"My hard-nose hero buddy. You better be very entertaining, because I am taking time off from something worth more money than you'll ever make in your life. Also, McGiggle, I am going to have somebody bouncing some little Indian piece off some walls for giving out a number."
"I conned her out of it, Preach. Don't be hard on her."
"So what is this emergency situation you have to take me out of a meeting?"
"Remember we talked about Dirty Bob and the Senator."
"They have come up in the news now and then. The Senator crashed."
"With, I think, some help. On the right kind of road, with no traffic in sight, all Dirty Bob would have to do is lean into the Senator, give him a little shoulder."
"That cat's right name was in the paper. Desmin Grizzel."
"I convinced myself he's the one that beat the old man to death. I told you about that."
"What has that got to do with the price of anything?"
"Chalk up also one pot-head girl named Jean Norman, one balloonist-type lady named Joya, and one movie-queen quiz-show-type person named Lysa Dean, along with her Korean servants."
"Busy old bastard, ain't he? They think he totaled the movie lady. If he did, I take it on the unkindly side. I always thought I might get a chance to get so famous I could run out there and boff that lady a couple dozen times. But again, pal, so what?"
"It's a reasonable assumption he is going to come to Lauderdale and take care of me next."
"If he does, I suppose I will read about that in the papers too."
"You and Magoo are supposed to be the top brass of the Fantasies. You remember the pin I was wearing that day? Doesn't that give me the right to call upon the brotherhood for assistance? I am a genuine affiliated, associated sort of member."
"I am giving up all that motorcycle shit and that one-for-all-and-all-for-one shit and that childish brotherhood shit. If you need protection, call the cops."
"You are probably a little less interested in doing business with the cops than I am. But not a hell of a lot less, Preach. I don't need that kind of exposure. I need some people as near like Grizzel as I can get. Fight fire with fire."
"Forget it. Solve your own problems."
"When I tried to get hold of you, I tried Daviss Grudd. He couldn't help me. But he did say that within a short time I'll be a half owner of that business out there, and I'll be able to do anything with my stock that I want."
"If you've got any idea of trying to push me around, I'd better tell you we're willing and able and ready to do your elbows any time. You'll have to hire somebody to pick your nose."
"Who said anything about pushing you around? I really don't need any part of any motorcycle emporium and tattoo parlor, Preach."
"Even if it spins off five hundred tax-free a month?"
"I thought I might sign my interest over to the Gold Coast League of Retired Executives with the stipulation that they can't sell that half interest. If they try, they have to give it back to me."
"What kind of an outfit is that?"
"Just what it says. Retired executives from big industry who have banded together to run small business and do consulting work. They know all about corporations and overhead and voting rights and all that stuff. They run things as a hobby."
"Jesus Christ, dozens of old silver-tips crawling all over the place? That's a rotten idea."
"Not so. They'd turn it into a real profit out there."
He was silent for a time. "I certainly wouldn't want my brothers in the Fantasies to think I had turned down a legitimate plea for help from a genuine affiliated associated kind of member."
"And on the other hand, Mits might like to own the whole place."
"I think we can always get along, McGee. We're so much alike."
"What I want are two very hard people, one little wiry one and one big one with muscles. A couple of years back I would have tried to hero this thing myself. But with this one, I want to be totally sure."
"Should they be carrying?"
"If licensed, okay. If not, I can supply."
"One more time, friend. I had you checked out after our talk. You came on so hard-nose, it got my curiosity up. So I know where you live and how you live, and it is more small-time than I would have guessed. Okay I can send you a couple of the best. So this Dismal Gristle comes calling and has a sudden heart attack. Whether or not cops move in at that point is something I need to know before I pick the two people."
"I will go over it with them, and if they think it can be handled so quietly there will be no police, then they stay and help. Otherwise, they're free to go."
"Fair enough. You want an inconspicuous arrival."
"And soon. Slip F-Eighteen."
"The old houseboat with the sunken tub. I know."
"This isn't like you," Meyer said, after I explained it. "I know. What I had last year was enough incredible luck to last me the rest of my life. So I am counting on not having any at all, or having it turn up all bad. Look, I have sat at table with this cat. He is something impressive."
"Like Boone Waxwell?"
"Yes. Except bigger and stronger and quicker and, I think, even more warped in the head than Waxwell was. There is a kind of surface plausibility about him that Waxwell didn't have. More shrewd, I think. Look, I went over it. They have a police guard on Josephine Laurant on the far-off chance he might have her on his crazy list. I talked Annie Renzetti into hiding out with good friends and not leaving word at the hotel where she went, just in case he might know about her from talking to Kesner. I thought of being bait and using you as backup, but I just don't have the confidence that I could protect myself and you too."
"You think I would be just standing there maybe?"
"Don't get sore. A man who can do the unthinkable without a half-second hesitation has a lead over you and me. And more over you than over me. Don't think of it as a criticism. Nine out of ten adult males would find it impossible, thank God, to shove a knife into the belly of a fellow human, even if their own life seemed in danger."
"You're setting him up to kill him?"
"If I have to. If I can't take him, I want somebody there who will, because I do not want him loose in the world."
My assistants arrived just after dusk, an hour after Meyer had gone back to his cruiser. I checked them out before I opened up.
"Preach sent us," the small one said. "I'm Gavin. This here is Donnie."
"How did you come?"
"Car. Parked way down and walked in."
After I had closed the lounge draperies, I turned on more lights and took a better look at them. Gavin was pallid, sandy, compact as a jockey or a good flyweight. There was a flavor of Australia in his diction. He was in his thirties. His blond sideburns came down to the corners of his mouth. He wore a white guayabera, dark red slacks, Mexican sandals. Donnie was younger, tall, lazy-looking, with dark hair modeled in a wave across his forehead, with a heavy drooping mustache. He wore a work shirt, khaki shorts, and running shoes. His legs, though very tanned, looked thick and soft.
"You know what this is about?"
"Somebody wants to blow you away, Preach said. You want us to make sure it doesn't happen," Gavin said.
"Are you people armed?"
"Donnie's got nothing. I got a knife." He wore it between his shoulder blades, with the blade up for grasping, for quick grasp and quicker throw, with a full snap of the arm. It's a French fashion, deadly when the man has years of practice.
I watched them handle the handguns I gave them. I gave Gavin the Airweight Bodyguard from the bedside holster, and gave Donnie the Colt Diamondback from the medicine cabinet hidey hole. They checked the weapons with reassuring aplomb, spinning the cylinders, dry firing, then loading. I took the nine-millimeter automatic pistol for myself, the staggered box magazine holding the full fourteen rounds.
Then I showed them what I had in mind. I made them practice the routine over and over until they could get into their hiding places quickly enough to suit
me.
There is a full-length mirror affixed to the bulkhead at the end of the short corridor between the two staterooms. Quite a while ago I had a master carpenter move the bulkhead out a few inches and make a stowage locker on the other side shallower. The two-way glass mirror is hinged on one side, held in place by a catch which can be released by shoving a wire brad into an almost invisible hole in the right side of the mirror frame. A man can step in, pull the mirror door shut, fasten it with a simple turn block. As it is only twelve inches deep, he cannot turn around. He has to step in backward, and he can watch the corridor from there. Donnie fit the space with little to spare. Gavin fit reasonably well in the stowage locker in the lounge, the one with the upholstered top used for extra seating. I had emptied it out before their arrival. There was a small hole near the floor which gave him limited vision and better hearing.
"I want to make sure I understand," Gavin said. "We're backup. We're insurance. If there's big action, we bust out and take him if we have to. Or if things start to go sour for you, the code word is Preach?"
"If I have to use it, I'll yell it, and I'll be moving fast by then."
"What does this dude look like? Is there just one?"
"You've probably seen him in movies. He played the part of Dirty Bob."
Donnie spoke up in his slow deep voice. "He's nothing but a movie actor, isn't he?"
"Outlaw biker first."
"And he's been killing women," Gavin said. "I read about it. He's a bloody big sod, that one. Is he really mean?"
"Yes."
"What does he want with you, McGee?"
"He blames me for the death of a friend, the man who put him in the movies. I don't think he needs much reason. I think he is probably certifiably insane."
"When do you think he'll show up?"
"Yesterday he was in Los Angeles. He was there looking for my address. He's had thirty or more hours to get here."
"People know his face, don't they?" Donnie said.
"One time that I know about, he and his friend came across the country on motorcycles in fifty hours."
"Good time," Gavin said, "but it beats you to death."
"If it turns out that there is any way to take him alive, I'd like that."
"To give to the law?"
"Yes."
"Okay, if you keep us out of it," Donnie said. "We'll keep it in mind. But it looks safer if we kill him. How long do we go before you decide he isn't coming?"
"Until Sunday night?"
"Preach didn't tie any strings on it," Gavin said. "So it's whatever you say, mister."
"You've been... uh... involved in this sort of thing before?" I asked.
"Better you shouldn't ask," Gavin said with a sandy little smile. "We eat here, I suppose?"
"I put provisions aboard. And liquor."
"Donnie and me, we don't drink except after a job is over. Look, I didn't mean to turn you off about what you asked. I'll tell you this much. For what you've got in mind, you won't find any better south of Atlanta. Okay?"
"Glad to know it."
"You live aboard here all the time?" Gavin asked. "What do you do for a living? You retired?"
I smiled at him. "Better you shouldn't ask."
"Anyway Preach must owe you a big one. I'm not asking. Okay? I was just making a remark."
Twenty-one
THE SLIGHTEST pressure on the mat where people come aboard the Flush from the dock at the stern, where the hinged rail is flipped over and latched, rings the small warning bell-a solemn bong, like a discreet telephone in an advertising office.
It sounded in the early afternoon on Friday, on a day that seemed hotter than all the rest, hot enough to bring the water in the yacht basin to a slow boil, bubble the varnish on the play toys, make the metalwork too hot to touch. The sky hung low in a thick white glare. The air conditioning groaned away, eating my purse. Through the narrow gaps in the draperies I could see the tourists on the docks, milling around in slow motion, straining for a good time.
At the bong, I was in the galley, looking at the labels on the canned goods. Gavin and Donnie were in the lounge. They slipped quickly, quietly, neatly away to their assigned places.
The pistol was tucked into my belt, under the oversized yellow shirt, slanted on the left side, grip toward the right, handy for grasping. There are many schools, going back to the flintlock dueling pistol days when it was thought advisable to present one's body in profile to the opponent, the right side-the side without the heart in it-nearer the opponent. The gunslinger school had its own mythology. I had long since worked it out to my own satisfaction. It was the shortest travel distance for my right hand, and as I pulled it free, I could pivot into a full-faced squat, weapon held in two hands, aiming it for full instinctive spray, like a man putting out a fire at gut height.
I touched it through the shirt to be certain it was properly positioned, went to the rear entrance to the lounge, thumbed the curtains aside, and saw Meyer's solid and reliable face a few inches beyond the door.
I unlocked the door, and just as I swung it open, the delayed warning hit me. There had been something wrong about Meyer. I backed away and he came in, moving in such a slow and uncertain way, it was as if he had forgotten how to walk. He wore a dull apologetic smile, and all the bright hot light had gone out of his little blue eyes.
The old man was right behind him, bent over, nodding, muttering to Meyer. A wattled old man with a naked polished skull, a soiled blue longsleeved shirt, dark greasy pants, sneakers.
He urged Meyer in, slammed the door behind them with a flip of his elbow, and then, as he straightened to full height, he pushed Meyer roughly ahead of him. Meyer stumbled and nearly went down. I saw the weapon revealed, the one he had been holding against Meyer's back, four short ugly barrels of a large-caliber derringer. Grizzel stepped over to me and said, "Pull the front of that pretty yellow shirt up, Ace. Slow and easy."
With the four barrels aimed at my face, I didn't feel as if I even dared breathe. He lifted the pistol out of my belt with his left hand, squatted, and placed it on the floor, and with the edge of his foot he scuffed it into a corner without looking at it.
I glanced at Meyer. There was going to be no help there. It happens sometimes. I think it is the deep unwavering conviction that life is about to end. It is an ultimate fear, immobilizing, squalid. It crowds everything else out of the mind. There is no room for hope, no chance of being saved. I have seen it happen to some very good men, and most of them did indeed die badly and soon, and the ones who did not die were seldom the same again. Were a man to awaken from sound sleep to the drygourd rattle of a diamondback coiled on his chest, head big as a fist, forked tongue flickering, he would go into that dreadful numbness of the ultimate fright.
"You've changed," I said in a dry-mouthed voice.
"Sit on the floor!" Grizzel said to Meyer. Meyer sat so quickly and obediently he made a thick thudding sound. Grizzel kept his eyes on me. "Down a hundred pounds. Tried to hold at one ninety, but it wouldn't stop. Something in here, eating on me, Ace. Like fire and knives, all the time. That old fart trying to buy hash for his misery, I put him out of it, and now I got it myself. We got to find some nice quiet way to do you, Ace. Right in the middle of all these boats and folks. Maybe your best buddy in all the world can give me a little help with you."
"Why me?" I asked.
His eyes were the same. Nothing else. "Why not you? You and Joya fucked up the world for Peter K and yours truly. With Freaky Jean's help. All my life you smartass people have been on top. It's my final sworn duty to bring you down, every one of you I can get to, and I have got to a lot so far."
"Including the Senator?"
"No time for confession hour. Wish I had time to tell you about the snuff job on that movie-queen pal of yours. Would have made a great tape, Ace." He motioned toward his crotch with his free hand. "Old King Henry here hasn't lost an ounce, and he can go as good as he ever did. Should have seen Jeanie's eyes too, when she saw who t
he hell it was she was talking to, who this skinny old man all bent over, with the whiny voice and limp, who he really was. Strong kid. Fought nice. That's when it's best, when you got a fighter."
"You get around pretty good, pretty quick."
"Stall, stall, stall. I don't think I'm going to get any help from your dearest closest buddy here, which is what everybody calls him. Peed his pants. I travel nice, Ace. Good luggage, good clothes, first class all the way. Money came mostly from country stores, where by the time you bust the second finger on them, they tell you what shelf the money is hid on, and it is more than you can imagine. Tried a bike, but the bones of my ass are too close to the surface. These are my working clothes, Ace. Harmless old saggy fart, shuffling around. Lots of wrinkles from the weight dropping off so fast."
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