"Those debts are worthless. They will never be repaid."
"Worthless!? Never!?"
"Perhaps I exaggerate. Let me put it thus: The nobleman who built these new fortifications around the harbor knows he may never see his money again. But he does not care, for it was just some gold plate in his cellar. Now the plates are gone, but he has currency of a different sort at Versailles; and that is what he desires."
"I am tempted to share in your cynicism, for I don't wish to seem a fool," Eliza said slowly, "but if the debt is secured by a sealed document from the contrôleur-général, it seems to me that it must possess some value."
"I don't wish to speak of fortifications," he said. "These were built by Monsieur le comte d'——" and he mentioned someone Eliza had never heard of. "You may make inquiries with him if you are curious. But you and I must not let our attention stray from the matter at hand: timber for his majesty's shipyards."
"Very well," Eliza said, "I see some down there. Where did it come from?"
"The Baltic," he returned, "and it was brought in a Dutch ship, in the spring of this year, before war was declared."
"No shipyard could exist in Dunkerque, unless it got its supplies from the sea," Eliza pointed out, "and so may I assume that this was a habitual arrangement, before the war?"
"It has not been habitual for rather a long while. When I came back from my travels in the East, around 1670, my father put me to work in the Company of the North down at La Rochelle. This was a brainchild of Colbert. He had tried to build his navy out of French timber and ran afoul of the same troubles as you. And so the purpose of this Compagnie du Nord was to trade in the Baltic for timber. Of necessity, this would be shipped mostly in Dutch bottoms."
"Why did he put it all the way down in La Rochelle? Why not closer to the North—Dunkerque or Le Havre?"
"Because La Rochelle was where the Huguenots were," the Marquis answered, "and it was they who made the whole enterprise run."
"What did you do, then, if I may inquire?"
"Traveled to the north. Watched. Learned. Gave information to my father. His position in the Navy is largely ornamental. But the information that he gets about what the Navy is doing has enabled him to make investments that otherwise would have been beyond his intellectual capacity."
Eliza must have looked taken aback.
"I am a bastard," said the Marquis.
"I knew he was wealthy, but assumed 'twas all inherited," Eliza said.
"What he inherited has been converted inexorably to soft money, in just the manner we spoke of a few minutes ago," d'Ozoir said. "Which amounts to saying that he has slowly over time lost his independent means and become a pensioner of the French Government—which is how le Roi likes it. In order for him to preserve any independent means, he has had to make investments. The reason you are not aware of this is that his investments are in the Mediterranean—the Levant, and Northern Africa—whereas your attentions are fixed North and West." And here he reached out and took Eliza firmly by the hand and looked her in the eye. "Which is where I would like them to stay—and so let us attend to the matter of Baltic timber, I beg you."
"Very well," Eliza said, "You say that in the early seventies, you had Huguenots doing it in Dutch ships. Then there was a long war against the Dutch, no?"
"Correct. So we substituted English or Swedish ships."
"I am guessing that this worked satisfactorily until four years ago when le Roi expelled most of the Huguenots and enslaved the rest?"
"Indeed. Since then, I have been desperately busy, trying to do all of the things that an office full of Huguenots used to do. I have managed to keep a thin stream of timber coming in from the Baltic—enough to mend the old ships and build the occasional new one."
"But now we are at war with the two greatest naval powers in the world," Eliza said. "The demand for ship timber will go up immensely. And as the de la Vegas and I have just finished proving, we cannot get it from France. So you want my help in reëstablishing the Compagnie du Nord here, at Dunkerque."
"I should be honored."
"I will do it," she announced, "but first you must answer me one question."
"Only ask it, mademoiselle."
"How long have you been thinking about this? And did you discuss it with your half-brother?"
Jean-Jacques, with an uncanny sense of timing for a six-monthold, began to cry from the next room. D'Ozoir considered it. "My half-brother Étienne wants you for a different reason."
"I know—because I breed true."
"No, mademoiselle. You are a fool if you believe that. There are many pretty young noblewomen who can make healthy babies, and most of them are less trouble than you."
"What other possible reason could he want me?"
"Other than your beauty? The answer is Colbert."
"Colbert is dead."
"But his son lives on: Monsieur le marquis de Seignelay. Secretary of State for the Navy, like his father before him, and my father's boss. Do you have the faintest idea what it is like, for one such as my father—a hereditary Duke of an ancient line, and cousin of the King—to see a commoner's son treated as if he were a peer of the realm? To be subordinated to a man whose father was a merchant?"
"It must be difficult," Eliza said, without much sympathy.
"Not as difficult for the Duc d'Arcachon as some of the others—for my father is not as arrogant as some. My father is subservient, flexible, adaptable—"
"And in this case," Eliza said, completing the thought—for the Marquis was in danger of losing his nerve—"the way he means to adapt is by marrying Étienne off to the female who most reminds him of Colbert."
"Common origins, good with money, respected by the King," said the Marquis. "And if she is beautiful and breeds true, why, so much the better. You may imagine that you are some sort of outsider to the Court of Versailles, mademoiselle, that you do not belong there at all. But the truth of the matter is thus: Versailles has only existed for seven years. It does not have any ancient traditions. It was made by Colbert, the commoner. It is full of nobles, true; but you fool yourself if you believe that they feel comfortable there—feel as if they belong. No, it is you, mademoiselle, who are the perfect courtier of Versailles, you whom the others shall envy, once you go there and establish yourself. My father feels himself slipping down, sees his family losing its wealth, its influence. He throws a rope up, hoping that someone on higher and firmer ground will snatch it out of the air and pull him to safety—and that someone is you, mademoiselle."
"It is a heavy charge to lay on a woman who has no money, and who is busy trying to raise an infant," Eliza said. "I hope that your father is not really as desperate as you make him sound."
"He is not desperate yet. But when he lies awake at night, he schemes against the possibility that he, or his descendants, may become desperate in the future."
"If what you say is creditable, I have much to do," said Eliza, turning from the window, and smoothing her skirt down with her hands.
"What shall you do first, mademoiselle?"
"I believe I shall write a letter to England, monsieur."
"England! But we are at war with England," the Marquis pointed out, mock-offended.
"What I have in mind is a Natural-Philosophic sort of discourse," Eliza said, "and Philosophy recognizes no boundaries."
"Ah, you will write to one of your friends in the Royal Society?"
"I had in mind a Dr. Waterhouse," Eliza said. "He was cut for the stone recently."
The Marquis got the same aghast, cringing, yet fascinated look that all men did whenever the topic of lithotomy arose in conversation.
"Last I heard, he had lived through it, and was recovering," Eliza continued. "Perhaps he has time on his hands to answer idle inquiries from a French countess."
"Perhaps he does," said the Marquis, "but I cannot understand why the first thing that enters your mind is to write a letter to a sick old Natural Philosopher in London."
"It's
only the first thing, not the only thing, that I'll do," said Eliza. "It's a thing easily done from Dunkerque. I would begin a conversation with him, or with someone, concerning money: soft and hard."
"Why not discuss it with a Spaniard? They know how to make money that people respect all around the world."
"It is precisely because the English coinage is so pathetic that I wish to take up the matter with an Englishman," Eliza returned. "No one here can believe that Englishmen accept those blackened lumps as specie. And yet the trade of England is great, and the country is as prosperous as any. So to me England seems like an enormous Lyon: poor in specie, but rich in credit, and thriving through a system of paper transfers."
"Which will boot them nothing in a war," said the Marquis. "For in war, a king must send his armies abroad, to places where soft money is not accepted. Therefore he must send hard money with them that they may buy fodder and other necessaries. How then can England war against France?"
"The same question might be asked of France! By your leave, monsieur, her money is not as sound as you might like to think,"
"Do you suppose that this Dr. Waterhouse will have answers to such questions?"
"No, but I hope that he will engage in a discourse with me whence answers might emerge."
"I believe that the answer lies in Trade," said the Marquis. "Colbert himself said, ‘Trade is the source of finance, and finance is the vital sinews of war.' What our countries cannot pay for with bullion, they will have to get in trade."
"C'est juste, monsieur, but do not forget that there is trade not only in tangible stuff like Monsieur Wachsmann's wax, but also in money itself: the stock in trade of Lothar von Hacklheber. Which is a murky and abstruse business, and a fit topic of study for Fellows of the Royal Society."
"I thought they only studied butterflies."
"Some of them, monsieur, study banks and money as well; and I fear they have got a head start on our French lepidopterists."
15 DECEMBER 1689
A DUTCHMAN PAINTING THIS SCAPE would have had little recourse to pigments; a spate of gull-shit on a bench could have served as his palette. The sky was white, and so was the ground. The branches of the trees were black, except where snow had begun sticking to them. The château was half-timbered, therefore plaster-white in most places, webbed with ancient timbers that had turned the color of charcoal as they absorbed snow-damp. The roof was red tile; but this was mostly covered in snow. From place to place the presence of a stove underneath was betrayed by a seeping lake of red. It was not especially grand as châteaux went nowadays: a rectangular court open on the side facing the Channel, with stables to one side, servants' quarters to the other, and the big house holding them together, squarely facing the sea. Before it the ground dropped away sharply, and so the shoreline was not visible: just a distant strip of gray saltwater, which faded into the white atmosphere far short of the Dover shore.
A four-horse carriage and a two-horse baggage-wain were drawn up in the court. Booted footmen and drivers, wrapped in damp wool, were stomping from horse to horse, removing empty feed-bags and cinching harnesses. A large woman, her face lodged at the end of a tunnel of bonnet, emerged from the servants' quarters, tugging a heavy blanket over her shoulders. She got a foot on the step below the carriage door and launched herself into it, making the vehicle list and oscillate on its suspension. A pair of men emerged from the stable, whacking smoky wads from the bowls of their clay pipes. They pulled on heavy gloves and mounted horses; as they swung legs over saddles, their heavy riding-coats parted for a moment, showing that each of these men was rigged like a battleship with an assortment of small cannons, daggers, and cutlasses.
The front door of the main house swung open and color burst forth: a dress in green silk, complicated by ribbons and flounces in many other colors, a pink face, blue eyes, yellow hair held up with diverse jewelled pins and more ribbons. She turned about to bid a last farewell to someone inside, which made the skirt flare out, then turned again and walked into the courtyard. Her attention was fixed on the one person here who had not yet mounted a horse or climbed aboard a vehicle: a man as brief and stout as a mortar, in a long coat and boots that had turned black from damp. His hat—a vast tricornered production rimmed in gold braid and fledged with ostrich-plumes—had toppled from his head and listed on the snow like a beached flagship. The prints made in the snow by his boots, and the furrows carved by the skirts of his coat and the scabbard of his small-sword, proved that he had been eddying about the court for quite a while. His gaze was fixed on a small bundle that was in midair just in front of him.
The woman in the green dress bent down to pick up the forgotten hat, and gave it a shake, releasing a flurry of snow from the ostrich-plume.
The bundle reached an apogee, hung there for a moment a few feet above the man's bare head, and began to accelerate toward the ground. He let it drop freely for a moment, then got his gloved hands underneath it and began gently to slow its descent. The bundle came to a stop only a hand's breadth above the ground, the man bent over like a grave-digger. A scream emerged from the bundle, which made the woman's spine snap straight; but the scream turned out to be nothing more than the prelude to a long, drawn-out cackle of laughter. The woman relaxed and exhaled, then jerked to attention again as the man emitted a long whoop and heaved the bundle high into the air again.
In time she managed to get the man's attention without leading him to drop the baby. Hat was exchanged for infant. She climbed into the coach, handing the baby in before her to a smaller woman who was sitting across from the big one. He—despite being dressed as a gentleman—clambered onto a perch at the back of the coach, normally used by a pair of footmen, but of a comfortable width for one man of his physique. The train of horses and vehicles pulled out onto the frozen road that meandered along the cliff-tops, and turned so that England and the Channel were to the right, France to the left.
A few hundred yards along, they slowed for a few moments so that the woman in the green dress could gaze out the window at some new earthworks that had been thrown up there: a revetment for a pair of mortars. Then they moved on, a thicket of legs and a storm of reins, black against the fresh snow, which muffled the sounds of their passage and swallowed them up, leaving nothing for a painter to depict except a blank canvas, and nothing for a writer to describe except an empty page.
"ONE OF THE OTHER THINGS they have at Versailles is physicians." The voice emerged from a grate in the back of the coach.
"Oh, but we have those in abundance aboard our ships, my lady."
"You have barbers. You have consulted them for months, and still cannot sit down! I am speaking of physicians."
"It is true that barbers make a specialty of the other end of the anatomy from that which concerns me," said the man on the perch. "Nature, though, offers her own remedies. I have packed my breeches with snow. At first it was shocking, intolerable." He had to wait now, for some moments.
"You laugh," he went on, "but, my lady, you do not appreciate the relief that this affords me, in more ways than one. For not only does it relieve the pain and swelling aft, but also, a similar but not so unpleasant symptom fore, which any man would complain of who went on a journey of any length in your company…"
Two of the women laughed again, but the third was having none of it, and answered him firmly: "The journey is not so long, for those of us who can sit down. The destination is a place where wit is prized, so long as it is discreet and refined, and does not offend the likes of Madame de Maintenon. But these sailorly jests of yours shall be immense faux pas, and shall defeat the whole purpose of your coming there."
"What is the purpose, my lady? You summoned me, and I reported for duty. I supposed my rôle was to keep my godson amused. But I can see that you disapprove of my methods. In a few years, when Jean-Jacques learns to talk, he will, I'm certain, take my side in the matter, and demand to be flung about; in the meantime, I am dragged along in your wake, purposeless." He gazed curiously out to
sea; but the train had turned inland, and the object of his desire was rapidly receding into the white distance. He was hopelessly a-ground.
"You are forever fussing over your ships, Lieutenant Bart, wishing that you had more, or that the ones you have were bigger, or in better repair…"
"All the more reason, my lady, for me to jump off of this unnatural conveyance and return to Dunkerque post-haste!"
"And do what? Build a ship with your own hands, out of snow? What is needed is not Jean Bart in Dunkerque. What is needed is Jean Bart at Versailles."
"What purpose can I serve there, my lady? Pilot a row-boat on the King's reflecting-pool?"
"You want resources. You compete for them against many others. Your most formidable competitor is the Army. Do you know why the Army gets all the resources, Lieutenant Bart?"
"Do they? I am shocked to hear this."
"That is because you never see them; but if you did, you would be outraged at how much money they get, compared to the Navy, and how many of the best people. Let us take Étienne de Lavardac as an example."
"The son of the duc d'Arcachon?"
"Do not affect ignorance, Lieutanant Bart. You know who he is, and that he knocked me up. Can you think of any young nobleman with stronger ties to the Navy? And yet when war broke out, what did he do?"
"I've no idea."
"He organized a cavalry regiment and rode off to war on the Rhine."
"Ungrateful pup! I'll work him over with the flat of my cutlass."
"Yes, and when you are finished you can go to Rome and poke the Pope in the eye with a stick!" suggested the smaller of the Countess's two assistants.
"It is a splendid idea, Nicole—I shall do it for you!" Bart returned.
"Do you know why Étienne made such a choice?" asked the lady, unamused.
"All I know is, someone needs to teach him some more manners."
"That is exactly wrong—someone needs to teach him less. For he is generally agreed to be the politest man in France."
"He must have forgot his manners at least once," said Jean Bart, pressing his face to the grate and peering at little Jean-Jacques, who had his face buried in his mother's left breast.
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