Settling Accounts Return Engagement: Book One of the Settling Accounts Trilogy

by Harry Turtledove

  The strip he found wasn’t even paved. He jounced to a stop. When he pulled back the canopy and started to get out of the fighter, a lieutenant on the ground shouted, “Can you go up again right away?”

  Moss wanted nothing more than sleep and food and a big glass of something strong. But they didn’t pay him for ducking out of fights. He said, “Fill me up and I’ll go.”

  “Thanks—uh, thank you, sir,” the young officer said. “Everybody down south is screaming for air support.”

  “Why aren’t they getting more of it?” Moss asked as groundcrew men in coveralls gave the fighter gasoline. Another man in coveralls, an armorer, wordlessly held up a belt of machine-gun ammunition. Moss nodded. The armorer climbed a ladder and went to work on the airplane’s guns.

  “Why? ’Cause we got sucker-punched, that’s why,” the lieutenant said, which fit too well with what Moss had seen and heard in the past couple of hectic days. The younger officer went on, “God only knows how many airplanes they got on the ground, either, the sons of bitches.”

  “No excuse for that,” Moss said. “No goddamn excuse for that at all.”

  “Yeah, I know,” the lieutenant answered. “That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Some heads ought to roll on account of it, too.”

  “You bet your—” Moss broke off. Antiaircraft guns south of the airstrip had started banging. Through them, he heard the rising note of fighters. They were Confederates, too. The engine roar was slightly deeper than that of U.S. aircraft. And he was standing in what was at the moment a bomb with wings. He got out of the cockpit and leaped to the ground as fast as he could, shouting, “Run!”

  None of the groundcrew men had needed the advice. They were doing their best to imitate Olympic sprinters. When bullets started chewing up the airstrip, some of them hit the dirt. Others ran harder than ever.

  Three bullets slammed into the armorer’s back. He was only a few bounds ahead of Jonathan Moss, who saw dust puff out from the man’s coveralls at each hit. When the bullets went out through his belly and chest, they took most of his insides with them. He crumpled as if all his bones had turned to jelly. He was surely dead before he stopped rolling.

  Moss wanted to go flat. He also wanted to get as far away from his fighter as he could. When he heard a soft whump! behind him and felt a sudden blast of heat at his back, he knew he’d been smart.

  The Confederates came back for another strafing run. By then, Moss was on the ground, in a wet, muddy ditch by the side of the hastily made airstrip. Cold water helped fear make his balls crawl up into his belly. The lieutenant lay a few feet away from him, staring foolishly at his right hand. He had a long, straight, bleeding gouge along the back of it, but his fingers all seemed to work when he wiggled them.

  “You’re lucky as hell, kid,” Moss said, glad to have something to talk about besides the pounding of his heart. “That’s only a scratch, and you’ll get yourself a Purple Heart on account of it.”

  “If I’d been lucky, they would have missed me,” the lieutenant said, which held more than a little truth. If he’d been unluckier, though, all the infinite cleverness and articulation of that hand would have been smashed to bloody, bony ruin in less than the blink of an eye.

  Ever so cautiously, Moss stuck up his head. The Confederate fighters—there’d been three of them—were streaking away. Futile puffs of flak filled the sky. He’d hoped to see at least one go down in flames, but no such luck. His own machine burned on the strip. The ammunition the luckless armorer had been loading into it started cooking off. Bullets flew in all directions. He ducked again.

  “You have transportation?” he asked. “I’ve got to get to my unit, or at least to an air base with working fighters.”

  “There’s an old Ford around here somewhere, if the Confederates didn’t blow it to hell and gone,” the young officer said. “If you want to put it on the road, you can do that. We don’t exactly have control of the air right here, though.”

  That was a polite way to put it—politer than Moss could have found. What the shavetail meant was, If you start driving around, the Confederates are liable to shoot up your motorcar, and we can’t do a whole hell of a lot to stop ’em.

  “I’m not worth much to the country laying here in this goddamn ditch.” Moss crawled out of it, dripping. “Point me at that Ford.”

  It was old, all right—so old, it was a Model T. Moss had never driven one in his life. His family had had too much money to get one. After the war, he’d gone around in a lordly Bucephalus for years—a make now extinct as the dodo, but one with a conventional arrangement of gearshift, clutch, and brake. He tried the slab-sided Ford, stalled it repeatedly, and had a devil of a time making it go. Finally, a corporal with a hard, flat Midwestern accent said, “Sir, I’ll take you where you want to go. My folks are still driving one of them buggies.”

  “Thanks.” Moss meant it. “I think I’m more afraid of this thing than I am of Confederate airplanes.”

  “All what you’re used to.” The corporal proceeded to prove it, too. Under his hands, the Model T behaved for all the world as if it were a normal, sane automobile. Oh, it could have stopped quicker, but you could say that about any motorcar of its vintage. The only way it could have gone faster than forty-five was by falling off a cliff, but that also turned out not to be a problem.

  Refugees clogged every road north. Some had autos, some had buggies, some had nothing but shank’s mare and a bundle on their backs. All had a serious disinclination to staying in a war zone and getting shot up. Moss couldn’t blame them, but he also couldn’t move at anything faster than a crawl.

  And the Confederates loved shooting up refugee columns, too, just to make the madness worse. Moss had done that himself up in Canada during the Great War. Now he got a groundside look at what he’d been up to. He saw what people looked like when they burned in their motorcars. He smelled them, too. It put him in mind of roast pork. He didn’t think he’d ever eat pork again.

  Colonel Irving Morrell had always wanted to show the world what fast, modern barrels could do when they were well handled. And so, in a way, he was doing just that. He’d never imagined he would be on the receiving end of the lesson, though, not till mere days before the war broke out.

  He would be fifty at the end of the year, if he lived that long. He looked it. His close-cropped sandy hair was going gray. His long face, deeply tanned, bore the lines and wrinkles that showed he’d spent as much time as he could in the sun and the wind, the rain and the snow. But he was a fit, hard fifty. If he could no longer outrun the men he commanded, he could still do a pretty good job of keeping up with them. And coffee—and the occasional slug of hooch—let him get by without a whole lot of sleep.

  He would have traded all that fitness for a fat slob’s body and an extra armored corps. The Confederates were putting everything they had into this punch. He didn’t know what they were up to on the other side of the Appalachians, but he would have been amazed if they could have come up with another effort anywhere close to this one. If this wasn’t the Schwerpunkt, everything he thought he knew about what they had was wrong.

  His own barrel, with several others, lurked at the edge of the woods east of Chillicothe, Ohio. The Confederates were trying to get around the town in the open space between it and the trees. Morrell spoke into the wireless set that connected him to the others: “Wait till their move develops more fully before you open up on them. That’s the way we’ll hurt them most, and hurting them is what we’ve got to do.”

  “Hurt them, hell, sir,” said Sergeant Michael Pound, the gunner. “We’ve got to smash them.”

  “That would be nice.” Pound was nothing if not confident. He wasn’t always right, but he was always sure of himself. He was a stocky, broad-shouldered man with very fair skin and blue eyes. He came from the uppermost Midwest, and had an accent that might almost have been Canadian.

  He should have commanded his own barrel. Morrell knew as much. But he didn’t want to turn Pound
loose. The man was, without a doubt, the best gunner in the Army, and they’d spent a lot of time together in those periods when the Army happened to be interested in barrels. Pound had also done a stretch as an ordinary artilleryman during that long, dreary dry spell when the Army stopped caring that cannon and armor and engine and tracks could go together into one deadly package. Trouble was, the package was also expensive. To the Army, that had come close to proving the kiss of death.

  It was, in fact, still liable to prove the kiss of death for a lot of U.S. soldiers. Even though the factories up in Pontiac were going flat out now, they’d started disgracefully late. The CSA had factories, too, in Richmond and Atlanta and Birmingham. They weren’t supposed to have been working so long and so hard. But the Confederates were using more barrels than anybody in what was alleged to be U.S. Army Intelligence had suspected they owned.

  Here came three of them, a leader and two more behind him making a V. They didn’t look much different from the machine he commanded. They were a little boxier, the armor not well sloped to deflect a shell. But they hit hard; they carried two-inch guns, not inch-and-a-halfers. All things considered, U.S. and C.S. machines were about even when they met on equal terms.

  Morrell didn’t intend to meet the Confederates on equal terms. Hitting them from ambush was a lot more economical. “Range to the lead barrel?” he asked Sergeant Pound.

  He wasn’t surprised to hear Pound answer, “It’s 320 yards, sir,” without the slightest hesitation. The gunner had been traversing the turret to keep that barrel in the gunsight. He wasn’t just ready. He was eager. That eagerness was part of what made him such a good gunner. He thought along with his commander. Sometimes he thought ahead of him.

  “Let him have it,” Morrell said.

  “Armor-piercing, Sweeney!” Pound said, and the loader slammed a black-tipped round into the breech. The gunner traversed the turret a little more, working the handwheel with microscopic care. Then he fired.

  The noise was a palpable blow to the ears. It was worst for Morrell, who’d just stuck his head out the cupola so he could see the effect of the shot. Fire spurted from the muzzle of the cannon and, half a second later, from the side of the Confederate barrel. Side armor was always thinner than at the front or on the turret.

  “Hit!” Morrell shouted. “That’s a goddamn hit!” Easier to think of it as the sort of hit you might make in a shooting gallery, with little yellow ducks and gray-haired mothers-in-law and other targets going by on endless loops of chain. Then you didn’t have to contemplate that hard-nosed round slamming through armor, rattling around inside the fighting compartment, and smashing crewmen just like you—except they wore the wrong uniforms and they weren’t very lucky.

  Smoke started pouring from the wounded barrel, which stopped dead—and dead was the right word. A hatch at the front opened. A soldier in butternut coveralls—probably the driver—started to scramble out. Two machine guns opened up on him from Morrell’s barrel. He crumpled, half in and half out of his ruined machine.

  As Morrell ducked down inside the turret, it started traversing again. Sergeant Pound had commendable initiative. “Another round of AP, Sweeney!” he bawled. “We’ll make meat pies out of ’em!” The loader gave him what he wanted. The gun bellowed again—to Morrell, a little less deafeningly now that he was back inside. The sharp stink of cordite filled the air inside the turret. The shell casing came out of the breech and clanged on the floor of the fighting compartment. It could mash toes if you weren’t careful. Peering through the gunsight, Pound yelled, “Hit!” again.

  “Was that us, or one of the other barrels here with us?” Morrell asked.

  “Sir, that was us.” The gunner was magisterially convincing. “Some of those other fellows couldn’t hit a dead cow with a fly swatter.”

  “Er—right.” Morrell stuck his head out of the cupola. All three of the lead Confederate barrels were burning now. Somebody in one of the other U.S. machines must have known what to do with his fly swatter.

  A rifle shot from a Confederate infantryman cut twigs from the oaks above Morrell’s head. He didn’t duck. His barrel was well back in the shade. Nobody out there in the open could get a good look and draw a bead on him. That didn’t mean a round not so well aimed couldn’t find him, but he refused to dwell on such mischances.

  He hoped the Confederates would try to charge his barrels. He could stand them off where he was for quite a while, then fall back to another position he’d prepared deeper in the woods. Defense wasn’t his first choice, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t handle it. And the enemy, charging hard, might well be inclined to run right on to a waiting spear.

  But the Confederates had something else in mind. After about ten minutes of confusion, they started lobbing artillery shells toward the woods. At first, Morrell was scornful—only a direct hit would make a barrel say uncle, and hits from guns out of visual range of their targets were hard as hell to come by. But then he caught the gurgling howl of the shells as they flew through the air and the white bursts they threw up when they walked toward the barrels.

  Swearing, he ducked down into the turret and slammed the cupola hatch behind him. “Button it up!” he snarled. “Gas!” He got on the wireless to all the barrels he commanded, giving them the same message. “Masks!” he added to the men in his own machine. “That’s an order, God damn it!”

  Only when he put on his own mask did Pound and Sweeney reach for theirs. He couldn’t see the driver and the bow gunner up at the front of the hull. He hoped they listened to him. If the barrel stayed buttoned up, the men would start to cook before too long. It might have been tolerable in France or Germany. In Ohio? Right at the start of summertime? In gas masks to boot?

  Sergeant Pound asked an eminently reasonable question: “Sir, how the hell are we supposed to fight a war like this?”

  “How would you like to fight it without your lungs?” Morrell answered. His own voice sounded even more distant and otherworldly than Pound’s had. He couldn’t see the gunner’s expression. All he could see were Pound’s eyes behind two round portholes of glass. The green-gray rubber of the mask hid the rest of the sergeant’s features and made him look like something from Mars or Venus.

  Looking out through the periscopes mounted in the cupola hatch was at best a poor substitute for sticking your head out and seeing what was going on. Shoving one of those glass portholes up close enough to a periscope to see anything was a trial. What Morrell saw were lots of gas shells bursting.

  He did some more swearing. The barrel wasn’t perfectly airtight, and it didn’t have proper filters in the ventilation system. That was partly his own fault, too. He’d had a lot to say about the design of barrels. He’d thought about all sorts of things, from the layout of the turret to the shape of the armor and the placement of the engine compartment. Defending against poison gas hadn’t once crossed his mind—or, evidently, anyone else’s.

  “What do we do, sir?” Sergeant Pound asked.

  Morrell didn’t want to fall back to that prepared position without making the Confederates pay a price. His lips skinned back from his teeth in a fierce grin the gas mask hid. “Forward!” he said, first to Pound, then on the intercom to the driver, and then on the wireless. “Let’s see if those bastards want to drop gas on their own men.”

  The barrel rumbled ahead. Morrell hoped not too much gas was getting into the fighting compartment. He could tell the instant they came out into the sunlight from the shade of the trees. It had been hot in the barrel before. It got a hell of a lot hotter when the sun started beating down on the hull and the turret.

  Bullets began hitting the barrel as soon as it came out into the open, too. Morrell didn’t worry about ordinary rifle or machine-gun rounds very much, not while he wasn’t standing up and looking out through the cupola. (He didn’t worry about them while he was, either. Afterwards, sometimes, was a different story.) But the Confederates had the same sort of .50-caliber antibarrel rifles as U.S. troops. Even one
of those big armor-piercing bullets wouldn’t penetrate the front glacis plate or the turret, but it might punch through the thinner steel on the barrel’s sides.

  Sergeant Pound and the bow machine gunner, a redheaded mick named Teddy Fitzgerald, opened up on the Confederate soldiers they’d caught in the open. Pound abandoned the turret machine gun after a little while. “H.E.!” he called to Sweeney, who fed a high-explosive round into the cannon. It roared. Through the periscopes, Morrell watched the round burst. A couple of enemy soldiers went flying.

  The Confederates didn’t put gas down on top of their own men. They didn’t break through east of Chillicothe, either. Morrell’s barrels gave them a good mauling there. But they did break the U.S. line west of town. Morrell had to fall back or risk being surrounded. Even pulling back wasn’t easy. He fought a brisk skirmish at long range with several C.S. barrels. If the Confederates had moved a little faster, they might have trapped him. He hated retreat. But getting cut off would have been worse. So he told himself, over and over again.

  As Mary Pomeroy walked to the post office in Rosenfeld, Manitoba, with her son Alexander in tow, she laughed at herself. She’d always thought she couldn’t hate anyone worse than the green-gray-clad U.S. soldiers who’d occupied the town since 1914. Now the Yanks, or most of them, were gone, and she discovered she’d been wrong. The soldiers from the Republic of Quebec, whose uniforms were of a cut identical to their U.S. counterparts but sewn from blue-gray cloth, were even worse.

  For one thing, the Yanks, however much Mary despised them, had won the war. They’d driven out and beaten the Canadian and British defenders of what had been the Dominion of Canada. If not for them, there wouldn’t have been any such thing as the Republic of Quebec. Quebec had been part of Canada for more than 150 years before the Yanks came along. The USA had no business splitting up the country.