by Kat T. Masen
It isn’t just the visitors, but the nurses as well. They bustle around me, doing their rounds and checking on the baby and me. Haden, being the stubborn jerk he is, refuses to leave the room, wanting to make sure everything is okay. But I put my foot down during the breastfeeding tutorial. My boobs out for show and a baby who has difficulty latching on due to his size is something I don’t want Haden seeing. Of course, my wishes aren’t respected.
Afterward, I found out he went to the nurses’ station to ask questions about my breasts, and the nurse happily went on and on about them.
Yeah, I’ll just lay here and pretend I didn’t hear any of that.
The baby is doing great, considering how early he arrived. The doctor is happy with his growth and breathing, recommending I stay in the hospital for only a week as long as he sees progress and no complications. It is a giant—and I mean giant—learning curve for the both of us, and I am surprised Haden’s caught on to the whole bath, nappy, burping, swaddling routine so quickly.
He visited after work every day, armed with something new for the baby each time and a little something for me. We had the routine down pat—I texted him what I wanted for dinner, and he snuck it in every night. I figured if I was going to die of a heart attack by eating the greasiest burgers that existed, I might as well do it while I’m already in a hospital.
Okay, stupid guilt attacked me afterward when I remembered that everything I shoved in my mouth went straight to the baby. Then it was all rabbit food from that moment onward.
It’s a couple of days after the birth that I meet Haden’s mother for the first time and am officially introduced to Mr. Sadler as his stepfather, David. Mrs. Sadler—Liz—seems nice enough, and just like Haden said, she’s a lot like my mother. I can see where he got some of his looks from, but according to her, Haden is the spitting image of his late father.
Like any proud grandparent, Liz refuses to put the baby down and gives me endless advice on how to swaddle. Who would have thought that my whole life would one day revolve around swaddling? Half the time, I’m worried she’ll swaddle him to death with how tight she wraps his little body. But I soon find out why she does—my kid is a wriggler. He wriggles his way out of every swaddle unless you wrap him like he’s in a cocoon.
Mrs. Sadler picks up the baby, rocking him back and forth in her arms.
“Presley, I can’t thank you enough for bringing our beautiful grandson into the world. Look, David, doesn’t he have Haden’s eyes?”
“He looks just like him.” Mr. Sadler smiles.
In all fairness, the Jerk is beautiful, so I guess it’s not a bad thing. When I first laid eyes on my son, he looked like a wrinkly old man, but as the days pass, certain features start to form, and he looks more and more like Haden each day. Except for the hair. It’s curly, and we all know where that comes from.
“When Haden was born, he cried for days on end. Nothing would settle him.”
“What was wrong with him?” I ask.
“He had terrible wind.”
“Gee, Mom, thanks for telling everyone that,” Haden complains, sulking in his chair like a spoiled child.
The nurse, who is taking my blood pressure, snickers as she writes down my results. Mr. Sadler appears amused but doesn’t want to anger Haden. Ignoring his mother, he takes out his phone and busily types away. He mentions something to Mr. Sadler about an email that was sent through.
“Please, enough of the business talk. Can the two of you please enjoy this moment?” Mrs. Sadler pleads with Haden and Mr. Sadler. “Now, as I was saying earlier, it’s perfectly natural for a baby to experience wind.”
“Yeah, I know that,” he grunts. “Just lay off all the Baby Haden talk.”
It’s late afternoon, and with many visitors already gone, I yawn as exhaustion creeps in. Haden leaves to get something from the cafeteria but walks back into the room not long after, carrying coffees. He hands them to Mr. and Mrs. Sadler, then asks me if I want something. I shake my head, and as much as I would kill for that coffee, the last thing I need is a baby who’s wired up and awake all night long.
“So, do we have a name yet?” Mrs. Sadler coos, rocking the baby gently.
And then we’re back to the problem with the baby’s name. I had some thoughts on boys’ names, but Haden was quick to shut them down. Annoyed at his input, he would mention names that would make my eyes roll at the lack of thought put into them.
“Are you just naming superheroes now? What’s next, Bruce Wayne?”
“He’d be the coolest kid in school.”
“No.” I put my foot down.
The argument continues on for days, and even after my parents, Gemma, and Melissa arrive, they too end up leaving without knowing the baby’s name.
The nurses are amused that six days in, Baby Boy Cooper is still nameless, which prompts another argument. I want the baby to be Malone, and Haden, of course, argues for it to be Cooper.
“The baby will be with me all the time. I don’t want people calling me Mrs. Cooper.”
“Well, I don’t want people calling me Mr. Malone.”
I growl in frustration. How can someone so good-looking be so damn stubborn?
He takes the baby from my arms and sits in the armchair beside me. “I’ve got a name.” He smiles, hopeful.
I roll my eyes again at this back and forth debate. “Clark Kent?”
“No, this is… it’s my dad’s name.”
“Your dad?” I raise my eyebrows at him.
I have learned one thing about Haden—he doesn’t like to talk too much about his dad. It’s a sensitive subject and one which I never pushed. When he does talk about him, I simply listen. He admires him so much and only ever speaks fondly about him. I get it. He misses his dad terribly, and it was so tragic to have lost him that way.
“Masen.”
I stare at our little boy’s face as he’s nestled in Haden’s arms. I say it out loud, and the moment I do, I know it’s our baby’s name. Everything about it fits perfectly from the way it rolls off Haden’s tongue when he says it to the look on his face when he calls him that for that first time.
“Masen. I like that. Masen Malone Cooper,” I agree.
And just like that, our beautiful baby boy has a name. It’s the only thing we have ever agreed on, but that doesn’t matter.
It’s the most important decision, and for once, we’ve made it together.
“Your phone has been beeping like fifty million times,” I tell him.
Haden fell asleep on the lounge chair midway through his routine visit with me. Honestly, he looks completely worn out. From what Vicky told me, he has been returning to the office every night to wrap up all the work I didn’t get a chance to hand over and to finalize details on Fallen Baby before it goes to print.
“Huh, what?” Dazed, he removes his glasses and rubs his eyes.
“Your phone,” I speak slowly. “It beeped a million times.”
He pulls it out and looks at the screen, then immediately places it back in his pocket.
I fix my blanket and find the courage to ask the question that’s been eating at me.
“So, Eloise. Is there a reason she hasn’t visited the baby yet?”
He turns to face me. “She sent you flowers.”
“I know. I’m asking why she hasn’t visited because according to her, you two are getting married this coming weekend.”
He diverts his attention back to his phone, removing it again from his pocket. He doesn’t say anything for a while, and I’m left wondering what the hell happened. The last thing I want is another argument, and just as I’m about to drop it altogether, he says, “The wedding has been postponed for another month. She wasn’t sure we should go ahead with it yet, given the added stress right now.”
“What stress? You’re not lying in a hospital bed with stitches,” I remind him.
“I mean for her.”
“Right. It’s always about Eloise,” I mumble, resenting him for thinking
about her well-being over mine.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means that you still never denied what she told me the day my water broke. Is it true you want joint custody? Is it true you’re trying to have a baby with her?” I question, raising the pitch of my voice as I plead for answers.
Standing up, he moves toward the window and glances outside, his back facing me. He is still dressed in his gray pants and a white shirt, abandoning his tie as he does every night.
In front of the window, his body stands tall, and for a moment, I wonder what it’s like to lean my head against his back and wrap my arms around him. I snap back to reality as soon as he opens his mouth.
“It’s true about the joint custody. I’m scared, okay? I have no idea what to expect. I don’t want to be a dad who visits his kid every other weekend. I want to see him every day,” he stammers, unable to control the emotion behind his admission.
“And the baby stuff? About you trying?”
“I was drunk and off my face on some shit Marcus gave me after we go into an argument over you. I’d have told the homeless guy around the corner I wanted to have babies with him.”
This changes everything, but it shouldn’t. He provides an explanation to my questions that have haunted me ever since my lunch with Eloise. But the big question, the one still yet to be answered properly, is why is he still marrying her? I’m in the mood to ask again, and frankly, I’m sick and tired of lying in this bed. I miss my real bed. I miss being a normal, functioning human who can shower without the assistance of a nurse. And most of all, I miss everything about the former Presley, the one who had her whole life planned out.
“I’m tired,” I yawn, turning my back to him.
“I should probably go.”
I cover the rest of myself with a blanket and nestle my head into the pillow. With Masen fast asleep, I’m hoping to catch a few extra hours of sleep tonight myself.
Haden walks over to Masen and kisses him gently on the forehead. With a placid smile, he walks around the bed, ready to leave the room, but just before he does, I blurt out to him, “You can see Masen every day, I promise you that. We’ll make this work, Haden.”
He stops just shy of the door and turns back to face me. Not saying a word, his lips curve upward, and he gives me the most genuine heartfelt smile—the Haden smile that always melts my insides, triggering those butterflies to spread their wings and flutter in delight. I smile in return, and without any more words left to say, our actions speak the loudest.
It’s the biggest commitment we can make, the commitment to raise our child together.
Twenty-Two
Motherhood.
No amount of textbooks and advice can prepare you for it. And those damn diaper commercials, what a load of crap. Guess what? A baby cries nonstop and for no apparent reason. I have a mental checklist.
Hungry.
Wet.
Gassy.
Tick, tick, tick! But when I’ve ticked it all off, what then?
We are forced to stay in the hospital for a couple more days, just as a precaution. This is not the news I want to hear, and it makes me sob like a baby. The nurse said it is normal to feel emotional after giving birth due to my hormones being all over the place. Argh! I am so sick of these damn hormones and crying at the drop of a hat.
My parents returned for another week before Dad had to go back to work. It is great having them around, but sometimes my mom drives me insane. Every time someone walks through the door, she makes them sanitize their hands. Yeah, trust me, I’m all for a germ-free environment, but she is over the top. She also drives the young nurses insane, talking about the way hospitals were back in her day. I think they were glad to see me go just so they wouldn’t have to deal with her ever again.
Haden continued with his visits, but still no Eloise. Apparently, she’s got the flu and didn’t want the baby to catch it. Fair enough. I don’t pry further, but we both know it is a load of shit.
The day the doctors give the all-clear, I am beyond ecstatic to finally leave the hospital. Talk about paranoia, Haden hires some car with an extra special car seat fitted by some expert, but I let him do whatever keeps him happy, considering the stress he is under. It is evident, and he’s dropped a lot of weight, not to mention that ridiculous beard has made a comeback. Every time I ask him if he is okay, he grunts and walks away.
Settling at home with Masen is harder than I thought it’d be. During the day, he sleeps like an angel, but at night, boy, does he have a set of lungs on him. It isn’t until the end of the first week that I’ve establish a routine and get him to settle down for a couple of hours at night. Kate is a godsend, and even though I feel like I’m imposing on her personal space, she’s always quick to shut me down.
“For the millionth time, I love having you here. Do you know what I’d be doing right now if you weren’t here? Buying some sort of wonder mop from an infomercial I got stuck watching while shoving spoons of ice cream in my mouth.”
“But I feel bad. You can’t exactly bring somebody home to a crying baby.”
“Trust me, doll, the last time I brought somebody home was when Justin Timberlake was still dating Britney. Besides, the men I get involved with like to keep personal space exactly that—personal. I swear I pick the wrong men.”
“You and Vicky both.”
“Uh, no. Vicky has dated some gorgeous creatures. She just won’t settle down with one instead of pining for that married loser, Patrick.”
The door opens, and Vicky appears with a shopping bag and Haden behind her.
So, here’s the thing. Since I’ve been back home—all seven days—Haden has come over every day. When I tell him he doesn’t have to, mainly because I know how exhausted he is, he gets offended and rants about parental rights. And so, he’s now formed his own groove on the couch, and I might have even seen an extra toothbrush hanging around in the bathroom. It’s like a goddamn zoo in here sometimes, but secretly, I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Standing behind Vicky, he is armed with what looks like pizza boxes. Oh, the smell. I know I should start to get rid of this baby weight, but who can resist the smell of melted cheese.
“I got pizza, and yes, it’s that fatty cheese you girls want.”
“What a gentleman,” Kate roars.
“Eloise would kill me for getting anything but low-fat sheep cheese.”
“You mean goat cheese.” I laugh.
“Yeah, whatever.”
The four of us dig in while Kate turns on the television. We get stuck watching some game show, and we argue over the answers. If not for them bringing me down with their silly answers, I would have won a million dollars and a new car by now.
On cue, upon finishing my slice, Masen begins to squirm in the rocker beside me. I go to pick him up, placing him over my shoulder and patting his back gently. Last night, he was extremely unsettled and didn’t want to feed, so, of course, I’ve barely slept.
“No offense, Pres, but you look like hell,” Vicky says, taking Masen off me only to have Haden immediately take him out of her arms.
“Baby won’t sleep, and Mommy would love a shower.”
“Go shower,” Haden commands.
I’m not going to say no to that. I’m desperate to feel like myself again. I stand up, sore in all the wrong places, and begin to make my way to the bathroom.
“Oh, wait! So, you know how you were talking to me about how your nipples were bleeding from feeding?” Vicky rummages through her purse, unaware that she just embarrassed me in front of everyone.
“Um… yes, but you didn’t really need to broadcast it.”
Haden snickers, his head down with a grin on his face.
“Ta-da! The Mexican nipple hat!” She produces this small box, and lo and behold, it does look like a Mexican hat for my nipples.
“Where on earth…”
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“I’m not sure whether to laugh at you or hug you.”
“You’ll be hugging me when your nipples aren’t tugged like a milked cow.”
I head to the shower, shaking my head at her. Inside the bathroom, I carefully take off my clothes. My breasts are sore, veins popping. I decide I’ll feed him and release the pressure after a quick shower. With my incision on the mend, I wash as instructed. I wrap a towel around myself after briefly drying my hair, leaving it damp. When I head back to the room, Haden is sitting on my bed with Masen.
“You feel better?”
He doesn’t look my way when he asks, and I feel practically naked standing here in a towel. He has no concept of personal space and hangs out in my room every time he comes here.
“Yes, a million times better. Probably better if I get some clothes on… in private.”
“Get dressed, then. I won’t look.”
I can’t be bothered to argue, and head to the closet to get changed in there. I emerge moments later and stop at the vanity to quickly tie my hair up into a bun. I settle for wearing a loose, white button-down shirt and khaki shorts, hoping to take Masen out for a walk later. Not getting out of the house during the day has made me extremely restless. For someone who is accustomed to being at work all day, this whole stay-at-home-mom gig is a huge shock to the system. If you ask me who guest-starred on Ellen this week, I can sadly give you every name.
“I think he’s hungry.”
“He is always hungry, hence, why these things keep getting bigger and bigger.”
“I’ve noticed.”
I shoot him a sarcastic smile, then settle into my chair. Haden is watching me like he always does, and I manage to get the baby to latch on without breast exposure. I yelp at the slight sting, then remember the Mexican hat. I use it, and instantly, I feel less pain. Seems like I owe Vicky big time.
“That bad?”