by Rex Stout
She stood up. “Well-I don���t know-my God, I don���t know-”
“Please! That is not your mind speaking, it���s the foam of churned feelings and has no meaning. I do not wish to be your enemy.”
She was right in front of him, facing him, with her chin tilted up so that her eyes could be on his. “I believe you,” she said. “I really believe you don���t.”
“Indeed, I do not. Good day, Miss Barstow.”
“Good day, Mr. Wolfe.”
I took her to the front door and let her out. I thought she might have handed me a good day too, but she didn���t. She didn���t say anything. As she went out I saw her car at the curb, a dark blue coup��.
Back in the office, Wolfe was in his chair again. I stood on the other side of the desk looking at him.
“Well,” I said, “what do you know about that?”
His cheeks folded. “I know I���m hungry, Archie. It is pleasant to have an appetite again. I���ve had none for weeks.”
Naturally I was indignant; I stared at him. “You can say that, after Friday and Saturday and Sunday-”
“But no appetite. A desperate search for one. Now I���m hungry. Lunch will be in twenty minutes. Meantime: I have learned that there is a person attached to a golf club called a professional. Find out who fills that post at the Green Meadow Club; see if we have any grateful client who might introduce us on the telephone; invite the professional, urgently, to dine with us this evening. There is a goose left from Saturday. After lunch you will pay a visit to the office of Dr. Nathaniel Bradford, and stop at the library for some books I need.”
“Yes, sir. Who do you think Miss Barstow-”
“Not now, Archie. I would prefer just to sit here quietly and be hungry. After lunch.”
CHAPTER 8
At ten o���clock Tuesday morning, June 13, I drove the roadster through the entrance gate of the Barstow place, after it had been opened for me by a state trooper who was there on guard. Another husky was with him, a private watchman of the Barstows���, and I had to furnish plenty of proof that I was the Archie Goodwin Sarah Barstow was expecting. It looked likely that many a newspaper man had been sent to climb a tree around there in the past three days.
The house was at the low point of a saddle between two hills about seven miles northeast of Pleasantville. It was built of stone, quite large, well over twenty rooms I should say, and there were a lot of outbuildings. After going through about three hundred yards of trees and shrubbery the drive circled around the edge of an immense sloping lawn and entered under the shelter of a roof with two steps up to a flagged terrace. This was really the side of the house; the front was around the corner looking over the lawn down the hill. There were gardens ahead as you entered, and more gardens at the other edge of the lawn, with boulders and a pool. As I eased the roadster along taking it in I thought to myself that fifty grand was nothing. I had on a dark blue suit, with a blue shirt and a tan tie, and of course my panama which I had had cleaned right after Decoration Day. I���ve found it���s a good idea to consider what kind of place you���re going to, and dress accordingly.
Sarah Barstow was expecting me at ten, and I was right on the dot. I parked the roadster in a graveled space the other side of the entrance, and pushed the button at the door on the terrace. It was standing open, but double screen-doors kept me from seeing much inside. Soon there were footsteps and one of the screens came out at me and with it a tall skinny guy in a black suit.
He was polite. “If you will excuse me, sir. Mr. Goodwin?”
I nodded. “Miss Barstow expects me.”
“I know. If you will come this way. Miss Barstow would like you to join her in the garden.”
I followed him across the terrace and along a walk to the other side of the house, then down an arbor and among a lot of shubbery till we came to an acre of flowers. Miss Barstow was on a shady bench over in a corner.
“All right,” I said. “I see her.”
He stopped, inclined his head, and turned and went back.
She looked bad, worse than she had the day before. She probably hadn���t slept much. Forgetting or disregarding Wolfe���s instructions on that detail, she had telephoned before six o���clock. I had taken the call, and her voice had sounded as if she was having a hard time of it. She had been short and businesslike, just said she would expect me at ten in the morning and hung up.
She invited me to sit beside her on the bench.
At bedtime the evening before Wolfe had given me no instructions whatever. Saying that he preferred to leave me fancy free, he had merely repeated his favorite saying, any spoke will lead an ant to the hub, and had reminded me that our great advantage lay in the fact that no one was aware how much or how little we knew and that on account of our original coup we were suspected of omniscience. He had finished, after a yawn that would have held a tennis ball: “Return here with that advantage unimpaired.”
I said to Miss Barstow, “You may not have any orchids here, but you certainly have a flower or two.”
She said, “Yes, I suppose so.-I asked Small to bring you out here because I thought we should not be interrupted. You will not mind.”
“No indeed. It���s nice out here. I���m sorry to have to pester you, but there���s no other way to get the facts. Wolfe says that he feels phenomena and I collect facts. I don���t think that means anything, having looked up the word phenomena in the dictionary, but I repeat it for what it���s worth.” I took out my notebook. “First just tell me things. You know, the family, how old are you, who you���re going to marry and so on.”
She sat with her hands together in her lap and told me. Some of it I had read in the papers or got out of Who���s Who, but I didn���t interrupt. There was only her mother, her brother and herself. Lawrence, her brother, was twenty-seven, two years older than her; he had graduated from Holland at twenty-one and had then proceeded to waste five years (and, I gathered between the lines, a good portion of his father���s time and patience also). A year ago he had suddenly discovered a talent for mechanical design and was now devoted to that, especially as applied to airplanes. Her mother and father had been mutually devoted for thirty years. She could not remember the beginning of her mother���s difficulty, for that had been years before when Sarah was a child; the family had never considered it a thing to be ashamed of or to attempt to conceal, merely a misfortune of a loved one to sympathize with and as far as possible to ameliorate. Dr. Bradford and two specialists described it in neurological terms, but they had never meant anything to Sarah, to her the terms had been dead and cold and her mother was alive and warm.
The place in Westchester was the Barstow family estate, but the family was able to be there less than three months of the year since it was necessary to live at the university from September to June. They came each summer for ten or eleven weeks with the servants, and closed the place up each fall on leaving. They knew many people in the surrounding countryside; her father���s circle of acquaintance had of course been wide not only in Westchester, and some of his best and oldest friends lived within easy driving distance from the estate. She gave the names of these and I took them down. I also listed the names of the servants and details regarding them. I was doing that when Miss Barstow suddenly got up from the bench and moved away to the path in the sunshine, from under the shelter of the trees that shaded us. There was the sound of an airplane overhead, so close that it had forced us to raise our voices. I went on writing, “-Finnish, 6 yrs, NY agcy, sgl,” and then looked at her.
Her head was way back showing all her throat, with her gaze straight above, and one arm was up waving a handkerchief back and forth. I jumped out from under the trees and cocked an eye at the airplane. It was right over us, down low, and two arms could be seen extended, one from one side and one from the other, waving back at her. The plane dipped a little, then swung around and hea
ded back, and soon was out of sight behind the trees. She went back to the bench and I joined her; she was saying: “That was my brother. This is the first time he has been up since my father-”
“He must be pretty reckless, and he certainly has long arms.
“He doesn���t fly; at least, not solo. That was Manuel Kimball with him, it���s Mr. Kimball���s plane.”
“Oh. One of the foursome.”
“Yes.”
I nodded and went back to facts. I was ready for golf. Peter Oliver Barstow had not been a zealot, she said. He had rarely played at the university, and not oftener than once a week, occasionally twice, during the summer. He had nearly always gone to Green Meadow, where he was a member; he of course had had a locker and kept his paraphernalia there. He had been quite good, considering the infrequency of his play, averaging from ninety-five to a hundred. He had played usually with friends his own age, but sometimes with his son and daughter. His wife had never tried it. The foursome of that fatal Sunday, E.D. Kimball and his son Manuel and Barstow and his son Lawrence, had never before played together, she thought. Probably it had been an accident of propinquity; her brother had not mentioned whether it had been prearranged, but she knew that he did sometimes have a game with Manuel. She especially doubted that the foursome had been arranged beforehand because it had been her father���s first appearance at Green Meadow that summer; the Barstows had come to Westchester three weeks earlier than their custom on account of Mrs. Barstow���s condition, and Barstow had expected to return to the university that Sunday night.
When she had said that Sarah Barstow stopped. I glanced up from my notebook. Her fingers were twisted together and she was staring off at the path, at nothing. She said, not to me, “Now he will not return there at all. All the things he wanted to do-all he would have done-not at all-”
I waited a little and then shook her out of it by asking, “Did your father leave his golf bag at Green Meadow all year?”
She turned back to me. “No. Why-of course not, because he sometimes used them at the university.”
“He had only the one bag of clubs?”
“Yes!” She seemed emphatic.
“Then he brought them with him? You only got here Saturday noon. You drove down from the university and the luggage followed in a truck. Was the bag in the car or in the truck?”
It was easy to see that I was touching something raw. Her throat showed muscles and her arms pressed p ever so little against her sides; she was tightening up.
I pretended I didn���t notice it, just waited with my pencil. She said, “I don���t know. Really I don���t remember.”
“Probably in the truck,” I said. “Since he wasn���t much of a fan he probably wouldn���t bother with it in the car. Where is it now?”
I expected that would tighten her up some more, but it didn���t. She was calm but a little determined. “I don���t know that either. I supposed you knew it can���t be found.”
“Oh,” I said. “The golf bag can���t be found?”
“No. The men from White Plains and Pleasantville have searched everywhere, this whole house, the club, even all over the links; they can���t find it.”
Yes, I thought to myself, and you, young lady, you���re damn well pleased they can���t! I said, “Do you mean to say that no one remembers anything about it?”
“No. That is, yes.” She hesitated. “I understand that the boy who was caddying for Father says that he put the bag in the car, by the driver���s seat, when they-when Larry and Dr. Bradford brought Father home. Larry and Dr. Bradford do not remember seeing it.”
“Strange. I know I am not here to collect opinions, only facts, Miss Barstow, but if you will permit me, doesn���t that strike you as strange?”
“Not at all. They were not likely to notice a golf bag at such a time.”
“But after they got here it must have been removed sometime-some servant, the chauffeur���”
“No one remembers it.”
“I may speak with them?”
“Certainly.” She was scornful. I didn���t know what kind of a career she had mapped out, but I could have warned her not to try the stage.
That was that. It looked to me as if the kernel was gone, leaving practically no nut at all. I switched on her.
“What kind of a driver did your father use? Steel shaft or wooden?”
“Wood. He didn���t like steel.”
“Face plain or inset?”
“Plain, I think. I think so. I���m not sure I remember. Larry���s has an inset, so has mine.”
“You seem to remember your brother���s all right.”
“Yes.” Her eyes were level at me. “This is not an inquisition, I believe, Mr. Goodwin.”
“Pardon.” I grinned at her. “Excuse it please, I���m upset. Maybe I���m even sore. There���s nothing in Westchester County I���d rather look at than that golf bag, especially the driver.”
“I���m sorry.”
“Oh no, you���re not. It raises a lot of questions. Who took the bag out of the car? If it was a servant, which one, and how loyal and incorruptible is he? Five days later, when it became known that one of the clubs had performed the murder it had been designed for, who got the bag and hid it or destroyed it? You or your brother or Dr. Bradford? You see the questions I���m up against. And where is it hid or how was it destroyed? It isn���t easy to get rid of a thing as big as that.”
She had got up while I was talking and stood very composed and dignified. Her voice was composed too. “That will do. It wasn���t in the agreement that I was to listen to idiotic insinuations.
“Bravo, Miss Barstow.” I stood up too. “You���re absolutely right, but I meant no offense, I���m just upset. Now, if I could see your mother for a moment. I���ll not get upset any more.
“No. You can���t see her.”
“That was in the agreement.”
“You have broken it.”
“Rubbish.” I grinned. “It���s the agreement that makes it safe for you to let me take liberties with it. I���ll take no liberties with your mother. While I may be a roughneck, I know when to keep my gloves on.”
She looked at me. “Will five minutes be enough?”
“I don���t know. I���ll make it as short as possible.”
She turned and started for the path that led toward the house, and I followed her. On the way I saw a lot of pebbles I wanted to kick. The missing golf bag was a hot one. Of course I hadn���t expected to have the satisfaction of taking that driver back to Wolfe that evening, since Anderson would certainly have copped it. I gave him credit for being able to put two and two together after they have been set down for him ready to add; and I had counted on a request from Sarah Barstow to persuade him to let me give it the once over. But now-the whole damn bag was gone! Whoever had done it, it not only gave me a pain, it struck me as pretty dumb. If it had been just the driver it would have made sense, but why the whole bag?
The house inside was swell. I mean, it was the kind of a house most people never see except in the movies. While there were plenty of windows, the light didn���t glare anywhere, it came in soft, and the rugs and furniture looked very clean and careful and expensive. There were flowers around and it smelled good and seemed cool and pleasant, for outdoors the sun was getting hot. Sarah Barstow took me through a big hall and a big room through to another hall, and on the other side of that through a door. Then we were in a sort of sun-room, with one side all glazed, though most of the blinds were pulled down nearly to the floor so there wasn���t much sunshine coming in. There were some plants, and a lot of wicker chairs and lounges. In one chair a woman sat by a table sorting out the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. Miss Barstow went over to her.
“Mother. This is Mr. Goodwin. I told you he was coming.” She turned to me and indica
ted a chair. I took it. Mrs. Barstow let the jigsaw pieces drop from her fingers and turned to look at me.
She was very handsome. She was fifty-six, her daughter had told me, but she looked over sixty. Her eyes were gray, deep-set and far apart, her hair was nearly white, and while her face with its fine features was quite composed, I got the impression that there was nothing easy or natural about that, it came from the force of a strong personal will. She kept looking at me without saying anything until I was guessing that I didn���t look very composed myself. Sarah Barstow had taken a chair some distance away. I was about ready to open up from my end when Mrs. Barstow suddenly spoke: “I know your business, Mr. Goodwin.”
I nodded. “It really isn���t my business, it is that of my employer, Mr. Nero Wolfe. He asked me to thank you for permitting me to come.”
“He is welcome.” The deep-set gray eyes never left me. “Indeed, I am grateful that someone-even a stranger whom I shall never see-should acknowledge my authority over the doors of my house.”
“Mother!”
“Yes, Sarah. Don���t be offended, dear; I know-and it is of no importance whether this Mr. Goodwin does or not-that the authority has not been usurped. It was not you who forced me to resign, it was not even your father. According to Than, it was God; probably His hands were idle and Satan furnished the mischief.”
“Mother, please.” Sarah Barstow had got up and approached us. “If you have anything to ask, Mr. Goodwin���”
I said, “I have two questions. May I ask you two questions, Mrs. Barstow?”