In another moment, the receptionist had returned. She gave a tight little smile. “Yes, OK, the vet will see you. But he’s operating in five minutes, so you’ll have to be quick.”
“Thank you so much,” I gushed disingenuously.
“No problem,” she muttered, sitting down again. “Now. Name?”
“Mrs. Cam—”
“The rabbit’s,” she snapped.
“Ah.”
Rufus, Tanya and I looked at each other wildly. Then we all spoke at once.
“Bunny.”
“Thumper.”
“Cuddles.”
The receptionist raised her eyebrows.
“Um, yes. That’s his…full name,” I murmured. “Bunny Thumper Cuddles.”
“I see.” She filled in the form, her face inscrutable. “And how old is Bunny Thumper Cuddles?”
More wild looks. I willed the children into silence with my eyes. “He’s…twenty-two months,” I breathed, for some reason, thinking of Pat’s daughter.
“Twenty-two months,” she repeated slowly, writing it down. “Very precise,” she observed drily.
I swallowed.
“And sex?”
“Good heavens, no, he’s only a baby!”
“What sex is the rabbit, Mrs. Cameron?”
“Oh! Right. He’s…a—a male. A man rabbit.”
She scribbled some more, then glanced up. “Right. Well, if you’d like to take this form,” she said sweetly, “together with your ‘man rabbit,’ down the corridor to the first door on the right, the vet will see you now.”
“Thank you,” I muttered, almost snatching the form from her, ignoring her heavy sarcasm.
We scurried away down the corridor, glad to be out of the scrutiny of her glacial gaze. As I turned the handle of the door on the right, I instinctively sucked in my tummy and straightened up, summoning up a gracious smile, a pair of twinkling eyes, as we swept in. He was over on the far side of the room by the sink, in a white coat, his back to us; but even before he turned, I felt a pang of dismay.
“Mrs. Cameron?” A vinegar-faced man with a Scottish accent, his hair, intellectually withdrawn from his temples, peered at me over half-moon glasses.
“Oh! I was expecting…Mr. Flaherty. Is he…?”
“Operating, I’m afraid. I’m Mr. McAlpine, the senior partner. Will I do?” he enquired scathingly, a quizzical gleam in his eye.
I flushed. “Yes, of course.”
“Now.” He crossed the room. “Samantha tells me we have a very sick rabbit here. So sick I must delay operating on a Border collie with a malignant tumour. Is that right?”
My heart gave a palsied lurch. “Well, I—”
He took the form briskly from my hands. “Bunny Thumper Cuddles aged twenty-two months.” He glanced up. “What seems to be the trouble?”
I attempted to back towards the door with the box, pulling Rufus with me by his sleeve.
“Oh, I—I think…” I smiled foolishly, “well, he had a slight limp. But actually, I didn’t notice it in the waiting room just now. And you’re so busy, we’ll come back another—”
“Nonsense, you’re here now and I’ve broken off my premed to look at him. Come on, let’s be having him.”
He took the box from my hand and put it on the table in the middle of the room. “Now, laddie,” he turned to Rufus, “would you like to get your bunny out for me?”
Rufus turned terrified eyes to me. He shook his head mutely. I glanced at Tanya, but she shook hers fiercely too and took a step backwards.
I licked my lips. “Um, the thing is, he hasn’t been handled that much, so maybe,” I attempted a fluffy laugh. “Well, I’m fairly hopeless with animals and you’re the professional…” My dizzy moment fell on stony ground as he regarded me scathingly.
“I see. Who mucks him out, then?”
“Who mucks him…oh! Well, yes, of course I do. But—not very often.”
He raised his eyebrows enquiringly.
“I—I mean—because he’s frightfully clean. Hardly any ponky-poos at all!”
“Really. Constipated as well as limping. Well, let’s have a look.”
He flicked back the clasp, opened the lid and peered in, at which point, the rabbit spun round and, like a Kung Fu boxer, delivered a powerful kick with both hind legs straight to the vet’s face. He caught Mr. McAlpine squarely in the right eye, and sent his glasses flying to the ground. Then he leaped high into the air and sank his teeth into his finger.
“Jesus Christ!” the vet yelped with pain, shaking his hand vigorously, as the rabbit clung on, then, seeing his chance, leaped away. He jumped down to the floor and fled to a corner of the room, ears flattened back with terror.
Blood pouring from his finger, the vet looked at me aghast. “That’s not a tame rabbit, Mrs. Cameron,” he roared. “That’s a wild hare!”
“Oh!” I gasped. “Is it?”
“I thought it was big,” volunteered Tanya, in awe.
“What the hell are you doing bringing it in here? It could be diseased, could have anything!” he shrieked, his face contorted with rage.
“I—I’m sorry,” I stammered. “I thought—I mean—we all thought, it was limping a bit, and we felt sorry for it so—”
“Limping?” he bellowed, as the hare, desperate to escape, jumped up on the counter, across the sink, and on top of a cupboard, for all the world like a Russian gymnast, knocking over bottles, sending test tubes flying and crashing to the ground, and generally creating mayhem. “That hare is no more limping than I’m Olga Korbut! He’s got springs in his back legs that would grace a suspension bridge!”
The hare was, indeed, extremely well-sprung, and looking horribly agile now as he careered around the room, sending specimen jars full of vile-looking liquid smashing to the ground. We watched in horror.
“Get him out of here!” he yelled.
“Right-oh,” I croaked.
With the children cowering behind me I dithered ineffectually around the room, flapping my arms, waving my handbag, bleating, “Here, Bunny” as I attempted to corner him, but knowing in my heart it was futile. What if I did? I couldn’t touch him, for God’s sake, let alone pick him up.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake!” Mr. McAlpine, exasperated beyond belief, advanced on the hare, who, crouched in a corner in terror, was evacuating copiously out of his rear end. I sincerely hoped I wouldn’t follow suit, for terror was surely gripping me too. The vet lunged and caught the animal by the haunches, but the hare wriggled free, and as the vet made a valiant attempt to hang on, he skidded in a mixture of broken bottles, faeces and urine, and landed, with a resounding “Oomph!” face down on his academic forehead. The children and I gasped in horror, but Mr. McAlpine got to his feet, his poo-splattered face set and determined, and advanced again, whereupon the hare, sensing another attack, leaped up and bit him hard on the nose, drawing a spurt of blood.
“Oh!” shrieked Tanya, her horror betraying a hint of ecstasy.
The vet swore darkly and made another lunge. There was a palpitating moment when he nearly caught the hare by the ears, but the animal dodged nimbly, causing Mr. McAlpine to bang his head squarely on a cupboard door, just as the hare, spotting the open window above the sink, sprang out.
“Oh, no!” the children gasped in alarm.
“Best place for him,” panted the vet, holding his head and staggering to slam the window shut behind him. “Back to the field, where he belongs. Jesus Christ!” He put a hand to his bleeding nose.
“But he won’t know where he is!” said Rufus, running to the window. “Won’t know the territory!”
“So he’ll make new friends,” snapped the vet, “charm a few locals, a very advisable thing to do when you’re new to an area!” He flashed me a look then turned back to glare at my son. “And anyway, sonny, you should
have thought about that before you set about trapping the poor wee animal, shouldn’t you?”
Rufus hung his head with shame and his eyes filled up. My blood briefly boiled.
“There’s no need to take it out on a small child!” I snapped. “If you’re going to yell at anyone, yell at me. I’m the one who suggested bringing him here!”
“Aye, well, you’ll think it through a bit more thoroughly next time, won’t you? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a busy man and I’ve got a surgery to clean up!”
He snatched a tissue from a box and held it to his nose, his gaze sweeping around his decimated surgery. My eyes followed his in dismay.
“Oh God, I’m awfully sorry,” I mumbled, suddenly contrite. “Here, let me…” I crouched down, attempting to pick up bits of broken test tube from the floor, but my handbag swung off my shoulder and got mixed up in all the wee and glass.
“Och, away with you,” he shooed us, exasperated, swinging the surgery door wide. “I’d rather do it myself. Go on, be off!”
Needing no further prompting and mumbling yet more effusive apologies, I grabbed the box and backed out, bowing low like Uriah Heep, ushering the children ahead of me from the room. We passed like spirits down the corridor, through the waiting room, and were halfway to the front door and freedom when a voice behind me brought me up short.
“Would you like to settle up now, Mrs. Cameron?”
I stopped. Spun round.
“Only, we always ask emergency calls to settle up on the spot,” the receptionist informed me, tapping her pencil on her pad, lip gloss and blue eyes gleaming. “Since we’re taken by surprise in the first place, we think it’s only fair, d’you see?”
“Um, yes. I see,” I muttered, shuffling meekly back. She leaned over her desk and peered into the empty box.
“Ah. No Bunny Thumper Cuddles, I see?”
“No,” I cleared my throat. “He, er…”
“He’s staying here for a bit,” Tanya informed her coolly. “With the vet.”
I glanced down at her admiringly. Nice one. And true, after a fashion.
“Really,” said the receptionist drily, handing me a bill for £30. “That’s our standard charge, Mrs. Cameron, but perhaps you’d like to settle your whole account while you’re here?”
My whole account. Damn. I looked into her mocking blue eyes and wished I’d thought to cash my cheque for the paintings; put some money in the bank.
“Er, no, just the thirty pounds, for now,” I mumbled, getting my cheque book out. I scribbled away.
“So…” she murmured silkily, resting her elbows on the desk, lacing her fingers together and resting her chin on them as she watched me write. “Flowers for the headmaster, flirting with the postman, and now wild rabbits for the vet. Whatever will you pull out of the hat next, Mrs. Cameron?” I glanced up in horror. A little smile played on her lips. “Something for the farrier, perhaps?”
She caught the eye of the ruddy-faced man behind me, with the bull terrier. He snorted with laughter.
“Fine by me, luv. Just don’t tell the missus, though, eh?” He winked. “Keep it shtoom!”
I went pale. Rufus glanced up at me anxiously.
“Word gets about in a small place like this, you know,” the receptionist said softly as she took my cheque, whipping it from my hand with her long red fingernails. Her eyes were hard and knowing. “You want to be careful, Mrs. Cameron. Very careful indeed.”
Chapter Twenty-two
A few minutes later found me sitting very still in the driving seat of my car, the children clambering into the back. I gazed blankly out of the windscreen, my eyes wide and staring. She’d been trying to tell me something in there. No, correction: she had been telling me something in there, very forcibly in fact: telling me in no uncertain terms that I was making a fool of myself. My eyes cut back through the plate-glass window and I saw her side on at her desk in reception. I watched as she flicked back her long blond hair and leaned forward in her pink jeans to reach a sheaf of papers…long blond hair and pink jeans…oh God. Piers’s remark came winging back to me. Of course. She was one of the girls he’d seen coming out of Crumpet Cottage, one of Pat’s girls. How many were there, I wondered. And what was I doing swelling the ranks? I went hot. Looked down at my hands in my lap. They were tightly clenched.
“Are you all right, Mummy?” Rufus’s face in the rearview mirror was anxious.
“Yes. Yes, fine.”
I gave a bright smile and turned the ignition. Then I let out the handbrake and we drove away.
We passed out of town and into the lanes. The hedgerows flashed by in a riot of late spring colour: red campions and yellow cowslips nodded and tossed their dazzling heads in the breeze, but I hardly saw them. My mind was racing. I knew what this was all about. This wasn’t about me throwing myself at headmasters, or vets, or any other local hunk you care to mention. This fiasco with the rabbit, this excuse to see Pat, was symptomatic of something much more worrying, something much more visceral. It was about a deeper insecurity, to do with being scared, and lonely, and reaching out and clutching—well, at whatever was there, frankly: at whatever alternative came my way and could fill a gap. A gap in a marriage. This wasn’t about me finding other men attractive. This had nothing to do with Pat Flaherty. This was about me counting the number of times my husband made love to me, about living with someone but not being able to reach them, about a vacuum in a marriage. It was a cry for help. And actually, what Pink Jeans had done was point this out very succinctly. This wasn’t really me behaving in a desperate manner, this was me reacting to a desperate situation. A situation I couldn’t control—had no control over—and was too scared to confront, for fear of what I might find out.
My breathing became shallow as I raced down the lanes, gripping the wheel. I hadn’t wanted to face this, had done my best to sit on my hands and deny it, but now, here it was, served up on a plate in front of me. And I’d denied it many, many times before. Oh, yes.
I remembered once in London, when I’d known Eleanor was in town, Alex coming back late from work, very late. I’d crept out of bed, and from my window, had seen him get out of a taxi, seen the spring in his step, the confident swagger: not the gait of an exhausted man who’d been ploughing through a workload at the office—no, the step of an elated man. And as he’d turned and bounded up the path, I’d seen the look in his eyes and known too that this was a man brimming over, a man who wanted, finally, to unburden himself, to come clean. I’d nipped back to bed, and when he’d come into the room, I’d pretended to be asleep. I’d heard him breathing, could feel him standing over me, could smell the fresh air on his suit as he watched me. Then he’d said my name.
“Imo? Imo, are you asleep?”
I’d kept my eyes tightly shut, digging my nails into my hand, staying still, but remembering too, to breathe. I’d sensed him hovering there a moment longer. Eventually, though, he went to the bathroom. When he got into bed beside me, he let out a sigh that had ripped through me: a sigh full of sadness and regret; full of longing.
By morning, of course, his confessional moment had passed and he was sober and rational: no longer full of the need to communicate, no longer so keen to share the news with me that he was in love with another woman. And the moment passed for me too: I made it pass. I put it from my mind to such an extent that I managed, not to pretend it had never happened, because after all I still had the nail marks in my hand, but to pretend I’d been mistaken. Pretend that, in fact, all he’d wanted to do as he’d stood there in the moonlight calling my name, bursting with information, was tell me his plans for the summer. Our plans. To take a villa in Spain with some old friends, the Frowbishers—“too expensive but let’s do it anyway, darling, let’s take a break”—and later that year, we had. Yes, that had been it. But in my heart, I knew I’d ducked the moment.
When love is withdrawn from a marriage, it
s absence is not felt immediately. After all, the fabric of the union is still there: the house, the mortgage, the child, the sofa that needs cleaning, that fact that you still owe the Hamiltons—but slowly, and I mean drip drip slowly, over time, you realise the jewel has gone, and you miss its sparkle. Everything goes just a little bit darker, like God fiddling with the dimmer switch. But you stumble on in the gloom, taking care not to trip over the evidence, until one day, quite unexpectedly, you’re sent sprawling by a crassly stuck-out leg—almost a cartoon leg—and in my case, with pink jeans on. Me, who’d nimbly sidestepped some much firmer evidence, who was adept at ignoring The Signs.
In London, The Signs had tended to start at the weekend: Alex, sitting in the drawing room in Putney, the Sunday Times in his hands, not reading, just gazing ruefully over the top into space. When I’d inadvertently catch his eye, he’d give me a quick, overbright smile before returning hastily to the Business section. He’d drink quite a lot too, sitting up alone, late into the evening, creeping to bed when I’d gone to sleep.
Then would come the spurious errands: the nipping to the shops for extra milk when we already had plenty, the trips to check the tyres at the garage, always with his mobile, and then—a less pensive, less reflective Alex: an Alex with a spring in his step, an excited light in his eyes, a man with a plan. Finally would come the late night at the office. Never a whole night—he was never that careless—but it would be midnight before he was back, and then, for a day or two afterwards, the excited light would dim to a more contented glow. He’d be very sweet to me, and to Rufus, and very good about the house. Washing up would be done, clothes would be tidied away, flowers would appear, and there’d be trips to the park too, which ordinarily had to be prised out of him: Alex pushing Rufus higher and higher on the swings, a fun daddy, a cool daddy, and then walking home together, Alex insisting we hold hands, the three of us, like a family in a soft-focus photograph. But always the three of us, never the two of us in a quiet restaurant for supper with a baby-sitter for Rufus—no, Rufus had to come too. And this, a man who was impatient with children; who sometimes treated his son like an irritating friend of mine who’d come to stay—why can’t he just go to bed? Why is he crying? Why won’t he eat his food? But on these occasions, Rufus was crucial. He was his shield.
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