'You all right, Dad?' Billie noticed her father sitting alone at the table and decided to join him. She had been standing with a couple of girls and a crowd of lads near the stage, but as soon as she'd seen her mother and her friends leap up there, she'd decided to make a quick exit. Scott, whom she'd been talking to, was a nice lad and she didn't want to have to explain that the fat drunken woman on stage was her mother.
'I'm all right, Bill. You having a good time, girl? Who are them lads you were standing with?'
'I know one of them from school, Dad, but the one with the short blond hair that I've been chatting to is Scott. He's a really nice boy. He's seventeen and has a really good job up town. He's asked me to go to the pictures next week, do you mind if I go, Dad?'
'I want to have a look at him first, Princess. Bring him over, so I can vet him and if I like the look of him, you can go. Deal?'
'Yes, deal. I know you'll like him, Dad, he's really nice.'
After absolutely murdering Diana Ross's 'Baby Love', Chelle and her pals went on to crucify 'Young Hearts Run Free', followed by 'Leader of the Pack'. Karaoke Kevin, who was a student by day and did his night-time job to pay for his education, had now had a gutful of the four women standing on the stage who refused to leave.
'Now come on, girls, you must get off the stage. Other people are waiting to have a turn.'
'Shut up, you mug, and give us the mike back,' Kevin heard one of the girls say. He really didn't need this shit. All of the lads he roomed with from uni had jobs working in Tesco or Sainsbury's to earn a bit of pocket money. Kevin decided there and then that he was selling the karaoke equipment his parents had bought for him and would join his friends on the checkouts as quickly as possible.
Chelle stood on the stage, glaring at Kevin. 'Look, I promise,' she slurred. 'Let me sing one more and that's it.'
Kevin didn't really have any choice in the matter. 'OK, just one more song.'
Michelle looked at her friends. 'Now sod off, girls, and let me sing this one on my own. I want to dedicate it to my wonderful fucking husband.'
Hazel, Suzie and Julie could feel trouble brewing and left the stage without argument. None of them wanted to get on the wrong side of Terry.
'Right, ladies and gentlemen,' Kevin announced, 'I have a lady here who wants to dedicate a song to her husband.'
Michelle stood at the front of the stage with the mike in her hand. She was drunk now, really drunk, and was swaying from side to side. She didn't care, she felt really important, the hall was silent and she had everybody's attention. 'This song is going out especially for my other half. Everyone knows who he is, 'cause he is the ultimate Charlie Bigbananas.'
At this point the hall was so quiet, you could have heard a pin drop. 'Well, I want all you people to know, he thinks I'm stupid and I'm anything but. I know he's having an affair and all I can say is lucky her, whoever she is. Tel, this song's for you, babe.' Chelle then proceeded to sing Chas and Dave's 'Ain't No Pleasing You'.
Terry and Billie sat at the table feeling absolutely mortified.
'Dad, I'm so embarrassed, what are we gonna do? What will Scott and my friends think of me?'
Terry looked at his daughter's flushed cheeks and could have cried for her. 'Don't worry, Bill, it's your mother that's showed herself up, not you. Your friends won't think any less of you, darling, and I'll tell you what me and you will do. The day you turn sixteen, we're leaving your mother for good. We'll get a nice place of our own, just the two of us.'
'Really? Oh, Dad, I'd love that. Do you really mean it?'
'I'm not joking, Princess. I'm deadly serious. Between me and you, it's something I've had planned for ages. I've never said anything to you before, the time just wasn't right.'
'Oh Dad, I can't wait. It'll be great me and you sharing a house together.' Billie forgot about her embarrassment briefly. She couldn't think of anything better than getting away from her mother. Over the years, Billie had tried so hard to build a relationship with her, she really had, but all her efforts had amounted to nothing. Her mother had no time for her and that was that. Billie had just had to learn to live with it.
'Oh darling, I'm a-a leaving, that's what I'm gonna do-oo-oo-oo.'
Kevin snatched the mike back quickly. 'A round of applause for Michelle, everybody.' Nobody clapped. Trotting down the stairs that adjoined the stage, Michelle promptly stacked it and fell flat on her face.
'Dad, quick, do something, she's fell over.' Billie could feel her little heart beating nineteen to the dozen. In fact she wished the ground would just open up and swallow her.
'Move out the way,' Terry snarled, as he barged his way across the dance floor and into the crowd that surrounded his wife. Michelle was lying on the floor, like a rhino. The crotch of her trousers had split as she fell, and because she rarely wore knickers, her Jack and Danny was hanging out for all to see. Davey Boy and Terry each took one arm and dragged her towards a table near the door.
'Are you OK, son?' Benny Bones asked Terry sympathetically.
'What do you think?' Terry replied, shooting him a look.
'I'm not drunk you know,' Chelle slurred. 'It's these new shoes. I slipped.'
Propping her on the nearest chair, Terry fished around in her handbag for his car keys. Ordering Dave to stand guard over her, he gestured for Billie to follow him outside.
'I'm never going out with her again, Dad,' Billie said, sobbing.
Terry looked at his daughter and felt so sorry for her. She was a wonderful kid and really didn't deserve to have that thing as a mother. Still, it was his fault really. He'd married the fucking monster and provided her with his sperm in the first place.
'Did you really mean it, Dad, when you said that we could move away soon?'
Terry unlocked the Range Rover, sat Billie in the front seat and clicked her seat belt shut. Smiling, he spoke clearly. 'Listen, Bill, you're not a kid any more and I've had this planned a while. I know I can trust you and there's some other stuff I need to tell you as well. Some of it you might not like. Let's just concentrate on getting your mother home tonight and then tomorrow I'll take you out for lunch. We'll go somewhere quiet and I promise I'll tell you everything.'
'OK, Dad, but you must tell me the truth. I'm not a child any more.'
'You'll get the truth, Princess, I swear.'
Terry had never felt more humiliated in his whole life as when he and Dave carried Chelle out from the reception. He was used to her getting pissed and stacking it. That was her usual party piece, but to get up on the stage and make a show of him over the mike. She'd gone too far this time and he would make sure that she damn well paid for it.
To behave like that in front of Billie was unforgivable. Michelle's days were well and truly numbered.
Nobody made Terry Keane look a cunt and got away with it. Nobody!
FOUR
Waking up the following morning, fully clothed on the sofa, Chelle had very little recollection of the previous night's events. She could remember singing with her mates on the stage, but everything after that was a total blank. Hearing noises in the kitchen, Chelle wandered out there.
'All right, Bill? Did you enjoy yourself last night? What time did we get home?'
'Are you having a laugh, Mother?' Billie asked sarcastically. 'I was enjoying myself until you decided to make a complete show of me and Dad and then we had to leave early.'
'What do you mean? I can't remember doing anything wrong. What did I do?'
Michelle didn't really want to know the answer to her question, but knew she had to find out. She hated not remembering and would much rather hear about it from Billie than from Terry.
Billie stood with her hands on her hips and looked at her mother in disgust.
'I'll tell you what you did, shall I, Mum? You stood at the front of the stage with the mike in your hand, slagging off Dad, accusing him of having an affair. Then you fell flat on your face and had to be carried out of the reception and I'll tell you something else, Mum, if
you can't remember any of that, you have got a severe problem and you need to go and have treatment.'
Chelle felt the tears forming in her eyes, because she knew it was the truth. Her drinking was well and truly out of hand, but for one reason or another she would never admit it. She would rather be dead than be unable to drink. Opening the fridge, Chelle poured herself a glass of wine. The thought of facing Terry petrified her, as she knew by her daughter's reaction that she must have seriously overstepped the mark this time.
'Surely you're not drinking again?' Billie said, looking at her mother in disgust.
Ignoring the question, Chelle knocked the drink back in one.
'Where is your dad, Bill?'
'He's still in bed and I'd steer well clear of him if I were you. Oh, and by the way, I forgot to tell you something. Did you know that your trousers split as you fell and everyone at the reception saw your fanny hanging out?'
Chelle was mortified and could stand no more. She had to get out of the house before Terry got up. 'I'm popping out for a while, Bill,' she said, grabbing her car keys. She needed to see Hazel and get an exact account of the previous night's events. She hadn't even had a wash and was still wearing the outfit she'd had on at the wedding but she didn't care, she was just desperate to get out of the house. Noticing the crutch of her trousers was split, Chelle covered herself with her handbag.
'Tell your dad I'll be back this afternoon, Bill.'
'I shouldn't think he'll care.' Billie gave her mother a nonchalant look. 'Anyway, me and Dad won't be here when you get back. He's taking me out for the day.'
Grabbing her handbag, Chelle bolted out of the front door.
Billie ordered a cheeseburger, filled up her salad bowl and sat facing her father. The Harvester was the venue and Billie wanted some answers. 'Come on then, Dad, what is it that you want to tell me?'
Terry felt a surge of love rush through his veins as he sat facing Billie. He decided there and then that he was going to be totally truthful with her.
'You know my secretary, Jade?'
'Of course I know her, Dad.'
Billie had met Jade quite a few times over the years and although she'd never spent any time alone with her, she'd always quite liked her. 'Well, Bill, over the last couple of years Jade and I have become more than just workmates, we've sort of become very close. You know life hasn't been easy for me living with your mother. Well, me and Jade have sort of got it together, if you know what I mean?'
Billie could feel bile rising in her throat and knew she wouldn't be able even to nibble the burger that had just been placed in front of her. 'Cut the crap, Dad. You mean you're having an affair with her. That is what you're trying to tell me, isn't it?'
Terry clocked the look of shock in his daughter's eyes and immediately regretted his decision to tell her. Even though Billie acted way beyond her years, she was still only fifteen and he should have known better. He should have waited till he had left Chelle and then broken it to her gently. Deciding it was too late to pull the wool over her eyes, he carried on. 'It's not just an affair, Bill. I love her and she loves me.'
Billie looked at her dad as though she was staring into the eyes of a local pervert. 'Isn't she a bit young for you? She's not much older than me, is she, Dad? Please, tell me, she's not going to be moving in with us when we move house?'
Terry cursed himself for opening his big mouth. 'Of course she won't be moving in with us. It'll just be me and you, I promise, babe.'
Not realising her father had just lied through his teeth, Billie breathed a sigh of relief. She had enough grief with the mother she'd inherited without being lumbered with a new one.
The conversation for the next half an hour was stilted and neither of them ate their food. Billie excused herself from the table and went to the toilet. Desperate to get out of the restaurant she rang Tiffany and asked if she could stay the night.
Terry smiled at his daughter as she sat back down at the table.
'What do you fancy doing now then, Princess? We can go to the pictures, bowling, it's your call.'
'Actually, Dad, I want you to drop me off at Tiff 's house. I'm staying there tonight, we arranged it yesterday. I'm sorry, I must have forgotten to tell you.'
Terry knew his daughter was lying and that the sleepover had been arranged in the last five minutes, but he guessed that deep down she needed someone to talk to and tonight that someone wouldn't be him. He could understand her not jumping for joy when he'd dropped his bombshell, but what he couldn't handle was her looking at him like he was some kind of nonce case.
'Can you take me home to collect my stuff for school tomorrow and then drop me round Tiff 's after?'
'No problem, babe,' Terry said, switching his phone back on. He'd turned it off earlier so he could talk to Billie without any distractions. Terry dialled his answerphone and was shocked to hear his mother's frantic voice on the other end.
'Terry son, why haven't you got your bloody phone switched on? Your father has collapsed, and I've just called an ambulance. I'm so frightened, son, I don't think he's breathing. I should imagine he'll be taken to Oldchurch, or King George's. Hurry up, boy, I'm in pieces and I don't know what to do.'
'Right, Bill, I'll drop you home, then you'll have to sort yourself out. Get your mother to drop you off or get a cab or something. Nanny's just rung, Grandad's ill and I've got to shoot straight up the hospital and find out what's going on.'
'OK, Dad, that's fine. Will Grandad be all right?' Billie asked the question out of politeness rather than love. She'd never had a close relationship with her father's parents.
Her nan she thought was a hard-faced old cow and her grandad a miserable old bastard. She'd always dreaded the odd occasion that she'd been dragged round to their house. Billie had fantastic early memories of her other grandparents on her mum's side. Nanny Sheila and Grandad Brian had been the total opposite of her dad's family and had showered her with cuddles, presents, kisses and laughter. It was just after her eighth birthday that Nanny Sheila had first been taken into hospital and then moved into a hospice. Billie had vivid memories of visiting her nan there. She'd burst into tears because Nan had lost so much weight.
Shortly after, her dad sat her down and told her that Nanny had gone to live in the sky with the angels. Two years later, unable to deal with his wife's death, Grandad Brian had gone off his rocker and had been carted off to the local nuthouse. He still lived there now, in a sad, lonely world of his own. Her mum had taken Billie to visit him a few times over the years, but he didn't know what day it was, let alone who they were. Her mum had stopped visiting him about three years ago, saying she found the experience too upsetting.
Thinking back to her early years, Billie remembered that it was around the time her nan had died that her mum began to change. Her mum had never been a big drinker until then, but, overcome with grief, she'd seemed to hit the bottle and change overnight. From that day on, the arguments had started and her parents' relationship had gone from bad to worse.
'What's up, girl? You're deep in thought.'
'Nothing, Dad, I'm fine.' Billie smiled at her father, as her thoughts returned to the present day. She wasn't happy about what he had told her, but loved him far too much to be downright nasty to him.
After dropping Billie home, Terry put his foot down and raced towards Oldchurch Hospital. He drove around in circles for ten minutes looking for a parking space. Cursing at the lack of facilities, he parked the Range Rover up by the ambulance bay. Let the bastards clamp him, he couldn't give a shit, he had a showroom full of fucking cars.
After bowling into A & E and having a chat with the receptionist, Terry was informed that his mother was there and had been taken to a relative's room a couple of corridors away. Terry heard Pearl screaming long before he reached her.
'Mum, it's all right, I'm here now, babe. Are you OK?'
Pearl sat on the brown leather chair rocking backwards and forwards. 'Oh Terry, son. Jesus, Mary and holy Saint Joseph, we've
lost him, boy.'
Terry looked at the doctor standing beside him. 'I'm so sorry, Mr Keane, we did everything we could. It was a massive heart attack but I can assure you he never suffered, he wouldn't have known anything about it. Can I get you, or your mum, a cup of tea or coffee?'
'No, but thanks anyway. I'll take Mum home and pop back tomorrow to sort things out and collect his stuff.' Terry cuddled his mum. 'Come on, darling, let's get you home. You can come and stay with me and Chelle. Everything will be OK, I'll look after you, I promise.'
Pearl was overcome by grief and Terry had to half carry her out of the hospital. Paddy had been her main purpose in life, her reason for living. Personally, he'd never forgiven the bastard for the beatings and the horror of his childhood.
Michelle was plonked on the sofa with her second bottle of wine watching the film Pretty Woman. She couldn't concentrate on it though, as she was too scared of what Terry was going to say to her when he got home. Hearing the front door slam shut, Chelle took a deep breath and prepared herself for the worst.
'Hello, Pearl, what are you doing here?' Chelle couldn't stand Pearl and the feeling was mutual, but for the first time in her life she was glad to see the miserable old bat.
Helping his mother onto the sofa, Terry nodded at Chelle to follow him into the kitchen. Now that his old man had snuffed it, he decided not to mention the wedding farce. That could keep. 'My dad's just died, Chelle. Mum can't go home on her own, so I want her to stay with us for a while until she feels up to facing the world again.' Terry knew the fat bitch hated his mother. He also knew that Chelle would be so desperate to get back into his good books that she would be likely to agree to anything.
'Of course she can stay, Tel, she's more than welcome. We'll take good care of her and I'm so sorry to hear about your dad.'
Lying cow, Terry thought to himself. He knew she'd hated both of his parents. Biting his tongue, he turned to face Michelle. He could see the relief in her eyes that the old boy had chosen today of all days to snuff it. 'Go upstairs, Chelle, sort her out some nightclothes and make a bed up in one of the spare rooms.'
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