And this was behaviour which really could not be ignored; there would be a cleaning bill to countenance, and apologies to make, and eyes to roll during the retelling, and so the girl was given over to the servants and, before the jugglers and the clowns and the singers, and even the dancing Syrians (who said they were Sufis, but who could be sure?), had begun, before in fact, any of the King’s birthday celebrations had begun — as soon as the fruit pureed with ice from the peaks of the Urals and dusted with honeyed pollen brushed from the wings of Baalbek doves had been served — yes, dinner having been done, the miscreant was sent to her room.
Now, you are curious as to the nature of the trouble, I know. I can hear your restlessness from here; it reminds me of the way the archers from the palace guard grumble as they practice in the courtyard early on a cold morning, far below my window. But I am not going to tell you; not because I don’t want to, particularly — you see, I have no agenda and can be trusted implicitly — but because she and I, we have made a deal, and a good deal it is; in exchange for my silence on certain matters, and the reasons for the transgressions of the evening in question are the least of them (and I must admit that too much education of some people can be just as injurious as too little or none at all; so I am being careful about what I tell you — but please don’t take offence; I mean none of this personally) — I have been told that I can tell you the following.
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The next day, she sought me out, while the mead hall was being returned to its normal immaculate state after the King’s birthday celebrations, which had apparently gone on all night, and were fit to keep even the monsters in their lairs on the marshes awake and grumbling — but let us not get started on monsters, for if we do that, we shall be here indefinitely...
The child (and I persist in thinking of her as a child; I think because of my own age, and the difference between us, rather than just her youth, which in itself is just a thing, and of no great importance; and also because if my own daughter had lived, she would be of the same order of age as the Princess; perhaps that has something to do with it, as well…) …the child, as I say… pressed upon me that I should put down my bucket and mop and follow her, so I did, because of course you do not refuse the Princess, none of us would ever think of it, and so I followed the Princess, and she led me — and do I need to describe my consternation, the ice which wrapped itself around my heart, the tightening of my lips, so that for several moments no words could part them, when I saw that she had led me to the door, heavy with chains and locks, shut fast with dire warnings and old rumours, sealed with whispers and averted eyes — you know of course, which door; I refer to that door, huge and unused for so long — she had led me to the room that had been sealed for as many years as the Princess is old (and you shall see how that works).
The tapestry that had concealed it since the day of the young Princess’s arrival lay in a convulsed pile on the floor where she had dropped it sometime during the night, when she should have been sleeping, and the guard outside her room should not; a mountain and attending foothills of brocaded skies and forest, and nymphs and satyrs, and a huge naked Artemis, lying sprawled and wanton across the floor.
‘I would have that door opened,’ said the Princess, turning to me rather than anyone else, her head held straight and her gaze more clear than that of anyone who had attended the King’s celebrations — and addressing me rather than anyone else. Of course. I always seem to get these jobs.
Now, please be patient; I need to digress. I have erred. With my mention of King’s birthdays, and jugglers, and being sent to rooms, and the dinner being exotic — Baalbek doves, really… — I think that quite possibly I have created in your mind a picture, part of which is the King as a sort of avuncular character, perhaps with a jolly smile, rosy cheeks, a happy and knowing twinkle in his eye — think of Saint Nicholas if you must; — and perhaps a Queen beside him, beautiful and wise and radiant, a good mother to the royal household and the realm; and you probably had thought, if you dwelt on the matter at all, that you have not met these two yet simply because I have yet to introduce you.
And you may have an image in your mind of the young Princess as being a very young child, of maybe ten or eleven, which of course is the age at which all children are precocious and heartless, and I did mention some bad behaviour, after all, and young girls combine these traits with a terrible lack of mercy, as thoroughly and as skilfully as the cooks in hell’s kitchens, where of course the meal and the diner are often one and the same; a condition well-known to all parents.
Oh my, is that what you were thinking? We have gone a little distance down the wrong track, haven’t we. Children do that to us, don’t they? One minute we’re sure of what we know, and then just one child, one sweet Princess later, we find, out of nowhere, a shock, like stepping into autumn leaves and finding a drain or a gutter lurking beneath, and there goes your ankle; or having killed the dragon and taken the treasure, slipping on the blood-slippery stone at the entrance of the creature’s lair, because you were not watching your step, and were thinking ahead too hard, too far, already dividing the jewels and gold and pearls between the members of your family, and so you slipped on the shed life blood of the dead monster (perhaps you were distracted by the mournful cry of its mother, perhaps the revenge that she swore to the heavens, causing the sea to boil, made you blanch a little, and miss your step…), and you lost your grip on the jewellery, the gold, the pearls, because you had to reach out, in a panic, and take hold of something, anything — a handhold of rock, or the branch of a blackened, scorched tree — to stop you and your armour and your horse and your servants and your supply wagons and your guards all from crashing, head over heel, one over the other, over and over, around and round, down over the precipice, into the abyss over which the dragon had kept guard, keeping the foolish and unwise away, so they should not dash their brains out on the rocks — and so you could do nothing but watch, your balance recovered but still precarious, as the treasure tumbled into the depths, and crashed to the bottom of the very pit from which the monster had first retrieved it; but as I said — or did I? — if you had not been distracted by the treasure, you would not have lost the treasure —
Hmm. Perhaps this is what tales of young royals do. Yes, I have digressed, and more than I intended to.
In short — yes, you see, I can do it, I can be brief — the Princess is: reserved, aloof, often withdrawn, introspective, frequently accused of rudeness or surliness, attractive, wide-eyed, not given to suffering fools, well-read, sometimes irascible (though never without cause), seventeen, raven-haired, intelligent (although so uninterested in the astrolabe that she has never touched one), given to gazing at the moon and composing verse which she never writes down, and of course she is not the natural daughter of the King or Queen, and therefore lacks both the King’s raptorial nature and the Queen’s proclivity for screaming at anything or anyone, regardless of their distance from her, or their degree of fault in the matter at hand;
— and here is the King of Norway — he is short, and I don’t need to tell you, of all people, how little is the trust that should be placed in short men, because they hate the world so much on account of its ruthlessness and its enjoyment in seeing them cuckolded; and he is thin, and you must never trust those who are thin, because they are always hungry; and he is old, and so many of the old care about all the wrong things, or nothing — or even worse, about nothing so much as soft food.
The King is harsh, and careless, and cruel. Yet do not think that he is unfeeling; for he feels everything, and he finds much relief and satisfaction in the pain of those he delivers it to;
— and now you’re wondering how the Queen fits in.
She fits in like this: where he is short, she is not (she towers above him); where he speaks but little, she is an endless torrent of words; where he is cruel — well, she is that. The King loves the Queen — well, to the degree and in the manner that he does — simply because he cannot cause her pain,
and this impresses him greatly; in fact the delirium of it often deprives him of sleep. She is impervious to him. Between them, in public as well as in private, they have established this beyond all doubt, with a certainty and thoroughness that would cause some to descend to the outer regions of madness. (Their relationship is not alone in this; but it is a good example of it.)
The King and the Queen preside over their realm as though no one else could possibly do it, or has ever done it before them. Only the mountains and the rocks and trees and the rivers and lakes, and the winds that hunt and race above it all, and the hamadryads that live in all of it, can remember the time when the King’s predecessor sat on the throne — but he was a fool, and quick enough about sliding to his death along the blade of a dagger; and so they keep their silence, because for everything that exists, there is something for which a dagger can serve as a metaphor, along the blade of which glistens doom and dissolution.
Now in the days surrounding these events, the realm has come to resemble the Royal Couple; Norway has taken after them, just as any child will its parents eventually, through either imitation or resentment. (The effect, though often understandably unpopular, is inescapable and inevitable.)
Accordingly, the rivers here do not begin life as babbling brooks, all sparkling happiness and innocence; that is for the weak who live in the south, where it is warm, where the ice does not reach, where the heat saps strength, and the sun bleaches souls.
No, here, the mountains are made of the same fury that possesses the King and the Queen, and just as it does with them, it causes the very earth to shake, so that from the mountains erupt cascades of lust and febrility, of rigour and will, as water that boils, but not on account of its temperature, as mist that rises not because it is steam, but because it carries the chill threat of death that rises to challenge the hot blood of the housecarls and the crews of the dragon-prowed longboats, and tests them, and then sooths their brows when they prove themselves strong and resolute
— and the water coursing through the rivers and streams is the relentless lifeblood of the world, bearing within it memories of glory and strength and war and regret for nothing
— as waterfalls, it hurls itself into the frozen northern air, fearless, careless, and the men and women who breathe in the sight feel no doubt or fear, and the broadsword and the shield of the housecarl house its strength without fail or hesitation — and it flows to the sea, and its memory does not dissolve there, but retains itself, like the recollection of a great victory of arms, it coheres like a war cry that only the resolute hear, and it picks up the dragon-prowed longboats and carries them across the broad ocean, to the lands of the soft and weak, whose mourning and doom is written on the blades of northern swords;
— and the King and Queen preside over all this, and neither of them care anything for weakness, or failure, or children.
Oh yes, the door. We were in front of a door, weren’t we…
We stood, the young Princess and her friends and retainers, unmoving like so much terra cotta, before the door, the age and silence of which left oxen upon our tongues; the rust upon it, the slow, effortless subsiding of the iron framework, reminded us of the smooth and dust-covered bark of the forests of Finland, captured in a luxuriant, faithful mimesis by the King’s court painter, in the memorials to the battles outside Helsinki that hang in the summer banquet hall and in which the blood of the fallen depicted on the snow glows fierce and red when the light of the morning sun as it rises over the castle wall streams in, a flood of pale heat through high-arched windows, turning everything golden and red; but this is the heavy red of languid and slow desire, the red that lowers eyelids and averts the gaze, that sends mouths fleeing to hide behind fans of burgundy lace, that puts an edge on the intake of a breath when a hand touches or brushes—or a glance brushes or lingers —or a gesture lingers or rests; and beneath it all courses an endless, red, stream of blood and deep, unending appetite.
But — the door, yes, the door…
The door was soon opened, of course.
And soon we were standing on the very spot upon which I had stood all those years ago, with the King and Queen there as well, standing on the other side of the water, that over-sized well, the gaping hole as wide as a dragon-prowed longship is long, filled with water into the depths of which there is no seeing; they and the members of the court, the lords and ladies and courtesans and sycophants and hangers-on, they were all there, but no-one knew anything as to what this was; even so it seemed to promise great distress, great discomfort, as though it meant to bring about the disappearances of those who had no interest in disappearing.
And all this inside a room that had been uncovered during the renovations being undertaken in preparation for the birth of the Queen’s child; a room that had by all appearances been built around the edifice of the well, which had itself, by all appearances, been built by unknown hands, a long age ago, around the body of water; water which was dark and timeless and reeked of mystery and inscrutability, and had clearly itself been built around nothing; even a Saxon or a Russian, or a Dane such as I, could tell that much… Some of us shook or shivered with fright; some of us could not look upon the water; some could not take their eyes from it. I cannot remember where I stood among all that.
It was the only time I have ever seen the King unsure, or the Queen unable to speak. (As for the singular nature of that circumstance, please, just accept the notion without further discussion, otherwise we shall be here all day.)
More than just water was at the root of the unease. Do you remember what I said about the power that resides in the water here, and how these people were all so very used to it?
A power that broods or rages in water is nothing new. No. It would take more than a few square favner of ungracious water to gather a crowd here.
It would take this. Before them, insensible and impervious to their dismay, sitting in the water of the over-sized pool built into the forgotten room the door of which had been long sealed by averted glances, and bobbing slightly as a toy boat might after its owner has been distracted by a sudden flurry of crimson parrots from the copse of trees that forms in the dream of a homesick soldier — is a thing of wood and brass, of a shape that resembles a turtle as much as it resembles anything; or a wooden egg embraced by metallic limbs as much as it resembles anything else;
— water slickens its surfaces of dark, polished wood; water drips from its handles and propellers, drips from its raised hatch surrounded by portholes, all made of brass and from which a mist of light glows, causing the wetness on it to shine and shimmer, as though somewhere, within the space that this apparition is occupying, with all its strangeness and wood and brass, a sun has risen, fingers of dawn pierce the gloom like rose thorns, more crimson parrots fly, somewhere there are marks of teeth on skin…
Now the Queen had, a few weeks beforehand, lost the child that she had been carrying. It was not greatly developed, she not being far into the pregnancy, and the people in question being who they were, there were no tears or histrionics, and both the physical and elemental qualities of the landscape being what they were, no rivers had reversed their directions, nor had there been any eclipse or earthquake, nor had any statues turned, toppled, or wept. In fact, the truth of it is that the death of the unborn child had been forgotten almost instantly; make of that what you will. As for myself and the other prisoners, we did not look the matter in the eye, we just continued with our work, covering ourselves in the silence which all in our situation embrace, if they have any wisdom at all.
But on that morning, as the King and Queen and their attendants gathered in this strange room, the matter of children must surely have surfaced in their minds — because from the strange and barnacle-encrusted construction which floated before them, from the portholes of which a soft glow emanated, and the hatch of which had opened, they were told, by itself — the sound of a child happily burbling and cooing could plainly be heard.
In short, there was an infant i
n this thing, this diving machine which had risen from the depths of the black water just an hour beforehand, in the full and shocked presence of workers, who, being superstitious, illiterate and uneducated (which is to say, foreigners), had dropped their tools and fled at the sight of the monster as it had heaved above the surface of the water, hissing, its gears winding down noisily as it came to rest…
The workers had informed their overseer, who had come and looked, and then had left and informed his overseer, who had come and looked… and so on and so on, and soon there had been so much coming and looking and overseeing going on that the King and the Queen soon found themselves standing before the machine, listening to the sound of what was apparently and irrefutably an increasingly hungry human infant.
It wasn’t long before the child had been retrieved from the vessel, which remained obediently immobile and inert during the exercise, which involved two Danish prisoners, an English prostitute, and a Norwegian guard, himself not long released from prison, where he had spent a few months atoning for his lifelong practice of trolldomr — a tallying with which he was well satisfied, and by which he was not one bit deterred;
Seeing the looks of wonder on the faces of the onlookers, the Queen stepped forward, took the baby from the Englishwoman, and said, as if it were the end of the matter and would resolve any lingering doubts or complications or speculation: ‘Princess Aslauga.’
The King nodded deliberately, this signifying that he was not about to interfere, even though, as was often the case in matters concerning the Queen, he had no idea of what was happening.
And that was, indeed, that.
The Princess grew up as the daughter of the King and Queen, and no-one ever told her any differently.
Which is why it is something of a mystery; how she came to know of the door which had been concealed from her and the world for so long, and so well. I have my suspicions, but because they do not involve people talking, or people being told, or secrets being betrayed, or whispers, or notes, then I think that I shall not tell you, because if you are like most people, you would not believe me. Me, who has no agenda.
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