were fiddling around with those damned gadgets in that laboratory of yours, making your sordid millions. What of it?”

  Lord Roland raised his head into a shaft of morning sunlight. “Rot. You had that lovely little mistress, the Marquesa Whatsit. Charming gel, jealous as the devil. I should think less than half a dozen genuine notches in the old bedpost, and those only when the little bird was shut up in her confinement.”

  “Not mine,” the duke said swiftly.

  Lord Roland squinted one eye and touched his fingers, one by one, against his thumb. The sunlight formed an incongruous halo about his golden brown head. “No. No, you’re right. Couldn’t have been yours. All the same,” he went on, looking at Finn, “he isn’t half such a devil as he makes out.”

  “I should hope not,” said Finn. “God save us from an Italy populated by miniature Wallingfords. In any case, the Italy I have in mind for us lies at a far remove, a far remove indeed, from the sort of Italy with which I suspect you’re familiar.” He unfolded the pages of the newspaper, one by one, until he came to the item of interest. “Here,” he said, thrusting it toward Wallingford. “See what you make of that.”

  Wallingford raised one heavy black eyebrow. “My good man. One of my most inflexible rules is the avoidance of all reading before luncheon.”

/>   “Again, rot,” Lord Roland said, his spirits visibly reviving. He began cutting into his sausage. “Let’s have it, then, Burke. You’ve quite awakened my interest.”

  Finn sighed deeply and cleared his throat. “An advertisement. English lords and ladies, and gentlemen of discerning taste—I expect that’s why you missed it, Wallingford—may take note of a singular opportunity to lease a most magnificent Castle and Surrounding Estate in the idyllic hills of Tuscany, the Land of Unending Sunshine.”

  “Dear me,” said the duke, “does the earth’s rotation fail to affect the fair fields of Tuscany? I am amazed.”

  Lord Roland pointed his knife at the newspaper. “Not much chance of a proper sleep, without you have at least a few hours of darkness.”

  “The Land of Unending Sunshine,” Finn continued, in a loud voice. “The Owner, a man of impeccable lineage, whose ancestors have kept the Castle safe against intrusion since the days of the Medici princes . . .”

  “Look here,” Lord Roland said, with a thoughtful frown, “I thought all your Tuscan fortifications were in the nature of city-states, eh what? A single castle by itself . . .”

  “It’s not meant to be a damned geography course,” Finn said in exasperation. “It’s an advertisement. Oh, blast. Now you’ve lost me. Impeccable lineage . . . Medici princes . . . Here we are. The Owner, et cetera, et cetera, is called away by urgent business, and offers a year’s lease of this unmatched Property at rates extremely favorable for the discerning traveler. Again, Wallingford, I shall undertake negotiations myself, so he won’t smoke you out, ha-ha. Applicants should inquire through the Owner’s London agent . . . I say, Wallingford, are you quite all right?”

  Wallingford, sputtering into his coffee, had been overtaken by a fit of violent coughing.

  “I daresay he’s a trifle flummoxed.” Lord Roland shrugged.

  “By what?”

  “Presumably by the suggestion that you’re taking out a year’s lease on an Italian castle, on his behalf.”

 

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